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The Last of Us Quotes (TV Series)

February 22, 2025 by MovieQuotesandMore.com

Last of Us Best Quotes


Our list of the best quotes from HBO post-apocalyptic drama television show The Last of Us based on the video game of the same name.

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Dr. Schoenheiss: [1968] A new virus in Madagascar, say, could be in Chicago within a matter of weeks. And we end up with a global pandemic. Pan meaning “all”. The whole world becomes sick all at once.



Dr. Neuman: Mankind has been at war with the virus from the start. Sometimes, millions of people die, as in an actual war. But in the end, we always win.



Dr. Neuman: Fungi seem harmless enough. Many species know otherwise. Because there are some fungi who seek not to kill, but to control.



Dr. Neuman: There are no treatments for this. No preventatives, no cures. They don’t exist. It’s not even possible to make them.
Host: So if that happens?
Dr. Neuman: We lose.



Mrs. Adler: [2003] Three nails, plus one cross, equals four-given.



Joel Miller: [after the virus hits and creates chaos] Well, we can’t go south, we can’t go east, we can’t go west. Hell else we supposed to go?



Sarah Miller: Maybe it’s everywhere. Maybe there’s nowhere to go.



Lee: [2023] FEDRA’s got a factory down there in the QZ. Supposedly only makes two things. Pills and bullets, bullets and pills.
Joel Miller: Well, the more you shoot people, the harder it is to sleep, I guess.



Joel Miller: It’s a miracle you’re alive.
Theresa ‘Tess’ Servopoulos: It’s a miracle any of us are alive.


Theresa ‘Tess’ Servopoulos: [to Joel] Now I promised Robert that you wouldn’t hurt him. But I would very much like for you to hurt him. So let’s go hunt that m*****f***er down, and get our battery, and our truck, and then we’ll go find Tommy.



Marlene: You fight for twenty years, and you get nowhere, you’re not a rebellion. Just spray paint.



Buzzcut: Hey, friend. Don’t worry. I don’t want anything. But if you’re feeling lost…
Joel Miller: You tell me to “look for the light” and I’ll break your jaw.



Ellie Williams: Why won’t you let me go home?
Marlene: Because you have a greater purpose than any of us could’ve ever imagined.



Theresa ‘Tess’ Servopoulos: [referring to Ellie] Who is she?
Marlene: To you? She’s cargo.



Marlene: [to Joel and Tess] I know what’s out there. We were going with an entire squadron for that very reason. But now I don’t have a truck, I don’t have a squadron, FEDRA’s five minutes away. What I do have is you. And I know what you’re both capable of. For better or worse.
Ellie Williams: What are they capable of?



Marlene: Joel, don’t f*** this up. Please.



Ellie Williams: [to Joel] Your watch is broken.



Ibu Ratna: [2003, in Indonesian, referring to the virus] I have spent my life studying these things. So please listen carefully. There is no medicine. There is no vaccine.
Agus Hidayat: [in Indonesian] So what do we do?
Ibu Ratna: [in Indonesian] Bomb. Start bombing. Bomb this city, and everyone in it.



Ellie Williams: There’s not going to be anything bad in here?
Joel Miller: Just you.
Ellie Williams: Oh, funny.



Joel Miller: [referring to Ellie] You need to stop talking about this kid like she’s got some kind of life in front of her.



Theresa ‘Tess’ Servopoulos: [to Ellie] I’m going to talk to you like you’re an adult. Okay? Joel and I aren’t good people. We’re doing this for us, because, apparently, you’re worth something. But we don’t know what you’re worth if we don’t know what we have.



Joel Miller: We’ve heard this a million times. Vaccines. Miracle cures. None of it works. Ever.
Ellie Williams: F*** you, man. I didn’t ask for this.
Joel Miller: You and me both. This isn’t going to end well, Tess.



Joel Miller: Long way or short way?
Theresa ‘Tess’ Servopoulos: I mean, it’s the long way or the “we’re f***ing dead” way.
Ellie Williams: Well, I vote long way, just based on that limited information.



Joel Miller: [as they enter the hotel] How do you even know what this is?
Ellie Williams: Have you heard of books?



Ellie Williams: Ever kill one?
Joel Miller: Yeah, I killed lots of them.
Ellie Williams: Was it hard? Like knowing they were people once?
Joel Miller: Sometimes.



Ellie Williams: [referring to the infected] They’re connected.
Theresa ‘Tess’ Servopoulos: More than you know.



Theresa ‘Tess’ Servopoulos: [after they’ve been attacked] You alright?
Ellie Williams: Well, I didn’t s**t my pants, so.



Ellie Williams: [as she notices she’s been bitten again] You f***ing kidding me? I mean, if it was going to happen to one of us.



Joel Miller: [referring to the wooden panel crossing] Yeah, I know. It looks scary.
Ellie Williams: That was scary. This is wood.



Joel Miller: [as they’re looking out across the city] Is it everything you hoped for?
Ellie Williams: Jury’s still out. But, man, you can’t deny that view.



Theresa ‘Tess’ Servopoulos: [after Joel and Ellie find out she’s been infected] I never ask you for anything, not to feel the way I felt. Shut the f*** up, because I don’t have time. This is your chance. You get her there, you keep her alive, and you set everything right. All the s**t we did. Please say yes, Joel. Please.


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Theresa ‘Tess’ Servopoulos: [as she decides to sacrifice herself] Joel, save who you can save.



Ellie Williams: [to Joel] I wasn’t going to say I’m sorry. I was going to say that I’ve been thinking about what happened. Nobody made you or Tess take me. Nobody made you go along with this plan. You needed a truck battery, or whatever, and you made a choice. So don’t blame me for something that isn’t my fault.



Ellie Williams: Is there anything bad in here?
Joel Miller: Just you.
Ellie Williams: Ah. Getting funnier.



Ellie Williams: [as they see the remains of a crashed plane] Dude, you got to go up in the sky.
Joel Miller: Yeah, well, so did they.
Ellie Williams: Grim.



Ellie Williams: [as they come across a pile of human bones] Why kill them? Why not just leave them be?
Joel Miller: Dead people can’t be infected.



Bill: [2003, as he’s watching the soldiers taking his neighbors] Not today, you New World Order jackboot f***s.



Bill: Here’s the thing, Frank. If I feed you, then every bum you talk to about it is going to show up here looking for a free lunch, and this is not an Arby’s.
Frank: Well, Arby’s didn’t have free lunch. It was a restaurant. I won’t talk about it to any bums, or hobos, or vagabonds, I promise. I mean, you already know I’m bad at lying.



Bill: Everything tastes good when you’re starving.



Frank: A man who knows to pair rabbit with a Beaujolais.
Bill: I know I don’t seem like the type.
Frank: No, you do.



Frank: So, who’s the girl? Girl you’re singing about?
Bill: There is no girl.
Frank: I know.



Frank: [to Bill] I’m going to start with the simple things. Okay. But before I do, I want you to know that I’m not a whore. I don’t have sex for lunches, not even great ones. So, if I do this, I am going to stay for a few more days.



Frank: [2010, to Bill] Our home isn’t just our house. It’s everything around us!



Frank: [to Bill] Paying attention to things, it’s how we show love. This is my street too. Just let me love it the way I want to.


Frank: We’re going to make friends, and we will invite them to visit.
Bill: We don’t have friends, Frank. We will never have friends, because there are no friends to be had.



Joel Miller: So, what, you were a prepper, or something?
Bill: Survivalist.



Bill: [2013] I’m sorry.
Frank: For what?
Bill: Getting older faster than you.
Frank: I like you older. Older means we’re still here.



Bill: [to Frank] I was never afraid before you showed up.



Frank: [2023, as Frank is sick and in a wheelchair] I promise you, I’m going to stay up.
Bill: Why?
Frank: Because this is my last day.



Frank: [to Bill] Well, I’m not going to give you the “every day was a wonderful gift from God” speech. I’ve had a lot of bad days. I’ve had bad days with you too. But I’ve had more good days with you than with anyone else. Just give me one more good day. Starting now.



Frank: [to Bill] Make me some toast. Then take me to the boutique, where I’ll pick outfits for us. You’ll wear what I ask. And we’ll get married. And you’ll cook a delicious dinner. Then you will crush all of these up, put them in my wine. I will drink it. Then you will take me by my hand, bring me to our bed, and I will fall asleep in your arms.


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Frank: [to Bill] Love me the way I want you to.



Bill: This isn’t the tragic suicide at the end of the play. I’m old. I’m satisfied. And you were my purpose.
Frank: I do not support this. I should be furious. But from an objective point of view, it’s incredibly romantic.



Ellie Williams: [reading Bill’s letter to Joel] Anyway, I never liked you, but still, it’s like we’re friends. Almost. And I respect you. So, I’m going to tell you something because you’re probably the only person who will understand. I used to hate the world, and I was happy when everyone died. But I was wrong because there was one person worth saving. That’s what I did. I saved him. Then I protected him. That’s why men like you and me are here. We have a job to do. And God help any m*****f***ers who stand in our way.



Joel Miller: [to Ellie] If I’m taking you with me, there’s some rules you got to follow. Rule one, you don’t bring up Tess. Ever. Matter of fact, we can just keep our histories to ourselves. Rule two, you don’t tell anyone about your condition. They see that bite mark, they won’t think it through. They’ll just shoot you. Rule three, you do what I say when I say it.



Ellie Williams: [as she sits in a car for the first time] It’s like a spaceship.
Joel Miller: No, it’s like a piece of s**t Chevy S10. But it’ll get us there. I think.



Ellie Williams: “It doesn’t matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery. No Pun Intended, Volume Too” by Will Livingston.



Ellie Williams: “What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra.” Like algae bra. “I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.”



Joel Miller: That is twenty year-old Chef Boyardee ravioli.
Ellie Williams: That guy was good.
Joel Miller: I actually agree.



Ellie Williams: Can I ask you a serious question?
Joel Miller: Yeah.
Ellie Williams: “Why did the scarecrow get an award?”
Joel Miller: Because he was outstanding in his field.



Joel Miller: Tommy’s what we used to call a “joiner”. Dreams of becoming a hero.



Ellie Williams: If you don’t think there’s hope for the world, why bother going on? I mean, you got to try, right?
Joel Miller: You haven’t seen the world, so you don’t know. You keep going for family. That’s about it.



Ellie Williams: I’m not family.
Joel Miller: No. You’re cargo. And I made a promise to Tess. And she was like family.



Ellie Williams: They’re not FEDRA, and they’re not Fireflies. So who are they?
Joel Miller: People.



Joel Miller: [after Ellie had to shoot at Bryan] I mean, it was my fault. You shouldn’t have had to. And I’m sorry.
Ellie Williams: It wasn’t my first time.



Joel Miller: We’ll get through this.
Ellie Williams: I know.



Ellie Williams: Where would you be without me, huh?
Joel Miller: By now, Wyoming.
Ellie Williams: Oh, yeah. Walked into that one.



Ellie Williams: How did you know it was an ambush?
Joel Miller: I’ve been on both sides. It was a long time ago. We did what we needed to survive.



Ellie Williams: [to Joel] Did you kill innocent people?



Ellie Williams: Get up, you lazy a**.
Joel Miller: Lazy a**. Fifty-six years-old, you little s**t.



Joel Miller: I’m just saying, it isn’t fair, your age, having to deal with all of this.
Ellie Williams: So it gets easier when you get older?
Joel Miller: No, not really. But still.


Ellie Williams: Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
Joel Miller: What?
Ellie Williams: Yeah. It runs in your jeans.
Joel Miller: Jesus. That is so goddamn stupid.



Joel Miller: [as he’s laughing at her joke] Jesus, I’m losing it.
Ellie Williams: You’re losing it big time.


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Eldelstein: [to Henry, referring to Sam] He’s scared because you’re scared.



Henry: [to Joel] My name’s Henry. That’s my brother, Sam. I’m the most wanted man in Kansas City. Although right now, my guess is you’re running a close second.



Joel Miller: [to Henry] Look, you ate, we didn’t kill each other, let’s call this a win-win and move on.



Joel Miller: You’re not FEDRA.
Henry: No. worse. I’m a collaborator.



Joel Miller: I don’t work with rats.
Henry: Yeah, you f***ing do. Today you do, because I live here, and you don’t. That’s how I followed you here. I know this city, and that’s how I’m going to help you get out.



Joel Miller: [referring to going through the tunnels] Oh, that’s your great plan?
Henry: No, that’s my dicey-as-f*** plan. But as far as I can tell, it’s our only shot.



Ellie Williams: [to Sam, referring to the comic book] “To the edge of the universe and back. Endure and survive.”



Joel Miller: [to Henry] If you were collaborating to take care of him, I shouldn’t have said what I said. I don’t know your situation. And I’m not saying they should let it go, but all things considered, seems kind of cruel to send a whole army after you for that.



Henry: [to Joel] I am the bad guy because I did a bad guy thing. But you get it though. You might not be her father, but you were someone’s.  



Kathleen: Well, kids die, Henry. They die all the time. You think the whole world revolves around him? That he’s worth everything? Well, this is what happens when you f*** with fate.


Kathleen: [as Henry gives himself up] It ends the way it ends.
[as she’s about to kill Henry, a crowd of infected emerge from the ground to attack them]



Joel Miller: I think it’s easier when you’re a kid anyway. You don’t have anybody else relying on you. That’s the hard part.
Henry: Well, I guess we’re doing a good job then.



Joel Miller: What’s that comic book say? “Endure and survive”?
Henry: “Endure and survive.” That s**t’s redundant.
Joel Miller: Yeah, it’s not great.



Ellie Williams: [on Sam’s board] I’m scared of ending up alone. What about you?
Sam: [on his board] If you turn into a monster, is it still you inside?
he then reveals the bite from the infected on his leg



Sam: [on his board, after Ellie uses her blood to try and heal him] Stay awake with me.
Ellie Williams: I promise.



Ellie Williams: [on Sam’s board as she leaves it on his grave] I’m sorry.



Ellie Williams: Joel, come on. They’re like a thousand.
Marlon: Who’s this little psycho?



Marlon: If you got a map, why you lost?
Ellie Williams: Must’ve missed all the street signs in the enormous f***ing forest.



Joel Miller: You got any advice on the best way west?
Marlon: Yeah. Go east.



Ellie Williams: You can do anything you want. Where are you going? What are you doing?
Joel Miller: It’s never been an option. Maybe an old farmhouse, some land, a ranch.



Joel Miller: I would raise sheep. They’re quiet. Do what they’re told.
Ellie Williams: Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, just you and a bunch of sheep. Romantic.



Joel Miller: And what about you? Where are you going to go?
Ellie Williams: It’s probably because I grew up in the QZ. Behind you, there’s ocean, and ahead of you, there’s a wall. Nowhere else to look but up.



Ellie Williams: [referring to gutting a dead animal] Why do they call it dressing? It’s like you should call it undressing, because it is. It’s like undressing from the inside.



Ellie Williams: [as they come across a dam] So that made electricity?
Joel Miller: Yeah. Don’t ask me. I don’t have a clue.
Ellie Williams: You know, you could’ve just made something up. I would’ve believed you.



Tommy Miller: What the f*** you doing here?
Joel Miller: I came here to save you.



Joel Miller: It’s been a while since we’ve had a proper meal.
Ellie Williams: Actually, I don’t think I’ve ever had a proper meal. This is f***ing amazing.



Tommy Miller: A bad reputation doesn’t mean you’re bad.
Maria Miller: Not always, at least.



Tommy Miller: Everything you see in our town, greenhouses, livestock, all shared. Collective ownership.
Joel Miller: So, communism.
Tommy Miller: No. No, it ain’t like that.
Maria Miller: It is that. Literally. This is a commune. We’re communists.



Joel Miller: Those things I did, Tommy, those things that you judge me for, I did those things to keep us alive.
Tommy Miller: We did those things. And they weren’t “things”. We murdered people. And I don’t judge you for it. We survived the only way we knew how. But there were other ways. We just weren’t any good at them.



Tommy Miller: [to Joel] Just because life stopped for you, doesn’t mean it has to stop for me.



Maria Miller: Who’s been cutting your hair?
Ellie Williams: World-class salons.



Maria Miller: [to Ellie] There’s a whole lot you’re not telling me. Good. Therein lies the point. Be careful who you put your faith in. The only people who can betray us, are the ones we trust.



Maria Miller: Grab your super f***ing eggplant coat.
Ellie Williams: Where are we going?
Maria Miller: The movies.



Joel Miller: [to Tommy] You think I can still handle things, but I’m not who I was. I’m weak. Lately, there are these moments where the fear comes up out of nowhere, and my heart feels like it’s stopped.



Joel Miller: And I have dreams. Every night.
Tommy Miller: What kind of dreams?
Joel Miller: I don’t know. I can’t remember. I just know that when I wake up, I’ve lost something. I’m failing in my sleep. That’s all I do. It’s all I’ve ever done is fail her, again, and again, and again.



Tommy Miller: You want me to take her.
Joel Miller: I’m just going to get her killed. I know it. I know it. I have to leave her.



Joel Miller: Tommy, you’re the only one I trust. If anyone else sees those bites on her, what’s under her skin, they’ll shoot her. It’s the last thing I’ll ever ask of you. I swear.



Ellie Williams: Is this really all they had to worry about? Boys. Movies. Deciding which shirt goes with which skirt. It’s bizarre.



Ellie Williams: Do you give a s**t about me or not?
Joel Miller: Of course, I do.
Ellie Williams: Then what are you so afraid of?



Ellie Williams: I’m sorry about your daughter, Joel. But I have lost people too.
Joel Miller: You have no idea what loss is.



Ellie Williams: [to Joel] Everybody I have cared for has either died or left me. Everybody, f***ing except for you! So don’t tell me that I’d be safer with somebody else because the truth is I would just be more scared.



Joel Miller: [to Ellie] You’re right. You’re not my daughter. And I sure as hell ain’t your dad. Now, come dawn, we’re going our separate ways.



Joel Miller: You deserve a choice. I still think you’d be better off with Tommy.
Tommy Miller: Let’s go.
Joel Miller: Okay.



Joel Miller: Back then, there were basically two main ways of looking at things. Some people wanted to own everything. And some people didn’t want anyone to own anything at all.
Ellie Williams: Which one were you?
Joel Miller: Neither. I just did my job.



Joel Miller: We were called “contractors”.
Ellie Williams: “The Contractor”. That’s pretty cool.



Ellie Williams: [after Joel admits he wanted to be a singer] Well, you’re singing for me later. I’m going to save the f***ing world, man. It’s the least you can do for me.
Joel Miller: Fair enough.



Ellie Williams: [after Joel’s been stabbed by the raiders] Joel, open your eyes. Open your eyes. Joel, you got to get up. I can’t f***ing do this without you. I don’t know where the f*** I’m going, what the f*** I’m going to do. Joel. Please. Joel, please.



Cpt. Kwong: [flashback, after she beats up Bethany] You’re smart, Ellie. You’re so smart, you’re stupid.



Cpt. Kwong: [to Ellie] I care because no matter what anyone out there says or thinks, we’re the only thing holding this all together. If we go down, the people in the zone will starve or murder each other. That much I know. There’s a leader in you. And one day, it could be your turn. Or not.



Riley Abel: [to Ellie] I’m just saying, you can’t fight everything and everyone. You can pick and choose what’s important.



Riley Abel: [to Ellie, after they enter the mall] No one can see s**t but us. Just me and you. And you ain’t seen nothing yet. Tonight, I’m going to show you the four wonders of the mall.



Ellie Williams: [as she’s experiencing the escalater for the first time] So this is the first wonder, right?
Riley Abel: Yeah, sure. There can be five wonders in this mall.


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Ellie Williams: I mean, I’m on a magic horse with like a million lights. I don’t know how it’s supposed to get better.



Ellie Williams: [referring to the photo booth] Is that a time machine?



Ellie Williams: [referring to the arcade] This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.



Riley Abel: [from the pun book] “What did the frustrated cannibal do?”
Ellie Williams: Lay it on me.
Riley Abel: “He threw up his hands.”



Ellie Williams: [from the pun book] “What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re so pointless.”



Ellie Williams: [from the pun book] “How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots.”
Riley Abel: What are screenshots?
Ellie Williams: I don’t actually know.



Riley Abel: [to Ellie] You don’t know what it was like to have a family. To belong. I mean, I didn’t have them for long, but I had them. I belonged to them.



Ellie Williams: [after they’ve been attacked and infected] What are we going to do?
Riley Abel: The way I see it, we got two options. One, we take the easy way out. It’s quick, painless. No. No, I don’t like option one. Option two, we just keep going.



Riley Abel: It ends this way for everyone sooner or later, right? Some of us just get there faster than others. But we don’t quit. Whether it’s two minutes, or two days, we don’t give that up. I don’t want to give that up. We can just be all poetic and s**t and lose our minds together.



David: It’s hard to trust strangers. I know. But I honestly mean you no harm. And for what it’s worth, there’s room for you in our group, if you want.
Ellie Williams: You’re inviting me to your Hunger Club? Thanks.



Ellie Williams: They “chose to follow you”. Is this some weird cult thing?
David: Well, you sort of kind of got me there. I am a preacher.



Ellie Williams: [to David] So you went from teacher to preacher because, what? It f***ing rhymes?



David: Well, I found God after the Apocalypse. Which is either the best time or the worst time to find Him, hard to say.



David: There’s no such thing as luck. No, I believe everything happens for a reason.



David: You can’t survive on your own. No one can. But I can help you. Let me protect you.
Ellie Williams: I’m not on my own.



Ellie Williams: You’re going to chop me up into little pieces.
David: I’d rather not.



David: If you want to judge me…
Ellie Williams: Judge you? You’re eating people, you sick f***!



Ellie Williams: You’re an animal.
David: Well, yes. We all are. That’s sort of the point. 



David: [to Ellie] You see a lot. So do I. And you know what I see when I look at you? Me. You remind me of me. You’re a natural leader. You’re smart, loyal. Violent.



David: What does Cordyceps do? Is it evil? No. It’s fruitful. It multiplies. It feeds and protects its children. And it secures its future with violence, if it must. It loves.



Ellie Williams: Tell them that Ellie is the little girl who broke your f***ing finger!
David: How did you put it? Hmm? “Tiny little pieces”?



Ellie Williams: [to David, after they see her infected bite] What did you say? Everything happens for a reason, right?



David: [after he’s caught Ellie] I thought you already knew. The fighting is the part I like the most. Don’t be afraid. “There’s no fear in love.”
[Ellie then manages to grab the butcher knife and kill him]



Joel Miller: [as he find Ellie and embraces her] It’s me. It’s me. Look. It’s me. It’s me. It’s okay. It’s okay. It’s okay, baby girl. I got you. I got you. Okay.



Anna Williams: [flashback, after she’s attacked by an infected and gives birth] Hey. Oh. Yeah, you tell them. You f***ing tell them, Ellie.


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Joel Miller: [as they’re looking at the giraffes] So, is it everything you hoped for?
Ellie Williams: It’s got its ups and downs, but you can’t deny that view.



Joel Miller: Maybe there’s nothing bad out there, but so far there’s always been something bad out there.
Ellie Williams: We’re still here though.


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Ellie Williams: After all we’ve been through, everything I’ve done, it can’t be for nothing.



Ellie Williams: [to Joel] I know you mean well. I know you want to protect me. You have. And when we’re done, we’ll go wherever you want. Tommy’s, sheep ranch, the moon. I’ll follow you anywhere you go. But there’s no halfway with this. We finish what we started.



Joel Miller: It was me. I was the guy who shot and missed. There’s no story. Sarah died, and I couldn’t see the point anymore. Simple as that. And I wasn’t scared either. I was ready. I couldn’t have been more ready. When I went to pull the trigger, I flinched. I still don’t know why.



Ellie Williams: So time heals all wounds, I guess.
Joel Miller: It wasn’t time that did it.



Joel Miller: You know what I’m in the mood for?
Ellie Williams: What?
Joel Miller: S**tty puns.



Ellie Williams: [as she gets out her pun book] Oh-ho-ho. “People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.” Too soon?
Joel Miller: No, it’s topical.



Ellie Williams: Oh, I love this one. “Moon rocks taste better than Earth rocks. Why? Because they’re meteor.”
Joel Miller: Oh, that’s terrible.



Ellie Williams: “What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot.”



Joel Miller: [after Firefly soldiers capture them] It was all her. She fought like hell to get here.
Marlene: She would’ve been dead on day one. You are the one person I never wanted to be in debt to. But I owe you. We all owe you.



Marlene: I was there when she was born, Joel. I promised her mother that I would save her child. I promised. So I do understand. I’m the only one who understands. I’m sorry. I have no other choice.
Joel Miller: I do.



Marlene: You can’t keep her safe forever. No matter how hard you try, no matter how many people you kill, she’s going to grow up, Joel. And then you’ll die. She’ll leave. Then what? How long till she’s torn apart by Infected, or murdered by raiders? Because she lives in a broken world that you could have saved.
Joel Miller: Maybe. But it isn’t for you to decide.
Marlene: Or you.



Marlene: [to Joel] So what would she decide, huh? Because I think she’d want to do what’s right. And you know it. It’s not too late. Even now, even after what you’ve done. We can still find a way.



Joel Miller: [to Ellie, referring to Sarah] She would have liked you. Not to say the two of you are the same. Definitely different kids.


The Last of Us Quotes

Joel Miller: Look, sometimes things don’t work out the way we hope. You can feel like you’ve come to an end, and you don’t know what to do next. But if you just keep going, you find something new to fight for.



Ellie Williams: Swear to me. Swear to me that everything you said about the Fireflies is true.
Joel Miller: I swear.
Ellie Williams: Okay.



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The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power Quotes (Seasons 1-2)

October 4, 2024 by MovieQuotesandMore.com

Rings of Power Season 1 Quotes


Our list of the best quotes from Amazon Prime’s fantasy adventure TV series based on J.R.R. Tolkien’s novel The Lord of the Rings. Set thousands of years before The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, The Rings of Power follows a cast of characters as they confront evil in Middle-earth, establishing legacies that endure long after their deaths.

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Galadriel: Nothing is evil in the beginning. And there was a time when the world was so young, there had not yet been a sunrise. But even then there was light.



Young Galadriel: How am I to know which lights to follow?
Finrod: Sometimes we cannot know until we have touched the darkness.



Young Galadriel: But that seems so simple.
Finrod: The most important truths often are.



Galadriel: This place is so evil, our torches give off no warmth.



Ornery Hunter: World’s strange. If I let them pitch-kettle me, I’d never get off me bar stool.



Nori Brandyfoot: If we didn’t do everything we weren’t supposed to, we’d hardly do anything at all.



Nori Brandyfoot: Haven’t you ever wondered what else is out there? How far the river flows, or where the sparrows learn the new songs they sing in spring? I can’t help but feel there’s wonders in this worldm, beyond our wandering.



Marigold Brandyfoot: Elves have forests to protect. Dwarves, their mines. Men, their fields of grain. Even trees have to worry about the soil beneath their roots. But we Harfoots are free from the worries of the wide world. We are but ripples in a long, long stream. Our paths set by the passing seasons. Nobody goes off trail and nobody walks alone. We have each other. We’re safe. That is how we survive.



Elrond: It is said the wine of victory is sweetest for those in whose bitter trials it has fermented.



Galadriel: Evil does not sleep, Elrond. It waits. And in the moment of our complacency, it blinds us.


Arondir: The past is with us all, whether we like it or not.



Arondir: We call them artificers. Most wounds to our bodies heal of their own accord. So, it is their labor instead to render hidden truths as works of beauty. For beauty has great power to heal the soul.



High King Gil-galad: The same wind that seeks to blow out a fire may also cause its spread.



Bronwyn: [after Arondir’s told her he’s leaving] Say what you wish to say.
Arondir: I have said it already. A hundred times over, in every way but words.


 
Elrond: It is hard to see what is right when friendship and duty are mingled.
High King Gil-galad: Such is the burden of those who lead, and those who would seek to.



Nori Brandyfoot: That’s a tomorrow problem.



Elrond: Strange, isn’t it? How one object could be responsible for creating so much beauty, and so much pain.
Lord Celebrimbor: True creation requires sacrifice.



Elrond: What is it you hope to craft?
Lord Celebrimbor: “What” is but a glint on the far horizon. You have come to Eregion to help me achieve the “how”.



Lord Celebrimbor: I admire all who can see into the mystery of things, who can divine from the plainness of what is, the beauty of what could be.



Malva: Stop your lounge-a-daising and lend us a foot.



Halbrand: [to Galadriel] The tides of fate are flowing. Yours may be heading in, or out.



Abigail: [referring to Galadriel] Does she look dangerous to you?
Halbrand: Looks can be deceiving.



Prince Durin IV: A dog may bark at the moon. But he cannot bring it down.



Prince Durin IV: [to Durin] Twenty years might be the blink of an eye to an Elf. But I’ve lived an entire life in that time. A life you missed!



Prince Durin IV: [to Elrond] One apology to Disa and you’re off. No getting better acquainted. No reminiscing about the past. And absolutely no staying for dinner.



Princess Disa: You see, a mountain’s like a person. It’s a long and ever-changing story made of countless small parts. Earth and ore, air and water. Sing to it properly, each of those parts will reflect your song back to you, telling you its story, showing you what might be hidden, where to mine, where to tunnel, and where to leave the mountain untouched.



Elrond: Where there is love, it is never truly dark.



Galadriel: I am simply wondering what manner of man would so readily abandon his companions to death.
Halbrand: The sort that knows how to survive.



Halbrand: [to Galadriel] You don’t have the look of someone to whom things happen by accident. Which means you were running. Whether toward or from something, I haven’t yet decided.



Halbrand: Why are you stranded at sea?
Galadriel: Because rather than rest in glory, I chose to seek out the very enemy responsible for your suffering.



Halbrand: [to Galadriel] If you want to murder Orcs and settle a score, that’s your affair. But don’t dress it up as heroism.



Prince Durin IV: Elrond is a friend. I trust him.
King Durin III: There can be no trust between hammer and rock. Eventually one or the other must surely break.



Queen Regent Míriel: She is but one Elf.
Pharazôn: An avalanche can start with one stone.



Sail Master: There is no harsher master than the sea.



Captain Elendil: In my experience, it is unwise to live one’s life guessing after signs and portents.



Nori Brandyfoot: There’s head-sense, Poppy, and there’s heart-sense.
Poppy Proudfellow: There’s common sense and nonsense. And if you’re all out of the first, then you can borrow some of mine.



Vilma: We don’t need friends, girl. We need to survive.
Nori Brandyfoot: Without friends, what are we surviving for?



Nori Brandyfoot: I know I’m not special. I know I’m just one little Harfoot in a grand wide world. But he is special. I can feel it.


Captain Elendil: The past is dead. We either move forward or we die with it.



Galadriel: [to Halbrand] You are more than you claim.



Galadriel: Your people have no king, for you are him.
Halbrand: That’s an odd thing to say to a man in a cage.
Galadriel: A cage you have landed in because you chafe under the rags of the common. And the armor that ought to rest upon your shoulders weighs upon your soul.



Halbrand: [to Galadriel] I am not the hero you seek.



Pharazôn: Cleverness is for men of small ambition.



Valandil: [to Isildur] Leave it to you to get kicked out of something you never earned in the first place.



Adar: [to Arondir] You have been told many lies. Some run so deep, even the rocks and roots now believe them. To untangle it all, would all but require the creation of a new world. But that is something only the gods can do. And I am no god. At least, not yet.



Elrond: There is no secret worth concealing with deception.



Elrond: [to Durin] I care nothing for whatever is in that chamber. I do care for you, for this friendship. And secrets do not become it.



Prince Durin IV: So you really did come all this way just for Eregion?
Elrond: I came because twenty years is far too long to stay away. Even for an Elf.



Halbrand: In an instance like this, it seems to me that you’d do well to identify what it is that your opponent most fears.
Galadriel: And exploit it?
Halbrand: No. Give them a means of mastering it. So that you can master them.



Queen Regent Míriel: Faith may bind one heart, Galadriel. But it is too fine a thread from which to hang a kingdom.



Princess Disa: Even the hottest coals eventually cool.
Prince Durin IV: [referring to King Durin] Yeah, but sometimes I wish they wouldn’t. Sometimes I wish I could tell him exactly what I think of him, and never trade words with the old goat again!



King Durin III: Intuition is a powerful tonic.



Queen Regent Míriel: There is a fateful hour in the destinies of men. An hour of judgment in which each of us, every one, must decide who we shall be. Are our hearts become as the statues that surround our isle? Or do they yet beat with the blood of the heroes that carved them? Is our valor confined to the graves of our slumbering fathers? Or is it here, amongst us even now, waiting to burst forth as the rising Sun? I would neither command, nor invite you to any danger I myself would not face.



Galadriel: Swordsmanship is about balance, rather than strength. Fight with your feet. Not your arms.



Galadriel: Never trust brute force to best an Orc. It’s often easiest to outmaneuver them.



Pharazôn: Sometimes the folly of youth is enough to make an old man weep.



Elrond: Loyalty to a friend ought to be expected. Regardless of his race.



Pharazôn: It’s folly to kick against the current. You see, the tide may rise and drown a man, or fall and sweep him out to sea. The trick of mastering the current is to know which way it will turn next.



High King Gil-galad: The blight upon this tree is but an outer manifestation of an inner reality. That the light of the Eldar, our light, is fading.



High King Gil-galad: Hope is never mere, Elrond, even when it is meager. When all other senses sleep, the eye of hope is first to awaken, last to shut.



Pharazôn: A kingdom should be led. Not dragged.



Galadriel: Sometimes to find the light, we must first touch the darkness.



Elrond: A burden shared may either be halved or doubled. Depending on the heart that receives it.



Prince Durin IV: Aulë’s beard! Enough with the quail sauce. Give me the meat, and give it to me raw.


Galadriel: Despise not the labor which humbles the heart. Humility has saved entire kingdoms the proud have all but led to ruin.



Bronwyn: “In the end, this shadow is but a small and passing thing. There is light and high beauty forever beyond its reach. Find the light, and the shadow will not find you.”



Galadriel: [referring to his spear] Halbrand, put it down. One cannot satisfy thirst by drinking sea water.



Adar: It would seem I’m not the only Elf alive who has been transformed by darkness. Perhaps your search for Morgoth’s successor should have ended in your own mirror.
Galadriel: Perhaps I shall begin by killing you, you slavering Orc.



King Durin III: It is said that when Aulë created our people, he crafted us of two elements. Fire and rock. The rock that lives within us hungers for the eternal, resisting the pull of time. But the fire embraces truth. That all things must one day be consumed and fade away to ash. We do not dig in earth that cannot support it. Delving into depths beyond the darkness. Tempting shadow, rock, and mine to bury us all beneath the mountain.



Elrond: [referring to the word Namárië] It means more than simply “farewell”. It means, “Go towards goodness.”



Galadriel: What cannot be known hollows the mind. Fill it not with guesswork.



Galadriel: It darkens the heart, to call dark deeds good. It gives place for evil to thrive inside us. Every war is fought both without and within. Of that, every soldier must be mindful.



Theo: I gave power to the enemy. So that makes me responsible.
Galadriel: Some say that is the way of things. But I believe the wise also look upon what is in our hearts. And this was not in yours.



Galadriel: There are powers beyond darkness at work in this world. Perhaps on days such as this, we’ve little choice but to trust to their designs. And surrender our own.



Prince Durin IV: I always thought you were a mite Dwarvish for an Elf.
Elrond: And you are a rather Elvish Dwarf, Durin.



King Durin III: The iron that must bear the most heavy of burdens must also endure the most rigorous tempering!



Largo Brandyfoot: There’s one thing we can do, I warrant, better than any creature in all Middle-earth. We stay true to each other. No matter how the path winds, or how steep it gets, we face it, with our hearts even bigger than our feet. And we just keep walking.



Malva: What’s the good of living, Sadoc, if we aren’t living good?
Sadoc Burrows: You know, Malva, just once, once, it would be grand if you weren’t right all the time.



Nori Brandyfoot: Think we’ll be able to find him?
Sadoc Burrows: He’s a bloody giant. How could we miss him?



Elrond: I have missed you. What are we to do?
Galadriel: The only thing we can do. Swim.



Tar-Palantir: Don’t do as I did. I looked for too long. And now, I cannot separate what is from what was, what was from what will be.



Galadriel: Sometimes the perilous path is the only path.



High King Gil-galad: It is a fool’s hope, Elrond. Merely that. Nothing more.
Elrond: “Hope is never mere. Not even when it is meager. Or have you forgotten your own counsel?



Elrond: Constraint can be the very progenitor of invention.



Sadoc Burrows: Well, in the grand tradition of bad ideas, this might well be the worst yet.



Nori Brandyfoot: [to the stranger] Only you can show what you are. You choose by what you do. You’re here to help. I know it.



Captain Elendil: I have you.
Queen Regent Míriel: And who has you?



Queen Regent Míriel: Why, Elendil?
Captain Elendil: Because “Elendil” does not merely mean “one who loves the stars”. I just never imagined it would lead here.



Queen Regent Míriel: My father once told me that the way of The Faithful is committing to pay the price, even if the cost cannot be known. And trusting that, in the end, it will be worth it.



Elrond: This is a journey. Not every step we take will be forward. It may take time.
Lord Celebrimbor: Time? We don’t have time!



Halbrand: You know who I am.
Galadriel: Who you really are.


Halbrand: I have been awake since before the breaking of the first silence. In that time I have had many names.



Halbrand: I would make you a queen. Fair as the sea and the Sun. Stronger than the foundations of the earth.
Galadriel: And you. My king. The Dark Lord.
Halbrand: No. Not dark. Not with you at my side.



Halbrand: You told me once, that we were brought together for a purpose. This is it. You bind me to the light. And I bind you to power. Together, we can save this Middle-earth.
Galadriel: Save? Or rule?
Halbrand: I see no difference.
Galadriel: And that is why I will never be at your side.



Galadriel: You spoke to me once of a mistake. One you said you would not make again.
Elrond: You’re making that promise very difficult to keep.
Galadriel: Were it easy, it would not require trust.



Galadriel: We must make three.
Elrond: Three? Why three?
Galadriel: One will always corrupt. Two will divide.
Lord Celebrimbor: But with three, there is balance.



Galadriel: The powers we forge today must be for the Elves alone. Untouched by other hands.



Nori Brandyfoot: They called you something else. Istar. Is that your kind?
The Stranger: Istar? In your tongue, that means “wise one”. Or “wizard”.



The Stranger: Betimes, our paths are laid before us by powers greater than our own. In those moments, it’s our task to make our feet go where our hearts wish not to tread. No matter the perils awaiting us on the way.



The Stranger: Alone, it’s just a journey. Now adventures, they must be shared.



Poppy Proudfellow: Why does everyone I love the most always have to go away?
Nori Brandyfoot: Because I think if we didn’t, then we’d never learn anything new.



Poppy Proudfellow: You’re my best friend in this whole wide, wild world. I’d do anything for you.
Nori Brandyfoot: The world’s not that wide, Poppy. It’s just that we’re so bleeding small.



Poppy Proudfellow: Stick close to that tall fella. He’s a good friend in a spot.
Nori Brandyfoot: Not so good as you.



The Stranger: When in doubt, Elanor Brandyfoot, always follow your nose.



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Agatha All Along Quotes (TV Series)

July 10, 2024 by MovieQuotesandMore.com

Agatha All Along TV Series Quotes


Our list of the best quotes from Disney+ spin-off television series created by Jac Schaeffer. In Agatha All Along when new tragedies hit Westview, Agatha Harkness (Kathryn Hahn), drained of power, is freed from a spell by a suspicious goth teen (Joe Locke). He convinces her to guide him through the legendary Witches Road, a perilous journey that promises to restore what witches lack. Together, they form a desperate coven and embark on the dangerous path.

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Agatha Harkness: She is dead though, isn’t she, Herb?
Herb: Oh, she’s really, most sincerely dead.
Agatha Harkness: You never know.



Agatha Harkness: Only suckers wait their turn.


Agatha All Along Series Quotes

Rio Vidal: If you want to be in control, you can be.



Rio Vidal: [to Agatha] Is this really how you see yourself?



Rio Vidal: Did you know that it is a universally-acknowledged truth that a lady cop cannot be good at her job and have a healthy personal life at the same time?



Agatha Harkness: What compelled you to break into the home of a decorated detective?
Teen: When you say “decorated”, do you mean suspended without pay?


Agatha All Along Series Quotes

Agatha Harkness: What were you looking for in my house?
Teen: The respect of your peers and a fulfilling home life. But you were fresh out of both.



Rio Vidal: [to Agatha] There are two Jane Does in this case, and you know her name. So, what’s yours?



Herb: [to Agatha] You haven’t been yourself the past few days. Almost like you got bit by the true crime bug.



Agatha Harkness: [referring to Wanda] She took every little bit of power I had and left me with household appliances.



Rio Vidal: I’ve missed you.
Agatha Harkness: I hate you.



Agatha Harkness: This is undignified. Don’t you want me at my best? Admit it. You prefer me…
Rio Vidal: Horizontal, in a grave.



Rio Vidal: After all these centuries, Agatha Harkness will finally meet her end. Ugh! It really warms the heart.
Agatha Harkness: You don’t have a heart.
Rio Vidal: Yes, I do. It’s black. And it beats for you.



Teen: The Road will give you the thing you want the most. If you make it to the end.



Agatha Harkness: [referring to The Road] It will kill you.
Teen: Didn’t kill you.
Agatha Harkness: Well, I’m exceptional.
Teen: That’s my point.



Teen: [to Agatha] Okay, so, confession. I know an egregious amount about you. I’ve been obsessed since I first read up on your Salem days. One of my favorite “you” eras.



Teen: [to Agatha] The Road promises that what’s missing awaits you at its end. Power is what I’m missing. Sounds like it’s what you’re missing too.


Agatha All Along TV Show Quotes

Lilia Calderu: What witch in her right mind would join Agatha Harkness’s coven?

Agatha Harkness: I’m not looking for right-minded witches, as it happens.



Lilia Calderu: Witches like you are the reason people think we poison apples, and steal children, and eat babies.
Agatha Harkness: Babies are delicious.



Agatha Harkness: [to Lilia] You don’t look a day under a four hundred and fifty.
Teen: Years old?


Agatha All Along Series Quotes

Agatha Harkness: Historically, we as a group don’t do well in courtrooms.



Teen: I bid on a limited edition signed LP of the Ballad, but it cost more than I make in a whole summer at the Hokey Pokey Bowl.
Agatha Harkness: I don’t want to ever hear those words paired together again.



Lilia Calderu: You’re bound.
Jennifer Kale: And you need a chemical peel.



Agatha Harkness: Are there any real witches in the house? Because all I see are has-beens and could’ve-beens.
Lilia Calderu: You recruited us.
Agatha Harkness: And I was a fool. You can forget the Witches Road. I’d die before letting you befoul it with your noxious mediocrity.



Agatha Harkness: What a team of rejects. Coward. Fraud. Disappointment. I’d say you should burn like the rest of them but that would be a waste of kindling.



Teen: Well, there’s always analog magic. You know, labor-intensive, manual acts of magic. Witchcraft. Emphasis on the craft.



Teen: Why would someone want to hide me?


Agatha All Along Series Quotes

Teen: [referring to the house] It’s giving “middle-aged second chance at love” vibes and I’m here for it.
Alice Wu-Gulliver: Definitely a sip-your-tea-with-both-hands kind of place.



Mrs. Hart: Oh, my God! Bury me in that kitchen.



Alice Wu-Gulliver: “My age has value. I’m no fun alone. I mess with your mind, my tricks are well-known.”
Agatha Harkness: Sounds like a witch.
Jennifer Kale: Sounds like you.



Jennifer Kale: [to Teen, referring to Agatha] Did you know she traded her own child for the Book of the Damned?



Jennifer Kale: [to Teen] They say no one knows what happened to him. They say he might be dead. Others say he might be a demon, or an agent of Mephisto. But hey, that’s what happens when you have Agatha Harkness as your mom, right? I doubt she’d even recognize her own son if he showed up at her doorstep.



Mrs. Hart: Okay, so a witch is really just another name for a bad girl, is that right?
Lilia Calderu: That is extremely reductive. We are not a monolith. And, you know, I blame Halloween. Do you see any pointy hats in here? Any green skin? Any brooms? No, sir.



Alice Wu-Gulliver: Did you check the pantry for the gut of a eusocial insect?
Teen: That’s just a gross term for honey, isn’t it?


Agatha All Along Show Quotes

Agatha Harkness: They can take your power, Jen, but they can’t take your knowledge.



Lilia Calderu: We’re alive. We made it through the first test. Everyone is safe.
Teen: Not everyone. Sharon’s dead.
Agatha Harkness: Who’s Sharon?



Teen: We were supposed to look out for each other, but we didn’t. That was our fatal mistake.



Alice Wu-Gulliver: So, you’re a Green Witch?
Rio Vidal: Less “a” Green Witch. More “the” Green Witch.



Lilia Calderu: [referring to Rio] We know Agatha hates her. I’d say that goes in the “pro” column.



Jennifer Kale: [referring to Rio] Honestly, I don’t know how to feel. Do I hate her? Or do I want her phone number?
Alice Wu-Gulliver: Same.
Jennifer Kale: Right?


Agatha All Along Series Quotes

Teen: I mean, seriously. We’re an album cover waiting to happen.



Agatha Harkness: [after Rio suggests Agatha kill the others] Hey! That’s my coven you’re talking about. I’m not that kind of witch anymore.


Agatha All Along Show Quotes

Lilia Calderu: The only way to end a curse is to face it.



Lilia Calderu: You know, the worst part of being a witch? All the misconceptions and rumor mongering. That we talk to goats. That we’ve all got an extra nipple.
Rio Vidal: You guys don’t have extra nipples? I’m covered in nipples. You want to see?


Agatha All Along Series Quotes

Agatha Harkness: You don’t have to know a person’s name to know who they are.
Teen: Careful you don’t say something nice to me.



Rio Vidal: A long time ago, I loved someone. And I had to do something that I did not want to do, even though it was my job. And it hurt them. She is my scar.



Rio Vidal: [referring to Teen] Agatha. That boy isn’t yours.



Agatha Harkness: The moral of the story, kids, is always finish what you started. Also, mercy is overrated.



Teen: That’s what it means to be a witch? Killing people to serve your own agenda? No. Not for me.



Agatha Harkness: [to Teen] You’re so much like your mother.


Agatha All Along Quotes

Lilia Calderu: Enjoy the now, baby. It’s the only thing that’s certain.



Ralph Bohner: Are you CraftCrazy17?
Billy Maximoff: You must be Bohnerrific69.
Ralph Bohner: You can just call me Ralph. Randall. Call me Randall



Ralph Bohner: I mean, Wanda’s dead. Word on the street is SWORD used Vision for parts. And the twins, they just disappeared. But you want to know what I think? I think they got sucked up into that red bubble thing like everything else Wanda made. After that, I cut and run. Left my entire Blu-ray collection behind. Agatha can keep my BowFlex. I’m never going back.



Agatha Harkness: Even with the sigil in the way, you and your mother have the same tell.
Billy Maximoff: Which is?
Agatha Harkness: Very inconvenient for you.



Agatha Harkness: [to Billy] Don’t you dare feel guilty about your talent. You survived like witches have been doing for centuries. You saw an opportunity, an empty vessel, and you moved in. So you broke the rules. Big deal. That’s what kept you alive. That’s what makes you special. It’s what makes you a witch.



Agatha Harkness: [to Billy] Gosh, you really are a Maximoff. Otherwise, none of this would be nearly as dramatic.



Agatha Harkness: [to Billy] Let’s go find the next trial. Last one there is a nice person.


Agatha All Along Quotes

Agatha Harkness: Hey, you want straight answers, ask a straight lady.



Billy Maximoff: I honestly believed your experience would be the key to our success here.
Agatha Harkness: We’re alive. Success.



Agatha Harkness: [dressed like the Wicked Witch of the West] She’s based on me, you know.
Billy Maximoff: Prove it.
Agatha Harkness: Well, you seem pleased with your look.
Billy Maximoff: [dressed like Maleficent] Well, if the cheekbones fit.



Jennifer Kale: The son of the Scarlet Witch kicked us off The Road.


Agatha All Along Best Quotes

Lilia Calderu: The flow of time is an illusion, Jen. Most people don’t realize that



Billy Maximoff: I thought we were cool!
Lilia Calderu: We are not cool, Teenager.
Billy Maximoff: Damn, using his full name.



Lilia Calderu: You’re reading my mind.
Billy Maximoff: Only because it’s so loud. No offense.



Lilia Calderu: Jen, aren’t you furious?
Jennifer Kale: I mean, always. But collectively, we’ve moved on.



Lilia Calderu: What am I wearing? This is so demeaning.
Jennifer Kale: Hey. Focus up, Calderu. We can be culturally offended later.



Lilia Calderu: Who’s the querent?
Billy Maximoff: You mean the subject? Me. I guess I’m the queer-ent.



Billy Maximoff: Am I William or am I Billy?
Lilia Calderu: That’s a very good question.


Agatha All Along Best Quotes

Lilia’s Maestra: Death comes for us all.
Lilia Calderu: You say it like it’s a comfort.
Lilia’s Maestra: It is what we all have in common.



Rio Vidal: In the end, all roads lead to me.



Agatha Harkness: What can I say? I like the bad boys.



Lilia Calderu: I loved being a witch.


Agatha All Along Best Quotes

Alice Wu-Gulliver: This can’t be the end. It has to be the beginning.



Rio Vidal: Why do you let them believe those things about you, hmm? About Nicky?
Agatha Harkness: Because the truth is too awful.



Billy Maximoff: [referring to Rio] So Agatha’s ex is Death.
Jennifer Kale: That also makes sense.



Agatha Harkness: [to Jennifer] Your last name is a vegetable. Worst kind. It’s like swallowing a doily.



Billy Maximoff: Agatha, am I killing this boy so my brother can live?
Agatha Harkness: No, Billy. Sometimes, boys die.


Agatha All Along Quotes

Rio Vidal: You’re calling me “evil”? I am the natural order of all things, baby. And you love me.



Agatha Harkness: [as she gives birth to Nicholas] I spoke no spell. I said no incantation. You were made from scratch.



Billy Maximoff: I saw you die.
Agatha Harkness: Yeah. And now, I’m a ghost. Can you dig it?



Agatha Harkness: [to Billy] The song doesn’t mean anything. It never did. The Road wasn’t real until you made it real.



Billy Maximoff: I killed them. My mind killed them.
Agatha Harkness: Don’t give yourself too much credit. If you actually do the math on it, you saved a life.



Agatha Harkness: We could make a good team. You and me.
Billy Maximoff: Coven two?
Agatha Harkness: I do tend to kill my Coven members.
Billy Maximoff: So do I.



Agatha Harkness: One door closes…
Billy Maximoff: And another opens.
Agatha Harkness: Let’s go find Tommy.



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Netflix’s Bridgerton Best Quotes (Seasons 1-3)

May 6, 2024 by MovieQuotesandMore.com

Netflix's Bridgerton Quotes


Our list of best quotes from Netflix’s titillating and sumptuous period romantic drama, Bridgerton, inspired by Julia Quinn’s novels, created by Chris Van Dusen and produced by Shonda Rhimes. The story is set during the Regency era in England and centers on the close-knit siblings of the powerful Bridgerton family as they attempt to find love. You can get a copy of the book here!

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Daphne Bridgerton: You have no idea what it is to be a woman, what it might feel like to have one’s entire life reduced to a single moment. This is all I have been raised for. This is all I am. I have no other value. If I am unable to find a husband, I shall be worthless.



Lady Whistledown: It is only the Queen’s eye that matters today. A glimmer of displeasure, and a young lady’s value plummets to unthinkable depths.



Lady Whistledown: It has been said that, “Of all b**ches dead or alive, a scribbling woman is the most canine.” If that should be true, then this author would like to show you her teeth. My name is Lady Whistledown. You do not know me, and rest assured, you never shall. But be forewarned, dear reader, I certainly know you.



Francesca Bridgerton: [referring to Simon] He does have a presence about him.
Eloise Bridgerton: If rakish dukes were one’s thing.



Daphne Bridgerton: You presume Lady Whistledown…
Simon Basset: I presume she’ll deem us to be what we are. Me, unavailable. You, desirable.



Simon Basset: If this is to work, we must appear madly in love.
Daphne Bridgerton: It is an absurd plan.
Simon Basset: I find it quite brilliant. Provided you do not wish to marry me, and I do not wish to marry you. Whatever should you have to lose?


Eloise Bridgerton: So Daphne may be in love. Does she think it an accomplishment? What exactly has she accomplished then? She certainly did not build that man, or bake him. He simply showed up. Now he straggles about.



Lady Whistledown: There will forever be just two words that come to this author’s mind the morning after any good party, “shock” and “delight”. Well, dear reader, the scandalous counts from last night’s soiree at Vauxhall are quite shocking, and delightful indeed.



Simon Basset: I have no interest in causing a scandal, Miss Bridgerton.
Daphne Bridgerton: I should imagine with you it comes naturally.



Eloise Bridgerton: Having a nice face and pleasant hair is not an accomplishment.



Simon Basset: Should I not be courting your sister?
Lord Anthony Bridgerton: No. And I can think of dozens of reasons why. Starting with, “She is my sister,” and ending with, “She is already engaged to be married.” And then perhaps, circling back to, “She is my sister.”



Penelope Featherington: [referring to Marina’s pregnancy] Your condition? Marina, may I ask? How did it happen?
Marina Thompson: Cake.



Eloise Bridgerton: Suppose I want a different life, Benedict. That I truly believe I am quite capable of something more. Even when I am not allowed to have anything else.


Eloise Bridgerton: It must be so very difficult to want something and not be able to get it.



Lady Violet Bridgerton: You must simply marry the man who feels like your dearest friend.



Daphne Bridgerton: [referring to the painting]  It is very beautiful. It reminds me of waking up in the country. First thing in the morning, when I am all alone, and I have not yet spoken to a soul. I look outside the window, and it is serene. As if I could be the only person left in the world, and yet, somehow I am not lonely. I am comforted, at peace. The others are certainly very grand and impressive. But this one, this one is intimate.



Portia Featherington: Many men make declarations of love when they want to make love. But rare is the man whose love remains true when the consequences of lovemaking are brought to his attention.



Simon Basset: What happens between a husband and a wife, well, it is a natural continuation of what happens at night.



Simon Basset: [to Daphne] When you are alone, you can touch yourself, anywhere on your body, anywhere that gives you pleasure. But especially between your legs. And when you find a feeling you particularly enjoy, you can carry on with that, until the feeling grows, and eventually you reach a pinnacle, a release. And that should help you. Come.



Eloise Bridgerton: [to Benedict] Whistledown is a woman, therefore she has nothing. And still she writes. You’re a man, therefore you have everything. You are able to do whatever you want. So do it. Be bold. At least that way I can live vicariously through you.



Simon Basset: We were never friends. I do not believe there could be a more ridiculous notion than that of us ever being friends. A young lady, barely out of her leading strings. You were a convenience. A diversion. A pretty one at that, but nothing more. Now that I’ve concluded my business in town, I shall be moving on. I suggest you do the same. You will be very happy with your prince, Miss Bridgerton.


Lady Danbury: [to Simon] You allowed that young lady to slip through your fingers as if it were nothing.



Eloise Bridgerton: Lady Whistledown. She is up in the sky. A brilliant woman of business who fools the entire ton, whilst pocketing their money. Imagine the life she must lead. Independence. You could be assured she is not stuck simpering on the edge of a ballroom every night, praying a man might take a fancy and leg-shackle her into marriage.



Lady Danbury: [to Simon] I understand that you believe such subjects as love and devotion, affection and attachment, you find it all trite and frivolous. But have you any idea those very things are precisely what have allowed a new day to begin to dawn in this society? Look at our queen. Look at our king. Look at their marriage. Look at everything it is doing for us, allowing us to become. We were two separate societies, divided by color, until a king fell in love with one of us.



Lady Danbury: Love, Your Grace, conquers all.
Simon Basset: I believe that remains to be seen. The king may have chosen his queen. He may have elevated us from novelties in their eyes to now dukes and royalty, and at that same whim, he may just as easily change his mind. A mind, as we all know, that is hanging on by one very loose and tenuous thread. So, no, I am sorry, Lady Danbury, we are in disagreement here. Love changes nothing.



Daphne Bridgerton: [as Simon refuses to marry her after being caught kissing]  I do not understand. You would rather die than marry me?



Lady Violet Bridgerton: Champagne! It sounds like “sham” and “pain”. It is quite amusing really.



Simon Basset: [after Daphne stops the duel] Daphne, you must know, if we were to wed, I can never give you children. It is your dream to be a mother, is it not? To have a household full of love and laughter, like the one you have known all your life? You deserve nothing less. You deserve everything your heart desires. But I cannot provide it for you. Nor could I ever ask such a sacrifice.


Queen Charlotte: You are wise, or perhaps unusually lucky to understand friendship to be the best possible foundation a marriage can have. Even if that foundation should crumble as quickly as it was built.



Hyacinth Bridgerton: [to Daphne] How does it feel, Sister, to be in love?
Eloise Bridgerton: Imagine leaping off a cliff and shattering on the ground. A fair analogy?



Simon Basset: It was not love at first sight, for either of us. There was attraction, certainly. At least on my part. But Miss Bridgerton thought me presumptuous, arrogant, insincere. All fair, really. And I thought her a prim young lady barely out of leading strings. Not to mention the sister of my best friend, and so romance was entirely out of the question for both of us. But in so removing it, we found something far greater. We found friendship.



Simon Basset: To meet a beautiful woman is one thing. But to meet your best friend in the most beautiful of women is something entirely apart. And it is with my sincerest apologies, I must say it took the prince coming along for me to realize I did not want Miss Bridgerton to only be my friend. I wanted her to be my wife. I want her to be my wife. And so I plead with you, not to make us wait.



Simon Basset: I cannot stop thinking of you. From the mornings you ease, to the evenings you quiet, to the dreams you inhabit. My thoughts of you never end. I am yours, Daphne. I have always been yours.



Daphne Bridgerton: Why do you think I went into that garden? If you would have only looked at me this week for longer than two seconds, you would have seen. It is you I cannot sacrifice. I burn for you.


Lady Whistledown: All is fair in love and war. But some battles leave no victor, only a trail of broken hearts that makes us wonder if the price we pay is ever worth the fight.



Simon Basset: Tell me what you want.
Daphne Bridgerton: I want you.



Simon Basset: I told you I cannot give you children!
Daphne Bridgerton: “Cannot” and “will not” are two entirely different things! You chose this for yourself. You chose to lie to me.



Simon Basset: I never asked for your pity.
Daphne Bridgerton: And I never asked for your betrayal!



Daphne Bridgerton: [to Simon] You love me? No, you most certainly do not. You do not know the meaning of the word. You do not lie to the one you love. You do not trick the one you love. You do not humiliate the one you love. I may not know much, as you have made abundantly clear, but I do know one thing. I know that is not love!



Lady Whistledown: The ones we love have the power to inflict the greatest scars. For what thing is more fragile than the human heart?



Lady Whistledown: Desperate times may call for desperate measures, but I would wager many will think her actions beyond the pale. Perhaps she thought it her only option, or perhaps she knows no shame. But I ask you, can the ends ever justify such wretched means?


Lady Whistledown: Is anything more exhilarating than taking a gamble? For it is often the highest risk that carries the greatest reward. Yet, wager wrongly, and you might find yourself left with nothing but regret.



Daphne Bridgerton: [to Violet] You sent me out into the world no better than a fool. You taught me how to play pretend, but nothing of the realities of married life, of marital relations.



Henry Granville: It takes courage to live outside the traditional expectations of society.


Daphne Bridgerton: Just because something is not perfect, does not make it any less worthy of love.



Lady Violet Bridgerton: However difficult forgiving someone may be, it is necessary to move forward.



Lady Whistledown: Of all that I have imparted to you, dear reader, there is but one bit of wisdom you must heed most. One can never know the truth of a marriage hiding behind closed doors.



Lady Whistledown: And yet, to those who may still find themselves out of both choices and hope, fear not. For who knows when and where one’s fortunes may change?



Eloise Bridgerton: Sister, I suppose I should thank you.
Daphne Bridgerton: Whatever for?
Eloise Bridgerton: For being so perfect, so I do not have to be.



Lady Danbury: Pride, Your Grace, it will cost you everything and leave you with nothing.



Daphne Bridgerton: Is it different for them, men, to know whether they are in love? Everything else seems different to them.



Lady Violet Bridgerton: We chose to love each other every single day. It is a choice, dearest. One that is never too late to make.



Daphne Bridgerton: I am tired of pretending. And I cannot continue acting as if I do not love you. Because I do. I love all of you. Even the parts that you believe are too dark and too shameful. Every scar. Every flaw. Every imperfection. I love you. You may think you are too damaged and too broken to ever allow yourself to be happy, but you can choose differently, Simon. You can choose to love me as much as I love you. That should not be up to anyone else. That cannot be up to anyone else. It can only be up to you.



Simon Basset: I do not want to be alone. I know that now. But what I do not know is how to be the man you need me to be, the man you truly deserve. I do not know how to do this.



Daphne Bridgerton: You stay. You stay, and we get through this, together. If you do this, if we do this, then…
Simon Basset: Then nothing else will matter.



Lady Whistledown: [as we see Penelope is Lady Whistledown] And yet, there is no ending in sight for this author, who recently became aware of a scheme to unmask her, by one worthy opponent, indeed. Perhaps I will come forward one day. Though, you must know, dear reader, the decision shall be left entirely up to me. Yours truly, Lady Whistledown.



Daphne Bridgerton: [as Simon takes their baby in his arm] We must think of a name.
Simon Basset: Whatever it is, I believe it must begin with the letter A. We do have family traditions, do we not?
Lady Violet Bridgerton: We certainly do, Your Grace.



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The Acolyte Best Quotes (TV Series Disney+)

March 19, 2024 by MovieQuotesandMore.com

The Acolyte Quotes (TV Series Disney+)


Our list of the best quotes from Disney+ mystery sci-fi thriller television series created by Leslye Headland. Part of the Star Wars franchise, The Acolyte is set within the final days of the High Republic era in a galaxy of shadowy secrets and emerging dark side powers and follows a former Padawan, Mae (Amandla Stenberg), who reunites with her Jedi Master to investigate a series of crimes, but the forces they confront are more sinister than they ever anticipated.

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Attachments to those we have lost are the most difficult to let go. - Yord Fandar (The Acolyte Quotes TV Series Disney+)

Yord Fandar: Attachments to those we have lost are the most difficult to let go.



Indara: Jedi do not attack the unarmed.



Mae: I’m here to kill you.
Indara: You do not want to go down this road. This is a fight that you will not win.



Mae: A Jedi doesn’t pull her weapon unless prepared to kill.



Osha: Leaving the Jedi was the hardest thing that I’ve ever done, but it was my decision. No one else’s. You really think I’m capable of betraying the Order, overpowering a Jedi Master, and murdering her?



Master Sol: Close your eyes. Your eyes can deceive you. We must not trust them. Connect to the Force. Have faith. Think of diving into a great ocean. Give yourselves over to its weight, its stillness, its uncertainty. And tell me what comes into your mind.
Youngling: Balance.



Master Sol: The Force is powerful. Like fire or the ocean. It is a power we must respect.



Convict: So you’d rather leave your fate to the Jedi.
Osha: Yes, I have faith in the Jedi.


Our memories are lessons. "If we don't meditate on the past..." - Master Sol (The Acolyte Quotes TV Series Disney+)

Master Sol: Our memories are lessons. “If we don’t meditate on the past…”
Jecki Lon: “We’re doomed to repeat it.”



Little Mae: “You’re with me. I’m with you. Always one, but born as two. As above sits the stars. And below lies the sea. I give you you.”
Osha: “And you give me me.”



Mysterious Master: The Jedi live in a dream. A dream they believe everyone shares. If you attack a Jedi with a weapon, you will fail. Steel or laser are no threat to them. But an Acolyte? An Acolyte kills without a weapon. An Acolyte kills the dream.



Master Sol: Don’t let fear affect your judgment.



Qimir: Everyone has a weakness.



Mae: I’m running out of time.
Qimir: You’re running out of Jedi. And if you think a sleeping monk is tough, good luck defeating a Wookiee.



Qimir: The Jedi justify their galactic dominance in the name of peace. And peace…
Mae: Is a lie. I know.



Osha: That was a lesson you tried to teach me, many times. To accept what I’d lost. And I wasn’t a very good student.
Master Sol: Perhaps I wasn’t a very good teacher.



Mae: You thought this life would give you the peace you seek. But your past still haunts you.



Yord Fandar: I have a bad feeling about this.



Master Sol: I didn’t know you are still so angry.
Osha: She killed my family. She destroyed my life.
Master Sol: This is grief. Let it go.



Osha: I deserve justice.
Master Sol: You want revenge. Look what revenge has done to your sister. I couldn’t save her when you were children. Let me try now.



Master Sol: [to Mae] I see your Master has taken great pains to hide his identity. Even from you. You couldn’t tell me who he is, even if you wanted to.



Mother Aniseya: All living things are connected by the same Thread. A Thread woven through all of existence. Some call it a Force and claim to use it. But we know the Thread is not a power you wield. Pull the Thread. Change everything. It ties you to your destiny. It binds you to others.



Mother Aniseya: Ascension is about walking through fear. It is about sacrificing a part of yourself. The power of many instead of the power of one.



Koril: I did not bring the girls into this world so we could lose them to a bunch of deranged monks.



Little Mae: The Jedi are bad.
Little Osha: The Jedi are good.


This isn't about good or bad. This is about power and who is allowed to use it. - Mother Aniseya (The Acolyte Quotes TV Series Disney+)

Mother Aniseya: This isn’t about good or bad. This is about power and who is allowed to use it.



Mother Aniseya: Destiny is not decided for you by an anonymous Force. You get to make a choice, Osha. If you want to pull the Thread, then pull it.



Mother Aniseya: Fear should not make this decision, Osha. You should.
Little Osha: I want to be a Jedi, Mama. I do.


We're not defined by what we lose. - Jecki Lon (The Acolyte Quotes TV Series Disney+)

Jecki Lon: We’re not defined by what we lose. We’re defined by what we survive. You’ve survived a lot.



Qimir: [to Sol] I’ve accepted my darkness. What have you done with yours?


Qimir: Rules, rules, rules. If you never follow them, you never have to break them.



Qimir: What extraordinary beings we are. Even in the revelation of our triumph, you see the depth of our despair.


Heat of battle, it's justified, but a few hours later, it's vengeance. - Qimir (The Acolyte Quotes)

Qimir: Heat of battle, it’s justified, but a few hours later, it’s vengeance.



Qimir: [to Osha] Your anger betrays your thoughts.



Qimir: A special relationship, isn’t it? Master and pupil.



Qimir: Below the surface of consciousness are powerful emotions. Anger. Fear. Loss. Desire.
Osha: That’s the path to the dark side.
Qimir: Semantics.



Qimir: [to Osha] What you’re feeling right now, this anger, this pain, this is who you are. The Jedi saw it, and that’s why they threw you away.


When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free. - Qimir (The Acolyte Quotes)

Qimir: When you lose everything, that’s when you’re finally free.


I think when you really want something, it can cloud your mind. - Mae (The Acolyte Quotes)

Mae: I think when you really want something, it can cloud your mind. You see what you want to see.



Master Torbin: What’s a vergence?
Master Indara: A concentration of Force energy centered around a location.
Master Sol: A vergence could create life like what we see on this planet. It’s a power that should be studied. Protected. Nothing could be more important to the Jedi.



Little Mae: Mama said, “Everyone must walk through fear. Everyone must be sacrificed to fulfill their destiny.”



Senator Rayencourt: I think the Jedi are a massive system of unchecked power, posing as a religion, a delusional cult that claims to control the uncontrollable.
Vernestra Rwoh: We don’t control the Force.
Senator Rayencourt: Not the Force. Your emotions.



Senator Rayencourt: [referring to the Jedi] You project an image of goodness and restraint, but it’s only a matter of time before one of you snaps. And when, not “if”, that happens, who will be strong enough to stop him?



Senator Rayencourt: When you’re looking up to heroes, you don’t have to face what’s right in front of you.



Qimir: [referring to Sol] Feel your anger. This is the source of your pain. Strike him down and your journey will be complete.



Master Sol: You are not twins. You and Osha are the same person.



Osha: I can’t lose you again.
Mae: You’re not. You’re going to do what you were meant to do. But I won’t stop you this time.


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Fallout Best Quotes (TV Series)

December 2, 2023 by MovieQuotesandMore.com

Fallout TV Series Quotes

Our list of the best quotes from Amazon Prime Video post-apocalyptic drama television show developed by Lisa Joy and Jonathan Nolan, based on the video game franchise of the same name. Fallout is the story of haves and have-nots in a world in which there’s almost nothing left to have. 200 years after the apocalypse, the gentle denizens of luxury fallout shelters are forced to return to the irradiated hellscape their ancestors left behind, and are shocked to discover an incredibly complex, gleefully weird, and highly violent universe waiting for them. See more about Fallout on Amazon.

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Weather Newscaster: I can’t do the weather if I don’t even know if there’s going to be a next week.


 

Cooper Howard: Well, back when I was in the Marines, they taught us that if they ever drop a really big bomb, told us to hold up your thumb just like this. And if the cloud is smaller than your thumb, well, you run for the hills.
Janey Howard: And if it’s bigger than your thumb?
Cooper Howard: They told us not to bother running.


 

Lucy MacLean: My reproductive organs are intact, my hygiene well-maintained, and yet I have been unable to find a suitable marriage partner. At least, one I’m not related to. And we have rules about that for a reason.


 

Lucy MacLean: Messing around with your cousin, it’s all well and good for kids. But it’s not a sustainable, long-term sexual practice, you know?


 

Overseer Hank MacLean: After two hundred years, we don’t know much about what’s up there. Desperation, violence, lawlessness. These survivors will need to be shown a better way.


 

Monty: [to Lucy, as he’s about to attack her] Just so you know, this was the best day of my life.


 

Lee Moldaver: [to Hank] Everyone knows who I am. But do they know who they are? They are the product of one of life’s tricky little choices.


 

Overseer Hank MacLean: [to Lucy] You are my world.


 

Lee Moldaver: [to the vault dwellers] Maybe you should do what you do best. Run and hide.


 

Dane: Flesh is weak, but steel endures.


 

Norm MacLean: They don’t want to find Dad. If they did, they wouldn’t get to be in charge.


 

Chet: [to Lucy] What you’re doing is insane. You don’t even know which way to go. It isn’t like the vault out there. It’s big.


 

Elder Cleric Quintus: Violence is merely a tool. We use it to bring order to the Wasteland, but violence against a Brother of Steel is a sign of weakness. But are you?  Weak?
Maximus: I don’t want to be.


 

The Ghoul: Well, well, well. Why, is this an Amish production of The Count of Monte Cristo, or just the weirdest circle jerk I’ve ever been invited to?


 

The Ghoul: Whenever somebody says they’re doing one last job, that usually means their heart’s not in it. Probably never was. But for me, well, I do this s**t for the love of the game.


 

The Ghoul: You right, friend, about one thing. This right here was your last job. My paycheck wasn’t quite what you expected, but, well, you know what they say. Us cowpokes, we take it as it comes.


 

Wilzig: Before the war, people joked about cockroaches surviving a nuclear blast. But they didn’t merely survive. They improved.


 

Wilzig: You need to go home, miss. Vault dwellers are an endangered species here. You come from a world of rules, of laws. This place is indifferent to all of that. I do not think you would be willing to do what it takes to survive up here.
Lucy MacLean: I’m not going back without my dad.

There's what people say they did and what they really did. - The Ghoul (Fallout Amazon TV Series Quotes)'There's what people say they did and what they really did.' - The Ghoul (Fallout) Share on X

 

Ma June: You’re an actual vault dweller.
Lucy MacLean: I am.
Ma June: I thought all you sardine-f***ing dips**ts were dead.


 

Ma June: [to Lucy] And I’m telling you you’re going to go through a whole lot worse if you stay around here. Trust me. I can tell by looking at you. Clean hair. Nice teeth. And all ten fingers. Must be nice.


 

Lucy MacLean: Well, you see, the idea is that we’re going to save America.
Ma June: Ah! And when exactly were you planning on saving America? The vaults were nothing more than a hole in the ground for rich folks to hide in while the rest of the world burned.


 

Ma June: You know what folks up here say about the vaults?
Lucy MacLean: What?
Ma June: F*** the vaults.


 

Wilzig: [to Lucy] You’ve been brought up in a meritocracy, where people pride themselves on doing the right thing. I think I know enough to know you need to go home.


 

The Ghoul: Well, I’d offer you one of these cherry tomatoes, but you got a hole in your neck.


 

The Ghoul: Well, now that is a very small drop in a very, very large bucket of drugs.


 

Wilzig: You can change the future if you can bring me to Moldaver.
Lucy MacLean: But how am I going to bring you if you’re…
Wilzig: No. Not my whole body. Just my head.


 

Wilzig: [to Lucy] You are a vault dweller. But if you’re going to survive up here, you need to start acting like a surface dweller.

Everyone wants to save the world. They just disagree on how. - Maximus (Fallout Amazon TV Series Quotes)'Everyone wants to save the world. They just disagree on how.' - Maximus (Fallout) Share on X

 

The Ghoul: Torturing a person don’t do s**t.
Lucy MacLean: Then why are you doing this?
The Ghoul: Well, I ain’t torturing you, sweetheart. I’m using you as bait.


 

Lucy MacLean: The golden rule. “Do unto others as you would have done unto you.”


 

The Ghoul: The Wasteland’s got its own golden rule. Thou shalt get sidetracked by bulls**t every goddamn time.


 

Thaddeus: It just occurred to me. We’re definitely picking up an abomination of some kind or another. Just not sure, I’m not sure we’re tracking the right abomination.

 

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The Ghoul: Well, Lucy MacLean, it ain’t all canned peaches and marmalade left up here, sweetheart. Sometimes a fella’s got to eat a fella.


 

The Ghoul: Well, one good question deserves another.


 

Lucy MacLean: What are you?
The Ghoul: Oh, I’m you, sweetie. You just give it a little time.


 

Lucy MacLean: What the fudge?
Snip Snip: Fudge? There’s no fudge here.


 

Lucy MacLean: Listen, a big fish ate my head, and I need my head to get back to my dad.


 

Lucy MacLean: And I thought I was here to be a s** s***e.
Snip Snip: What?! No! What a disgusting idea. I’m simply going to harvest your organs.


 

Lucy MacLean: Do as I say, and Snip Snip doesn’t get hurt.
Huey: It’s a f***ing robot.
Squirrel: Yeah, you might as well be holding an air conditioner hostage.


 

Lucy MacLean: [to the Ghoul] I may end up looking like you, but I’ll never be like you. Golden Rule, m*****f***er.


 

Lucy MacLean: [to Maximus] I really want to believe you, but practically every person I’ve met up here has tried to kill me, so.


 

Lucy MacLean: I’m from a place where the worst someone can do to you is forget to say thank you.


 

Lucy MacLean: Look, I come from a place where the world is what you make of it. Okay? It’s not like up here. We’re naive down there.


 

Lucy MacLean: So like Earth is round, Earth is flat. Where are you guys on that these days?


 

Lucy MacLean: [to Maximus] So, you guys use prewar technology, to find and collect prewar technology, to make sure no one has prewar technology?

 

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Sebastian Leslie: [to Cooper] Hollywood is the past. Forget Hollywood. The future, my friend, is products. You’re a product. I’m a product. The end of the world is a product. And for those of us who can successfully embrace that, I’d say the future is golden.


 

Birdie: Nothing wrong with a little bit of comfort.


 

Maximus: When you say “hot shower”, what does that mean, exactly?


 

Sorrel Booker: [to the Ghoul] Look at you. Two hundred years. I don’t know what keeps you going. Maybe you just like the feeling of that good old California sunshine on your wrinkly-a** face. Or maybe you’re still looking for her.


 

The Ghoul: [to Sorrel] I sure as hell ain’t still alive so that I can have unintelligent conversations with dips**ts like yourself.


 

The Ghoul: Well, when it comes to leadership these days, dangerous is what they call a prerequisite.


 

Lucy MacLean: We need to leave. Right now. These people are insane.
Maximus: Yeah, they’re like you. A little weird, but nice.


 

Lucy MacLean: You people are crazy! Your entire culture is insane!
Birdie: I’m sure if we came to your home, we would say the same thing.

This is America. Everybody has a sponsor. - Cooper Howard (Fallout Amazon TV Series Quotes)
'This is America. Everybody has a sponsor.' - Cooper Howard (Fallout) Share on X

 

Lee Moldaver: When you think of the promise of the American Dream, you think of California. But it is just a dream. It’s not real.


 

Lee Moldaver: We were told America’s always getting better, it’s always moving toward a better future. But the future is getting closer, and we can see it. Their “better future” is a cliff’s edge. And it’s coming up fast, isn’t it?


 

Lee Moldaver: There’s a lot of money in selling the end of the world.
Cooper Howard: Well, I’m sure there’s a lot of money in selling a political ideology that ends in breadlines.


 

Cooper Howard: [to Moldaver] So, what are you, a millionaire communist?


 

Cooper Howard: I got a little showbiz secret for you. A good bad guy doesn’t see themselves as the bad guy.


 

Birdie: [to Lucy] Your ignorance cannot excuse your cruelty.


 

Birdie: It doesn’t matter where you come from or what you believe. You deserve safety. Unless you threaten that peace.


 

Lucy MacLean: If my dad found out that I destroyed an entire community to save him, that’d break his heart.


 

Lucy MacLean: I don’t have the best luck when it comes to strangers.


 

Norm MacLean: You’re a coward. You know that, Chet?
Chet: We all are, Norm. That’s why we live in a vault.


 

Bud Askins: What is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction? Time.


 

Bud Askins: Time is the apex predator. And in the event of an incident, time is the weapon with which we will defeat all of our enemies. That is how we will win the great game of capitalism. Not by outfighting anyone, but by outliving them.


 

Brain-on-a-Roomba: The future of humanity comes down to one word, management.


 

Robert House (RobCo): There’s a lot of earning potential with the end of the world.


 

Overseer Hank MacLean: I did what was necessary to save our people.


 

Overseer Hank MacLean: You’ve seen what it’s like up here. Everyone equally afraid, equally miserable. Forced to do horrible things in order to survive. Lucy, I had to make a choice. Between their violent world and our peaceful one. And I believe, Lucy, I know I made the right choice.


 

Overseer Hank MacLean: If the problem with the world is factions endlessly fighting, endlessly at war, then what is the solution but to get rid of the factions? To make the world us, only ours to shape.


 

Overseer Hank MacLean: I’m your father, Lucy. You came all this way for me. You’re not going to hurt me.


 

The Ghoul: [referring to Hank] Hell, this kid used to pick up my wife’s dry cleaning. Now, I’ve waited over two hundred years to ask somebody one question. Where’s my f***ing family?

War never changes. - The Ghoul (Fallout Amazon TV Series Quotes)'War never changes. You look out at this Wasteland, looks like chaos. But there's always somebody behind the wheel.' - The Ghoul (Fallout) Share on X

 

The Ghoul: Well, it’s easier to track a stuck pig than to ask it where it’s off to.


 

The Ghoul: [to Lucy] You want to know how I know your daddy, don’t you? Let’s just say that everything about your whole little world was decided over two hundred years ago. Now, you can stay here with him, but when his tin can soldier friends take this place, and they going to take this place, they will kill you and everybody here. Or you could come meet your makers. You coming?


 

Lucy MacLean: [to the unconscious Maximus] I’ll find you. Okey-dokey.


 

Lee Moldaver: [to Maximus, before she dies] What do you suppose your Brotherhood would do with infinite power? Maybe you can stop them. Maybe you can’t. Maybe all you can do is try.

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