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Starring: Harris Dickinson, Charlbi Dean, Dolly de Leon, Zlatko Burić, Henrik Dorsin, Vicki Berlin, Woody Harrelson
Dark comedy drama written and directed by Ruben Östlund. Triangle of Sadness (2022) follows fashion model celebrity couple, Carl and Yaya (Harris Dickinson and Charlbi Dean), who are invited to a luxury cruise for the uber-rich, run by unhinged Captain Thomas Smith (Woody Harrelson). What first appeared instagrammable ends catastrophically, leaving the survivors stranded on a desert island and fighting for survival.
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Casting Director: So, is this runway casting for a grumpy brand or a smiley brand?
Carl: So it’s a grumpy brand, yeah?
Casting Director: Congratulations! Show me that Balenciaga look! Suddenly I’m dressed in something way less expensive. It’s H&M! Yay! Balenciaga. And H&M. Balenciaga. And H&M!
Dimitry: Your looks paid for the tickets. Not bad, huh?
Carl: So what do you do?
Dimitry: I sell s**t.
Paula: The success of a luxury cruise mainly depends on you. I don’t want to hear anybody saying, “No.” It’s always, “Yes, sir! Yes, ma’am!”
Vera: I command you, enjoy the moment.
Vera: What? You say no to me?
Alicia: No. No.
Vera: So it’s yes?
Alicia: Yes. No.
Dirty Sails Lady: The sails. Do you think it’s possible to wash them?
The Captain: I don’t think that’s possible, ma’am, because this is a motorized vessel.
Dirty Sails Lady: Yeah.
The Captain: So we don’t have any sails.
Dirty Sails Lady: It was sails.. Yes.
The Captain: Well then, in that case, we will clean the sails.
Clementine: A toast.
Winston: To love!
Dimitry: A Russian capitalist. And an American communist.
The Captain: On a two hundred and fifty million dollar luxury yacht.
Dimitry: Mayday. The ship is going under.
Abigail: This is really bad. This is really, really bad.