Starring: Zachary Levi, Asher Angel, Mark Strong, Jack Dylan Grazer, Djimon Hounsou, Grace Fulton, Ian Chen, Jovan Armand, Faithe Herman, Cooper Andrews, Marta Milans
OUR RATING: ★★★☆☆
Superhero fantasy adventure based on the DC Comics character of the same name directed by David F. Sandberg. The story centers on 14-year-old Billy Batson (Asher Angel), who once again finds himself in a new foster-family. The troubled Billy is one day confronted by an ancient wizard (Djimon Hounsou), who gives him the power to transform into an older, godlike superhero, Shazam (Zachary Levi), upon uttering the words “Shazam.” Billy and his new foster-brother, Freddy Freeman (Jack Dylan Grazer), must learn how to use his new powers to stop the villain Dr. Thaddeus Sivana (Mark Strong).REVIEWS
Best Quotes (Total Quotes: 45)
Ms. E.B. Glover: Foster home in Pittsburgh reported you missing two weeks ago.
Billy Batson: You sending me back?
Ms. E.B. Glover: No. They don’t want you.
Billy Batson: [chuckles] Harsh.
Ms. E.B. Glover: You laugh, but you’ve run from foster homes in six counties, Mr. Batson. From good people, who want you, all in pursuit of someone who arguably does not. It’s time someone looked you in the eye and told it to you straight.
Billy Batson: I don’t need parents to play make believe with. I got a mom.
Ms. E.B. Glover: Yes. You’re some detective. Seventy-three Batsons, between the ages of twenty-eight and forty, and you’ve crossed out every one.
Billy Batson: She’s still out there. I know it.
Ms. E.B. Glover: There’s a couple outside, Mr. Batson. They run a group home.
Billy Batson: I can take care of myself.
Ms. E.B. Glover: When you’re eighteen. Until then, I won’t have you living on the streets looking for someone who never looked for you. Give these people a chance, because that’s what they’re giving you. You’re out of options.
Rosa Vasquez: Freddy. This is Billy Batson. Make sure you make him feel at home, okay? Maybe don’t say anything too weird?
Freddy Freeman: Oh, one weird thing is you know the Romans used to brush their teeth with their urine? And apparently, it works.
[as Billy looks out the bedroom window]
Freddy Freeman: Oh, it’s, uh, it’s a long way down. Trust me, I speak from experience.
[he takes hold of his walking crutch and stands]
Freddy Freeman: Victor pushed me. They seem nice, but don’t buy it. It gets real Game of Thrones around here.
Billy Batson: What?
Freddy Freeman: Dude, I’m just messing around. It’s, um, it’s terminal cancer, I have three months.
Freddy Freeman: Kidding, again! You look at me and you’re, like, “Why so dark? You’re a disabled foster kid, you’ve got it all.” Right?
[to the Wizard]
Dr. Sivana: Do you know what it’s like for a child to be told you’ll never be good enough? No, you don’t. What you said to me all those years ago made me realize who I really was. And you know something? I am not pure of heart.
[Freddy joins Billy at the school diner]
Freddy Freeman: Flight or invisibility? If you could have one superpower, flight or invisibility, what would you pick? Everybody chooses flight. You know why?
Billy Batson: So they can fly away from this conversation?
Freddy Freeman: No, because heroes fly. Who doesn’t want people to think they’re a hero, right?
[Billy gets up and leaves]
Freddy Freeman: But invisibility, no way. I mean, that’s perfect. Spying around on people who don’t even know you’re there. Sneaking around everywhere. It’s a total villain power, right?
[everyone in the diner goes quiet and turns to look at Freddy]
[as Freddy is getting beaten by bullies at school]
Darla Dudley: Don’t touch my brother!
Burke Breyer: What, you need your fake family to stand up for you?
Brett Breyer: Stand up for yourself, man.
Burke Breyer: Yeah, huh?
[they continue to beat him]
Burke Breyer: Here, stand up. Stand up for yourself.
Brett Breyer: What are you going to do?
Burke Breyer: Go home, cry to mommy? Oh, yeah, you don’t have a mommy.
Darla Dudley: Stop hurting him!
Billy Batson: Hey!
[Billy uses Freddy’s walking crutch to beat the Breyer brothers]
Billy Batson: Man, sorry about that. That wasn’t fair, but then again, you don’t play fair, so.
Wizard: Billy Batson.
Billy Batson: How did you know my name?
Wizard: I am the last of the consul of wizards. Keeper of the Rock of Eternity.
Billy Batson: Oh. You’re that guy. Listen, I don’t have any money.
Wizard: Do not patronize me, boy! You are standing in the source of all magic. The Rock of Eternity. Seven foes, seven wizards. But long ago, we chose a champion. And we chose recklessly. He used his power for revenge. Releasing the Seven Deadly Sins into the world. Millions of lives were lost. Entire civilizations erased from existence. That is why I vowed never to pass on my magic until I find one truly good person. Strong in spirit. Pure in heart.
Billy Batson: Look, man, maybe this is magic. I don’t know, but the people you’re looking for, good, pure people, I’m not one of them. I don’t know if anyone is really.
Wizard: You, Billy Batson, are all I have. All the world has.
[slams his staff in front of Billy]
Wizard: Lay your hands on this staff.
Billy Batson: Gross.
Wizard: And say my name so my powers may flow through you. I open my heart to you, Billy Batson. And in so doing, choose you as champion.
Billy Batson: Thanks. Don’t scream at me, mister, but I really got to get going.
Wizard: My brothers and sisters were slain by the sins. Their thrones lie empty! My magic must be passed on.
Wizard: Now, speak my name!
Billy Batson: I don’t know your name, sir. We just met.
Wizard: My name is Shazam.
Billy Batson: [chuckling] Wait, for real?
Wizard: Say it!
Billy Batson: Okay! Jeez.
[Billy puts his hand the staff]
Billy Batson: Should I say it? Like, Shazam?
[lightning explodes from the staff]
Wizard: Yes! Carry my name, and with it you carry all of my powers. The wisdom of Solomon! The strength of Hercules! The stamina of Atlas! The power of Zeus! The courage of Achilles! And speed of Mercury!
[Billy transforms into a grown man godlike superhero]
Shazam: What happened to me? Why am…? What did you do to me? What did you do to my voice?
Wizard: You have been transformed to your full potential, Billy Batson. With your heart, unlock your greatest power. The thrones of our brothers and sisters await!
[he gives Billy his staff and then turns to dust]
[Shazam holds up the sign “Don’t Scream” as he appears outside the window and immediately Freddy screams]
Freddy Freeman: Uh, Victor! Victor! Victor!
Shazam: No, wait, don’t scream. It’s me! It’s Billy! It’s Billy! You asked me, flight or invisibility? I thought that was stupid, but now I look like this and I need your help! Meet me back here after lights out?
[just after he’s seen Billy as Shazam outside the window]
Victor Vasquez: What’s up, bud? You alright?
Freddy Freeman: Yeah. Yeah. I’m just, I’m really sad, because Billy’s gone. And, you know, maybe it’s my fault. Maybe I did it. Uh, you know, maybe I snore.
[he embraces Freddy]
Victor Vasquez: Hey, hey, hey. Not your fault, son, alright? We’ll find him, okay? You don’t snore that bad. But you kind of smell.
Shazam: Look, Freddy, I swear it’s me, okay? Look, I know we’re not really close friends or anything, but you’re the only person that I know that knows anything about this Caped Crusader stuff.
Freddy Freeman: That’s Batman.
Freddy Freeman: Forget it. Can I…?
Shazam: Oh, yeah, yeah.
[as Freddy gets his hands close to the lightning bolt on Billy’s costume, golden electricity comes out]
Freddy Freeman: Oh! Oh, my God!
Shazam: It’s crazy, right?
Freddy Freeman: What are your superpowers?
Shazam: Superpowers? Dude, I don’t even know how to pee in this thing!
Freddy Freeman: Okay. Can you fly?
[to Billy as Shazam]
Freddy Freeman: Electricity manipulation, hyperspeed, super strength! Dude, you’re stacked! You’re as cool as Superman, almost.
Shazam: I’d like to purchase some of your finest beer please.
[the store clerk looks at him with boredom and points to where the beers are]
[as they are buying beer]
Freddy Freeman: I don’t know about this. I mean, we don’t have a fake ID.
Shazam: Freddy, would you relax? Look at me, I am the fake ID.
[confronting the armed robbers at the convenience store]
Shazam: Gentlemen, why use guns when we can handle this like real men?
[he takes the gun away from the robber as the robber points it at him, then the other robber points]
Freddy Freeman: Billy, look out!
[the robber shoots him and the bullet falls to the ground]
Freddy Freeman: Bullet immunity. You have bullet immunity!
Shazam: I’m bulletproof.
[Freddy starts filming Billy using his phone]
Freddy Freeman: Today is December 8th, and this is video proof of authenticity. Shoot him again.
Shazam: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here.
[he offers the gun back to the robber]
Shazam: Go, both of you. Come on. Go to town.
[both robbers start shooting at Billy, but the bullets just ricochet off him]
Freddy Freeman: Wait, wait! Wait, wait! We still don’t know if the suit is bulletproof or if you are.
[to the robbers]
Freddy Freeman: Shoot him in the face.
Shazam: Shoot me in the, in the face?
[the robbers shoot Billy in the face, and the bullets just ricochet off his face]
Shazam: It kind of tickles.
[to the robbers]
Shazam: You’re dead.
[we see the robbers come crashing through the store window]
[as they walk out of the convenience store]
Shazam: Sorry about your window.
Freddy Freeman: Have a good night.
Shazam: But you’re welcome for not getting robbed!
[to the woman passing them by]
Shazam: Oh, hey. What’s up? I’m a superhero.
Freddy Freeman: Yeah, his name is, uh, Captain Sparkle Fingers.
Shazam: No, it’s not. No, it’s not! It’s not my name! Hey, we should hang out. We’re like the same age.
[to Freddy; sitting at the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art]
Shazam: I mean, it’s a pretty sick view. I totally get why Rocky was training so hard to get up here.
[they enter Darla’s room]
Shazam: I told you this was a bad idea.
[Darla turns on the light]
Rosa Vasquez: Freddy?
[from outside Darla’s room]
Rosa Vasquez: Freddy, what happened to the stairs?
[Billy as Shazam quickly goes over to Darla and covers her mouth]
Freddy Freeman: Hey, covering her mouth like you’re going to kidnap her is not going to make her less scared, okay?
[Billy as Shazam takes his hand off Darla’s mouth]
Shazam: Darla, it’s me, it’s Billy. I know I don’t look like me. A wizard made me look like this.
Freddy Freeman: Maybe don’t start with the wizard, it’s just going to make her more confused.
Shazam: Some old guy brought me to a temple, and he made me say, “Shazam.”
[just then electricity in the house blows out as Victor is putting the Christmas lights onto the tree]
Victor Vasquez: Rosa!
[back in Darla’s room Billy has turned back into himself]
Freddy Freeman: Verbally triggered body manipulation properties. You can switch by saying, “Shazam!”
[back in the living room]
Rosa Vasquez: Baby, was that you? Are you okay?
Victor Vasquez: Uh, I was screwing in a bulb.
Freddy Freeman: Listen to me, Darla, you cannot tell anybody about this, alright?
Darla Dudley: But it’s Billy, he’s the hero.
Freddy Freeman: Yeah, but if a supervillain finds out that he’s a hero, that endangers us. Okay, heroes loved ones are like the perfect bad guy target.
Billy Batson: Is she even good at keeping secrets?
Darla Dudley: Moderate.
Freddy Freeman: No.
Billy Batson: Oh, God.
Dr. Sivana: What sin best befits you, father? Hm?
Mr. Sivana: I’ll give you anything. Money. The company? You want the company?
Dr. Sivana: There it is. Greed. Do you honestly think all this material you’ve accumulated amounts to actual power?
[referring to his Seven Sins]
Dr. Sivana: This is power. More than you ever had. More than anyone has.
[referring to his father]
Dr. Sivana: Oh, Greed, you can have him.
Mr. Sivana: No. No!
Freddy Freeman: More powerful than a locomotive.
Shazam: Locomotive? What are you? An old prospector?
[as he’s walking by people and zapping electricity to their cellphones]
Shazam: Your phone’s charged. Your phone’s charged. Your phone’s charged.
Freddy Freeman: You know what? You really need like a mic-drop catchphrase after you do something cool.
Shazam: I’ve been thinking about that. I was thinking, what about, what about this, “That’s why you don’t mess with electricity.”
Freddy Freeman: Catchphrases, obviously, aren’t one of your superpowers.
[zapping electricity to the cellphone of the man walking by them]
Shazam: And your phone’s charged.
Shazam: Well, you think you could do better?
[the man’s phone’s explodes]
Pissed Off Phone Owner: What the hell?!
Realtor: A lair?
Freddy Freeman: Yes. And obviously, we’re going to have to be making this purchase anonymously.
Freddy Freeman: And, um, if you have a location like on a cliff, like a castle-esque type thing.
Shazam: Overlooking some water.
Freddy Freeman: Overlooking some water, seas below it. Rough, you know.
Shazam: Like a waterfall, so you can, like drive into…
Freddy Freeman: Then we’ll take, waterfall! Yeah, if you have a water, Yeah.
Shazam: Dude, did you see that?
Freddy Freeman: Yeah, you electrocuted a bus and almost killed these people.
Shazam: And then I caught it! Freddy! I caught a bus with my bare hands, man. I caught a bus like people catch fly balls. Like who does that? I do that.
Freddy Freeman: Billy, you do nothing, you take selfies and make people pay you. You know what, forget it. I can’t really talk to you when you look like this.
Shazam: You just wish it was you.
Freddy Freeman: No shit. You think? I would kill to have what you have. Because everything I do is like some desperate attempt to get people to notice me, to not feel sorry for me. I mean, look at me. Look at me. Do you even see me? Because most people don’t, because they don’t want to. And now you don’t either. I mean, you think this is who you are? I mean, Billy, you’re fourteen. And now you’re no better than the Breyers. All this power, and all you did was turn into a showoff and a bully.
[Freddy turns and walks off]
Shazam: Whatever, kid. I do what I want! And I’m like mid-twenties, probably. Maybe even like thirty.
Dr. Sivana: Chosen one. The so called perfect man. Pure of heart. Flawless in every way. What made you so worthy?
Shazam: I’m sorry, can I help, can I help…? Do you want a autograph or something?
Dr. Sivana: Give me your power, or die.
Shazam: Oh, snap. You’re like a bad guy, right?
Shazam: Look, before this gets really stupid for you, you should know that I’m basically invincible.
[he punches Billy and throws him onto a police car]
Dr. Sivana: The weapons of man draw no blood from our kind. The only thing that extinguishes magic is magic. Time to transfer your power to me.
[Billy punches Sivana]
Shazam: Oh, you did not see that one coming, did you, grandpa? Them’s street rules!
Dr. Sivana: Billy. Where is he?
Freddy Freeman: Um, supervillain. Supervillain! Supervillain!
Dr. Sivana: Worse. Much worse.
Freddy Freeman: Radioactive anthromorph. Psychic energy manipulator.
[Sivana nods his head]
Freddy Freeman: I won’t let you read my mind. My mind is blank. You can’t get in.
Dr. Sivana: I don’t need to read your mind. Because you are going to tell me. Where is he?
Dr. Sivana: Good boy. Because that’s all you are, isn’t it? How old are you?
Shazam: Basically, fifteen.
[Billy uses his powers to transport himself and his siblings and they end up at a strip club]
Darla Dudley: Why are you covering my eyes?
Mary Bromfield: Really? This is the first place you think of? Wow!
Shazam: You’re welcome.
Darla Dudley: Why can’t I see what’s inside?
Mary Bromfield: You are not old enough.
Darla Dudley: Old enough to know that was great music.
[as they all touch the Wizard’s staff]
Shazam: Say my name.
Freddy, Pedro, Eugene, Mary, Darla: Billy!
Shazam: No, not my name. No. Say the name that I say to turn into this guy.
Freddy, Pedro, Eugene, Mary, Darla: Shazam!
[after Shazam uses the Wizard’s staff to turn his sibling to superheroes and help fight Sivana]
Superhero Freddy: Dude, I’ve studied the fighting techniques of every single superhero. What do you got?
[one of the Seven Sins extends his claws]
Superhero Freddy: Well, that’s terrifying.
[Superhero Freddy turns and runs off]
Dr. Sivana: Enough games, boy. You think a pack of children can…
[Shazam can’t hear him from where he is stood]
Shazam: Wait, what?!
Dr. Sivana: You will beg for mercy as I feast on your heart slowly…
Shazam: Are you making some like big evil guy speech right now or something? You’re like a mile away from me right now. There’s cars and trucks…
Dr. Sivana: I will have the world eating out of the palm of my hand…
Shazam: All I see is mouth moving. I don’t hear any…
Dr. Sivana: Only I have the power to unleash…
Shazam: Oh, whatever, screw it.
[to one of the Seven Sins]
Superhero Freddy: You’re not going to believe this, but you’re actually the first villain I’ve ever fought. It’s like kind of a huge deal for me.
[after Shazam removes Eye of Sin from Sivana]
Shazam: Here’s the thing about power. What good’s power if you got nobody to share it with?
Superhero Mary: Nice.
Superhero Freddy: Ta-da.
Superhero Pedro: That’s disgusting.
[looking at the Eye of Sin in his hand]
Shazam: What’s that? I can have anything I’ve ever wanted?
Superhero Mary: Billy, no.
Superhero Freddy: No, no, no, no!
[Billy looks like he’s going to place the Eye of Sin in his head, but then starts laughing]
Shazam: You should hear yourself.
Superhero Mary: That’s not funny.
Shazam: What, did you think I’m going to put a demon ball in my head? That’s disgusting.
Superhero Mary: It’s not funny.
Superhero Eugene: Pretty funny. You got me going.
Superhero Freddy: You guys know what this place is, right?
Superhero Darla: A dark haunted cave with demon statues.
Superhero Freddy: Well, yes, but also…
Shazam: Lair! We got a lair!
Superhero Mary: Lair.
Superhero Freddy: Yeah. We got a lair.
Superhero Darla: What’s a lair?
Newscaster: And thanks to six superheroes, citizens are back in their homes safe again with their families. And here with an eyewitness account of the events…
[suddenly a mall Santa grabs her microphone]
Mall Santa: It was f***ing crazy, man! Creatures from f***ing hell! Lightning coming out of everyone’s f***ing everything. And that is not f***ing cool, man…
[as Freddy is having lunch by himself at school, Mary, Pedro, Eugene and Darla come to join him]
Freddy Freeman: What are you guys doing here?
Mary Bromfield: Well, we’re having lunch with you.
Freddy Freeman: But you guys have different lunch periods.
Mary Bromfield: Well, we made a very special arrangement.
Freddy Freeman: Darla, what’s going on?
Darla Dudley: Why are you asking me?
[just then Billy as Shazam enters the diner]
Shazam: Freddy Freeman!
[everyone in the diner is shocked]
Shazam: This guy taught me everything I know about being a dope superhero. True story, you should get some pointers from him.
[he sits next to Freddy]
Shazam: What’s going on, my best bud in the whole world? And also new kids that I’m meeting for the first time, but seem very cool. Uh, I invited another friend, I hope that’s okay.
[Superman enters the diner and walks over to Freddy’s shock and awe]
Freddy Freeman: Huh!
[mid-credits lines; an imprisoned Sivana is writing symbols all over his cell walls]
Mister Mind: [laughing] Primitive symbols. You walking, talking monkeys with your cave drawings. You assume there’s only one means to gain magic. No, no, no. There are more ways than a mind can imagine.
Dr. Sivana: What in God’s name?
Mister Mind: I name the gods, doctor, not the other way around. Oh, what fun we’re going to have together. The Seven Realms are about to be ours.
[does an evil laugh]
[trying to talk to a fish to see if he has telepathic communication with fishes]
Shazam: Don’t beat yourself up, buddy. You’re going to find someone. Yeah, I’m sure, because there’s plenty of fish in the sea!
Shazam: Of course it’s not real, I can’t talk to fish! Even if I could, I mean honestly, what could we do with that that’s cool?
Freddy Freeman: I don’t know, maybe command an army of billions in the ocean?
[he points to his Aquaman t-shirt]
Shazam: Oh, yeah. Well, that’s not that cool.
Total Quotes: 45
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