Marilyn Thornhill: To tell you the truth, I’ve never really fit in anywhere. Too odd for the normies, not odd enough for the outcasts.
Wednesday Addams: I act as if I don’t care if people dislike me. Deep down, I secretly enjoy it.
Marilyn Thornhill: The ability to not let others define you. It’s a gift.
Wednesday Addams: [to Bianca] For the record, I don’t believe I’m better than everyone else. Just that I’m better than you.
Principal Larissa Weems: It’s good to see you fitting in. Just like your mother.
Wednesday Addams: My mother and I are two different people, slash, species, slash, everything.
Wednesday Addams: Let’s assess, shall we? Bag over my head for optimal disorientation, wrists tied tight enough to cut off circulation, and no idea if I’m going to live or die. It’s definitely my kind of party.
Wednesday Addams: It’s amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad name.
Wednesday Addams: There were so many threads to my investigation, I could weave a burial shroud.
Principal Larissa Weems: I’m sure it won’t be too challenging to play an uplifting Fleetwood Mac melody.
Wednesday Addams: As long as you promise to hang me as a witch afterwards.
Eugene Otinger: “Ye Olde Fudgery?”
Wednesday Addams: More like ye olde diabetes in a box.
Wednesday Addams: [in German, to the tourists] Enjoy your “authentic” pilgrim fudge made with cacao beans procured by the oppressed indigenous people of the Amazon. All proceeds go to uphold this pathetic whitewashing of American history. Also, fudge wasn’t invented for another two hundred and fifty-eight years. Any takers?
Wednesday Addams: [to Eugene] You remind me of my brother, sans the desire to strangle him every waking moment.
Wednesday Addams: My grandmother once told me secrets are like zombies, they never truly die.
Wednesday Addams: I don’t know who Etsy is, but I doubt she was an outcast settler.
Tyler Galpin: You’re really becoming obsessed with this whole monster in the woods thing.
Wednesday Addams: Would you rather I develop an obsession with horses and boy bands?
Wednesday Addams: Use the words “little” and “girl” to address me again and I can’t guarantee your safety.
Wednesday Addams: I would rather dye my hair pink than ask my mother for advice.
Wednesday Addams: My visions are about as predictable as shark attacks.
Wednesday Addams: I don’t believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge. I usually serve it warm with a side of pain.
Wednesday Addams: Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.