Movie Info
Starring: Andy Samberg, Kelsey Grammer, Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele, Katie Crown
Story: Animated comedy directed by Nicholas Stoller and Doug Sweetland. Storks Best (2016) follows Junior (Andy Samberg), a package delivering stork who is about to be promoted when he accidentally activates the Baby Making Machine, producing an adorable and wholly unauthorized baby girl. Desperate to deliver this bundle of trouble before the boss gets wise, Junior and his partner, Tulip (Katie Crown), the only human on Stork Mountain, race to make their first-ever baby drop in a wild and revealing journey that could make more than one family whole and restore the storks true mission in the world.
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Top Fun Storks Quotes
Hunter: You why I built my office entirely out of glass even though birds can’t see glass?
Junior: I do not.
Hunter: [just then a couple of birds crash smack right onto the glass office] Power move.
Hunter: Do you know why we stopped delivering babies?
Junior: Because there are so many other ways of getting babies?
Hunter: You know the hardest thing about being boss?
Junior: Staring at the sun?
Hunter: No, this is easy.
Junior: Whether to be like a friend boss or a distant, weird boss?
Hunter: Always be distant and weird. What’s the matter with you?
Tulip: Oh, “Tulip” is just fine. “Orphan” hurts my heart.
Junior: We do not open that thing. Just a brief exposure to baby cuteness can ruin your life.
Tulip: Let me show you how to fly this.
Junior: Hello, I’m a bird. I’m pretty sure I know how to…
Junior: [suddenly their aircraft drops] I was wrong! I was immediately wrong!
Tulip: Is your seat wet?
Junior: Yep.That’s my urine. I peed in the seat when we were falling.
Beta Wolf: I’m going to be the new alpha.
Alpha Wolf: No. There’s no need for a new alpha. I’m the alpha!
Beta Wolf: You?
Alpha Wolf: You’re not even a beta.
Tulip: Babies have a higher level of intelligence than we will ever understand.
Junior: You sound like a baby that learned how to talk.
Tulip: I am a baby that learned how to talk
Tulip: I didn’t know wolves could form a submarine! I’ve never seen that before on nature shows.
Alpha Wolf: If you don’t give us Tiny Thing, we’re going to eat you.
Beta Wolf: We’re going to eat you anyway!
Alpha Wolf: You don’t say it. You make the deal and then you eat them anyway.
Beta Wolf: Gotcha! We’re not going to eat you!
Alpha Wolf: Well, now it’s too late!
Nate: Dads are fun, moms are mean!
Monkey: No, man, I will not be your friend.
Pigeon Toady: Sorry, thought we were vibing.
Tulip: It’s like we’re a family.
Junior: We are not like a family. We’re just a guy and a girl trying to put our baby to sleep.
Junior: [as he smacks into glass, he looks over to Tulip who’s running in a zig-zag motion] Wait. Why are you running so weird? What don’t I know? My old nemesis. Glass!
Tulip: Birds can’t see glass!
Tulip: Woh. We did that together!
Junior: I ran into every piece of glass. Some, more than once.
Tulip: [as Junior goes to follow her he runs into another glass] What are the chances of that? I guess pretty high in a glass factory.
Alpha Wolf: First, we’re going to take Tiny Thing and raise her to be a strong, independent woman. And then, we’re going to eat you.
Hunter: We can’t let it get out that the new boss accidentally made a baby!
Junior: This is a family that never got the baby they asked for.
Alpha Wolf: [referring to Diamond] This tiny thing is now a wolf, everybody.