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Starring: Harris Dickinson, Charlbi Dean, Dolly de Leon, Zlatko Burić, Henrik Dorsin, Vicki Berlin, Woody Harrelson
Story:
Dark comedy drama written and directed by Ruben Östlund. Triangle of Sadness (2022) follows fashion model celebrity couple, Carl and Yaya (Harris Dickinson and Charlbi Dean), who are invited to a luxury cruise for the uber-rich, run by unhinged Captain Thomas Smith (Woody Harrelson). What first appeared instagrammable ends catastrophically, leaving the survivors stranded on a desert island and fighting for survival.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Quotes:
Casting Director: So, is this runway casting for a grumpy brand or a smiley brand?
Carl: So it’s a grumpy brand, yeah?
Casting Director: Congratulations! Show me that Balenciaga look! Suddenly I’m dressed in something way less expensive. It’s H&M! Yay! Balenciaga. And H&M. Balenciaga. And H&M!
Dimitry: Your looks paid for the tickets. Not bad, huh?
Carl: So what do you do?
Dimitry: I sell s**t.
Paula: The success of a luxury cruise mainly depends on you. I don’t want to hear anybody saying, “No.” It’s always, “Yes, sir! Yes, ma’am!”
Vera: I command you, enjoy the moment.
Alicia: No.
Vera: No?
Alicia: No.
Vera: What? You say no to me?
Alicia: No. No.
Vera: So it’s yes?
Alicia: Yes. No.
Vera: Yes?
Dirty Sails Lady: The sails. Do you think it’s possible to wash them?
The Captain: I don’t think that’s possible, ma’am, because this is a motorized vessel.
Dirty Sails Lady: Yeah.
The Captain: So we don’t have any sails.
Dirty Sails Lady: It was sails.. Yes.
The Captain: Well then, in that case, we will clean the sails.
Clementine: A toast.
Winston: To love!
Dimitry: A Russian capitalist. And an American communist.
The Captain: On a two hundred and fifty million dollar luxury yacht.
Dimitry: Mayday. The ship is going under.
Abigail: This is really bad. This is really, really bad.
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