Starring: Kathryn Newton, Vince Vaughn, Uriah Shelton, Alan Ruck, Katie Finneran, Celeste O’Connor, Misha Osherovich
Blumhouse Productions horror slasher comedy directed and co-written by Christopher Landon. The story follows seventeen-year-old Millie Kessler (Kathryn Newton), who is just trying to survive high school. However, when she becomes the newest target of her town’s infamous serial killer, The Butcher (Vince Vaughn), her senior year becomes the least of her worries. When The Butcher’s mystical ancient dagger causes him and Millie to wake up in each other’s bodies, Millie learns that she has just 24 hours to get her body back before the switch becomes permanent. The only problem is she now looks like a psychopath who’s the target of a city-wide manhunt, while The Butcher looks like her and has brought his appetite for carnage to Homecoming.
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We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now here’s a small selection.
Millie: That’s me, Millie. Ordinary, boring, Millie.
Ryler: [to Millie] I love your dress. I think I saw it at Discount Bonanza.
[her friend laughs]
Nyla: [to Millie] Homecoming’s this weekend.
Joshua: Booker is going to be at the dance.
Millie: Okay, so I was never the most popular. And boys never really noticed me. Honestly, if this was a horror movie, I’d be one of the first ones to get killed.
Millie: Cue creepy dude in the mask.
Millie: Like I said…
[we see Millie getting stabbed by the Butcher]
Millie: But actually, it turns out I didn’t get killed.
Blissfield Butcher: Where am I? Oh, my God. Why do I sound like that?
Millie: I woke up in the killer’s body.
[we see the Butcher seeing himself in the mirror and screaming]
Reporter: The Blissfield Butcher strikes again.
Blissfield Butcher: Don’t freak out.
Joshua: You’re black! I’m gay! We are so dead!
[as Joshua is throwing things at the Butcher]
Blissfield Butcher: Ow! Will you stop it! It’s me! It’s Millie!
[doing the cheerleading routine]
Blissfield Butcher: Hill, hill, Blissfield High. Feel our glory, and our might.
Nyla: Oh, my God!
Millie: And not only is that psycho wearing my body, he’s killing it.
Blissfield Butcher: [to Nyla and Joshua] He’s like a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Who knows how many of our friends he’s going to kill.
[as they go into the large freezer]
Ryler: Are you sure this is safe?
[Millie locks her in and freezes her]
Joshua: Oh, my God. It’s a slaughterhouse.
Blissfield Butcher: I have like less than six hours to swap back, or I’m going to be stuck in this body forever.
Blissfield Butcher: I have to admit, it hasn’t been all bad.
Tim Turnipseed: Hurry up, loser. I got to take a dump.
[the Butcher gets out of stall]
Tim Turnipseed: I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t mean to interrupt.
Blissfield Butcher: Boo! How does that feel?
[he lifts up Tim by the scruff of his shirt against the wall]
Blissfield Butcher: I’ll make you wish your stupid face was never born. Oh, my God. Did you just pee yourself?
Tim Turnipseed: Yes!
[as they see Millie]
Blissfield Butcher: Woh. What am I wearing?
Joshua: I’m actually really liking this for you.
Millie: [yells] Help! Oh, my God! The Blissfield Butcher!
Joshua: Great. We’re going to get killed by Murder Barbie.
Millie: [whispers to a boy] I’m going to kill you.
Blissfield Butcher: Time to stop this a**hole.
Nyla: We’re in this together.
Blissfield Butcher: [to Booker] Look, I know I look like The Butcher. But it’s Millie.
Millie: He’s crazy.
Blissfield Butcher: Okay, Booker, can you look at me, please.
Joshua: Dry up, b**ch.
Millie: Booker, help! Booker!
Blissfield Butcher: Will you shut up!
Millie: [whines] Booker.
Blissfield Butcher: I want my body back.
Millie: Come and get it.
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