Starring: Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Vanessa Hudgens, Alexander Ludwig, Paola Nuñez, Eric Dane, Ioan Gruffudd, Jacob Scipio, Melanie Liburd, Tasha Smith, Tiffany Haddish, Joe Pantoliano
Story: Action comedy sequel directed by Adil El Arbi and Bilall Fallah, and written by Chris Bremner. Bad Boys: Ride or Die (2024) continues to follow Miami’s finest cops Mike Lowery (Will Smith) and Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence) as this time they are now on the run.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Quotes:
Marcus Burnett: Come on, Mike. Slow down.
Mike Lowery: We are late.
Marcus Burnett: My stomach, Mike. I need a ginger ale.
Mike Lowery: [stops the car] Get a ginger ale and nothing else.
Marcus Burnett: Are those dogs fresh?
Cashier: Put them in yesterday.
Marcus Burnett: Give me one. Put some relish on that m*****f***er.
Thug: Open the register. Stay right there!
Mike Lowery: Mm-mm. Is that Skittles on the counter, Marcus?
Marcus Burnett: This ain’t mine, Mike.
Mike Lowery: Yes, it is.
Mike Lowery: Marcus, get in the car.
Marcus Burnett: He has a gun to my head.
Mike Lowery: You want to deal with him, or you want to deal with me?
Marcus Burnett: [to the thug] Sorry, sir. But I got to go.
Marcus Burnett: Call 911.
Cashier: Aren’t you the police?
Marcus Burnett: You ate my snacks, didn’t you? You need to get a job.
Reggie: I’m a US Marine, sir
Marcus Burnett: Well then you need to deploy.
News Anchor: We now have evidence that the late Captain Conrad Howard of Miami PD was working directly with drug cartels for years.
Mike Lowery: Captain Howard is being framed.
Mike Lowery: What the hell?
Marcus Burnett: [referring to Howard] He’s texting us from the other side.
Mike Lowery: No, he’s not, Marcus.
Captain Howard: If you’re seeing this, I’m probably dead. F***! F***ers! F*** them all!
Captain Howard: I don’t know how high up this s**t goes, but don’t trust anybody. You’re my bad boys. No clear my name.
Prisoner: You should be careful. You’re being set up detectives.
Captain Rita Secada: We got two suspects. Lowery and Burnett. They’re armed and dangerous.
Prisoner: Y’all are some terrible f***ing fugitives.
Marcus Burnett: I need nasty Mike. Bad boy!
Marcus Burnett: I got this!
Mike Lowery: But you don’t though!
Trailer Park Man 1: Are y’all stealing our clothes?
Marcus Burnett: Just because we black, we stealing your s**t?
Mike Lowery: Marcus.
Marcus Burnett: What?
Mike Lowery: Look at your shirt.
[Marcus looks down to see “pure bred white boy” printed on the shirt]
Trailer Park Man 1: [to Mike] Why don’t you sing us a little Reba song?
Trailer Park Man 2: Sing your favorite.
Marcus Burnett: [trying to sing a Reba song] I’m a woman.
Mike Lowery: [singing] Because I’m a strong black woman.
Marcus Burnett: Yeah. Because she’s not black.
Marcus Burnett: [singing] What you going to do? What you going to…
Trailer Park Man 2: That ain’t no Reba song.
Mike Lowery: It’s from her mix tape.