Starring: John Cena, Lil Rel Howery, Yvonne Orji, Meredith Hagner, Lynn Whitfield, Robert Wisdom, Tawny Newsome
Comedy directed and co-written by Clay Tarver. Vacation Friends (2021) centers on straight-laced couple Marcus and Emily (Lil Rel Howery and Yvonne Orji), who are befriended by thrill-seeking partiers Ron and Kyla (John Cena and Meredith Hagner) at a resort in Mexico. Months later Marcus and Emily are horrified when Ron and Kyla show up uninvited at their wedding, creating chaos, and proving that what happens on vacation, doesn’t necessarily stay on vacation.
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Bandleader: Ladies and gentlemen, the bride and groom to be, Emily and Marcus!
Emily’s Mom: This weekend is all about you.
Ron: You son of a b**ch! You said we were best friends!
Kyla: Yeah, it’s like f***ed up.
Emily: What are you two doing here?
[Ron and Kyla laugh]
Kyla: Oh, my God!
Emily’s Dad: Excuse me. This is a private event.
Ron: Oh, it’s cool. We know the bride and groom. We met these two animals down in Mexico.
Marcus: Okay. Look, we just got to contain them. This only happened because you said, “See you later.”
Emily: I said it without meaning it, like any descent person would. And somehow he is charming my dad.
Emily’s Dad: [as they’re about to play golf] Hope you’re comfortable in a foursome.
Ron: As long as there’s at least one girl involved.
Marcus: Everywhere they go, chaos happens.
Emily: Well, I like the sound of that.
Kyla: [as Emily kisses Marcus] We do too.
Ron: Good evening, everyone.
Emily: What is he doing up there?
Ron: Marcus and I crossed paths in Mexico. Got to know each other, intimately.
Fred: [quietly to Enzo] This is the best wedding I’ve ever been to.
Ron, Kyla: That is f***ing awesome!
Marcus: Why does the salt not taste salty.
Ron: Oh, because it’s cocaine.
Kyla: We actually brought it from home. Very, very easy if you ever want to try it. It’s just a ziploc in a full shampoo bottle.
Ron: And it’s so much more comfortable than when I had it in my a**.
Marcus: I don’t do drugs.
Kyla: Even on vacation?
Ron: Put that bottle on your head.
Marcus: Babe, he’s not serious. We’ve been drinking…
Ron: [suddenly shoots the bottle on top of Marcus’s head] Count it!
Kyla: You hit the bottle this time!
Marcus: What the f***?!
Ron: Jackpot. The devil’s d**k. The most potent magic mushroom on earth.
Marcus: I ate it.
Marcus: You told me to!
Ron: I didn’t say, “Eat it.”
Marcus: Man, everything you touch turns into drugs!