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Starring: Timothée Chalamet, Keegan-Michael Key, Rowan Atkinson, Sally Hawkins, Olivia Colman, Jim Carter, Matt Lucas, Hugh Grant, Calah Lane, Paterson Joseph, Mathew Baynton, Rowan Atkinson
Fantasy adventure directed and co-written by Paul King. Based on Roald Dahl’s character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Wonka (2023) focuses on young Willy Wonka (Timothée Chalamet), who is chock-full of ideas and determined to change the world one delectable bite at a time, proving that the best things in life begin with a dream, and if you’re lucky enough to meet Willy Wonka, anything is possible.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Willy Wonka: I’ve spent the past seven years traveling the world, perfecting my craft. You see, I’m something of a magician, inventor, and chocolate maker. So quiet up, and listen down. Nope. Scratch that, reverse it.
Shopkeeper: Mr. Wonka, I can see you’re a man of great ingenuity.
Kid: What are you doing?
Willy Wonka: I’m making chocolate, of course. How do you like it? Dark? White? Nutty? Absolutely insane?
Man: Many people have come here to sell chocolate. They’ve all been crushed by The Chocolate Cartel. You can’t get a shop without selling chocolate, and you can’t sell chocolate without a shop.
Officer: No daydreaming.
Kid: What are we going to do, Willy?
Willy Wonka: Huh.
Willy Wonka: Huh.
Kid: A double-huh.
Willy Wonka: Do you have a pencil and paper?
Willy Wonka: I got an idea.
Willy Wonka: I know things haven’t been easy for you. They’re going to get better.
Kid: You promise?
Willy Wonka: I pinkie promise. That’s the most solemn vow there is.
Kid: Where do we start?
Chocolate Cartel: A good chocolate should be simple. Whereas this, it’s just weird.
Chocolate Cartel: What’s happening? Who wants a chocolate that makes you fly?
Willy Wonka: Well, let’s find out, shall we? Who’s for Hoverchoc?
Police Officer: Nothing to see here. Just a small group of people defying the laws of gravity.
Willy Wonka: Ladies and gentlemen of The Galeries Gourmet, my name is Willy Wonka.
Chocolate Cartel: He’s good. Too good.
Willy Wonka: So you’re the funny little man who’s been following me.
Oompa-Loompa: I will have you know that I am a perfectly respectable size for an Oompa Loompa.
Willy Wonka: An Oompa-what-now?
Oompa-Loompa: [starts to play his flute] Allow me to refresh your memory.
Willy Wonka: Oh, I don’t think I want to hear that.
Oompa-Loompa: Too late. I’ve started dancing now. Once we’ve started, we can’t stop.
Police Officer: Pretty sure I’ve gained about a hundred and fifty pounds in the last two weeks.
Man: You could change her life, Mr. Wonka. Change all their lives.
Priest: Run away!
Willy’s Mother: Every good thing in this world started with a dream. So you hold on to yours.
Willy Wonka: Here we go, Mama.
Willy Wonka: Mark my words, this is going to be the greatest chocolate shop the world has ever seen!