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Best Quotes From All The Indiana Jones Movies

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Our list of the best quotes from the rip-roaring action adventure Indiana Jones movies, in which the first four films are directed by Steven Spielberg, where we follow the adventures of Dr. Henry ‘Indiana’ Jones, Jr., a professor of archaeology and an adventurer.

 

Best Quotes From All Indiana Jones Movies


1. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Set in 1936, following globe-trotting archaeologist Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford), who is hired by government agents to locate the Ark of the Covenant, a relic said to make an army invincible, before Adolf Hitler’s Nazis can obtain it. Teaming up with his tough former lover Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen), Jones races to stop rival archaeologist Dr. René Belloq (Paul Freeman) from guiding the Nazis to the Ark and its power.

'It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.' - Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark) Share on X

 

Satipo: Let us hurry. There is nothing to fear here.
Indiana Jones: That’s what scares me.


 

Indiana Jones: Give me the whip.
Satipo: Throw me the idol. No time to argue. Throw me the idol, I throw you the whip.
Indiana Jones: [throws the idol] Give me the whip!
Satipo: [drops the whip] Adiós, señor.


 

Indiana Jones: [later as he finds Satipo dead] Adiós, Satipo.


 

Belloq: Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away. And you thought I had given up. You chose the wrong friends. This time, it will cost you.
Indiana Jones: [reluctantly gives Belloq the idol] Too bad the Hovitos don’t know you the way I do, Belloq.
Belloq: Yes, too bad. You could warn them, if only you spoke Hovitos.

 

'I'm making this up as I go.' - Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark) Share on X

 

Indiana Jones: There’s a big snake in the plane, Jock!
Jock: Oh, that’s just my pet snake Reggie!
Indiana Jones: I hate snakes, Jock! I hate them!
Jock: Come on! Show a little backbone, will you?


 

Indiana Jones: [to his students] This site also demonstrates one of the great dangers of archeology, not to life and limb, although that does sometimes take place. No, I’m talking about folklore.


 

Major Eaton: Yes, Dr. Jones, we’ve heard a great deal about you.
Indiana Jones: Have you?
Major Eaton: Professor of archeology, expert on the occult. And, how does one say it? Obtainer of rare antiquities.
Indiana Jones: That’s one way of saying it.


 

Indiana Jones: Yeah, the Ark of the Covenant. The chest the Hebrews used to carry around the Ten Commandments.
Major Eaton: What do you mean, “commandments”? You talking about the Ten Commandments?
Indiana Jones: Yes, the actual Ten Commandments. The original stone tablets that Moses brought down out of Mount Horeb and smashed, if you believe in that sort of thing.
Any of you guys ever go to Sunday school?

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Major Eaton: What does this Ark look like?
Indiana Jones: [shows the picture in the book] There’s a picture of it right here. That’s it.
Major Eaton: Good God.
Marcus Brody: Yes, that’s just what the Hebrews thought.


 

Col. Musgrove: Now, what’s that supposed to be coming out of there?
Indiana Jones: Lightning. Fire. Power of God or something.
Major Eaton: I’m beginning to understand Hitler’s interest in this.


 

Marcus Brody: The Bible speaks of the Ark leveling mountains, and laying waste to entire regions. An army which carries the Ark before it is invincible.


 

Marcus Brody: For nearly three thousand years, man has been searching for the Lost Ark. Not something to be taken lightly. No one knows its secrets. It’s like nothing you’ve ever gone after before.
Indiana Jones: Oh, Marcus. What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like my mother. We’ve known each other for a long time. I don’t believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus-pocus. I’m going after a find of incredible historical significance. You’re talking about the bogeyman. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am.
[he tosses his gun into his suitcase]


 

Indiana Jones: Hello, Marion.
Marion Ravenwood: Indiana Jones. Always knew someday you’d come walking back through my door. I never doubted that. Something made it inevitable.


 

Indiana Jones: I need one of the pieces your father collected.
Marion Ravenwood: [punches him in the face] I learned to hate you in the last ten years.
Indiana Jones: I never meant to hurt you.
Marion Ravenwood: I was a child. I was in love. It was wrong and you knew it!
Indiana Jones: You knew what you were doing.
Marion Ravenwood: Now I do! This is my place. Get out!


 

Marion Ravenwood: Do you know what you did to me, to my life?
Indiana Jones: I can only say I’m sorry so many times.
Marion Ravenwood: Well, say it again, anyway!
Indiana Jones: Sorry.
Marion Ravenwood: Yeah. Everybody’s sorry. Abner was sorry for dragging me all over this earth looking for his little bits of junk. I’m sorry to still be stuck in this dive. Everybody’s sorry for something.


 

Indiana Jones: Do we need the monkey, huh?
Marion Ravenwood: I’m surprised at you, Jones. Talking that way about our baby. He’s got your looks too.
Indiana Jones: And your brains.
Marion Ravenwood: I noticed that. She’s a smart little thing. Smart.


 

Marion Ravenwood: Dad had you figured a long time ago. He said you were a bum.
Indiana Jones: Oh, he’s being generous.
Marion Ravenwood: The most gifted bum he ever trained. You know, he loved you like a son. Took a hell of a lot for you to alienate him.
Indiana Jones: Not much, just you.


 

Marion Ravenwood: [as she’s being kidnapped] You can’t do this to me! I’m an American!


 

Belloq: Good afternoon, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: I ought to kill you right now.
Belloq: Not a very private place for a murder.
Indiana Jones: Well, these Arabs don’t care if we kill each other. They’re not going to interfere in our business.


 

Belloq: [to Jones, referring to the monkey] I see your taste in friends remains consistent.


 

Belloq: How odd that it should end this way for us, after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?
Indiana Jones: Try the local sewer.


 

Belloq: You and I are very much alike. Archeology is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the purer faith. Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me, to push you out of the light.
Indiana Jones: Now you’re getting nasty.
Belloq: [referring to his pocket watch] You know it’s true. How nice. Look at this. It’s worthless. Ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless. Like the Ark. Men will kill for it. Men like you and me.


 

Belloq: Jones, do you realize what the Ark is? It’s a transmitter. It’s a radio for speaking to God. And it’s within my reach.
Indiana Jones: You want to talk to God? Let’s go see Him together. I’ve got nothing better to do.


 

Belloq: Next time, Indiana Jones, it’ll take more than children to save you.


 

Sallah: [looking down the Well of Souls] Indy, why does the floor move?
Indiana Jones: Give me your torch.
Indiana Jones: [as he drops the torch down the well] Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
Sallah: Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.


 

Toht: [to Marion] We meet again, Fräulein. You Americans, you’re all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.


 

Belloq: [looking down the Well of Souls] Why, Dr. Jones, whatever are you doing in such a nasty place?
Indiana Jones: Why don’t you come on down here, and I’ll show you!
Belloq: Thank you, my friend, but I think we are all very comfortable up here. That’s right, isn’t it? Yes, we are very comfortable up here.


 

Belloq: So, once again, Jones, what was briefly yours is now mine. What a fitting end to your life’s pursuits. You’re about to become a permanent addition to this archeological find. Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something.
Indiana Jones: Son of a b**ch.
Dietrich: I’m afraid we must be going now, Dr. Jones. Our prize is awaited in Berlin. But I do not wish to leave you down in that awful place all alone.
[Toht drops Marion down the well]


 

Indiana Jones: [referring to the torch] Take this. Wave it at anything that slithers.
Marion Ravenwood: Oh, my God. This whole place is slithering!


 

Sallah: [to Jones and Marion] Holy smoke, my friends. I’m so pleased you’re not dead!


 

Indiana Jones: Meet me at Omar’s. Be ready for me. I’m going after that truck.
Sallah: How?
Indiana Jones: I don’t know. I’m making this up as I go.


 

Marion Ravenwood: You’re not the man I knew ten years ago.
Indiana Jones: It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.


 

Marion Ravenwood: [as Jones falls asleep while they’re kissing] We never seem to get a break, do we?


 

Belloq: Yes, blow it up! Blow it back to God. All your life has been spent in pursuit of archeological relics. Inside the Ark are treasures beyond your wildest aspirations. You want to see it open as well as I. Indiana, we are simply passing through history. This, this is history. Do as you will.


 

Indiana Jones: [as the Nazis are about to open the Ark] Marion, don’t look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don’t look at it, no matter what happens.


 

Marcus Brody: The Ark is a source of unspeakable power and it has to be researched.
Major Eaton: And it will be, I assure you, Dr. Brody, Dr. Jones. We have top men working on it right now.
Indiana Jones: Who?
Major Eaton: Top men.


 

Marion Ravenwood: Hey, what happened? You don’t look very happy.
Indiana Jones: Fools. Bureaucratic fools.
Marion Ravenwood: What did they say?
Indiana Jones: They don’t know what they’ve got there.
Marion Ravenwood: Well, I know what I’ve got here. Come on. I’ll buy you a drink. You know, a drink?
[we then see the Ark being crated and stored in a wharehouse full of other crates]

 


2. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

Prequel to Raiders, set in 1935, following Indiana Jones, who teams up with nightclub singer Willie Scott (Kate Capshaw), and his twelve-year old sidekick Short Round (Jonathan Ke Quan). The trio arrive in India and are asked by desperate villagers to find a mystical stone to rescue their children from a Thuggee cult practicing child slavery, black magic, and ritualistic human sacrifices in the catacombs of an ancient palace.

'Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.' - Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom) Share on X

 

Lao Che: You never told me you spoke my language, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Only on special occasions.


 

Lao Che: [after they’ve poisoned Jones] And now, you give me the diamond.
Indiana Jones: Are you trying to develop a sense of humor, or am I going deaf?


 

Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.
Short Round: Okeydokey, Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes.
Willie Scott: For crying out loud, there’s a kid driving the car!


 

Indiana Jones: Where’s the antidote? Let me have it. Give me…
Willie Scott: [as Jones is groping down her dress] Listen, I just met you, for Christ’s sakes. Oh, I’m not that kind of girl.
Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We got company!


 

Willie Scott: You know how to fly, don’t you?
Indiana Jones: No. Do you?
Willie Scott: Oh, no. Oh, my God.
Indiana Jones: How hard can it be?


 

Indiana Jones: [as they’re flying towards a mountain] I think we got a big problem.
Short Round: Dr. Jones!
Indiana Jones: Shorty!
Short Round: Dr. Jones! No more parachutes!


 

Willie Scott: [as they’re about to jump out of the plane] A boat? We’re not sinking. We’re crashing!


 

Willie Scott: I hate the water, and I hate being wet, and I hate you!
Indiana Jones: Good!

'I keep telling you, you listen me more, you live longer.' - Short Round (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom) Share on X
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Short Round: What is Sankara?
Indiana Jones: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.


 

Willie Scott: Ooh, what big birds!
Indiana Jones: Those aren’t big birds, sweetheart. They’re giant vampire bats.
Willie Scott: Bats?


 

Indiana Jones: [referring to Willie screaming] Biggest trouble with her is the noise.


 

Short Round: [to Jones] I’m very little. You cheat very big!


 

Willie Scott: This place is completely surrounded! The entire place is crawling with living things.
Indiana Jones: That’s why they call it the jungle, sweetheart.


 

Indiana Jones: Willie, Willie. What is that? Is that short for something?
Willie Scott: “Willie” is my professional name, Indiana.
Short Round: Hey, lady, you call him Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: My professional name.


 

Indiana Jones: Where are you going? I’d sleep closer, if I were you. For safety’s sake.
Willie Scott: [as a snake slithers down her shoulder] Dr. Jones, I’d be safer sleeping with a snake.


 

Chattar Lal: [to Jones, Willie, and Shorty] I should say you look rather lost. But then I cannot imagine where in the world the three of you would look at home.


 

Chattar Lal: Dr. Jones, the eminent archeologist?
Willie Scott: Hard to believe, isn’t it?


 

Willie Scott: That’s the Maharajah? A kid?
Short Round: Maybe he like older women.


 

Eel Eater: What? You are not eating?
Willie Scott: I had bugs for lunch. Give me your hat.
Short Round: Why?
Willie Scott: Because I’m going to puke in it.


 

Chattar Lal: Dr. Jones, we are all vulnerable to vicious rumors. I seem to remember that in Honduras you were accused of being a grave robber rather than an archeologist.
Indiana Jones: Well, the newspapers greatly exaggerated the incident.
Chattar Lal: And wasn’t it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut your head off if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn’t my head.
Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps.
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn’t my hands. It was my…
Indiana Jones: [looks down at his crotch] My misunderstanding.


 

Eel Eater: Ah, dessert. Chilled monkey brains.


 

Indiana Jones: I’ve got something for you.
Willie Scott: There’s nothing you have that I could possibly want.
Indiana Jones: Right.
Willie Scott: [as Jones uncovers a plate of fruit and start eating the apple] Oh, you’re a very nice man.


 

Indiana Jones: Wear your jewels to bed, Princess?
Willie Scott: Yeah. And nothing else. That shock you?
Indiana Jones: Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist.


 

Willie Scott: I don’t blame you for being sore at me. I can be hard to handle.
Indiana Jones: I’ve had worse.
Willie Scott: But you’ll never have better.
Indiana Jones: I don’t know. As a scientist, I don’t want to prejudice my experiment. I’ll let you know in the morning.
Willie Scott: Why, you conceited ape. I’m not that easy.
Indiana Jones: I’m not that easy, either.


 

Indiana Jones: Trouble with you is, Willie, you’re too used to getting your own way.
Willie Scott: And you’re just too proud to admit that you’re crazy about me, Dr. Jones!
Indiana Jones: [as he goes to his room] If you want me, Willie, you know where you can find me.
Willie Scott: Five minutes. You’ll be back over here in five minutes.
Indiana Jones: I’ll be asleep in five minutes.
Willie Scott: Five. You know it, and I know it.


 

Indiana Jones: [each in their own rooms talking to themselves] “Palace slave.”
Willie Scott: “Nocturnal activities.”
Indiana Jones: I’m a “conceited ape”?
Willie Scott: “I’ll tell you in the morning.”
Indiana Jones: I can’t believe it.
Willie Scott: He’s not coming.
Indiana Jones: She’s not coming. I can’t believe I’m not going.


 

Willie Scott: [as Jones is being strangled in his room] Indiana Jones! This is one night you’ll never forget! This is the night I slipped right through your fingers! Sleep tight, and pleasant dreams! I could have been your greatest adventure.


 

Short Round: I step on something.
Indiana Jones: Yeah, there’s something on the ground.
Short Round: Feel like I step on fortune cookies.
Indiana Jones: It’s not fortune cookies. Let me take a look.
Short Round: [as Jones light a match and they see bugs crawling] That’s no cookies.


 

Indiana Jones: This is serious!
Willie Scott: There are two dead people down here!
Indiana Jones: There are going to be two dead people in here! Hurry!


 

Willie Scott: What’s the rush?
Indiana Jones: It’s a long story, Willie. Hurry, or you don’t get to hear it.


 

Indiana Jones: Willie, we are going to die!


 

Willie Scott: Where are you going?
Indiana Jones: Down there.
Willie Scott: Down there? Are you crazy?
Indiana Jones: I’m not leaving here without the stones.
Willie Scott: You could get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
Indiana Jones: Maybe. But not today.
[he kisses her]


 

Short Round: Dr. Jones! I keep telling you, you listen me more, you live longer.


 

Willie Scott: [as she’s about to be lowered over a sacrificial pit] I’m not going to have anything nice to say about this place when I get back.


 

Short Round: [to Willie] Hang on, lady. We going for a ride.


 

Willie Scott: [as Jones is about to cut the bridge rope] Oh, my God! Is he nuts?
Short Round: He no nuts. He’s crazy.


 

Indiana Jones: [as he’s about to cut the bridge rope] Mola Ram, prepare to meet Kali in hell.


 

Indiana Jones: Anything could happen. It’s a long way to Delhi.
Willie Scott: No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Sweetheart, after all the fun we’ve had together?
Willie Scott: If you think I’m going to Delhi with you, or any place else after all the trouble you’ve gotten me into, think again, buster! I’m going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes, before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is not my idea of a swell time!
Willie Scott: [to a passerby] Excuse me, sir. I need a guide to Delhi. If you could show me the way.
[Jones uses his whip to pull Willie to him, as they’re about to kiss the elephant spits water at them, after which they kiss]

 


3. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

Sequel to Raiders, set in 1938, where Indiana and his friend Marcus Brody (Denholm Elliott) are assigned to find the Holy Grail, after Indiana’s estranged father, Professor Henry Jones, Sr. (Sean Connery), goes missing while searching for the Holy Grail. Jones also teams up with Dr. Elsa Schneider (Alison Doody), as they follow in his father’s footsteps and stop the Nazis.

'I find that if I just sit down and think, the solution presents itself.' - Professor Henry Jones (Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade) Share on X

 

Fedora: [to young Jones, referring having to return the cross to Panama Hat] You lost today, kid. But it doesn’t mean you have to like it.


 

Panama Hat: Small world, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Too small for two of us.
Panama Hat: [as he takes the cross from Jones] This is the second time I’ve had to reclaim my property from you.
Indiana Jones: That belongs in a museum!
Panama Hat: So do you!


 

Indiana Jones: [to his students] Archeology is the search for fact, not truth. If it’s truth you’re interested in, Dr. Tyree’s philosophy class is right down the hall. So forget any ideas you’ve got about lost cities, exotic travel, and digging up the world. We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and “X” never, ever, marks the spot. Seventy percent of all archeology is done in the library. Research. Reading. We cannot afford to take mythology at face value.


 

Walter Donovan: As you can now see, Dr. Jones, we’re about to complete a great quest that began almost two thousand years ago. We’re only one step away.
Indiana Jones: That’s usually when the ground falls out from underneath your feet.


 

Elsa: I knew it was you. You have your father’s eyes.
Indiana Jones: And my mother’s ears, but the rest belongs to you.
Elsa: Looks like the best parts have already been spoken for.


 

Elsa: The last time I saw your father, we were in the library. He was very close to tracking down the knight’s tomb. I’ve never seen him so excited. He was as giddy as a schoolboy.
Indiana Jones: Who? Attila the Professor? He was never giddy, even when he was a schoolboy.


 

Elsa: You don’t disappoint, Dr. Jones. You’re a great deal like your father.
Indiana Jones: Except he’s lost, and I’m not.


 

Indiana Jones: It’s petroleum. I should sink a well down here and retire.

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Indiana Jones: [as they’re headed towards two ships] Are you crazy? Don’t go between them!
Elsa: Go between them? Are you crazy?
Indiana Jones: I said go around!
Elsa: You said go between them!
Indiana Jones: I said, don’t go between them!


 

Indiana Jones: Look, what do you think is going on here? Since I met you, I’ve nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We’re caught in the middle of something sinister here. My guess is Dad found out more than he was looking for. And until I’m sure, I’m going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done.
Elsa: [as Jones kisses her] How dare you kiss me!
Indiana Jones: [as Elsa kisses him] Leave me alone. I don’t like fast women.
Elsa: And I hate arrogant men.
Indiana Jones: [as they both fall onto the bed, kissing] Ah, Venice.


 

Indiana Jones: What are you going to do?
Elsa: Don’t know. I’ll think of something.


 

Indiana Jones: Now buttle off and tell Baron Brunwald that Lord Clarence MacDonald, and his lovely assistant, are here to view the tapestries.
Butler: Tapestries?
Indiana Jones: Dear me, the man is dense. This is a castle, isn’t it? There are tapestries?
Butler: This is a castle, and we have many tapestries. But if you are a Scottish lord, then I am Mickey Mouse!
Indiana Jones: How dare he?
[he suddenly punches the butler in the face]


 

Indiana Jones: Nazis. I hate these guys.


 

Professor Henry Jones: [after he smashes a vase of Jones’s head] Junior?
Indiana Jones: Yes, sir.
Professor Henry Jones: It is you, Junior!
Indiana Jones: Don’t call me that, please.


 

Professor Henry Jones: [referring to the broken vase] Late 14th century, Ming dynasty. Oh, it breaks the heart.
Indiana Jones: And the head. You hit me, Dad.
Professor Henry Jones: I’ll never forgive myself.
Indiana Jones: Don’t worry, I’m fine.
Professor Henry Jones: Thank God. It’s fake. See, you can tell by the cross section.


 

Professor Henry Jones: Well, I’m sorry about your head though, but I thought you were one of them.
Indiana Jones: Dad, they come in through the doors.
Professor Henry Jones: Good point.


 

Principal SS Officer at Castle: You have the diary in your pocket.
Professor Henry Jones: You dolt! Do you think my son would be that stupid that he would bring my diary all the way back here? You didn’t, did you? You didn’t bring it, did you?
Indiana Jones: Well…
Professor Henry Jones: You did.
Indiana Jones: Look, can we discuss this later?


 

Professor Henry Jones: [referring to his diary] I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers.
Indiana Jones: Will you take it easy?
Professor Henry Jones: Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn’t fall into their hands!
Indiana Jones: I came here to save you!
Professor Henry Jones: Oh, yeah? And who’s going to come to save you, Junior?
Indiana Jones: [as he takes the soldier’s gun and shoots them] I told you, don’t call me Junior!
Professor Henry Jones: Look what you did! I can’t believe what you did.


 

Indiana Jones: [referring to Elsa] How did you know she was a Nazi?
Professor Henry Jones: She talks in her sleep.


 

Professor Henry Jones: I misjudged you, Walter. I knew you would sell your mother for an Etruscan vase. But I didn’t know you would sell your country and your soul to the slime of humanity.


 

Elsa: It’s perfectly obvious where the pages are. He’s given them to Marcus Brody.
Professor Henry Jones: Marcus? You didn’t drag poor Marcus along, did you? He’s not up to the challenge.
Walter Donovan: He sticks out like a sore thumb. We’ll find him.
Indiana Jones: The hell you will. He’s got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody’s got friends in every town and village, from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He’ll blend in, disappear. You’ll never see him again. With any luck, he’s got the Grail already.


 

Marcus Brody: [looking lost] Does anyone here speak English? Or even ancient Greek?


 

Marcus Brody: Water? No, thank you, sir. No. Fish make love in it.


 

Elsa: Don’t look at me like that. We both wanted the Grail. I would have done anything to get it. You would have done the same.
Indiana Jones: I’m sorry you think so.


 

Indiana Jones: Let’s try and get these ropes loose. We’ve got to get to Marcus before the Nazis do.
Professor Henry Jones: You said he had two days start. That he would blend in. Disappear.
Indiana Jones: Are you kidding? I made that up. You know Marcus. He got lost once in his own museum.


 

Professor Henry Jones: I ought to tell you something.
Indiana Jones: Don’t get sentimental now, Dad. Save it till we get out of here.
Professor Henry Jones: The floor’s on fire. See?
Indiana Jones: What?
Professor Henry Jones: And the chair.


 

Walter Donovan: Germany has declared war on the Jones boys.


 

Indiana Jones: [as the room is on fire] Dad!
Professor Henry Jones: What?
Indiana Jones: Dad!
Professor Henry Jones: What?
Indiana Jones: Dad!
Professor Henry Jones: What?!
Indiana Jones: Head for the fireplace!


 

Professor Henry Jones: I find that if I just sit down and think, the solution presents itself.


 

Professor Henry Jones: You say this has been just another typical day for you, huh?
Indiana Jones: No! But better than most.


 

Professor Henry Jones: [as he slaps Jones] That’s for blasphemy. The quest for the Grail is not archeology. It’s a race against evil. If it is captured by the Nazis, the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the Earth. Do you understand me?
Indiana Jones: This is an obsession, Dad. I never understood it. Never. Neither did Mom.
Professor Henry Jones: Oh, yes, she did. Only too well. Unfortunately, she kept her illness from me until all I could do was mourn her.


 

Professor Henry Jones: [as they watch the Nazis burning books] My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land.


 

Indiana Jones: [as he grabs her by the throat] All I have to do is squeeze.
Elsa: All I have to do is scream.


 

Indiana Jones: [as they board the airship] Well, we made it.
Professor Henry Jones: When we’re airborne, with Germany behind us, then I’ll share that sentiment.


 

Professor Henry Jones: You know, sharing your adventures is an interesting experience.
Indiana Jones: [referring to Elsa] That’s not all we shared. It’s disgraceful. You’re old enough to be her grandfather.
Professor Henry Jones: Well, I’m as human as the next man.
Indiana Jones: I was the next man.
Professor Henry Jones: Of course. Well, ships that pass in the night.


 

Indiana Jones: It was a lonely way to grow up. For you too. If you’d been an ordinary, average father, like the other guys dads, you’d have understood that.
Professor Henry Jones: Actually, I was a wonderful father.
Indiana Jones: When?
Professor Henry Jones: Did I ever tell you to eat up? Go to bed? Wash your ears? Do your homework? No. I respected your privacy, and I taught you self-reliance.
Indiana Jones: What you taught me was that I was less important to you than people who’d been dead for five hundred years in another country. And I learned it so well that we’ve hardly spoken for twenty years.
Professor Henry Jones: You left just when you were becoming interesting.
Indiana Jones: Unbelievable.


 

Professor Henry Jones: I’m here now. What do you want to talk about?
Indiana Jones: Well, I can’t think of anything.
Professor Henry Jones: Then what are you complaining about?


 

Professor Henry Jones: I didn’t know you could fly a plane.
Indiana Jones: Fly, yes. Land, no.


 

Indiana Jones: [as they Nazi planes are shooting at them] Dad, you’re going to have to use the machine gun! Get it ready. Eleven o’clock! Dad, eleven o’clock!
Professor Henry Jones: What happens at eleven o’clock?
Indiana Jones: [shows him the positions to shoot] Twelve! Eleven! Ten! Eleven o’clock, fire!


 

Indiana Jones: [as Henry accidentally shoots their own place] Dad, are we hit?
Professor Henry Jones: More or less. Son, I’m sorry. They got us.


 

Professor Henry Jones: Those people are trying to kill us!
Indiana Jones: I know, Dad!
Professor Henry Jones: Well. It’s a new experience for me.
Indiana Jones: It happens to me all the time.


 

Professor Henry Jones: I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. “Let my armies be the rocks, and the trees, and the birds in the sky.”


 

Vogel: What is in this book? That miserable little diary of yours. We have the map. The book is useless. And yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why? What are you hiding? What does the diary tell you that it doesn’t tell us?
Professor Henry Jones: It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!


 

Walter Donovan: [after they’ve captured Henry] Colonel! Jones is getting away!
Vogel: I think not, Herr Donovan.
Walter Donovan: [as Jones rides by them on a horse] Not that Jones, the other Jones!


 

Indiana Jones: Sallah, I said no camels! That’s five camels. Can’t you count?


 

Professor Henry Jones: [as he embraces Jones] I thought I’d lost you, boy!
Indiana Jones: I thought you had too, sir.
Professor Henry Jones: Well, well done. Come on. Let’s go then.
Professor Henry Jones: [as Jones collapses to the ground] Why are you sitting there resting when we’re so near the end? Come on, let’s go!


 

Elsa: I never expected to see you again.
Indiana Jones: I’m like a bad penny, I always turn up.


 

Grail Knight: You must choose, but choose wisely. For as the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you.


 

Professor Henry Jones: Junior, give me your other hand! I can’t hold on.
Indiana Jones: [referring to the Grail] I can get it. I can almost reach it, Dad.
Professor Henry Jones: Indiana. Indiana. Let it go.


 

Professor Henry Jones: Elsa never really believed in the Grail. She thought she’d found a prize.
Indiana Jones: What did you find, Dad?
Professor Henry Jones: Me? Illumination.


 

Sallah: Please, what does it always mean, this “Junior”?
Professor Henry Jones: That’s his name. Henry Jones, Junior.
Indiana Jones: I like Indiana.
Professor Henry Jones: We named the dog Indiana.
Marcus Brody: May we go home now, please?
Sallah: The dog? You are named after the dog?
Indiana Jones: I’ve got a lot of fond memories of that dog.


 

Marcus Brody: Indy! Henry! Follow me. I know the way!
Professor Henry Jones: [as Marcus rides off] Got lost in his own museum, huh?
Indiana Jones: Uh-huh.
Professor Henry Jones: After you, Junior.
Indiana Jones: Yes, sir.

 


4. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

Set in 1957 during the the height of the Cold War, we follow Indiana Jones, who is called back into action when he meets Mutt Williams (Shia La Beouf), a young man who wants Jones to help him find the legendary Crystal Skull of Akator, and the pair, along with Mutt’s mother, and Indiana’s former lover, Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen) set out for Peru. However, Soviet agents, led by Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett), are also searching for the powerful artifact too, as they believe it can help them conquer the world.

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Indiana Jones: You’re not from around here, are you?
Irina Spalko: Where is it you would imagine I am from, Dr. Jones?
Indiana Jones: Well, the way you’re sinking your teeth into those wubble-u’s, I should think maybe Eastern Ukraine.


 

Indiana Jones: [as he crashes through the truck’s windshield] Damn, I thought that was closer.


 

Indiana Jones: Brutal couple of years, huh, Charlie? First Dad, then Marcus.
Dean Charles Stanforth: We seem to have reached the age where life stops giving us things and starts taking them away.


 

Indiana Jones: I haven’t talked to Harold Oxley in twenty years. He’s a brilliant guy. He could put you to sleep just by talking.
Mutt Williams: Yeah. Yeah. When I was a kid, that’s how I did get to sleep. Oxley’s voice was better than a glass of warm milk, you know.


 

Mutt Williams: Mary. Mary Williams. You remember her?
Indiana Jones: There were a lot of Marys, kid.
Mutt Williams: Shut up! That’s my mother you’re talking about. Alright? That’s my mother.
Indiana Jones: You don’t have to get sore all the time just to prove how tough you are.


 

Mutt Williams: [referring to his mother] She said if anybody could find the skull, it’s you. Like you’re some type of, like a grave robber or something.
Indiana Jones: I’m a tenured professor of archeology.
Mutt Williams: Oh, you’re a teacher. Well, that’s going to be a big help.


 

Indiana Jones: [to his students as Mutt drives them off on his motorcycle] If you want to be a good archeologist, you got to get out of the library!


 

Mutt Williams: You know, for an old man, you ain’t bad in a fight.
Indiana Jones: Thanks a lot.
Mutt Williams: What are you like eighty?

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Mutt Williams: Yeah, me and my mom aren’t on the best of terms either.
Indiana Jones: Treat her right, kid. You only get one, and sometimes not for that long.


 

Mutt Williams: [reads the sign] “Grave robbers will be shot.”
Indiana Jones: Good thing we’re not grave robbers.


 

Mutt Williams: You’re a teacher?
Indiana Jones: Part-time.


 

Indiana Jones: Dance on your own dime, will you?
Mutt Williams: One of the scorpions just stung me! Am I going to die?
Indiana Jones: How big?
Mutt Williams: Huge!
Indiana Jones: Good.
Mutt Williams: Good?
Indiana Jones: When it comes to scorpions, the bigger the better. A small one bites you, don’t keep it to yourself.


 

Irina Spalko: How fortunate our failure to kill you, Dr. Jones. You survive to be of service to us once again.
Indiana Jones: Well, you know me, always glad to help.


 

Indiana Jones: Ox, you’re faking it, right?
Professor Oxley: “Through eyes that last I saw in tears…”
Indiana Jones: Ox, listen to me, pal. Your name is Harold Oxley. You were born in Leeds, England. You and I went to school together at the University of Chicago. And you were never this interesting.


 

Indiana Jones: Be careful, you might get exactly what you wish for.
Irina Spalko: I usually do.


 

Indiana Jones: [to Mutt] Marion Ravenwood is your mother?
Marion Ravenwood: Oh, for God’s sake, Indy, it’s not that hard.
Indiana Jones: No. I mean, I just, I never thought…
Marion Ravenwood: I would have a life after you left.
Indiana Jones: That’s not what I meant.
Marion Ravenwood: A damn good life!
Indiana Jones: Well, that’s fine.
Marion Ravenwood: A damn good, really good life!
Indiana Jones: Well, so have I!
Marion Ravenwood: Yeah? You still leaving a trail of human wreckage, or have you retired?
Indiana Jones: Why? You looking for a date?
Marion Ravenwood: With anybody but you.


 

Indiana Jones: Oh, Marion, you had to go and get yourself kidnapped.
Marion Ravenwood: Not like you did any better.
Indiana Jones: Same old, same old.


 

Indiana Jones: What the hell are we doing, kid?
Mutt Williams: They were going to kill us!
Indiana Jones: Well, maybe.
Mutt Williams: Somebody had to do something!
Indiana Jones: Something else would have been good.
Mutt Williams: At least I got a plan.


 

Marion Ravenwood: Mutt can be a little impetuous.
Indiana Jones: Well, it’s not the worst quality in the world.


 

Indiana Jones: He’s a good kid, Marion. You should get off his back about school.
Marion Ravenwood: Mutt, I mean…
Indiana Jones: Not everybody’s cut out for it.
Marion Ravenwood: His name is Henry!
Indiana Jones: Henry. Good name.
Marion Ravenwood: He’s your son.
Indiana Jones: My son?
Marion Ravenwood: Henry Jones the Third.
Indiana Jones: Why the hell didn’t you make him finish school?


 

Indiana Jones: [referring to the snake] Get rid of that thing, will you, Son?
Mutt Williams: Afraid of snakes. You are one crazy old man.


 

Indiana Jones: Wait, wait, wait. Colin? As in Colin Williams? You married him? I introduced you!
Marion Ravenwood: I think you gave up your vote on who I married when you decided to break it off a week before the wedding!
Indiana Jones: I think we both knew, Marion, it wasn’t going to work.
Marion Ravenwood: You didn’t know that. Why didn’t you ever talk to me about it?
Indiana Jones: Because we never had an argument I won!
Marion Ravenwood: It’s not my fault if you can’t keep up!
Indiana Jones: I didn’t want to hurt you!
Dovchenko: Oh, for love of God. Shut the hell up!


 

Marion Ravenwood: Didn’t you ever wonder years ago why Ox stopped talking to you? He hated that you ran away.
Mutt Williams: Would you two just stop?
Indiana Jones: Yeah, Marion. Let’s not let the kid see mom and dad fight.
Mutt Williams: You’re not my dad, okay?
Indiana Jones: You bet I am. And I got news for you. You’re going to go back and finish school.
Mutt Williams: Really? What happened to, “There’s not a damn thing wrong with it, kid, and don’t let anybody else tell you any different?” You don’t remember saying that?
Indiana Jones: That was before I was your father!
Mutt Williams: You’re not my father!
Marion Ravenwood: Oh, yes. He is your father.


 

Indiana Jones: You should have told me about the kid, Marion. I had a right to know.
Marion Ravenwood: You vanished after that.
Indiana Jones: I wrote.
Marion Ravenwood: A year later! By then, Mutt was born, and I was married!
Indiana Jones: Why are you bothering to tell me now?
Marion Ravenwood: Because I thought we were going to die!
Indiana Jones: Not yet!


 

Marion Ravenwood: I’m sure I wasn’t the only one to go on with my life. There must’ve been plenty of women for you over the years.
Indiana Jones: Yeah. There were a few. But they all had the same problem.
Marion Ravenwood: Yeah, what’s that?
Indiana Jones: They weren’t you, honey.


 

Mutt Williams: [referring to Jones] What’s he going to do now?
Marion Ravenwood: I don’t think he plans that far ahead.


 

Indiana Jones: Scooch over, will you, Son?
Mutt Williams: Don’t call me “son”. Don’t.


 

Indiana Jones: Ox has got the skull. Marion, take the wheel.
Mutt Williams: That’s not fair. She drove the truck.
Indiana Jones: Don’t be a child. Find something to fight with.


 

Irina Spalko: [to Mutt] You fight like a young man. Eager to begin, quick to finish.


 

Indiana Jones: So what are you, a triple agent?
‘Mac’ George Michale: No. I just lied about being a double.


 

Irina Spalko: Belief, Dr. Jones, is a gift you have yet to receive. My sympathies.
Indiana Jones: Oh, I believe, sister. That’s why I’m down here.


 

Marion Ravenwood: What the hell is that?
Professor Oxley: A portal! A pathway to another dimension!
Indiana Jones: I don’t think we want to go that way.


 

Indiana Jones: Where did they go? Space?
Professor Oxley: Not into space. Into the space between spaces.


 

Indiana Jones: Why don’t you stick around, Junior?
Mutt Williams: I don’t know. Why didn’t you, Dad?
Professor Oxley: Dad! Dad?
Indiana Jones: Somewhere your grandpa is laughing.


 

Professor Oxley: [as Jones and Marion get married] How much of human life is lost in waiting?

 


5. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)

Set in 1969, against the backdrop of the space race between the US and the Soviet Union. With many of the scientists behind the space programs having Nazi backgrounds, Jones is determined to find nefarious activity hidden in their explorative endeavor.

Sallah: Indy, I miss the desert. I miss the sea. And I miss waking up every morning wondering what wonderful adventure the new day will bring to us.
Indiana Jones: This is not an adventure, Sallah. Those days have come and gone.
Sallah: Perhaps. Perhaps not.


 

Dr. Voller: This relic is my property.
Indiana Jones: It’s not yours. You stole it!
Dr. Voller: Then you stole it.
Helena: And then I stole it. It’s called capitalism.


 

Dr. Voller: You should’ve stayed in New York.
Indiana Jones: You should’ve stayed out of Poland.

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