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Starring: Chris Pratt, Samuel L. Jackson, Hannah Waddingham, Ving Rhames, Nicholas Hoult, Cecily Strong, Harvey Guillén, Brett Goldstein, Bowen Yang
Animated adventure comedy based on the characters created by Jim Davis, directed by Mark Dindal and written by Paul A. Kaplan, Mark Torgove, and David Reynolds. The Garfield Movie (2024) centers on the world-famous, sarcastic, Monday-hating, lasagna-loving indoor cat Garfield (Chris Pratt). After an unexpected reunion with his long-lost father, scruffy street cat Vic (Samuel L. Jackson), Garfield and his canine friend Odie are forced from their perfectly pampered life into joining Vic in a hilarious, high-stakes heist.
We’ll add the best quotes once the movie is released and we’ve had a chance to watch it, but for now, here’s a small selection.
Jon: Oh. Hi, there, little buddy. You hungry, little guy?
Jon: [as he feeds young Garfield a pepperoni from his pizza] You want a little more?
[suddenly Garfield eats the entire pizza]
Garfield: And that’s how I adopted Jon.
Garfield: [as Jon bathing him] No, please. No. Ow, it’s so hot. Ow, it’s really hurting. Ow, ow, ow!
Jon: [as he’s grating cheese onto the lasagna] Say when.
Garfield: Never, Jon. Bury me in cheese!
Garfield: Oh, I apologize in advance. The eating you’re about to see will not be pretty. And if you have young children, this would be a good time for them to leave the room.
Vic: Hey, Junior.
Garfield: This is Vic. My father.
Vic: You ever jumped a train?
Garfield: I’ve never jumped.
Vic: Here’s our stop!
Garfield: Really? Where?
[Vic suddenly kicks him off the train]
Vic: Oh, Odie, you think he’d see that coming.