Loki Season 2 Best Quotes
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Hunter B-15: People have lives on the timeline, Mobius.
Mobius: Yes, I know.
Hunter B-15: They should have the chance to live those lives.
Mobius: Think about it. Hey, everything you’ve been doing is wrong, and all your gods are dead. How are people going to take that?
Hunter X-5: Jet Skis. Sea-Doos. Is one of these calling your name, Mobius?
Mobius: Well, I don’t know about calling. Maybe gently whispering. “Mobius! Come take us for a little spin.” You know, the funny thing about Jet Skis, everyone thinks that it’s a personal watercraft, and it’s actually a brand, same way Kleenex is.
Hunter X-5: Mobius. Mobius, I don’t care.
'I have no memory of having my memory wiped.' - Mobius (Loki) Click To Tweet
General Dox: And under whose authority did you make the call to stop pruning branches?
Hunter B-15: We didn’t have time for proper protocol. Don’t you understand? We’re all Variants!
Hunter B-15: Renslayer had a life on the timeline.
Hunter X-5: On the record, 15.
Hunter B-15: To hell with the record. You had a life on the timeline. And so did you. So did I.
Mobius: Look, we get the concerns, because we had them also. But let’s also admit that the timeline is branching. The sky hasn’t fallen, we’re…
Hunter X-5: What sky are you looking at? Are you seeing this robot head on the table? Oh, the sky is falling, Mobius. This changes everything!
General Dox: This changes nothing.
'You'd rather be atomically disassembled and then never reassembled again?' - Loki, 'Than have your skin ripped off? Yes, I would.' - Mobius Click To Tweet
Hunter B-15: [to Dox] Protect? Is that what you think we’ve been doing? With all due respect, ma’am, we haven’t been protecting. We’ve been destroying. There are people with lives on those branches, and we have committed atrocities every time we prune.
Loki: [referring to He Who Remains] That’s who built this place! That’s who stole your lives! That’s who’s coming back!
2. Breaking Brad
Mobius: A little over the top, don’t you think, all the shadow play?
Loki: I thought it was spot on.
Hunter B-15: Why are you whispering?
Casey: It’s a secret mission, right?
Hunter B-15: Renslayer killed C-20, attempted to kill Mobius, threw me in Time Jail, and tried to take over the TVA. Why would tracking her TemPad be a secret?
'Sometimes our emotions get the better of us. - Loki Click To Tweet
Loki: Let’s take a run at Brad Wolfe.
Mobius: Let’s take a big run at him.
Loki: Thank you.
Mobius: Okay. Keep it simple. Where’s Dox? Where’s Sylvie? And what did he do to that TemPad? That’s all we need to find out. Okay? But of course, Brad knows us, and he knows our tactics. But that’s what makes for an interesting chess match. Okay. Most of all, Brad’s an a**hole. So, don’t let him get under your skin, alright? Okay? Loki?
'There's a lot to unpack when you're basically in a relationship with yourself. They say opposites attract. No.' - Mobius (Loki) Click To Tweet
Hunter X-5: [to Loki] Everyone here knows what you’re doing, you know? You’re just trying to make up for all the terrible, awful s**t you’ve done in your life, you pathetic little man.
Mobius: Okay. That’s enough.
Loki: No. No, Mobius. No, it’s riveting. Keep going. I want to hear more.
Hunter X-5: Good. See, everything you and Sylvie have ever done to try to help, has only ever made it worse.
Ravonna Renslayer: What am I doing here?
Miss Minutes: Oh, don’t get your britches in a stir.
Miss Minutes: [to Renslayer] When he’s back where he belongs, atop the TVA, you and I will be right by his side.
'Time is everything. It moves through each and every one of us. It shapes our lives. Our futures.' - Victor Timely (Loki) Click To Tweet
OB: We need to scale the Loom’s capacity to manage all those new branches, otherwise it will fail. And the TVA will be destroyed. And we’re all going to die.
Loki: There has to be another way.
Mobius: We can hack into the system.
OB: Really? Oh, that is such a relief.
Mobius: No, no, no. I’m wondering.
Loki: I think he meant it as an idea.
Mobius: Can we?
OB: No. We’re all going to die still.
Mobius: How are we going to find a little rogue cartoon clock that doesn’t want to be found?
'If it can be dreamed, it can be achieved. Because all science is fiction until it's fact.' - Victor Timely (Loki) Click To Tweet
Loki: We find Renslayer, we find Miss Minutes.
Mobius: That’s going to be an awkward reunion. Face-to-face with the woman who tried to kill us both.
Loki: Well, maybe she got it out of her system. Let’s focus on that cartoon clock.
4. Heart of the TVA
Ravonna Renslayer: [after she finds out He Who Remains erased her memories] I helped win?
Miss Minutes: You didn’t just help. It was you who commanded the army.
Ravonna Renslayer: So he built this little tower. And while he sat on his throne, I continued to do all the work to keep him there?
Miss Minutes: Well, something like that.
Ravonna Renslayer: So, what are you proposing?
Miss Minutes: That we don’t need him. Maybe we never did.
'Everything is turning to s**t, and you want to leave it to them while we go and have some pie?' - Sylvie (Loki) Click To Tweet
Mobius: Listen, Professor, I can only imagine what Renslayer and Miss Minutes have been saying about us, but it’s not true. Unless they said something good.
Mobius: Here’s the deal. You have to trust us, and we don’t have time.
Victor Timely: I’m from Chicago, friend. The schadeocracy capital of the world. I don’t trust anyone.
'Annihilating is easy. Razing things to the ground is easy. Trying to fix what's broken is hard. Hope is hard.' - Loki Click To Tweet
Victor Timely: Oh, it’s a party. Hello. The more the merrier. And you all want me. Ms. Ravonna wants me. The effervescent clock-lady monster thing wants me. I should have some say.
Mobius: I don’t disagree.
Casey: [living his life as Frank in San Francisco, 1962] How did you get here?
Loki: How did I get where?
Loki: What? I don’t know how I got here. That’s the problem.
Mobius: [living his life as Don in Ohio, 2022] So talk to me. What are you thinking?
Dirt Bike Enthusiast: Sorry. I was more interested in a dirt bike.
Mobius: Well, they say the personal watercraft is kind of the thinking man’s dirt bike. Come on, you ready for your Poseidon moment? Jump up on this bad boy.
'With science, it's all what and how. But with fiction, it's why.' - OB (Loki) Click To Tweet
Loki: The TVA is gone.
Mobius: I think you mean ATV. And, no, you’re in luck. We got in two of them last week. They’re upstairs.
Loki: You don’t remember me either?
Mobius: No. No, I do. You were in just the other day, right?
Book Store Worker: [OB is living his life as Doug in Ohio, 1994] Are you buying your own book? Book Store Manager: You. I told you to stop putting your sci-fi books on our shelves.
OB: Science fiction is a well-respected and thought-provoking genre.
Book Store Manager: Well, nobody buys it here.
'We're all writing our own stories now. Go write yours.' - Sylvie (Loki) Click To Tweet
Loki: What I’m about to tell you is going to be hard to believe.
OB: Of course I believe you. It’s a dream come true. One of my characters has come to life and needs my help. This reminds me of what happens in The Sons of Yoren.
Loki: What’s that?
OB: Just, you know, my most popular book of all time. I’m sure I can find you a copy somewhere around here.
Loki: What could we have done differently?
OB: We took too long.
Loki: Again. Faster.
Loki: Time is of the essence.
'I wasted time and now the time wastes me.' - Loki Click To Tweet
Loki: Now listen up. We have to get Timely suited up and to the Loom.
Victor Timely: Wait. Why me?
Loki: Because you volunteered. You did. You will.
Loki: OB, how long will it take me to know everything that you know about mechanics, physics, and engineering?
OB: How much do you know?
Loki: Let’s assume I don’t know much. But I’m a fast learner, and I’m a god.
'We die with the dying. We're born with the dead.' - Loki Click To Tweet
Loki: If I had to know, I mean, I really, really, really had to know, how long would it take?
Victor Timely: Centuries.
OB: Guys, it’s worse than I thought. We have to move fast. Who’s it going to be?
Loki: [to Victor] It’s him. It’s you. You volunteer.
'Most purpose is more burden than glory. And trust me, you never want to be the guy who avoids it, because you can't live with the burden.' - Mobius (Loki) Click To Tweet
Loki: Here’s the plan. Get in. Get suited up. When those doors open, get down the gangway as fast as you can. Load the Multiplier, hit the green button, launch it, and get back.
Victor Timely: Got it.
Loki: By the way, remember, tape your right thumb, left knee, and faceplate, or the Temporal Radiation will peel your skin off.
Mobius: What the s**t are you doing?
Loki: Trust me.
Loki: I know what I’m doing.
'Sometimes it's okay to destroy something. If there's a hope that you can replace that thing with something better.' - Sylvie, Loki Click To Tweet
Victor Timely: Hang on. This all seems a bit rushed.
Loki: Only to you. Trust me. If you stop, you die.