Our list of best quotes from Wednesday, Netflix’s supernatural comedy horror television show starring Jenna Ortega as Wednesday Addams.
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Top Wednesday Quotes
Wednesday Addams: I’m not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools, run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism.
Wednesday Addams: Pugsley, emotion equals weakness.
Principal Larissa Weems: Wednesday is certainly a unique name. I’m guessing it was the day of the week you were born?
Wednesday Addams: I was born on Friday the 13th.
Morticia Addams: Please excuse Wednesday. She’s allergic to color.
Enid Sinclair: Oh. Wow. What happens to you?
Wednesday Addams: I break out into hives, and then the flesh peels off my bones.
Enid Sinclair: Nevermore was founded in 1791 to educate people like us. Outcasts, freaks, monsters, fill in your favorite marginalized group here.
Wednesday Addams: You can save the sanitized sales pitch.
Wednesday Addams: I’m not interested in participating in tribal adolescent clichés.
Enid Sinclair: Well, then use it to fill your obviously bottomless pit of disdain.
Ajax Petropolus: [to Wednesday] You’re in black and white. Like a living Instagram filter.
Enid Sinclair: You should really get on Insta, Snapchat, and TikTok.
Wednesday Addams: I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.
Morticia Addams: I’m told girls your age say hurtful things, and I shouldn’t take it to heart.
Wednesday Addams: Fortunately, you don’t have one.
Morticia Addams: Finally, a kind word for your mother.
Enid Sinclair: What the hell did you do to my room?
Wednesday Addams: Dividing our room equally. It looks like a rainbow vomited on your side.
Wednesday Addams: I devote an hour a day to my novel. Perhaps if you did the same, your vlog might be coherent. I’ve read serial killer diaries with better punctuation.
Enid Sinclair: I write in my voice. It’s my truth. It’s what my followers love.
Wednesday Addams: Your followers are clearly imbeciles.
Wednesday Addams: [to Enid] When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind. Rope. Shovel. Hole.
Marilyn Thornhill: I trust Enid has given you the old Nevermore welcome.
Wednesday Addams: She’s been smothering me with hospitality. I hope to return the favor. In her sleep.
Rowan Laslow: [to Wednesday] I never thought it was possible to be an outcast in a school full of outcasts. But it looks like you’re going to give me a run for my money.
Wednesday Addams: Hello, Thing. Did you really think my highly-trained olfactory sense wouldn’t pick up on the faint whiff of neroli and bergamot in your favorite hand lotion?
Wednesday Addams: Oh, Thing. You poor, naïve appendage. My parents aren’t worried about me. They’re evil puppeteers who want to pull my strings, even from afar.
Wednesday Addams: I see the world as a place that must be endured.
Wednesday Addams: You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it’s concealed.
Tyler Galpin: Holy crap! Do you make a habit of scaring the hell out of people?
Wednesday Addams: It’s more of a hobby.