Starring: Jason Bateman, Olivia Munn, T. J. Miller, Jennifer Aniston, Jillian Bell, Courtney B. Vance, Kate McKinnon, Jamie Chung, Rob Corddry, Abbey Lee, Karan Soni, Matt Walsh


Story: Comedy directed by Josh Gordon and Will Speck, the story centers on CEO, Carol (Jennifer Aniston) who tries to close her hard-partying brother’s branch, so he and his Chief Technical Officer rally their co-workers and host an epic office Christmas party in an effort to impress a potential client and close a sale that will save their jobs, but the party gets way out of hand.

Verdict: This is certainly not a movie that offers anything different from every other movie of this type. It’s for the most part a funny, entertaining film and the ensemble cast deliver as expected. If you like this type of comedy then you’re not going to be disappointed.



Best Quotes    (Total Quotes: 26)


[seeing Carol enter the building who notices the Christmas decorations]
Security Guard: Ooh, somebody’s getting fired.
Clay Vanstone: Oh, no. it’s my sister.


Josh Parker: [voiceover] It’s Christmas, we should celebrate they say, just a little get together for the employees. Have a few drinks, blow off a little steam, nothing crazy.


Mary: Hi, Meghan. I thought I had been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned.
Jeremy: Are you body shaming her right now?
Josh Parker: Jeremy, come on.
Mary: It’s winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable.


Josh Parker: Hey, Allison. Is Clay in there?
[Josh comes over to Allison who is talking on her phone]
Allison: You fucking motherfucker! If I hear you let your stripper girlfriend put my children on her motorcycle one more time, I will Gone Girl you so hard.
[to Josh]
Allison: Hey, Josh. You can go ahead.
Josh Parker: I’m just going to go in.


Carol Vanstone: You’re having a Christmas party, tonight?
Mary: Oh, it’s not a Christmas party. It’s a non-denominational holiday mixer. More inclusive.
Carol Vanstone: Well whatever you call it, it’s not happening.
Clay Vanstone: Alright, it’s cancelled.
[he looks at Mary and mouths “it’s happening”]
Carol Vanstone: Hey, idiot, I’m looking right at you.
Clay Vanstone: Okay, we’re not doing it.
[looking at the others]
Clay Vanstone: We’ll still do it.


Mary: This is a sample cheeseboard for our holiday mixer tonight.
Carol Vanstone: I’m sorry, you’re having a Christmas party tonight? It’s not happening.
Clay Vanstone: All right, it’s cancelled.
[he winks and mouths “it’s not” to Mary]
Carol Vanstone: Hey, idiot, I’m looking right at you.
Clay Vanstone: I’m telling you the thing is not happening at all.
[he looks at Mary and mouths “it’s happening”]
Carol Vanstone: I’m not messing with you. Hey! Stop doing that, all right!


Carol Vanstone: This branch is failing, I’m shutting you down.
Josh Parker: You got to give us a little bit of time to turn this around.
Carol Vanstone: Alright. If by some miracle you can close Walter Davis and his fourteen million dollar account, your jobs are safe.
Clay Vanstone: Done! You’ll see, you’re going to look so stupid.
Carol Vanstone: Then we’ll finally have something in common.
Clay Vanstone: Goddammit, she’s so mean!


Clay Vanstone: Hey, God. I know I haven’t asked for a lot in this life. Granted, I was born rich, and white, and a man, and straight. Well, except for that one time in Vegas, but that was Vegas.


Clay Vanstone: Guys, what if we show him the greatest time of his life at our Christmas party tonight? This is how we save everybody’s job.
Tracey Hughes: It’s not the worst idea.


Tim: [to Nate] Hey, so, are you going to be inviting your fake girlfriend to the holiday party later? I mean I just want to make sure you have time to inflate her.


Clay Vanstone: Walter, do you party?
Walter Davis: I used to.


[to Clay; reading a text message]
Mary: It’s “F-word, Christmas, B-word. Let’s get mother F-word drunk. Walter.”


[to the office party goers; makes an announcement on the microphone]
Mary: Tonight the decision you make will have consequences that will haunt you for the rest of your professional lives.


Mary: I’ve got doughnuts. I’ve got jelly and sprinkles, but not cronuts because they’re a bastard pastry.


[to the office party goers; makes an announcement on the microphone]
Mary: If you are going to have intercourse tonight please do not do it on company property. Go into the right A parking lot.
DJ: We’re talking right A baby making all night!


[a guy dressed in a Jesus outfit]
Party Goer: It’s my birthday.
Josh Parker: Ah, really committing. That’s nice.


Clay Vanstone: This party has to rock.


Josh Parker: Did you rent a live baby?
Clay Vanstone: What? It’s cheaper than you think.


[to Clay, who’s dressed in a Sana suit]
Trina: Hey, Santa, want to party?


[sending a text]
Meghan: “Greatest party ever. Hashtag, open bar.”
Kelsey: Who are you sending that too?
Meghan: Everyone in Chicago.


Carol Vanstone: I’m CEO of Genotek, please just drive.
Uber Driver: I just dropped off four people there at that party tonight. They gave me three stars like a bunch of bitches.
Carol Vanstone: What did you just say?
Uber Driver: I said they were a bunch of bitches!


Trina: [to Clay] Pull over or I will shoot you penis in the face!


Walter Davis: I love this company!
Carol Vanstone: What did you guys do to him?
Walter Davis: I feel alive!
[he swings on some lights towards the dance floor but instead crashes hard into an office cabinet]
Josh Parker: I think he meant to swing there.


[referring to the reindeers in the elevator]
Tracey Hughes: Where did you get these?
Clay Vanstone: It’d be better if I didn’t say.


[Carol is pinning down a large man in a wrestler’s grip]
Josh Parker: You do not want to die at the hands of Lulu Lemon here. It’ll be really embarrassing for you, you’re a large guy and she’s made of nothing but salad and smartwater.
[the man taps Carol on the arm to let him go]
Carol Vanstone: No, no tap outs.


Josh Parker: Merry Christmas, Jeremy.
[we see Jeremy outside the office building, standing with his pants down and urinating in some flowers]
Jeremy: Great night, huh?

Total Quotes: 26




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