Twilight Quotes: Have the Cheese Factor!

(Total Quotes: 71)

Directed by: Catherine Hardwicke
Written by:
Stephenie Meyer (novel “Twilight”)
Melissa Rosenberg (screenplay)
Kristen Stewart – Isabella Swan
Robert Pattinson – Edward Cullen
Billy Burke – Charlie Swan
Peter Facinelli – Dr. Carlisle Cullen
Elizabeth Reaser – Esme Cullen
Cam Gigandet – James
Ashley Greene – Alice Cullen
Christian Serratos – Angela
Anna Kendrick – Jessica Stanley
Nikki Reed – Rosalie Hale
Taylor Lautner – Jacob Black
Kellan Lutz – Emmet Cullen
Jackson Rathbone – Jasper Hale
Michael Welch – Mike Newton
Gil Birmingham – Billy Black
Justin Chon – Eric Yorkie
Rachelle Lefevre – Victoria


My first impression of Twilight quotes are that they are very much dripping with thick, melting, sticky mushy cheese all over it!

Verdict: If you are looking to add a bit of gooey cheese in your life then this will not disappoint you, they are so cheesy that they are almost good!



[first lines]
Isabella Swan: [narrating] I’d never given much thought to how I would die… But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go.



Charlie Swan: Your hair’s longer
Isabella Swan: Hmm? I cut it since the last time I saw you.
Charlie Swan: Oh. I guess it grew out again.


Billy Black: See, I told you she’d love it. I’m down with the kids.
Charlie Swan: Oh, yeah, dude. You’re the bomb.


Isabella Swan: I’m kind of the “suffer in silence” type.


Eric Yorkie: Woh, woh! Chillax! No feature!



Jessica Stanley: Hey you’re from Arizona right?
Isabella Swan: Yeah.
Jessica Stanley: Aren’t people from Arizona supposed to be like, really tan?
Isabella Swan: Yeah, maybe, that’s why they kicked me out.


Eric Yorkie: Hey, Mikey – you met my home girl, Bella
Mike Newton: Oh, you-yo-your home girl?
Eric Yorkie: Yeah.
Mike Newton: Yeah?
Mike Newton: My girl.
[kissed Bella’s cheek, and pulls Mike’s chair out from under him]
Tyler Crowley: Sorry I had to ruin your game, Mike.
Jessica Stanley: Oh, my God, it’s like, the first grade all over again, you’re the shiny new toy…


Angela Weber: Smile!
[Takes a photo]
Isabella Swan: Okay.
Angela Weber: Sorry, I needed a candid for the feature
Eric Yorkie: The Feature’s dead Angela, don’t bring it up again!
Isabella Swan: It’s okay, I just…
Eric Yorkie: I-I got your back baby.
Angela Weber: I guess we’ll just run another editorial on…Teen Drinking…
Isabella Swan: You know, you could always go for…eating disorders? Speedo padding on the swim team.
Angela Weber: Actually, that’s a good one…
Jessica Stanley: Kirk right?
Angela Weber: Kirk.
Jessica Stanley: That’s exactly what I thought.
Angela Weber: We’re talking “Olympic Sized”.
Jessica Stanley: There’s no way, he’s so skinny, it doesn’t make sense.
Angela Weber: Totally.


Isabella Swan: Who are they?twilight-3
Angela Weber: The Cullens.
Jessica Stanley: They’re, um, Dr. and Mrs. Cullen’s foster kids. They moved down here from Alaska, like, a few years ago.
Angela Weber: They kind of keep to themselves.
Jessica Stanley: Yeah cause they’re all together, like together together. Uh, the blonde girl, that’s Rosalie, and the big dark-haired guy, Emmett, they’re like a thing. I’m not even sure that’s legal.
Angela Weber: Jess, they’re not actually related.
Jessica Stanley: Yeah, but they live together. It’s weird…and, okay, the little dark-haired girl is Alice. She’s really weird, and, um…she’s with Jasper, the blonde one who looks like he’s in pain. I mean, Dr. Cullen’s like this foster dad slash match maker.
Angela Weber: Maybe he’ll adopt me.


[Edward enters school cafeteria]
Isabella Swan: Who’s he?
Jessica Stanley: That’s Edward Cullen. He’s totally gorgeous, obviously. But apparently, no one here is good enough for him. Like I care. Anyway, don’t waste your time.
Isabella Swan: I wasn’t planning on it.


[to Bella]
Eric Yorkie: So I was wondering…if you have a…a da…
[shakes wet hat over Bella’s head]
Mike Newton: ‘Sup Arizona? How you likin’ the rain, girl?
Eric Yorkie: Yeah, Mike, you’re real cute. You know that?


[Edward pushes microscope towards Bella]
Edward Cullen: Ladies first.
Isabella Swan: You were gone.
Edward Cullen: Yeah, um, I was out of town for a couple of days, personal reasons.
[Bella pushes microscope towards Edward]
Isabella Swan: Uh, prophase.
Edward Cullen: Do you mind if I uh, look?
[Bella shakes her head]
Edward Cullen: It’s prophase.
Isabella Swan: Like I said.


Edward Cullen: So you enjoying the rain?
[Bella laughs]
Edward Cullen: What?
Isabella Swan: You’re asking me about the weather?
Edward Cullen: Yeah, I-I guess I am.
Isabella Swan: Well, I don’t really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing I don’t really…
[Edward laughs]twilight-5
Isabella Swan: What?
Edward Cullen: Nothing, uh

Edward Cullen: …it’s uh, anaphase.
Isabella Swan: You mind if I check?
Edward Cullen: Sure.
Isabella Swan: Anaphase.
Edward Cullen: [smiles] Like I said.


Edward Cullen: If you hate cold and rain, why move to the wettest place in the continental U.S.
Isabella Swan: It’s complicated.
Edward Cullen: I’m sure I can keep up.


Edward Cullen: Why didn’t you move with your mother and Phil?
Isabella Swan: Well, Phil’s a minor league baseball player, and uh, he travels a lot, and my mom s-stayed home with me, but I knew it made her unhappy, so I figured I’d stay with my dad for a while.
Edward Cullen: And now you’re unhappy.
Isabella Swan: No.
Edward Cullen: I’m sorry, I’m just…I’m just trying to figure you out, you’re very difficult for me to read.
Isabella Swan: Hey did you get contacts?
Edward Cullen: No.
Isabella Swan: Your eyes were, black the last time I saw you, and now they’re like, golden brown…
Edward Cullen: Yeah I know it’s the, uh, it’s the fluorescents, um. Ugh.
[Edward suddenly walks away]


[after Edward stops Tyler’s van’s from hitting Bella]
Tyler Crowley: Bella, I’m so sorry I panicked!



Isabella Swan: Can I talk to you for a minute?
[Edward walks away from Carlisle and Rosalie and walks over to Bella]
Edward Cullen: What?
Isabella Swan: How…how did you get over to me so fast?
Edward Cullen: I was standing right next to you Bella.
Isabella Swan: No. You were next to your car, across the lot.twilight-7
Edward Cullen: No, I wasn’t.
Isabella Swan: Yes, you were.
Edward Cullen: Bella you hit your head. I think you’re confused.
Isabella Swan: I know what I saw.
Edward Cullen: And what exactly was that.
Isabella Swan: You…you stopped the van. You pushed it away with you hand.
Edward Cullen: Well, nobody’s going to believe you so.
Isabella Swan: I wasn’t going to tell anybody. I just need to know the truth.
Edward Cullen: Can’t you just thank me and get over it.
Isabella Swan: Thank you.
Edward Cullen: You’re not going to let this go are you?
Isabella Swan: No.
Edward Cullen: Well then I hope you enjoy disappointment.


Isabella Swan: [narrating] That was the first night I dreamed of Edward Cullen…


Mike Newton: Look at you, huh? You’re alive!


Edward Cullen: What’s in Jacksonville
Isabella Swan: How did you know about that?
Edward Cullen: You didn’t answer my question
Isabella Swan: Well, you don’t answer any of mine so…I mean you don’t even say hi to me.
Edward Cullen: Hi.
Isabella Swan: Are you going tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward Cullen: Yeah. I had an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can google it
Isabella Swan: Floridians. That what’s in Jacksonville…
Edward Cullen: At least would you watch where you walk?
Edward Cullen: Look, I’m sorry if I’m being rude all the time. I just think it’s the best way.


Jessica Stanley: Bella! Guess who just asked me to prom. I totally thought Mike was gonna ask you, actually. Um, it’s not gonna be weird though, right?
Isabella Swan: No, no. Zero weirdness. You guys are great together.
Jessica Stanley: I know, right?


Edward Cullen: Bella we…we shouldn’t be friends.
Isabella Swan: You really should have figured that out a little earlier. I mean why didn’t you let the crush me and saved yourself all this regret.
Edward Cullen: What you think I regret saving you?
Isabella Swan: I can see that you do. I just…I don’t know why.
Edward Cullen: [furious] You don’t know anything.


Edward Cullen: Edible art?twilight-8
[Bella knocks over the apple and Edward kicks it up and catches it]
Edward Cullen: Bella.
Isabella Swan: Thanks. You know your mood swings are kind of giving me whiplash.
Edward Cullen: I only said it’d be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t wanna be.
Isabella Swan: What does that mean?
Edward Cullen: It means if you were smart, you’d stay away from me.
Isabella Swan: Okay well let’s say for argument sake that I’m not smart, would you tell me the truth?
Edward Cullen: No probably not.
[Bella turns away slightly angry]
Edward Cullen: I’d rather hear your theories.
Isabella Swan: I have considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite.
Edward Cullen: That’s all superhero stuff right? But what if I’m not the hero? What if I am the bad guy?
Isabella Swan: You’re not. I can see what you’re trying to put off, but I can see that it’s just to keep people away from you. It’s a mask.


Jessica Stanley: You guys should keep Bella company. Umm…her date bailed.
Eric Yorkie: What date?


Isabella Swan: So what are they really?
Jacob Black: It’s just a story, Bella.


Edward Cullen: I should go back there and rip those guys’ heads off.
Isabella Swan: Um…No, you shouldn’t.
Edward Cullen: You don’t know the vile, repulsive things they were thinking.
Isabella Swan: And you do?
Edward Cullen: It’s not hard to guess.
Edward Cullen: Can you talk about something else? Distract me so I won’t turn around.
Isabella Swan: You should put your seat belt on.
Edward Cullen: [Edward Laughs] …you should put your seat belt on!


Isabella Swan: Look, you gotta give me some answers.
Edward Cullen: Yes. No. To get to the other side. Uh, 1.77245…
Isabella Swan: I don’t want to know what the square root of pi is.
Edward Cullen: You knew that?



Isabella Swan: Did you follow me?
Edward Cullen: I…I feel very protective of you.
Isabella Swan: So you followed me.
Edward Cullen: I was trying to keep a distance unless you needed my help and then I heard what those low-lives were thinking.
Isabella Swan: Wait. You say you heard what they were thinking?
Isabella Swan: So what you…you read minds?
Edward Cullen: I can read every mind in this room apart from yours. There’s…Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat…And then you, nothing. That’s very frustrating.
Isabella Swan: Is there something wrong with me?
Edward Cullen: See…I tell you I can read minds and you think there’s something wrong with you?
Isabella Swan: What is it?
Edward Cullen: I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore.
Isabella Swan: Then don’t.


Isabella Swan: You’re impossibly fast and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color…and sometimes you speak like, like you’re from a different time. You never eat or drink anything. You don’t go out in the sunlight. How old are you?
Edward Cullen: Seventeen.twilight-10
Isabella Swan: How long have you been seventeen?
Edward Cullen: A while.
Isabella Swan: I know what you are…
Edward Cullen: Say it, out loud, say it.
Isabella Swan: Vampire.
Edward Cullen: Are you afraid?
Isabella Swan: No.


Isabella Swan: It’s like diamonds…you’re beautiful.
Edward Cullen: Beautiful? This is the skin of a killer, Bella…I’m a killer.
Isabella Swan: I don’t believe that.
Edward Cullen: That’s because you believe the lie. The camouflage. I’m the world’s most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that…as if you could out run me…as if you could fight me off. I’m designed to kill.
Isabella Swan: I don’t care.
Edward Cullen: I’ve killed people before.
Isabella Swan: It doesn’t matter.
Edward Cullen: I wanted to kill you. I’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much in my life.
Isabella Swan: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: Don’t.


Edward Cullen: My family, we’re different from others of our kind. We only hunt animals. We’ve learned to control out thirst but it’s you, your scent, it’s like a drug to me. You’re like you’re my own personal brand of heroin.
Isabella Swan: Why did you hate me so much when we met?
Edward Cullen: I did, only because of wanting you so badly. I still don’t know if I can control myself.
Isabella Swan: I know you can.


Edward Cullen: I can’t read your mind. You have to tell me what you’re thinking.twilight-12
Isabella Swan: That I’m afraid.
Edward Cullen: Good.
Isabella Swan: I’m not afraid of you. I’m only afraid of losing you, like you’re going to disappear.
Edward Cullen: You don’t know how long I’ve waited for you.


Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Isabella Swan: What a stupid lamb.
Edward Cullen: What a sick, masochistic lion.


Isabella Swan: [narrating] About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.


Isabella Swan: You know everybody’s staring?
Edward Cullen: Not that guy…uh…no he just looked. I’m breaking all the rules now anyway. Since I’m going to hell…
[puts arm around Bella]


Total Quotes: 71



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