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Jupiter’s Legacy Quotes on Netflix

April 7, 2021 by MovieQuotesandMore.com

Our list of the best quotes from Netflix’s superhero series created by Steven S. DeKnight, based on the comic book series of the same by Mark Millar and Frank Quitely. Jupiter’s Legacy follows the first generation of superheroes, led by Sheldon Sampson (Josh Duhamel), who have kept the world safe for nearly a century. Now their children must live up to their legacy.

1. By Dawn’s Early Light'Service, compassion, mercy, those are the words we live by. That is our Code, and it's the most important thing in the world.' - Sheldon Sampson (Jupiter's Legacy) Share on X

 

Sheldon Sampson: You used your powers, Chloe.
Young Chloe: He was the bad guy. We’re supposed to get the bad guy.
Sheldon Sampson: We have these powers for a reason. And with great power comes…
Young Chloe: Great responsibility.
Sheldon Sampson: No. Well, yeah.


 

Sheldon Sampson: Look, you have to care. You have to care about people. You have to care about everything. You have to know that… Look, it’s easier to hurt people, to get angry, to even kill people.


 

Sheldon Sampson: The bad guys are people too. So what do we do? We stop them, and we lock them up. But we do not let our anger get the best of us. Service, compassion, mercy, those are the words we live by. That is our Code, and it’s the most important thing in the world.

 

'All your life, you try to build something. Try to build it bigger, better, faster. Build a legacy. Then, one day, it turns out you've been building your own box, and you're the one inside of it.' - (Jupiter's Legacy) Share on X

 

Robber: Yoh, Blondie, get the hell out of the street. We’re robbing this b**ch.
Iron Orchid: No. I’m robbing this b**ch.


 

Iron Orchid: [to Brandon] Trust me on this one, kid. Just fly away. Last thing you need is to be trending on social media after I whoop your a**. Not a good look. Oh, and what would daddy think?


 

Sheldon Sampson: [referring to his phone lock] How do you know my code?
Grace Sampson: We’ve been married for sixty years. You don’t get to have secrets.
Sheldon Sampson: Oh, that’s disturbing.


 

Sheldon Sampson: [referring to Chloe] She needs to hear it, Grace.
Grace Sampson: Honey, she’s not going to hear it. Your heart is in the right place. It’s just not her place, you know? At least, not right now.


 

Sheldon Sampson: [referring to Brandon] Yeah, well, if he plans on taking this over someday, he’s got to do more than learn. He’s got to become.
Grace Sampson: Okay, relax, Yoda. You’re not going anywhere. He’s got time.
Sheldon Sampson: Time is not the problem.


 

Sheldon Sampson: [referring to Brandon] He’s way too emotional. He’s distracted. He’s not even close to being ready. Maybe he never will be.


 

Brandon Sampson: What was dad like when he was younger? Before he got his powers, I mean.
Walter Sampson: Shel, he was, you know, he didn’t have a care in the world. Nothing ever rattled the b****rd.


 

Chester Sampson: [flashback to 1929] Walt, we get it. You’re the glass half empty guy. Every company needs one of those to keep feet nailed to the ground. But sometimes you got to have faith. You’ve got to step off that ledge if you’re ever going to soar.


 

Chester Sampson: Walt, it’s not about the board, or the Fed, or Irving Fisher. It’s about people, Walt. It’s about family.


 

Grace Sampson: I mean, can my man cook, or can my man cook?
Brandon Sampson: Looks great, dad.
Sheldon Sampson: Come on. It’s Sunday dinner It’s not the Last Supper. Let’s lower our expectations.


 

Sheldon Sampson: Don’t you ever talk like that in my house.
Chloe Sampson: “My house, my rules, my Code.” I didn’t ask to be your daughter. And I sure as s**t didn’t ask for your gifts.
Sheldon Sampson: Those gifts are not for you, Chloe. Those gifts are meant for people who are less fortunate than you.
Chloe Sampson: Everyone’s more fortunate than me because they don’t have you as their dad.


 

Brandon Sampson: [referring to Sheldon] Why do you talk to him like that?
Chloe Sampson: Are you seriously sticking up for him? Oh. Of course you are. You are his perfect little shadow.


 

Chloe Sampson: He’s a myth. He’s a myth. Dad knows that he should have been there for us when we were younger but won’t admit it, because it’s not the ideal.
Brandon Sampson: Someone still has to stand for something.
Chloe Sampson: No one can live up to the great Utopian, Brandon. Not even dad.


 

Brandon Sampson: You know what? You’re just jealous that he picked me instead of you.
Chloe Sampson: I am not jealous, Brandon. I am sorry that you think you have to carry a hundred and twenty years of his bulls**t so daddy will love you again. You don’t.


 

Walter Sampson: [referring to Grace] She hasn’t changed since the day I met her.
Sheldon Sampson: Yeah, thank God some things stay the same.


 

Walter Sampson: [referring to Brandon] That boy idolizes you.
Sheldon Sampson: He’s stubborn and thick-headed.
Walter Sampson: Apple fell right next to you, didn’t it?
Sheldon Sampson: Yeah, I guess so.


 

Barry Bishop: I swear, your pop and the original members of the Union resent us because they had to go through the worst s**t imaginable to get their powers.
Brandon Sampson: I’ve heard this story a thousand times. I mean, you’re right. It’s not our fault we were born into this.
Barry Bishop: Yeah. Then why accept the punishment?


 

Barry Bishop: I’m just saying, look at everything you’ve missed out on trying to impress your dad. And what’s it gotten you? In the meantime, you’re not living your life. You’re definitely not enjoying the moment.


 

Chester Sampson: All your life, you try to build something. Try to build it bigger, better, faster. Build a legacy. Then, one day, it turns out you’ve been building your own box, and you’re the one inside of it. Everything ends up in a box, Shel.


 

Sheldon Sampson: [referring to George] You ever thought about why he did it?
Walter Sampson: I know why he did it. He’s insane.
Sheldon Sampson: No. He was a good man.
Walter Sampson: He’s a terrorist, Sheldon. He took the vice president hostage.
Sheldon Sampson: He thought he was doing the right thing.
Walter Sampson: Yeah, so did Charles Manson.


 

Sheldon Sampson: Ninety years of fighting wizards and robots, and what do we have to show for it?
Walter Sampson: We’ve made a difference, Shel.


 

Sheldon Sampson: It’s all sinking into the ground, after all these years, after everything we’ve sacrificed.


 

Sheldon Sampson: We don’t kill. We don’t lead. We inspire. The people of this country need to make their own choices, Walter.
Walter Sampson: Yeah, how’s that working out? To this day, I still regret not doing more in World War II.


 

Sheldon Sampson: And more importantly, who is going to stop us? It’d be the end of free will.
Walter Sampson: Well, some would say free will is what’s bringing the world to its knees.


 

Walter Sampson: The days of making a difference by stopping supervillains are over, Sheldon, now just memorabilia, nostalgia. The real evil today is less black and white. Not bootleggers or gangsters. It’s corrupt corporations, politicians, the quiet guy at work no one talked to who just bought an automatic rifle.


 

Sheldon Sampson: So you’re saying the Code doesn’t apply anymore. Is that it?
Walter Sampson: No, I’m not saying that. I’m just saying isn’t all this starting to feel a little repetitive? And do you really think just putting away bank robbers is going to make the world a safer, better place?


 

Walter Sampson: [to Blackstar] There. That’s better. I’ve just separated your mind from your physical body, trapping you in a psychic painting. It’s one of my favorites, actually.


 

Sheldon Sampson: [after Brandon kills Blackstar] What is wrong with you? We don’t kill, ever!
Brandon Sampson: He was going to detonate, dad. He was going to take you out and half the state.
Sheldon Sampson: Then you disable his systems. You send him into space. There’s a million things you could have done. You took the easy way out.
Brandon Sampson: Did that look easy to you?


 

Blackstar: [seeing his own dead body] What the hell is this?
Sheldon Sampson: It appears to be you.

 

2. Paper and Stone'Fear is a part of everything. But so is getting through it.' - Grace Sampson (Jupiter's Legacy) Share on X

 

Blackstar: Somebody’s screwing with you. Check that thing’s a** for a “made in China.” No way that’s me. A cheap knockoff.
Grace Sampson: How do you know?
Blackstar: Because I would’ve swallowed your baby boy whole and s**t him out in pieces.


 

Blackstar: [referring to Brandon] Oh, I see how it is. Rules don’t apply when it’s your kid doing the killing?
Sheldon Sampson: Get him out of here!
Blackstar: Double standards don’t look good on you, pal! That’s some screwed-up s**t! You think people ain’t going to notice? I got a fan club, a**hole!


 

Reporter: The latest option poll suggests seventy-eight percent of Americans support your son’s execution of a supervillain. Do you think your old-fashioned ideas of just tossing them in prison is becoming a threat to public safety?
Sheldon Sampson: If that’s true, seventy-eight percent of my fellow Americans need to think about what kind of a country they want to live in. Lethal force without due process is not justice.


 

Sheldon Sampson: [to Brandon] Everything you do is a reflection on this family. We have to be the ideal. You have to be the ideal.


 

Sheldon Sampson: Stop lowering yourself every time somebody pi**es you off. Be better.
Brandon Sampson: My friends were dead. I had to make a choice between Blackstar and you. I chose you, dad. And I’d choose you every time. Wouldn’t you do the same?


 

Sheldon Sampson: You’re going to be here long after I’m gone. And one day, God willing, you’re going to be the Utopian. And every evil you can imagine is going to rise up against you, against mankind, and not for justice, for vengeance. And in those moments, the only thing that you will have to guide you is the Code. It has to stand, Brandon, even if we fall.


 

Sheldon Sampson: Killing is never the answer.
Brandon Sampson: Why don’t you tell that to my friends we’re burying?


 

Fitz Small: So you stayed, and you fought?
Petra Small: Yeah, I got a couple of hits in, but…
Fitz Small: I’m not talking about fighting Blackstar. I’m talking about fighting through the fear.
Petra Small: It wasn’t enough.
Fitz Small: It never is.


 

Petra Small: [to Fittz] I’m not you. I can’t keep taking hits and just get back up. I can’t watch my friends die because of some a**hole.


 

Fitz Small: I never asked you to follow me into this game. Hell, I’m surprised you wanted to, after all the foolish s**t I got up to when you were little. I was worried you weren’t ready, that you’d get yourself hurt, bad, like I did. But here you are, and I couldn’t be prouder.
Petra Small: For not getting killed?
Fitz Small: For being better than me, in so many ways.


 

Chloe Sampson: [to Sheldon] That is why I’m here, halfway across the country. That is why Brandon’s a mess. Because you could never stop being the Utopian long enough to really be there for either of us.


 

Chloe Sampson: The suit and cape are the real you, dad. Not this.


 

Sheldon Sampson: Chloe, we’re bigger than this, both of us.
Chloe Sampson: We’re just us. The only way out of the loop is for me to stop being me, or you to stop being you.
Sheldon Sampson: Wait, that’s just a lose-lose. That’s a great framing device for unaccountability.


 

Sheldon Sampson: Chloe, we are our own worst enemies, both of us. But every time I try to propose a solution, it becomes, by default, just another attack. I’m not trying to attack you, Chloe.


 

Walter Sampson: [flashback, to Sheldon after their father commits suicide] You’ve got no goddamn idea, do you? Walking around in a cloud of dad’s bulls**t about building homes and families. This is steel. What we have, we clawed from Carnegie and Rockefeller. You think that happens without getting your hands dirty?


 

Sheldon Sampson: [referring to Chester] Put him in a suit. Put him in a tie. Put him in a box. “Everything ends up in a box.” He said, “I’ll be right down. Right down,” like it’s some kind of a goddamn joke. But I’m a dozen feet away, and I just stand there.
Jane: Listen to me. You couldn’t save him. You could not save him.


 

Grace Sampson: But, you know, fear is a part of everything. But so is getting through it.


 

Sheldon Sampson: It’s funny. You never really know anybody until they’re gone, do you? That’s when it’s all stripped away, the lies that hold you together, that blind you, blind you from seeing the truth you don’t want to see.


 

Brandon Sampson: They weren’t their powers. They weren’t their uniforms. They were people. And I’m sorry they’re gone. I’m sorry I failed them. I’m sorry I couldn’t do more, couldn’t be more. We’re all reaching for something, and we keep falling short of it. But not Briggs, not Vera, and not Barry. They achieved it. They died heroes. And I envy them.


 

Brandon Sampson: We’re doing our best. I know you guys are too.
Officer Parsons: There’s doing, and then there’s getting it done.


 

Grace Sampson: What do you want, Sheldon? The world isn’t the way you want it to be.


 

Grace Sampson: You cannot control everything. You have to stop! I mean, if you clamp down on this the way you clamped down on the kids…
Sheldon Sampson: We don’t kill, ever, no exceptions.
Grace Sampson: You know what? If there weren’t exceptions, we wouldn’t be having this conversation right now, because we would be buried next to Brandon’s friends.


 

Sheldon Sampson: [flashback] I saw something.
Walter Sampson: What did you see?
Sheldon Sampson: An island. I think it was some kind of a message.
Walter Sampson: A message? A message from who, Shel?
Sheldon Sampson: From dad.

 

3. Painting the Clouds With Sunshine'Life happened. And then it stopped.' - George Hutchence (Jupiter's Legacy) Share on X

 

Jack Frost: Do you mind telling us why we’re not backing you up on this heist? If you’re pulling a Phil Collins, I swear…
Hutch: Phil Collins?
Jack Frost: Going solo. Ditching us like he left Genesis.


 

Grabriela: Who’s Genesis?
Hutch: Here we go.
Jack Frost: What was it like when Beyoncé left Destiny’s Child?
Jacinda: Good for Beyoncé, not so much for the others.


 

Jack Frost: He’s pulling a Beyoncé.
Hutch: Actually, I prefer the classics. Brunettes, Shirelles.
Jack Frost: This is how it starts. You do one gig alone. It goes well.
Grabriela: Yeah, and then you realize you don’t need us anymore.


 

Cuthbert: Good morning, sir. I trust you slept well?
George Hutchence: Oh, like a drunk baby in his mama’s arms.
Cuthbert: The way God intended, sir.
George Hutchence: Are you being cheeky, Cuthbert? Was that cheek?
Cuthbert: All tongue and lips, I assure you, sir.


 

Cuthbert: The chef has prepared ninety-nine eggs, boiled to varying degrees, exactly as you like them. Which will it be today, sir?
George Hutchence: Let’s go with a number seventy-two.


 

Jane: Where have you been?
George Hutchence: Oh, here, there, everywhere the mood takes me.
Walter Sampson: Except where you’re needed.
George Hutchence: Is something chewing on your shorts, Walter? Let’s be out with it, hmm? Insinuation’s bad for the digestion.


 

George Hutchence: Don’t get all soggy on me. Sheldon will be just fine.
Walter Sampson: How would you know?
George Hutchence: Because it is all about the attitude, chum. Chin up, eyes forward. Paint the clouds with sunshine.


 

George Hutchence: You’re grieving. You’ll get past this.
Sheldon Sampson: Have you? Have you? I’ve known you my whole life, and you’ve barely said two words about your parents, about what happened to them.
George Hutchence: Well, life happened. And then it stopped.
Sheldon Sampson: Life happened, and then it stopped. That’s it?


 

George Hutchence: [referring to his parents] You know, sometimes I look at you and Walt, and I wonder what it would’ve been like if they had lived just a little longer, you know, if I hadn’t been alone? Well, I mean, there’s Cuthbert. But, he’s hardly what I would call a scintillating conversationalist.


 

Hutch: What’s in the case?
Big Man: Your lives.
Hutch: We’ll get it for you.
Big Man: And get a haircut. You look like an idiot.


 

Hutch: This is going to make it right.
Jack Frost: This is going to make us dead.


 

Jack Frost: The Kulakov Brothers, they’re freaking animals! Did you hear what they did to Stuart?
Hutch: Yeah, I heard.
Jack Frost: They zapped his d**k off. Like, clean off. And that was just for looking at them sideways.
Hutch: Stuart’s an a**hole.
Jack Frost: We’re all a**holes, mate.


 

Jack Frost: They zapped me, mate!
Hutch: Well, at least it wasn’t your d**k.


 

Sheldon Sampson: “Life happened, and then it stopped.” Your words. Simple as that. No great mystery. No secret messages from beyond the grave. I just closed my eyes and kept repeating over, and over, and over what you said, “Life happened, and then it stopped.” And when I opened my eyes back up, it’s like I didn’t see the past anymore. I just saw the future.
George Hutchence: Chin up, eyes forward.
Sheldon Sampson: That’s right.


 

Walter Sampson: What were you thinking? Telling him you saw something in those crazy scribbles.
George Hutchence: Well, I told him the truth.
Walter Sampson: Since when did the great George Hutchence ever care about the truth?
George Hutchence: What the hell does that mean?
Walter Sampson: Well, look at you. All dressed up as though your life is nothing but flowers and sunshine.


 

George Hutchence: This isn’t about me.
Walter Sampson: It’s always about you, George. You’re the center of the goddamn universe.
Well, not anymore.
George Hutchence: I know what I saw, Walt. Sheldon…
Walter Sampson: Sheldon’s lost his mind!


 

George Hutchence: The police? Is that really necessary?
Walter Sampson: Yes, George. You threw gas on the fire and burned the house down.


 

Hutch: You see, common misconception. It doesn’t matter who’s holding this. It only listens to me.


 

Hutch: I broke a promise tonight, Linus, when I did that to Lucy, Big Man. But the world is changing. So I guess I’m going to have to change with it.
Linus: You got to do what you got to do.


 

Hutch: Will it work?
Dr. Schöpfer: I constructed it myself. So, yes, it will probably work.
Hutch: Probably?
Dr. Schöpfer: What is in this case could power a small city for a year, or punch a hole through the mightiest being on the planet. Whatever strikes your fancy.
Hutch: I’ll keep that in mind.


 

Hutch: Almost there, Pops. Almost there.

 

4. All the Devils Are Here'This is your life. And in it, you got to do what feels right. You do. Not something other people just think you should be doing.' - Nick of Time (Jupiter's Legacy) Share on X

 

Nick of Time: When did you decide to say screw it to being a hero?
Chloe Sampson: What?
Nick of Time: I mean, look at you. You’re the daughter of the Utopian and Lady Liberty, and you’re doing your own thing. I mean, was it hard to turn your back on all that?


 

Chloe Sampson: Sorry, it’s just most people, they want to talk about my mom or my dad. Dudes especially have a real hard-on for my mom.
Nick of Time: Yeah, well, I’m not trying to get into your mom’s pants. Or your dad’s.


 

Nick of Time: [referring to Janna] I thought she was your friend.
Chloe Sampson: Yeah, when we were kids. I grew up. She didn’t.


 

Janna: What if a mine caves in or another Blackstar comes out of nowhere? We could get the call anytime.
Jay: That’s what the geriatrics are for, Sugar and Spice.


 

Sierra: What were you doing when I was getting my goddamn teeth knocked out?
Chloe Sampson: Not getting mine knocked out, like a complete fool.


 

Chloe Sampson: You got powers?
Nick of Time: Yeah. I thought you knew. I’m Nick. You know, Nick of Time?
Chloe Sampson: Oh, my God. That is so bad.
Nick of Time: Yeah, well, I’m working on that name.


 

Sheldon Sampson: You wouldn’t happen to have seen this place?
John Ducarmont: What, a windmill? S**t, you throw a rock with your eyes closed, you’re likely to hit one.
Sheldon Sampson: No. No, this windmill’s got three blades missing.


 

Sheldon Sampson: Yeah, I got a brother. I had a gal that I was supposed to marry, but that was before things went sideways.
John Ducarmont: I don’t mean to speak out of turn, but maybe you ought to get back to them. Folks like that, they provide a comfort. Keep you upright, you know, when all you want to do is lay down, call the fight.


 

Chloe Sampson: Ectoplex? I mean, come on, what kind of name is that, right? Sounds like something that goes wrong with your uterus. She thinks she’s better than me because she wears a silly uniform like all the other flying sheep.


 

Nick of Time: Look, pretending to give a s**t is worse than not showing up.
Chloe Sampson: Yeah, but, like they were my friends. Or at least they used to be. Like, shouldn’t I want to give a s**t?
Nick of Time: Chloe, this is your life, you know? And in it, you got to do what feels right. You do. Not something other people just think you should be doing.


 

Chloe Sampson: Okay, here’s the thing. First thing he’s going to ask you, my dad…
Nick of Time: What?
Chloe Sampson: “Can you take a punch?”
Nick of Time: Hell, yeah! I got hit by this truck once, and I’m telling you…
[Chloe then punches through her apartment wall]


 

Chester Sampson: No shame in giving up.
Sheldon Sampson: I’m not giving up. You gave up on everybody. You gave up on your company. You gave up on Walt. You gave up on me. You gave up.
Chester Sampson: What do you think I’m doing here, kid?
Sheldon Sampson: You’re grinding me down every goddamn step!
Chester Sampson: I’m trying to keep you from ending up like me, you stupid little s**t! Now, admit you’re wrong, and ask for help.


 

Leighton: [to Chloe] You know, if you can’t be a real superhero, the least you can do is pretend for five minutes. It’ll help you earn enough to shove up your nose.


 

Chloe Sampson: I told her I didn’t want to do it.
Man Over Phone: So you walk out. You don’t throw a car at the woman!
Chloe Sampson: I was making a point.
Man Over Phone: Well, congratulations. You made it. They’re dropping you as their spokesperson.


 

Sheldon Sampson: I saw this place. It wasn’t like in a picture or anything. It was, I don’t know. I just saw it.
Old Man Miller: Saw it in your head?
Sheldon Sampson: How do you know that?
Old Man Miller: You think you’re the only one?


 

Old Man Miller: That goddamn thing came out of nowhere. One minute The sea was clear, glassy, like a mirror. The next minute, I looked up, and it was on us. Oh, the wind came up something awful. Waves like I’d never seen. We tried to go around it next three, four days. But if we turned, it turned. It was like it knew what we were doing. Like it was alive. And then, all of a sudden, the world went upside down.


 

Old Man Miller: I never went to sea again. But it found me, even after all these years. The water always finds you. It makes these patterns. Around. Around.


 

Old Man Miller: Was it somebody close?
Sheldon Sampson: What?
Old Man Miller: Whoever was talking to you. It’s always somebody close. Don’t listen to them, boy. They’ll lie to you.
[he then takes his gun and shoots himself]


 

Chloe Sampson: [to Janna, referring to her parents] Brandon wants to be him. You want to be her. But you can’t. You’re just you. No matter what you do. You’re just you.


 

Chloe Sampson: Why are you here, Janna?
Janna: Because I’m your friend.
Chloe Sampson: No, you aren’t.
Janna: Chloe.
Chloe Sampson: I don’t have friends. Because I’m an a**hole. That’s what all of you really think, right?


 

Janna: You’re better than this.
Chloe Sampson: No. I’m not.

 

5. What’s the Use?'Reality always wins out, no matter how profoundly we rail against it.' - Hobbs (Jupiter's Legacy) Share on X

 

Sheldon Sampson: Sometimes I feel like I’m at odds with the whole world.


 

Sheldon Sampson: I decided right then and there, that if nothing was going to numb the disappointment and the betrayal, that I was going to go in a different direction. I was going to reverse the sins of my father by being everything that he was not.
Hobbs: By being good.


 

Sheldon Sampson: Look, he needs to see that there are consequences to his actions.
Grace Sampson: This isn’t a lesson. This is a punishment.
Sheldon Sampson: Since when are those two things mutually exclusive?

 

'If it's meant to be, it's meant to be. Otherwise, what's the use?' - George Hutchence (Jupiter's Legacy) Share on X

 

Sheldon Sampson: He needs to learn about responsibility and accountability. We’re not just raising a son.
Grace Sampson: Yeah, well, we’re also raising a human being. Sometimes, I just, I think that you forget that those two things aren’t mutually exclusive.


 

Walter Sampson: How you holding up?
Brandon Sampson: I wish everyone would stop asking me that question. I’m fine.
Walter Sampson: Well, your tone indicates otherwise.


 

Brandon Sampson: What would you have done, Uncle Walt?
Walter Sampson: I’m not as strong as you, or your dad. No one is.
Brandon Sampson: That’s not an answer.
Walter Sampson: Yeah, because honestly, I don’t have one. All I know is we’re here. You made a decision. We’re here. Nothing can change that.


 

Walter Sampson: Can we just skip being an a**hole? Get to it, Barnabas.
Barnabas: Don’t make me turn your clothes to steam, Walter. Nobody needs to see your sad little Schwanz.


 

Barnabas: Everyone, please stand back. Unless you’re keen on having your reproductive organs irradiated.


 

George Hutchence: What do you think is out there in the middle of the ocean?
Sheldon Sampson: I don’t know, George. But it’s something special, something that’s going to change the world. I can feel it.


 

Sheldon Sampson: Will you help me?
George Hutchence: How long have we been friends?
Sheldon Sampson: It feels like forever.
George Hutchence: What would you do if I came to you with a story like this?
Sheldon Sampson: Well, I’d want to believe you. Because you’re my friend, and you always will be.
George Hutchence: Then there’s your answer.


 

Hobbs: [to Sheldon] Parents aren’t supposed to abandon their children of their own free will. It defies the natural order. When they do, a child’s mind can only make sense of it in one way. That the child did something bad to deserve it, that they failed to prevent it. However, it does help us better understand your attachment to the Code. It’s operating on several levels for you. Yes, it has institutionalized a way to be good. It’s also quite practical, as it staves off the amount of death or loss in your life. But in your line of work, there is a one hundred percent certainty that your adversaries will attempt to rob you of your life.


 

Hobbs: But for the members of your Union of Justice, when they are faced with the equivalent threat, they must remember the Code. Which is another way of remembering you.
Sheldon Sampson: So I’m just a giant narcissist? Is that what you’re saying?
Hobbs: No, no, no. You’re just hoping to stay alive in the minds of the people you love, the way your father couldn’t.


 

Walter Sampson: [referring to his father’s pocket watch] They’re exactly the same. Identical in every way.
Sheldon Sampson: How is that even possible?
Walter Sampson: Well, I can read minds. You shoot fire out of your eyes. So, there’s that.


 

Grace Sampson: Oh, I know s**t when I smell it, Larry! Don’t wave it under my nose and call it a bouquet!
Larry: Come on, Grace. Be reasonable.
Grace Sampson: Oh, “Come on, Grace.” Shove it up your as**, Larry, and don’t stop until the s**t hits your brain, if there’s room for any more up there!


 

Grace Sampson: [to George] You know, if you talk any faster, your tongue’s going to land on the floor.


 

Grace Sampson: Why me?
Sheldon Sampson: It’s complicated.
Grace Sampson: Dumb it down.
Sheldon Sampson: I had a vision, and you…
George Hutchence: Of a better future. For you, for the country, for everyone, really.


 

Fitz Small: [referring to Sheldon] Coming in here like that after what he did to us.
Willie Small: Yeah. He’s got some nerve, coming in here and offering you the chance of a lifetime.
Fitz Small: Didn’t you just kick them out?
Willie Small: You don’t air your dirty drawers in front of company.


 

Fitz Small: You want me to crawl back to the same man who stole everything from us?
Willie Small: It was his father who did all the stealing. And it’s his son trying to make things right.


 

Willie Small: I want you to think, son, and not with your guts all twisted up inside. I want you to think with your head, like your mama and I taught you. There’s nothing here for you, son. There’s no work. There’s no…
Fitz Small: You said we’d find something.
Willie Small: What else am I going to tell you? It was bad enough when the country was on its feet, but now all a Black man can hope to get is kicked in the teeth for wanting an honest day’s work.


 

George Hutchence: If it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be. Otherwise, what’s the use, huh?


 

Hutch: My dad left before I could barely wipe my own a**. So whatever it is you think I am, it’s got nothing to do with him.
Sheldon Sampson: You’re not the only one he hurt, you know? He was my friend. More than that. He was family. I never thought that he would turn on us.
Hutch: The way my mom tells it, you were the ones turned on him.


 

Sheldon Sampson: Well, we all see the world the way we want it to…
Hutch: I see it the way it is.


 

Sheldon Sampson: I need you.
Walter Sampson: How does that feel, needing your brother?
Sheldon Sampson: Oh, come on. You’re not listening to me.
Walter Sampson: I asked you for one thing, Shel, that you be here today. I needed you.
Sheldon Sampson: It doesn’t matter! None of it matters.
Walter Sampson: It mattered to me.


 

George Hutchence: [to Walter] You know, you can’t really care about someone that you’re so jealous of it turns you inside out.


 

George Hutchence: So you believe him? His visions. You really believe that there’s something out there in the middle of the ocean?
Walter Sampson: I have no idea. All I know is he needs this. He needs this journey to heal. Maybe he’s not the only one.


 

Hobbs: What was your thought process after Jane left you? Your narrative?
Sheldon Sampson: It was a punishment for not being good enough.
Hobbs: That’s not what she told you, was it?


 

Sheldon Sampson: Okay, I get it. The Code is a symbol for being a good boy, and that we can’t prevent loss or tragedy. I’m not naive.
Hobbs: But?
Sheldon Sampson: But the world never used to be so intentionally cruel. It used to be that if you gave your kids everything they needed, they’d be okay. That you protect your country, they call you a hero.


 

Hobbs: [to Sheldon] The world has always been chaos and s**t, my friend. It’s your beliefs that have kept you hopeful. “If I’m good, bad things won’t happen to me, or the ones that I love.” It’s a construct you created a long time ago to shield yourself from reality. But reality always wins out, no matter how profoundly we rail against it.


 

Sheldon Sampson: So, what are you saying? That there is no difference between right and wrong? That morality is some kind of an intellectual exercise?
Hobbs: No. I’m suggesting that you exist in a world of your own creation, a world of black and white, good and evil. And it has protected you for the most part.
Sheldon Sampson: But?
Hobbs: But it doesn’t allow for the way the world really is, and how the majority of people live in it, in shades of gray.


 

Sheldon Sampson: Thank you, Jack. Sometimes it feels like you’re the only one that I can talk to.
Hobbs: [we then see that Hobbs in an inmate in Supermax] Isn’t it interesting that the one person you come to for advice is the man who tried to kill you for twenty years?
Sheldon Sampson: Honestly, Jack, no one else understands me.
Hobbs: Well, you always know where to find me.

 

6. Cover Her Face

Captain Borges: I’ve slipped passengers through English blockades. I’ve evaded privateers past the Rum Lines in the Gulf of Mexico. If it can be done in a ship, I am the man to do it. But this, this I will not do.


 

George Hutchence: You lot still fancy the Earth is flat? Believe you’ll sail off the edge and all that?
Captain Borges: I believe in two things, what I can see and what I can touch.
Sheldon Sampson: [offers him a bag of money] Okay. Well, touch that.
Captain Borges: I am intrigued, but I am not touched.


 

Walter Sampson: [offers a thick wad of cash] Does that break it? Or can we please all just go ahead and shoot each other?
Captain Borges: Now I am touched.


 

Fitz Small: You ever read Lovecraft?
Grace Sampson: That crazy nut from Providence?
Fitz Small: He’s got these stories about ancient gods, monsters living under the sea.
Grace Sampson: If I spot one tentacle splashing around, then I’m swimming home.
Fitz Small: You and me both.


 

Brandon Sampson: But it never stops, mom, the hate, people killing each other for no reason. What good is setting an example if no one ever follows it?
Grace Sampson: Because it’s the right thing. Remember that.


 

Grace Sampson: We need to be better than they are, Jay. Now more than ever.
Jay: Maybe. Maybe that’s how it used to be. But now it’s about not getting killed. What’s the Union going to do about that?


 

Grace Sampson: It’s not as black and white as it used to be.
Janna: Well, isn’t that even more of a reason to stick to the Code, to help make things right?


 

Captain Borges: This is a ship, Mr. Hutchence. Water comes with the bargain.
Grace Sampson: Yeah, but it’s usually on the outside, isn’t it?


 

Chloe Sampson: You always take his side. Don’t you ever have any thoughts that aren’t his?
Grace Sampson: That’s not fair.
Chloe Sampson: That’s exactly what he said when I called him out on all his s**t.


 

Fitz Small: I read about everything. It’s the only way in my country a guy who looks like me can imagine doing everything without some a**hole like Welbeck telling you you can’t. Because he thinks the color of his skin makes him king of the damn world.
Axmed: You talk to men like him the way you did back in America?
Fitz Small: Get my a** fired if I did. Or a lot worse.


 

Fitz Small: You know, America can be a heap of s**t for me and mine. It’s got a history of it. But it’s my heap of s**t, you know? And the only way to clean it up is to get my hands dirty.


 

Fitz Small: This world is not like it used to be, Grace. Don’t tell me you don’t see it.
Grace Sampson: Of course I see it, Fitz. My son took a life. I mean, he turned against everything we taught him, and he took a life.


 

Grace Sampson: [after they rescue Conrad] You know that guy?
Sheldon Sampson: No, but I’ve been waiting for him. He’s the last one. We’re all here now. We’re all here.


 

Sheldon Sampson: [referring to the storm] I tried to tell you about it. I’m not crazy! We can’t run from it! Just like Miller said, just like Richard said. We got to go straight through it! If we try to run from it, we’re all going to die! We’re all going to die!


 

Janna: [to Grace as she’s dying] I didn’t kill him. I didn’t kill. I didn’t break the Code. I didn’t break the Code.


 

Sheldon Sampson: Sorry that took me so long.
Grace Sampson: Everything okay?
Sheldon Sampson: Yeah, well, the planet’s still here. So, yeah, I guess so.


 

Grace Sampson: I ran into Janna out on patrol. Ghost Beam.
Sheldon Sampson: Oh, right. Right, right. That’s Chloe’s friend. She’s a good kid. How’s she doing?
Grace Sampson: She’s dead.


 

Chester Sampson: [to Sheldon] They want to see you fail. They want to see you fall, just like I did.

 

7. Omnes Pro Uno'There's a terrible gift to loss. Which leaves nothing left to lose, which means you have everything to gain.' - Sheldon Sampson (Jupiter's Legacy) Share on X

 

Walter Sampson: [referring going into clone Blackstar’s mind] I’m the only one who can do it. It’s the only way to find out who’s behind all this.


 

Raikou: What do you want, dad?
Walter Sampson: I need a favor.


 

Raikou: A favor? For you, a million a day, plus expenses. Or you could find someone else. Oh, wait. There is no one else.
Walter Sampson: A million a day, plus expenses.


 

Sheldon Sampson: [referring to the visions of his dead father] You know, I think he was trying to test me. Making sure that I was worthy, that we were worthy.
Richard Conrad: Worthy of what?
Sheldon Sampson: From whatever’s out there, waiting for us on that island.


 

Richard Conrad: You have no idea what I lost when that ship went down.
Sheldon Sampson: No. No, I don’t. But I’ve learned that there’s a terrible gift to loss. Which leaves nothing left to lose, which means you have everything to gain.


 

Richard Conrad: [to Sheldon] You were wrong, you know. About us not having anything left to lose. We’ve still got our lives, and they’re in your hands now.


 

Chloe Sampson: You do the right thing, somebody dies. You do the wrong thing, somebody dies.
Brandon Sampson: But you have to make a choice. Otherwise, you’re just standing by, letting the world go. I couldn’t live with myself if I did that.
Chloe Sampson: Oh. S**t. Maybe you’ll be the next Utopian after all.


 

Sheldon Sampson: We’ve seen enough dissension lately. You don’t need to be adding to it.
Grace Sampson: I didn’t realize that having an opposing view to yours was considered dissension now.


 

Sheldon Sampson: I’m doing everything I can to keep this thing from falling apart.
Grace Sampson: Well, it’s not working. The Code is broken.
Sheldon Sampson: The Code is not broken. It’s being challenged.
Grace Sampson: No, it is broken when Ghost Beam dies and Baryon lives.


 

Grace Sampson: We live in a different time! It’s not the 1930s anymore!
Sheldon Sampson: I think that’s why we need to stick to the Code even more. The country needs it right now more than ever.
Grace Sampson: No, it’s why you need it more than ever.


 

Grace Sampson: You always said that we had to uphold the Code because the alternative would take free will away from the people.
Sheldon Sampson: Yes, there would be consequences.
Grace Sampson: Well, now you’re taking it away yourself by trying to control everything.


 

Grace Sampson: You know, when I was younger, I spent my time asking questions, seeking the truth, and somewhere along the way I lost that. We made a lot of sacrifices, putting on these uniforms and living this life. I will not make truth one of them, not anymore.
Sheldon Sampson: What do you want me to do?
Grace Sampson: I just want you to listen. Really hear what people are saying, what they’re afraid of. And then talk to them.


 

George Hutchence: The island won’t let us leave.


 

Brandon Sampson: I just remember what my dad told me a long time ago. He said the Code wasn’t meant to make our lives easier. You have to care about people, about this world. That’s not easy to deal with sometimes, but what we do, it’s never about the easy way out. That’s what separates us from everyone else.


 

Sheldon Sampson: Look, hey, we have to cross the desert. We’ve come this far. We have to see what’s out there.
Walter Sampson: Yeah, and what exactly is that, Shel? Your sanity?
George Hutchence: Maybe your sense of courage.


 

Sheldon Sampson: I didn’t ask for this.
Walter Sampson: No, of course you didn’t. Because when’s the last time you had to ask for anything?


 

Sheldon Sampson: Go. Go out there and see how you fare on your own. I am tired of you questioning every little thing that I do. Guess what, Walter? Not everything works out exactly the way you want it to. Deal with it, for once.


 

Walter Sampson: Are you in contact with George Hutchence?
Blackstar: I wish. I always liked him better than the rest of you long-underwear little s**ts. He took me out for drinks one time after he busted up a job I was on. He saw right through your self-righteous Code. He knew it was all bulls**t, and Shelly’s way of staying in control.
Walter Sampson: Look how he ended up.


 

Blackstar: You think offing a copy of me was bad? Just wait to see what happens out there when you do it to the real thing.
Walter Sampson: I don’t give a s**t. I’m not my f***ing brother.


 

Fitz Small: Who would you choose if, you know, you could see someone again, someone you lost? For me, it’d be my grandma. Smartest damn person I ever knew. She got me reading books. Hell, taught me how to read. She loved everything about this world, even when it didn’t love her back.


 

George Hutchence: [referring to someone dead he would want to see again] Walt? What about you?
Walter Sampson: No one. I don’t live in the past.


 

Raikou: [to Sheldon] Digging the beard, big guy. You got, like, a hot Santa thing going on.


 

Grace Sampson: Aren’t you the one who knows when people are lying?
Raikou: Oh, I don’t need powers to know when you’re full of s**t.


 

Walter Sampson: You want to know what my problem is? It’s taking a back seat to a younger brother who never deserved to have the attention he received, who had everything handed to him, so he didn’t have to fight for a scrap. You see, everything, it comes easy to you, Shel. Because people always agree with whatever you propose, like you’re some kind of messiah. You snap your fingers, and people follow. You have no idea what it feels like to have no one take you seriously, even when you know you’re right.


 

Grace Sampson: [as Walter’s about to enter cloned Blackstar’s mind] Are you sure about this?
Walter Sampson: Now you’re asking?
Sheldon Sampson: There has to be another way. There always is.
Walter Sampson: Not this time.


 

Grace Sampson: This island is pitting us against each other. It’s testing us. I mean, think about it. All we’ve done since we got off that goddamn boat is fight.


 

Grace Sampson: [referring to the skulls] Look at them. Groups of six. They’re just like us.
Fitz Small: But why?
Sheldon Sampson: To see if we can overcome adversity together. That means there has to be a way out of this.


 

[as the group face the ghosts of their loved ones and given superpowers]
Chester, Fitz’s Grandmother, George’s Mother, Grace’s Uncle, Phillip: You have completed the ordeal. You have succeeded where so many others have failed. You have crossed untold distances, suffered unthinkable loss. Yet you have prevailed. And you are found worthy.

 

8. How it All Ends

Reporter: [over radio] This morning, there are reports of another sighting. Where did these six extraordinary super-beings come from? No one knows. But thank God they’re American!


 

Walter Sampson: I don’t know why you keep insisting on meeting in public places. Eventually, someone’s going to recognize us.
Sheldon Sampson: Ah, you worry too much.
Walter Sampson: Yeah, because you don’t worry at all.


 

Sheldon Sampson: [to Walter] I just want you to know that no matter how close George and I are, it’ll never touch the bond that we have, alright?


 

Hutch: All I know is there are parts of both of our lives we don’t want mixing.
Chloe Sampson: The son of the world’s greatest supervillain, and the daughter of the greatest hero. How did we ever think that s**t was going to work?


 

Sheldon Sampson: [to Brandon] Skyfox felt like the Code held him back. He felt like he could do more for the nation without it. We had so many discussions about it in these very halls. Discussions that rang hollow because he ended up breaking the Code anyway. That was the beginning of the end for Skyfox and the Union, and he became our worst enemy. I can’t lose you like I lost George. I can’t.


 

Hutch: What are you doing here?
Chloe Sampson: Saving your a**, idiot.


 

Blackstar: [as he’s holding Brandon] Today, we’re all going to learn exactly how much you value your precious Code. Here’s my jugular, Sampson. Clear shot for your eyes. Your son took a life to save you and Gracie. Can you do the same to save your boy? Or does the Code come first, even before family?


 

George Hutchence: [in clone Blackstars mind as Walter tries to hit him] You hit like a girl.
Walter Sampson: Grace?
Grace Sampson: So do I!


 

Blackstar: You kill me, and everyone loses faith in you and the Union. Uphold your Code, and you lose your son, and the faith of all the young kids in tights who are ready to leave you and the Union behind.


 

Blackstar: [as Sheldon hesitates] Wow, Shelly. Your kid didn’t hesitate to save you and good old mom. I don’t think he’s picking you, kid. Nice knowing you.
[as he’s about to kill Brandon, Petra comes to the rescue]


 

George Hutchence: [to Walter] Last time I saw you, you and my so-called friends beat me to a pulp while my son watched. You know, there’d be no Union if I hadn’t stood up for Sheldon and his crazy visions. None of you believed in them. And yet I’m on the outside. I’m the bad guy.


 

Sheldon Sampson: I wasn’t going to let you die.
Brandon Sampson: I know, dad.


 

Hutch: Somebody told me the power cell could punch a hole through the strongest being on the planet.
Chloe Sampson: You’re going to use it against my dad?
Hutch: I’m going to use it to find mine.
Chloe Sampson: And then what?


 

Richard Conrad: Power Rod.
Walter Sampson: That’s what you named it?
Richard Conrad: Well, it’s a rod, and it’s powerful.
Grace Sampson: You know what they say about men who talk about their rods?
Richard Conrad: What do they say, actually?


 

Sheldon Sampson: Look, we’re all worthy. If we weren’t, our bones would still be on that island with all the others who tried and failed.
Grace Sampson: That’s assuming an awful lot.


 

Grace Sampson: I just think the real question is, why? Why did they give us these powers at all?
Walter Sampson: So we could rule the world obviously.
Walter Sampson: [as the others look at him] Oh, can no one in this room take a joke?


 

Sheldon Sampson: We don’t govern, and we don’t kill. That’s the Code. That’s not just our values. That’s our system of checks and balances, so that nobody here can even think about ruling the world.
Walter Sampson: I can’t imagine anyone in this room susceptible to that.


 

Sheldon Sampson: Hey, America’s in trouble. I think we can all agree on that, right? It’s teetering on the edge. But we’ve been given these amazing gifts. How do we use them to help our country get back on its feet?


 

Walter Sampson: You’re just like your mother. To the point. No bulls**t.
Raikou: Sounds like you really liked her.
Walter Sampson: Yeah. I did.
Raikou: But you didn’t love her. Because that would require communication, commitment. Something we never had.


 

Raikou: [to Walter] All I know is that you cloned Blackstar and made it look like Skyfox was behind the whole thing.


 

Raikou: [to Walter] You want to split apart the Utopian from his son. That creates instability within the Union, instability that will force new leadership.


 

Sheldon Sampson: [referring to Brandon] I can’t lose him. I’m afraid I’m going to lose him, like I lost Chloe. I can’t.
Walter Sampson: Hey. Whatever it takes, I’ll make sure that doesn’t happen.


 

Raikou: I don’t give a s**t about the Union or America. But if you want me to keep quiet about this, fifty mil is my price.
Walter Sampson: Will that really buy your silence? Or can someone else buy you for a higher price?
Raikou: You can trust me.


 

Walter Sampson: [to Sheldon] You can trust me. I promise.


 

Walter Sampson: I never wanted to bring you in, but Grace didn’t give me a choice. And then I thought maybe you’d be smart, maybe you’d come over to my side. But no, you’re a disappointment, just like everyone else. I could’ve taught you so much.
[we then see he’s killed Raikou]

 

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Our list of the best quotes from HBO’s sci-fi fantasy series created by Joss Whedon. Set in the last years of Victoria’s reign, The Nevers follows a gang of women in London, who suddenly manifest abnormal abilities that are referred to as the Touched. They become champions of this new underclass, making a home for the Touched, while fighting relentless enemies to make room for those whom history, as we know it, has no place.

1. Touched'Only a blind man measures the length of a blade by how much is in his belly.' - Lord Massen (The Nevers) Share on X

 

Penance Adair: Mrs. True.
Amalia True: Miss Adair.
Penance Adair: You look very fine.
Amalia True: I think so too.


 

Mr. Haplisch: They’re saying Myrtle might be Touched? We heard about those girls the last few years. They’re not right.
Amalia True: Neither right nor wrong. Being Touched is not a defect of character.


 

Penance Adair: Yes, the reverend mentioned an affliction of the tongue.
Mrs. Haplisch: Because old Satan is squatting on it. Spewing out his foulness, making a chamber pot of our Myrtle’s mouth.
Mr. Haplisch: Well, that’s a bit descriptive.


 

Amalia True: Gentlemen.
Amalia True: [cracks her neck] Might we be civil?


 

Penance Adair: How are we going to deal with those fellas? True?
Amalia True: We’re going to the opera.
Penance Adair: See? We already got a plan.


 

Prince Albrecht: It’s just a woman.
Lord Broughton: Five men murdered. I’d say she’s more than that.


 

Lord Massen: It came three years ago.
Lord Broughton: Third of August, 1896.
Lord Massen: A Monday. Rather gray. Not one case of someone being Touched before then. Not one outside London. Those reported overseas were all here at the time. And not one man of stature afflicted. That’s the genius of it. They came at us through our women.
Lord Allaven-Tyne: They? I’m still not sure I can equate a few bizarre anecdotes with the Mongol horde.
Lord Massen: Only a blind man measures the length of a blade by how much is in his belly.


 

Lord Massen: This was designed so that we would see the parts and not the whole. Philanthropists like Lavinia Bidlow see the suffering of the afflicted. The common throng see a macabre murderess.
Prince Albrecht: And you see a broken machine.
Lord Massen: That is exactly what I see. The greatest machine. The heart of our empire brought to a shuddering halt by the caprice and ambitions of those for whom ambition was never meant.


 

Lord Massen: We are the first generation accustomed to the impossible. What women are appalled by today, they will accept tomorrow, and demand the day after that. And the immigrant. And the deviant. That is the power being wielded, and not by us. The blade is in, gentlemen. We need to know whose hand is on the hilt.


 

Frank Mundi: So you’re going to tell me what was here before you dressed it up, because one more lie, and I’m not on a case, I’m the f***ing Angle of Death.


 

Penance Adair: [referring to Myrtle] She does speak English. But not with her mouth.


 

Lucy Best: People been attacking us since they known we was Touched.
Harriet Kaur: Or since always.
Amalia True: This is different. This whole day.
Penance Adair: We knew people would come down on us the more we were thriving.


 

Lucy Best: It’s about confidence. As my mum used to say, if you can look a man in the eye, you can stab him in it.
Amalia True: Smart woman.
Penance Adair: But also, don’t do that.


 

Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: The Touched.
Hugo Swan: Yes. They’re terrible. They’re wonderful. They’re absurd.
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: Do you even know what the term means?
Hugo Swan: Touched? Yes! No. They’re all, they have, weird, deformities and afflictions.


 

Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: Do you think they might be hideous?
Hugo Swan: Well, whatever they are, flirt with the ugly one. It creates an unexpected balance.
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: I don’t know how to flirt.


 

Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: You have to come.
Hugo Swan: Oh! To the opera?
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: Well, you know everything about flirting. Plus, you don’t mind when people are odd. It’s how we’re friends.


 

Hugo Swan: That’s how the club works. It’s all quite delicate. Favors and threats, and then, one shining night where no law yet exists. It’s more than just a club. It’s an ethos.


 

Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: Sex club is just, that’s just flirting on a much scarier level.
Hugo Swan: You don’t have to flirt. You just have to relax. Endure someone flirting with you.


 

Hugo Swan: As far as society is concerned, Augustus Bidlow is above reproach, and beneath contempt. He’s perfect.
Housemaid: For what?


 

Amalia True: Gift like yours, you should be the Royal physician, not patching up gangsters and freaks.
Dr. Horatio Cousens: Gift like mine gets me branded a voodoo witch doctor. I gave up being choosy.
Amalia True: Nothing about me not being a freak?


 

Penance Adair: I’m not confident in my curtsying.
Amalia True: I’m not confident in my breathing.
Penance Adair: Oh, I wasn’t planning to breathe. I think it’s considered rude.


 

Penance Adair: [referring to her wound] Does it hurt?
Amalia True: Itches.
Penance Adair: Aah, that’s much worse.


 

Declan Orrun: I’m genuinely searching for a way that this spins out that I don’t kill you.
Amalia True: It would be better if you didn’t.
Declan Orrun: You’re a rare f***ing bird.


 

Declan Orrun: My business is mine. Apart from the sanctity of my harmonious marriage, f***-all is exclusive.


 

Declan Orrun: You’re mad enough to make this worth it. But you’re mad enough to try not to. If it goes that way, I will cut your face to a mess.
Amalia True: This isn’t my face.


 

Lavinia Bidlow: Language requires not stasis, but specificity. I should be thrilled to excise the word “nice”. It’s vague as paste.


 

Lord Massen: It is not panicking to abhor something. Neither is it useful to replace a perfectly good Anglo-Saxon word with some foreigner’s flourish. In England, we say “the employed”. What possible benefit in replacing it with “employees”?
Amalia True: The singular. One may refer to a single employee, whereas “the employed” can only be used to describe a mass of people. It doesn’t allow for the idea that a single worker may be a whole and meaningful being.


 

Lord Massen: I take it then that you are yourselves among the afflicted?
Amalia True: Touched, yes. We don’t consider ourselves afflicted.
Lord Massen: Perhaps some women are more fortunate in the nature of their ailment than others.
Amalia True: That’s true, but more suffer from society’s perception than their own debilitation.


 

Lavinia Bidlow: Mrs. True tends to be a few steps ahead of the rest of us.
Hugo Swan: A prognosticator.
Amalia True: Nothing so grand.
Hugo Swan: So I shouldn’t ask how I’m going to die.
Lavinia Bidlow: No, but one can safely assume it will involve a French word.


 

Lord Massen: I’m old and I’ve seen too much change to fight against the tide, but chaos is not change. Shouting for recognition does not make a people worthy of it. There’s a harmony to our world that’s worth preserving.
Amalia True: As I understand it, a harmony is made up of different voices sounding different notes.
Lord Massen: Yes. And one is always above the other.


 

Maladie: Did you all come in hats? Now all of your brains are naked. No? You shall have a wreath of eels with the tail in your mouth.


 

Maladie: Devil’s speciality is eels. Which is known by you as a serpent. Oh, but it’s only Adam. It’s all the same when it slithers.


 

Frank Mundi: I’m sure this must be a very difficult time for you.
Hugo Swan: On the contrary. London’s deadliest maniac was as close to me as Kitty is now.
Katie: It’s Katie.
Hugo Swan: And the presence of sudden death makes one appreciate the act of living.
Katie: He did seem to appreciate it.


 

Edmund Hague: I like that word. Touched. Like the finger of God gave a few of us a little poke. Woke us up. Every subject gets me closer to finding exactly where it is He touched us.


 

Penance Adair: Trouble makes you troublesome. But nothing sets you off like good fortune.


 

Penance Adair: I belong here. And you. And all of us that’s Touched. We’re woven into the fabric of the world, and we’re meant to be as we are. We find Mary. We get her singing. They’ll all come to us, and they’ll be safe.
Amalia True: They won’t be safe.
Penance Adair: Less lonely then. And that’s a start.
Amalia True: It’s a start.

 

2. Exposure'Horror and fascination go arm in arm.' - Hugo Swan (The Nevers) Share on X

 

Amalia True: Why are your men looking through a young lady’s personals?
Frank Mundi: It’s common practice among criminals to hide things where a decent person wouldn’t look.


 

Lucy Best: Frankie Mundi. You’re the one likes knocking suspects about. Even though they’s as innocent as Christmas. What do they do to set you off?
Frank Mundi: They call me “Frankie”.


 

Frank Mundi: [referring to Maladie] She disappeared from under the opera house, as did you.
Amalia True: I tried to stop her. I failed. I didn’t much feel like talking about it.
Frank Mundi: Or retrieving your gown.
Amalia True: It got caught on something. Like Cinderella’s shoe. Please tell me you’ve been trying it on every girl in the kingdom to see who it fits.


 

Frank Mundi: Do you often engage in public violence, Mrs. True?
Penance Adair: Would you give over, violence? She put her life at risk to save dozens of others. She handed you one of Maladie’s gang. The great big rifleman.
Frank Mundi: And followed Maladie out, without surprise. Or natural feminine restraint. We have this from a reliable witness.
Amalia True: Would that be the man with his cock out?
Frank Mundi: Probably.


 

Frank Mundi: Is Mary like you?
Amalia True: Violent?
Frank Mundi: Touched.
Amalia True: You don’t want her to be. Inspector, she is Touched. But I can assure you, she is nothing like me. She’s wonderful.
Penance Adair: How are you not wonderful?


 

Amalia True: We all want Miss Brighton safe. Work with us.
Frank Mundi: Our men will find Maladie.
Amalia True: In Primrose’s drawers?


 

Lavinia Bidlow: Three of the Touched declared war on society. Right now, every one of us, of you, is suspect. Lucy Best can break things by touching them. Primrose Chattoway…
Penance Adair: Primrose is a child, and meek as a kitten.
Lavinia Bidlow: When a kitten reaches ten feet, you call it a tiger. I shouldn’t have to explain this to you.


 

Amalia True: I didn’t realize when we met what a name he was. “A voice of conservative Parliament.” Anti-union, anti-Suffragism, anti-Belgian.
Lavinia Bidlow: Gilbert Massen and I agree on almost nothing. It is the bedrock of our friendship.


 

Penance Adair: I thought everyone was in a panic.
Lavinia Bidlow: It’s society. Doing nothing is how we panic.


 

Lord Broughton: Mrs. True made more of an impression on you than Maladie did. Do you think she’s at the root of our feminine plague? Or in league with whoever is?
Lord Massen: I don’t know. But she’s not a fool. And she’s not a f***ing baker.


 

Lord Massen: You’re up early.
Hugo Swan: I can leave my coffin by day, if the smog’s thick enough. You haven’t read it? The Irishman, Bram Stoker.


 

Lord Massen: I heard an ugly rumor the other day.
Hugo Swan: Well, all rumors are ugly, Massen. No one whispers about virtue.


 

Hugo Swan: [to Massen] Horror and fascination go arm in arm. You should have read the Stoker.


 

Hugo Swan: And as for the Touched, well, they have a right to earn a living. I doubt even you can change that.
Lord Massen: I used to think your father’s mind went to field because your brother Caleb drowned. More likely, it’s because you didn’t. Well, I assure you, you’re about to.


 

Penance Adair: Do you ever wonder why Miss Bidlow started The Orphanage that she’s never comfortable in?
Amalia True: I’m not sure she’s comfortable anywhere. She didn’t pick this cause out of a hat. She knows what it’s like to be dismissed.


 

Desirée Blodgett: Desirée Blodgett. I usually just go by the first name, if you’re wondering where you’ve heard of me.
Amalia True: I haven’t.
Desirée Blodgett: Desirée, Diva of Desire. No? Well, I’m a whore. A bit renowned. I’ve cultivated an impressive clientèle. Especially given that I’m not exactly Mitzi Dalti, am I?


 

Amalia True: [referring to her clients who like to talk to her] And you have information on these men?
Desirée Blodgett: Oh, f***, no. I can’t remember a word.


 

Frank Mundi: Mrs. True. I hope this means you have something useful to say.
Amalia True: That depends.
Amalia True: [slaps him]Do you feel like talking?
Frank Mundi: I feel like talking about you spending a week in a cell.


 

Amalia True: A song. That’s Mary’s “turn”. A song only the Touched can hear.
Frank Mundi: What’s it about?
Amalia True: Hope.


 

Clara: I want to hear it. You sang for Maladie. Now sing for me. If you sing, and I hear it, it means I’m finally Touched. It means I’m worthy.
Mary Brighton: I can’t. And you’re not.


 

Annie Carbey: I don’t mind crazy, boss. I can’t work with stupid.


 

Mary Brighton: [to Maladie] It comes when I’m afraid. When I’m sad, the song, it helps. I knew that you would hear it, and maybe it might be a reassurance. A sense that you needn’t act only from pain.


 

Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: [after revealing he’s Touched] It’s a feminine trait, isn’t it?
Penance Adair: Oh, there’s men that have it.


 

Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: I am a monster.
Penance Adair: You know you’re not though.


 

Penance Adair: How does it feel? To fly?
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: It feels like flying.


 

Mary Brighton: What is it you’re after?
Maladie: Thorns! All I see is a crown.


 

Maladie: [to Mary] My agony’s made me special, but you. You’re nothing. You’re pleasant, and He fills your throat. Lets you make my pain little.


 

Maladie: I don’t want what I want. Go out in the world and show me this magical symmetry. It’s broken. It’s designed to be broken. Gears crushing gears. He means for this to hurt.
Mary Brighton: I don’t know where my song comes from. But God doesn’t want us to hurt.


 

Maladie: They say you s**t when you hang.


 

Frank Mundi: So, these ripplings. They let you see the future, but you can’t control when they come, or what you see, or why.
Amalia True: Every day’s an adventure.
Frank Mundi: Can you change it? Can you see the beach, then go to the woods?
Amalia True: No.


 

Frank Mundi: Do you feel anything? Rage, or victory maybe, or failure?
Amalia True: Mostly I feel calm. I know where I am in a fight. It’s one of the few times I do.
Frank Mundi: I know what you mean. I don’t get the part where you know what you mean.
Amalia True: I’ve had more experience with violence than I would have liked.
Frank Mundi: Your late husband?


 

Frank Mundi: How does Mary fit in?
Amalia True: I don’t think she does. Mary makes you feel love. Feel loved. Which is terrifying. For someone who, someone like her. Maladie felt a power greater than pain.
Frank Mundi: Do you think Mary might cure her?
Amalia True: Is it ever that simple?


 

Penance Adair: You see, people think the electricity is in the wire. But it’s everywhere. The air’s thick with it, and it moves, it circles. And not just in the circuit, but all across the air.


 

Lavinia Bidlow: No, they’re not our guests. They are my charity. I brought them here to help them. To prove that the Touched are not a threat. Yet you seem determined to prove that they are.
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: Miss Adair is every inch a lady. She’d never overstep.
Lavinia Bidlow: Is it every inch then?


 

Lavinia Bidlow: You cannot complete a sentence without exposing yourself. If the guests suspect that Miss Adair has social ambitions, or is using a “turn” to bewitch a weak-minded bachelor, the reports of this event could be disastrous for us, and possibly dangerous for her!
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: You always assume the worst of everybody.
Lavinia Bidlow: They seldom disappoint.


 

Lavinia Bidlow: [to Augie] There is a path that cannot be trodden. A private indiscretion is one thing, but you are not clever enough to keep a mistress. And we cannot have a girl who is Touched, and Irish, bear the Bidlow name. If you regard Miss Adair, you must think more of her reputation, and less of her every inch.


 

Dr. Edmund Hague: You are a very special person. You know why? Neither do I. I keep looking for that spark. The Touch. But darn it.


 

Hugo Swan: Augustus Cyril Aspinal Bidlow.
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: Augustus was an emperor. He conquered Egypt. And he was never described as a weak-minded bachelor. I’ve had a spot of brandy.
Hugo Swan: A spot? You’ve had the whole Dalmatian.


 

Hugo Swan: [to Augie] The Touched are the future. Particularly, your future.


 

Hugo Swan: Massen thinks the Touched are a plague. I think they’re a goldmine. One that I’ve dug out.


 

Hugo Swan: We are forever second sons, you and I. Worse, my older brother is dead, and yours is a woman. It’s time we made our mark.
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: The Touched are the future.


 

Maladie: Would you like to beat me some more?
Amalia True: All your pain. Your rage. At some point, it’s what you are. And pain despises hope. I know. But Mary’s song isn’t just hope. We can gather people like us, and make sure your angels can’t hurt anyone else.
Maladie: But I don’t care about anyone else. No, wait. You don’t care about anyone else.


 

Amalia True: I don’t know how to do this. This riddle-me s**t. It’s beneath you.
Maladie: Well, no, it isn’t.


 

Maladie: You’re the woman who sheds her skin.
Amalia True: You mean my dress.
Maladie: I mean, your friends. I mean, well, you know, “A friend’s the one you trust to trust you back.”


 

Amalia True: I do have a mission. I didn’t ask for it. I’m not cut out for it. But it matters. And it requires sacrifice.


 

Penance Adair: [after Amalia shoots herself to save Mary] You nearly died, you great idiot!
Amalia True: You nearly died.
Penance Adair: But not by my own hand! There’s not a place in Heaven for them who scorn the gift of life.


 

Amalia True: I knew Horatio would have time to sew me back up. I missed the vital organs, silly.
Penance Adair: No, you didn’t!
Horatio Cousens: No, you didn’t.
Amalia True: Oh. I thought…
Horatio Cousens: Either you don’t know anatomy, or you don’t know how to aim.
Amalia True: Well, it was a bad gun.


 

Mary Brighton: They’re odd. I’m odd. It’s odd, what I do. I’ve been ignoring it, Frank. Ignored a lot of things. Which you know that I do.


 

Frank Mundi: I’m sorry for your terrible day.
Mary Brighton: You know, I always thought that I’d be the one saying that to you.


 

Hague’s Assistant: I can discern emotion when I see a face. But telephones. Angry people get louder, but also quieter.
Dr. Edmund Hague: Ah, you are an incomplete machine. All people are. That’s how it works.


 

Dr. Edmund Hague: I was just saying, a few days ago, dark as the day we found it. And now, ain’t we got fun?
Lavinia Bidlow: You are an American, and confounded by the mother tongue. This is not fun. This is war.

 

3. Ignition'Waiting is only painful when you're not doing anything else.' - Amalia True (The Nevers) Share on X

 

Penance Adair: This scenario’s a slight more violent than advertised. You said we were going to speak.
Amalia True: We are. This is our language.


 

Annie Carbey: [to Amalia and Penance] Parlay. You can speak your peace, but I will burn us all to death if I have to hear you bicker.


 

Amalia True: I do still want to kill you a bit.
Annie Carbey: [referring to Penance] Go ahead. But I’m not covering for you when she finds out.


 

Amalia True: I want you to join us. At The Orphanage.
Annie Carbey: And you want to kill me.
Amalia True: We’re all contradictions.


 

Amalia True: You nearly killed my best friend, and you saved my life.
Annie Carbey: Yeah, that was an accident.
Amalia True: It was a reflex. I think it was your natural instinct.
Annie Carbey: My natural instinct is to burn things down.
Amalia True: We can accommodate that.


 

Annie Carbey: Is that the mission you were going on about? Mary Brighton brings in all the Touched with her little lullaby, then we overthrow the monarchy.
Amalia True: Nothing that grand. Or that small.


 

Amalia True: You know we’re dying. The Touched. We’re being attacked, locked up, and thrown in the street. Not everyone got such a formidable turn. And it’s getting worse. You have enemies you don’t know about yet.
Annie Carbey: So I should hide with your sad little gaggle? I’m fine all by myself.


 

Penance Adair: Amalia, come and see my soul trapped in a jar. If you rub it, I’ll give you wishes. You’ll never guess what the fire was.
Amalia True: It’s opium, my love.
Penance Adair: But it was the air. But also the cloud that wanted thunder, but was too gentle to hold it.


 

Penance Adair: Did you feel the thunder that wasn’t?
Amalia True: I feel it all the time.
Penance Adair: We have the best jobs.


 

Amalia True: Bonfire Annie, a flat no. Mary’s too shaken to sing. Myrtle’s “turn” is being incomprehensible. I am really racking up the wins. Oh, and I created Maladie.
Horatio Cousens: You know you didn’t. You made a difficult choice.
Amalia True: She doesn’t know that. I still hardly remember her. Makes it worse, somehow.


 

Horatio Cousens: Right, you tried to bring Bonfire Annie into the fold. That’s not a difficult choice. That’s just reckless. She’s a killer, for Christ’s sake.
Amalia True: I’m a killer.
Horatio Cousens: You’re a soldier, and Penance isn’t one.
Amalia True: She will be.
Horatio Cousens: That’s a terrible fate to wish on a friend.
Amalia True: Do you think anything that’s happening has to do with what I wish?


 

Amalia True: Well, you know young people these days. They never listen.
Horatio Cousens: Yeah, and they’re not going to learn it from you.


 

Horatio Cousens: It’s not fun watching you throw yourself at danger like you think it’s going to propose. Coming here, to patch you up over and over.
Amalia True: It could be fun.
Horatio Cousens: Amalia, we’ve been through this.
Amalia True: It was fun. It was more than fun.


 

Amalia True: Do you think it’s easy for me?
Horatio Cousens: Nothing’s easy for Amalia True. She has the weight of the world.
Amalia True: I’m sorry I can’t be more generous about being your mistake.


 

Amalia True: Waiting is only painful when you’re not doing anything else.
Penance Adair: The gospel of Amalia True, patron saint of patience, and ironically, fist-punching.


 

Amalia True: Miss Adair, you’re surprisingly sprightly this morning.
Penance Adair: I had a vision in the night in between vomits.


 

Amalia True: Penance Adair, have you just invented the amplifier?
Penance Adair: Ah, you gave it away! And you gave it a very dull name. I’ll be calling it The Brightener.
Penance Adair: [to Mary] It’s a play on words involving your name.


 

Amalia True: [to Mary] Just because you can enjoy yourself, and be entertaining, doesn’t mean you weren’t kidnapped a week ago.


 

Mary Brighton: Has there been any word of Maladie?
Amalia True: I imagine she’s licking her wounds. Or punching them.


 

Mary Brighton: You’re keeping secrets.
Amalia True: Every woman keeps secrets. Every Touched woman keeps a great deal more.
Mary Brighton: That’s a dodge.
Amalia True: Was there a question?


 

Amalia True: What is it you’re looking for? A conspiracy? A cult? I’m not asking you to cut off your toes.
Mary Brighton: I’m looking for you.
Amalia True: I’m right here.
Mary Brighton: Are you?


 

Amalia True: Three years ago, I woke up knowing things that I shouldn’t, and was declared insane. Which for a time, I thought I was. So, yes. I keep secrets. I also drink when I shouldn’t, fight when I needn’t, and f*** men whose names I do not learn. I get nervous in crowds. I see things that aren’t there. When I meet someone, the first thing I think of is how to kill them. I do have some good qualities. I genuinely like horses.


 

Mary Brighton: [to Amalia] What is it you know that you shouldn’t? You want me to sing so that more people will come here? Maybe I’m struggling because I don’t know if they should.


 

Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: Hugo, this isn’t a schoolyard prank. There are things being done here that are illegal. And quite possibly immoral.


 

Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: What I did that night was not the conduct of a gentleman, I know.
But we didn’t break any laws. That I know of.
Hugo Swan: What you did, they don’t have laws for.
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: Then I didn’t break any.


 

Mrs. Beechum: [to Massen] Unions is just organized laziness, if you don’t mind my saying. Should be grateful for a wage and your guiding hand.


 

Lord Massen: The degradation of progress. We build homes to keep other people out, and then build machines to let them all in.


 

Lord Massen: Because the measure of a thing’s worth is how quickly it arrives.


 

Penance Adair: Can you believe that man? “Electronics is nothing for a girl to be dabbling in.” Have you ever seen me dabble, Myrtle? I’ll dabble his face.


 

The Colonel: [to Horatio] I never lie. I never boast. As it happens, a wealthy patient is waiting for you within. A new client, of whom you’re not remotely afraid.
Maladie: Hush, Colonel. Don’t take away his fear. He might need it.


 

Horatio Cousens: Do you want to show me the wound?
Maladie: Yes, sir, doctor, sir. It’s a persistent little pinhole. Kiss it better.
Horatio Cousens: There’s still a bullet fragment in there. I’ll have to take it out before I can help you. This is going to hurt.
Maladie: Promise?


 

Frank Mundi: One day, you’re going to walk into a place that don’t think you’re charming. Don’t think your money’s charming.
Hugo Swan: My money is adorable.


 

Hugo Swan: I’m worked to the bone, Inspector. Whilst I’ve had nothing of worth from you about Amalia True, or The Orphanage. Do you know what it cost to arrange that raid?
Frank Mundi: What do you think I’ll find, hmm? A bunch of girls longing to leave the safety of their community to come whoring for you?
Hugo Swan: A few. You do have a talent for it.


 

Hugo Swan: Amalia True. I do not believe she has any interest in giving the Touched a safe haven. Do you?
Frank Mundi: No. Seeing the future, that ain’t her whole story. She has a purpose.


 

Hugo Swan: Look at you. A shadow afraid of shadows. Such a lonely life.
Frank Mundi: Yeah? Where are all your friends then?


 

Clara: My toes itch.
The Colonel: The ones you’ve got, or the ones you haven’t?
Clara: Both.


 

Lucy Best: [referring to the man Amalia just killed] F*** a drumstick, he’s ugly.


 

Mary Brighton: Frank, you’re a good man. But there’s a part of you that you hate. I won’t say any more. Except that, I will never hate you. Not for who you are. You’ll always be the man that I call when there’s trouble, and when there’s not trouble, I guess.


 

Amalia True: I love them, you know.
Penance Adair: Who?
Amalia True: Dresses. I think they’re just wonderful.

 

4. Undertaking'Sometimes pretending you feel good makes you feel better.' - Desirée Blodgett (The Nevers) Share on X

 

Frank Mundi: [at Mary’s funeral] Where’s the lady who can see the future?


 

Man: A kiss for a pint. That was the deal.
Amalia True: I am a woman of my word. Kiss for a pint.
[she turns and kisses the fiddle player instead]


 

Lord Massen: [to his workers] Next time, come and talk to me as individuals. To band together when you could stand alone? I expect more courage from Englishmen.


 

Bowler Hat: They’re taking the carrot, my lord.
Lord Massen: They’re mouthing the carrot. They spit it back out, we’ll use the stick.


 

Harriet Kaur: How are we ever going to see justice if we’re not a part of justice? All I can see my way through is a grape.


 

Annie Carbey:  [referring to Amalia] So is this what we can expect? A leader who doesn’t lead?
Horatio Cousens: Are you looking to fill that position?
Annie Carbey:  She does have the nicest room.


 

Annie Carbey:  You know True should have been there. I’ve shown more respect for Mary, and I’m her kidnapper.
Horatio Cousens: Amalia misses the point of things, as often as not. But if that chair is warm when she sits in it, she’ll know why.
Annie Carbey:  You don’t think I can best her?
Horatio Cousens: I don’t think you want her job. It’s very draining.


 

Horatio Cousens: We don’t want more violence.
Annie Carbey:  This is London, Doctor. There’s always more.
Horatio Cousens: I still don’t see how you can go from working for Maladie, to being here with Amalia.
Annie Carbey:  You really think they’re that different?


 

Penance Adair: True still not back? I swear to Jesus, I would…
Amalia True: Have you not finished discussing my faults? Come on, Penance. Jesus awaits.
Penance Adair: He already knows what I was going to say. And I’ll add a few Hail Marys for that later.


 

Amalia True: [imitating Penance] Ah, Lord, Mary Brighton trusted you, and you failed her.
Penance Adair: Is that what you think?
Amalia True: I think the longer we wait to find the killer, the greater the chance we never do.


 

Penance Adair: True, I can’t imagine how many funerals you’ve been to, but…
Amalia True: None. We don’t do that when I’m from. We don’t have enough time and we don’t have enough ground.


 

Penance Adair: You know better than anyone what pain does when you don’t make time for it.
Amalia True: All time does is run out.


 

Amalia True: I was left here, completely alone, with nothing but a mission I was never actually given. No orders, no objectives. They left me here, and they f***ed right off. Maybe they died. Who cares? I’m here, where a woman can be killed just for having a voice, which will be the world’s f***ing epitaph if I can’t do something other than make it worse.
Penance Adair: I know your burdens, True. But is vengeance going to make the world better?


 

Amalia True: Cops, the church, the Purists, and our masked freaks. There’s no shortage of people who hate us. But only a few are powerful or inventive enough to have gotten Kroos out of prison undetected.


 

Annie Carbey:  Wait, does that mean Massen killed Mary? Did the ripplings tell you that?
Amalia True: They tell me I don’t get to plan my own day. They’re not treasure maps.


 

Penance Adair: Mary’s death needs to be answered, and not with another death. And it’s not just about what’s right. We’re hated right now. Our first response cannot be hate. We’ll be lined up in the streets.
Annie Carbey:  And they may have killed Mary exactly for that purpose. Make us do something they can rain hell on us for.
Penance Adair: See? Annie agrees, and she’s terrible.


 

Horatio Cousens: Now, Miss Bidlow, she means well, and I know she does good work for the Touched, but it doesn’t make her a friend.
Amalia True: So she goes on the list, with her terrible, bird-watching brother.
Penance Adair: He’s the ringleader. You know, he likes birds. Birds are stupid.
Amalia True: And it’s high time you told him that.


 

Desirée Blodgett: Sometimes pretending you feel good makes you feel better. Trust me.


 

Hugo Swan: It’s no secret that you loathe me.
Frank Mundi: That don’t mean you’re innocent.


 

Hugo Swan: Are we done?
Frank Mundi: Oh, we’re done, Swann. Across the board. And our little arrangement, my debt, is done. Because I got something over you now. I don’t f***ing care.


 

Penance Adair: Oh, you are a monster. And you’re going to go to prison. I don’t care how rich you are.
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: What’s happening? What’s happening?! I don’t know what’s happening.
Penance Adair: You just confessed to the murder of Mary Brighton, and I made a wax recording of it.


 

Penance Adair: You didn’t kill Mary?
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: Is that bad? It’s…
Penance Adair: Of course you didn’t. You’re as gentle as a blush. But you’re still terrible.


 

Penance Adair: I cried, which seems petty now to think about, but I don’t have a lot of experience with men. Certainly not of your class, which from what I’ve seen…
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: No, nobody is quite as barbaric as the well-to-do. Your Lucy had me figured out.


 

Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: Miss Adair, I would give anything if you would erase that day from your mind.
Penance Adair: That’s not how it works.
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: No. No. Nor should it be.


 

Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: Remember my transgressions, so that I may re-earn your trust honestly, over time. If we are to be acquainted, I shall endeavor… No, no, no, no! Damn acquaintance. Acquaintance is exhausting. I just, I want to be your friend, Miss Adair. I want to become your friend.


 

Penance Adair: Do you think your sister did the murder then?
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: What?


 

Annie Carbey: Just keep your head down.
Nimble: Never have, never will.


 

Lord Massen: You think that I had something to do with your friend’s death.
Amalia True: Did you? It would save me such a lot of time.
Lord Massen: I’m going to have to disappoint you, I’m afraid. No one at the club is vying for credit either, though I will keep an ear out.


 

Amalia True: Whoever did have Mary Brighton killed was making a public statement.
Lord Massen: Like stepping on stage and murdering six people.
Amalia True: A different message.
Lord Massen: The same messenger.


 

Amalia True: You’ll take the part of the mastermind behind Mary’s death.
Lord Massen: And you’ll be the irate inspector?
Amalia True: I’ll be Mary. Why would you want me dead?
Lord Massen: I doubt that I do. I’m not entirely clear what your “turn” is. A beacon of some sort? Anyway, benign, and you’re an inoffensive woman. No history of radicalism, I assume.


 

Amalia True: So why me? Why not kill that widow, Mrs. True? She’s a willful creature, and the leader of this motley coven.
Lord Massen: Which means she must have enemies. Her death might be tragic, but perhaps not unexpected. You, on the other hand, are a pure and blameless woman.
Amalia True: And all in white, no less. A statuesque beauty with a mass of auburn hair, and great shining eyes. Christ, I’m not just a beacon. I genuinely resemble a lighthouse.


 

Amalia True: It isn’t just a warning. It’s about hope. It’s about pulling the heart out of the orphans.
Lord Massen: I would think so. In fact, I would say, Miss Brighton, that you are a casualty of war.
Amalia True: So we’re at war.


 

Lord Massen: If I am your killer revealed, behold the lion, Great Britain. An empire unparalleled, and unmerciful in its self-preservation.
Amalia True: My enemy is England. Well, that narrows it down. Thank God I came.
Lord Massen: I said your killer. Your enemy, Miss Brighton, is the scum who caused this plague, the fools who call it power, and the woman who should have known what would happen to you in that park. Unless, of course, she did.


 

Horatio Cousens: [referring to Massen] So he confessed without confessing.
Amalia True: It was honestly impressive.


 

Amalia True: [referring to Massen] Even if he gave the order, he’s part of something much bigger. Pull out one piece, it would be replaced in a day.
Amalia True: [as Penance looks at her disapprovingly] And damn it, it’s wrong. He’s a human being who’s alive, damn it.


 

Annie Carbey:  We still need a response. If we let murder slide, it will only slide down. Whatever’s next will be worse.
Horatio Cousens: Even I know that’s true.


 

Frank Mundi: What do you want?
Maladie: I want everyone to stop lying. Can you see to that?
Frank Mundi: I will try.
Maladie: I have to think about my reputation. Things never come back when they go away.


 

Amalia True: Christ, it was all already there. The questions, the absences, the money you swore you didn’t steal, so we’d assume you did.
Lucy Best: I figured that’d get a bit tired.
Amalia True: You clean my study, but you can’t make your own bed. I am such an idiot.


 

Lucy Best: What do you want, True?
Amalia True: I want it to be someone else!


 

Amalia True: You were the first woman, the first woman to walk through those doors! The one I could lean on instead of protecting, that understood the world the way that I do.
Lucy Best: You don’t know f*** about the world. All your war stories. You don’t know which war. Oh, oh, it’s awful. Because you’ve left bodies on the field, and you’re all damaged.


 

Lucy Best: It’s been three years since I’ve touched another person. And Massen, he says he’ll find a cure.
Amalia True: Of course he tells you that.
Lucy Best: And what are you telling us? A better world? How many of your precious orphans would be lining up to be free of your better world if they had half a chance?


 

Amalia True: It wasn’t supposed to be like this. I don’t know what happened.
Lucy Best: How do you know how it’s supposed to be? Did you do this? Did you make this nightmare?
Amalia True: I just got left behind.
Lucy Best: Of course you got left behind. What good are you? You, a leader?


 

Amalia True: Your boss told me today that we’re at war. I didn’t start it. I didn’t even volunteer. But he’s right. I hope he told you what happens to spies during wartime.
Lucy Best: Is that what this is? There’s rules of engagement. And not just you needing to take your failure out on someone.


 

Lucy Best: [as Amalia pulls out her gun] You think Penance will forgive you for this? You think Mary would?
Amalia True: And that’s where you lose me.


 

Maladie: This wasn’t the plan. Well, it was your plan, wasn’t it? I’m just your instrument. I’ve always been your instrument. Why won’t you play me? Why?


 

Amalia True: She said I had no idea what anyone is going through here. I hate that she’s right. But I can’t get close to them. Lucy’s proof of that.


 

Amalia True: [to Penance] You are the strangest person I’ve ever met. It’s why you’re the one I trust.


 

Penance Adair: Augie Bidlow’s Touched. Birds. He sort of controls them.
Amalia True: I’ll be damned. Do you think that’s why Lavinia took up the cause?
Penance Adair: He’s certain she doesn’t know. I think he’s afraid to tell her.
Amalia True: But he’s not afraid to tell you.


 

Amalia True: What did she say?
Harriet Kaur: [translating Mary’s son] She said, “You’re not alone.”
Amalia True: Well, I think we could all feel that.
Harriet Kaur: You, Mrs. True. She said it to you.


 

Harriet Kaur: [translating Mary’s son] She said to everyone, all of us, to gather, and protect each other. Because of the dark.


 

Harriet Kaur: Those aren’t Mary’s words, are they? That was someone else talking through her.
Penance Adair: That’s right.
Harriet Kaur: Then who? Who do we need to find?

 

5. Hanged'It's as though sin is in bloom. People doing what they oughtn't, or doing nothing. It's like we're being tested, but it's that dream where the test's over, and you've not found your pencils.' - Penance Adair (The Nevers) Share on X

 

Prince Albrecht: [referring to Maladie] A public execution? A travesty we abolished thirty years ago.
General Pecking: A necessity. All of London is watching.
Douglas Broome: The world is watching.
Prince Albrecht: Yes. As we turn savage. Turn into Darwin’s ancestral apes.


 

Lord Massen: We are not apes, Your Grace. We are managing a crisis.


 

Prince Albrecht: Gentlemen. We took a vow to protect the Empire, not to kill for sport. We’ve learned nothing of the origin of the illness, or the creator of these horrors.


 

Horatio Cousens: Are they expecting a rebellion?
Amalia True: Maybe.
Horatio Cousens: Are you planning a rebellion?
Amalia True: A reunion.


 

Amalia True: [as Horatio is kissing her] Stop that. No, don’t stop. You’re a bad person.


 

Lavinia Bidlow: Our hopes for a cure were childish. Its power grows by the day. There’s a fever spreading through London. Do you forget we’re on the eve of a public execution? You think that’s coincidence?
Dr. Edmund Hague: I think it’s justice. When we hang someone in America, we watch.


 

Dr. Edmund Hague: Maladie killed great men of my profession. Friends. I may seem all numbers, but I am still a man. I am still capable of rage. Of pettiness, and hope. The two of us have been more exposed down here than anyone, but your moral compass hasn’t fluttered. I’m still capable. Neither of us has sprouted wings. This creature isn’t all-powerful. If Satan himself is in there, I doubt he’s a match for Lavinia Bidlow.


 

Lavinia Bidlow: We’re taking a terrible risk. It means to destroy us.
Dr. Edmund Hague: If we’ve lost hope, it already has.


 

Annie Carbey: Ah, so you liked it? Telling all to Desirée. Of course you did. You are so predictable.
Nimble: Hey, it’s Mrs. True’s orders. And talking to Desirée, baring the soul, among other things, it takes a weight off. Among other things.


 

Nimble: Men. We truly are the unfairer sex.


 

Harriet Kaur: They’re hanging Maladie for being Touched.


 

Effie Boyle (Maladie): You don’t want this hanging either.
Frank Mundi: No, I want order. I want the wicked punished and the good protected.
Effie Boyle (Maladie): Then do something besides sitting at your desk ogling the Touched women.


 

Effie Boyle (Maladie): I’m the only one showing the human side of the Touched. Mundi, people can print whatever they want. I am still in favor of the truth.


 

Lavinia Bidlow: Why don’t they just bring guns and shoot her themselves?
Male Diner: We are not murderers, madam.
Lavinia Bidlow: No, you just like to watch. At least Maladie has a work ethic.


 

Lavinia Bidlow: Yes, the more barbaric we humans are to each other, the more we pamper our pets.
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: Or maybe the more we need them.


 

Hugo Swan: He’s pressing charges. This is insane!
Frank Mundi: Lord Humphries was badly burned.
Hugo Swan: Bertie Humphries is a bully, and a coward, and he wasn’t burned, he was frozen. And he was frozen because he will not hear the words, “Don’t touch!”


 

Hugo Swan: What a strange fate. We’ve become men with offices.
Frank Mundi: Yeah. It’s like looking in a mirror.


 

Frank Mundi: You ain’t a man with an office. You’re a pimp with a gimmick, and you’re playing with fire.
Hugo Swan: Again, it wasn’t fire…
Frank Mundi: It was someone’s life!


 

Frank Mundi: [to Hugo] Tomorrow, we are going to kill a woman for the public’s entertainment. Because that’s what London is now. It is Jack the f***ing Ripper grown into a whole city. You’re in entertainment. You should come. Get in the dirt, smell the blood. Then you’ll know what’s on your hands.


 

Hugo Swan: Frank, why did you take a job you hate?
Frank Mundi: Because I work with the people who love it.


 

Effie Boyle (Maladie): Oh, I’m not after your story.
Hugo Swan: But you are after something.
Effie Boyle (Maladie): Something you can’t get me.
Hugo Swan: So it’s a challenge, is it?
Effie Boyle (Maladie): You’d like that.
Hugo Swan: I’d like it more over a plate of oysters at Pegini’s.
Effie Boyle (Maladie): We’re both much too busy to spend the afternoon seeing who gets to use who, but there is something you can do for me.


 

Penance Adair: That bird seemed awful keen on my ablutions.
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: Well, I mean, it’s a bird. I didn’t even know you were bathing, and that was a redwing, anyway. They never listen to a word, I think.


 

Penance Adair: It’s just, the madness of all this. It’s as though sin is in bloom. People doing what they oughtn’t, or doing nothing. It’s like we’re being tested, but it’s that dream where the test’s over, and you’ve not found your pencils.


 

Penance Adair: But you’re telling me the truth?
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: I would never betray your trust.
Penance Adair: Wouldn’t sneak a quick glance at what a husband’s meant to see?
Augustus ‘Augie’ Bidlow: Never.
Penance Adair: Well, is my naked frame a source of dullness then?


 

Declan Orrun: You mustn’t rush, my sprouts. It ain’t a hanging if she don’t swing.


 

Declan Orrun: If I ever crash, I like a nice fat horse in front of me to take the brunt.


 

Declan Orrun: What the f*** do you want?
Lord Massen: I want London under control.
Declan Orrun: Meaning yours.
Lord Massen: Meaning not overrun by monsters.


 

Declan Orrun: [to Massen] There’s nothing natural about order, Gilly. There’s chaos. Savagery. And then there’s men like us, who carve out just enough order to make ourselves absolutely necessary. You didn’t come here because you’re afraid of the pretty ladies. You just get ugly men to murder them.


 

Lord Massen: We have a common enemy. Someone, some group, is rewriting the rules of reality. If we don’t find a way to control it…
Declan Orrun: You know why they call me the Beggar King? Hmm? Because I had f***-all, and men followed me anyway. The Touched are going to change things. So did the f***ing longbow. I’ll adapt.


 

Lord Massen: [to Declan] It’s become apparent to me that if London is going to be saved from chaos, it needs to see chaos. What I want from you is just enough.


 

Penance Adair: [referring to Amalia killing Lucy] No, you would never.
Amalia True: No, I would. I wanted to. That’s how you know I didn’t. And, yes, I miss Lucy too.


 

Penance Adair: Well, what about forgiveness? I mean, forgiveness still exists in the world, doesn’t it? Or did we come up with a cure? Was kindness just germs all along?


 

Penance Adair: It’s just, I always say that I won’t make weapons. But most of my gimcracks, they could kill someone in the wrong circumstances.
Amalia True: So could a candlestick. A pail of water.
Penance Adair: They’re violent things, my engines. Sometimes energy itself, it just seems relentless.


 

Amalia True: How did you sleep?
Penance Adair: Standing up, with my eyes open. And working. I didn’t sleep.


 

Amalia True: This is the legal execution of a genuine threat who is also violently unhappy.
Penance Adair: So it’s a mercy killing.
Amalia True: Sometimes it’s a mercy.
Penance Adair: But this time it’s a lynching. For them to crow at, and for us to expect. It’s a noose in a row of nooses, next to a row of nooses.


 

Amalia True: If you get hurt, and you will get hurt…
Penance Adair: Oh, yes. Because I know, I’m a child. I’ve not been in battle. I’ve not killed and eaten a dozen fierce men.
Amalia True: I also haven’t.


 

Penance Adair: But I am in the world. I am a part of God’s world. And I don’t believe He means for us to go backwards, killing each other for sport.
Amalia True: We’ll go save a dozen people tomorrow. Children.
Penance Adair: That’s not the point.
Amalia True: Kittens?


 

Penance Adair: Something inside me broke. It snapped like a rib, True, and it hurts. I will not live with the thought that I ignored that sign.


 

Amalia True: There are things you can’t come back from.
Penance Adair: That’s a theory you’re awful anxious not to test.


 

Penance Adair: It’s about the girls. All of them, in here and all out there. Not just their safety. It’s about how they see the world. A part of them breaks, or goes quiet for always when the world turns beastly. When we just let it.


 

Amalia True: The future of the world depends on what I’m doing.
Penance Adair: The future of the world depends on the present. Isn’t that why you’re here?
Amalia True: I don’t know why I’m here. I don’t know how it got this far, or what I’m doing next. I know what I’m not doing. I’m not mistaking my pain for an idea.


 

Penance Adair: I’m going to the square to stop that hanging. I’m going to save Maladie. That’s mad, right? Acting like she’s still a child of God. Well, we all are. We all have a soul, no matter what viciousness people are spewing. I am going to pluck Maladie right from out their bigoted claws, and let the world see that the Touched are not here to be slaughtered for show. I have practiced saying this, and I feel sweaty!


 

Annie Carbey: [to Penance] I always assumed Maladie had a plan to escape. Never guessed it was you.


 

Lord Massen: Developed a taste for blood, have you?
Hugo Swan: Blood, yes. Just not blue.


 

Penance Adair: [after Maladie seemingly hangs herself] She didn’t want to be rescued.
Frank Mundi: No. She wanted people to see. An audience. She’s going to kill us. Everyone who came to see her die.


 

General Pecking: What the hell’s happening?
Lord Massen: F***ing electricity.


 

Penance Adair: Go alright?
Amalia True: [nods] You?
Penance Adair: It was a riot.

 

6. True'People will often do everything in their power to keep from getting the thing they want.' - Lavinia Bidlow (The Nevers) Share on X

 

Major: First, tell me your name.
Second Boot: Names are sacred, s**tto.


 

Knitter: Lucky, you being where you were.
Stripe: Didn’t feel that lucky.


 

Knitter: You going to ask me what the mission is?
Stripe: You’re looking for a Galanthi.


 

Knitter: Who are you?
Stripe: My name? That’s a little forward. I was married for three years, and I never told either of them.


 

Knitter: [after Stripe calls her a spore] And the term is “empathically enhanced”. “Spore” is a little rude.
Stripe: Yeah. But only a spore would call me on it.


 

Boot: How could they get information from the Galanthi?
Major: Oh, Dainty, torture’s not about information.
Crescent: It’s about hope. Removing the concept of hope.


 

Knitter: There’s still time. Nobody has to die.
Stripe: Yeah. Feel like someone’s going to.


 

Knitter: You know what? You win.
Stripe: What did I win?
Knitter: Whatever you want. Whatever’s here that’s going to make you step up and give a s**t.


 

Stripe: [referring the Galanthi] Why didn’t they come before? What about the five billion people that your great rainosaurs came too late to save?
Knitter: They’re not gods.
Stripe: Then stop praying to them.


 

Knitter: Can you do one thing for me? Can you just hope that we make it right? I’m not afraid to fight, if that’s what it takes. But it has to be for a purpose. It has to matter. To you.
Stripe: You don’t get to ask that.
Knitter: I just did.
Stripe: No. You cannot.


 

Stripe: I am not going to die waiting on a savior.
Knitter: You’re just really insistent that we have to die.
Stripe: Because this close is where we always end up. It’s where we all fold. This close, change is too scary, even for the people who fight for it.


 

Knitter: I’ve done things that you can’t imagine. And the spores, they didn’t make me brilliant, or brainwashed. They were a question. And it turns out that nothing will crack this world harder than one gentle question. So, yes. I hope, for a better world.


 

Knitter: [to Stripe] You were right. It was always going to end like this.


 

Stripe: [as Knitter is dying] The Galanthi is going back for help. Believe me, okay? I believe there’s hope. Please hope.


 

Gert: It’s Varnum you’re mooning over. He’s not got the money to marry. Has he even said he would if he could?
Amalia True: He’s made no kind of promise.
Gert: I like him the better for that. You’ve got to be thinking of your future, Molly. Your real future. Not the one that’s in your head.


 

Gert: [referring to Varnum, after Amalia’s married Thomas] Asked after you.
Amalia True: After me?
Gert: Invited us all to attend his housewarming, sweet boy. Of course his wife’s seven months in, and a barren woman’s bad luck in an expectant home, so I just thanked him for you. That’s the man you should have gone after. I always said.


 

Amalia True: Well, God makes His plans, so here we are.
Dr. Campbell: Sometimes it feels like God made His plans long before He met us.


 

Amalia True: [after she commits suicide and Strip finds herself in her body] What are the f***ing rules? Because this “Christmas Carol” crap is so specific to my three-term focus.
Matron: [slaps her twice] You will keep a civil tongue in this house. You will be meek and grateful to God that you have been delivered from your own sinful act.
Amalia True: And now I know the rules.


 

Amalia True: [to Maladie] You know, Sarah, a friend’s the one you trust to trust you back.


 

Amalia True: I’m a Stripe. I go, and I do. And no one said “go”. I got no mission. I should be dead. Why aren’t I dead? Why are my hands so tiny?


 

Mrs. Hundley: I highly doubt the Lord Himself presented to you as a great light.
Maladie: I know what I saw.
Mrs. Hundley: You’re an unreliable witness, my dear. You’re in an asylum.
Amalia True: So are you.


 

Horatio Cousens: You seem to have avoided infection, despite the Thames best efforts.
Amalia True: Believe it or not, I’ve been in worse.


 

Horatio Cousens: Are you from America?
Amalia True: South Coast Canada. Or, yes. Or, no. I’m a baker.


 

Amalia True: Has there been anything about a light in the sky, from the day I ended up here? Someone saw, or in the news?
Horatio Cousens: Is that why you went in the river? A light?
Amalia True: No, I think it’s why I came out. Has anyone been better? Smart, or compassionate, or… You know what? Never mind. I sound like I belong in this place.


 

Horatio Cousens: [referring to his own powers] Aliens from the future gave us magic powers. It was staring me in the face.
Amalia True: Well, you’ve seen ailments you can’t explain last few weeks, yeah?
Horatio Cousens: Here in the ward, yes. But I’m not…
Amalia True: Insane?
Horatio Cousens: A woman.


 

Amalia True: The spores don’t affect everyone they hit. I never understood why. But they don’t normally cause random powers. There’s a pattern I’m missing.


 

Amalia True: Should I trust you? Do you think I’m insane?
Horatio Cousens: Maybe. Maybe your alien was.


 

Amalia True: No one’s spored, empathically enhanced. There’s no one here to guide us. To say here’s what needs to change.


 

Amalia True: I was a mistake. A mean joke. I’m a Stripe. I’m not good. I’ve got issues you literally don’t have names for yet. I might be why the spores were s**t.


 

Amalia True: Why would it put me in this? Yeah, this doughy little frame. It’s perfect. I got world-class tits, but I can’t see over a chair.
Horatio Cousens: It’s a good frame. And nobody was using it.


 

Amalia True: I got to get out of this place.
Horatio Cousens: Then you might not want to say “f***” quite so often. And give me back my morphine.
Amalia True: F***!


 

Amalia True: You didn’t say anything, did you? About us, or the mission?
Maladie: You don’t have to ask me that. You’re the one I trust to trust me back.


 

Dr. Edmund Hague: Well, first of all, that you two may be among the Touched. That’s what they’re calling these people who’ve blossomed these last few months. Touched.
Maladie: They called me that already.


 

Dr. Edmund Hague: They tell me that you can see the future.
Amalia True: No, I feel it. Suddenly. Like I’m falling down. But I’m not. And then later, I do.


 

Lavinia Bidlow: You had every reason to expect a positive outcome from the hearing.
Amalia True: I had no reason to expect a positive outcome.
Lavinia Bidlow: Because of your “turn”? Did you see the coming rejection?


 

Amalia True: I practically run the place. For free. If you have any head for numbers, you can do the lack of maths.
Lavinia Bidlow: I have an extraordinary head for numbers. I also know that people will often do everything in their power to keep from getting the thing they want.


 

Horatio Cousens: [referring to the building] What do you think?
Amalia True: I think I am starting to like this body after all. Oh, the place. It’s dreary as f***. And it’s definitely filled with the angry ghosts of murdered children.


 

Horatio Cousens: [referring to the orphanage] Possible charges?
Amalia True: Some Irish girl. I think she builds things. Not Patience, but something weird. Sadness O’Religionface. I don’t know. God, I hope she drinks.


 

Horatio Cousens: I thought you were boasting before. But you might actually be the worst person for this job.
Amalia True: No, I’m going to be great. I’m going to bring us all harmony and peace.


 

Amalia True: [after finding the Galanthi] I told everyone you were going to save them. Save the world. That you’re hope. But you’re not. Not for Lucy. Not for Mary. And Sarah? What a team, you and me, except no you. No wisdom. No plan. Just people to leave behind, over, and over, and… I’m doing it now. I left Penance because you said, “Find me.” I left my heart to come talk to you. Talk to me!


 

Amalia True: [to the Galanthi] Why are you hiding? Why did it go so wrong? Was it me? Did my wreck of a brain cause all this s**t? I woke up in this world, in this body that I can’t fit into. Who is this? Who the f*** am I? You should have brought Knitter. She believed. And I took that from her. She died in despair. My despair. It should have been anyone else. Someone not broken. Someone taller.


 

Penance Adair: [Galanthi shows Amalia the future] It is upsetting. The future being so grim for everyone. But we’ll just change it all up.
Amalia True: You make it sound so simple.
Penance Adair: No. It’s work. It’s a life’s work. Like as not to drive us mad, or get us killed. And we’ll never know if we’d done enough, or done it right. But what in the world is as rare and nourishing as a life’s work? As I see it, God gave me a gift. And by way of recompense, He’s given me another.
Amalia True: Any idea what we do next?


 

Myrtle Haplisch: [Galanthi shows Amalia the future] Oh, Amalia. This is a long time from that little cave. This I will need you to forget.


 

Amalia True: I didn’t find out who our enemy is.
Penance Adair: But you found something out.
Amalia True: It’s time to tell them. Everything. The future. The Galanthi. The fight that’s coming.
Penance Adair: Feels right.


 

Amalia True: My name is Zephyr. Zephyr Alexis Navine.
Penance Adair: Well, I’m very pleased to meet you.
Amalia True: Me too.

 

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Shadow and Bone Quotes on Netflix

February 26, 2021 by MovieQuotesandMore.com

Our list of the best quotes from Netflix’s fantasy drama series created by Eric Heisserer, based on the Grishaverse novels by Leigh Bardugo. Shadow and Bone is set in a war-torn world, and follows soldier and orphan Alina Starkov (Jessie Mei Li), who has just unleashed an extraordinary power that might unite her world. Alina is then torn from everything she knows to train as part of an elite army of magical soldiers known as Grisha. But as she struggles to hone her power, she finds that allies and enemies can be one and the same, and that nothing in this lavish world is what it seems.

Season 2

1. A Searing Burst of Light

Alina Starkov: When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. When I got older, I learned that darkness is a place, and it’s full of monsters.


 

Alina Starkov: I live in East Ravka, but I’ve never been welcome here. Because I look like my mother, and she looked like the enemy.


 

Ana Kuya: [to young Alina] Keep a pencil in your hand. Or else someone will put a rifle in it instead.


 

Alina Starkov: I spent years thinking I’d find a way out. Around the Fold, to go somewhere where no one cares where I’m from. But now, I’m old enough to know the only way out is through.


 

Ana Kuya: Can’t hide forever.
Young Mal: Yes, I can!
Ana Kuya: Alright, maybe you can. But this is what you become! A boy who hides from a fight! Get very good at it, maybe you’ll survive to see twenty.


 

Alina Starkov: So we’re back together?
Malyen Oretsev: They can’t keep best friends apart for too long.
Alina Starkov: Corporal Oretsev, are you saying you miss me?
Malyen Oretsev: Well, I need someone to take the fall for my petty crimes, that’s all.


 

Alina Starkov: It’s like home all over again.
Malyen Oretsev: Well, it wasn’t all bad. We learned some good life lessons back then.
Alina Starkov: Yeah? Care to share with the class?
Malyen Oretsev: One, don’t cry in public.
Alina Starkov: Hide your emotional breakdown for when you’re alone. Obviously.
Malyen Oretsev: Two, always carry a weapon on you.
Alina Starkov: Always.
Malyen Oretsev: There is a third, I just can’t remember what it is.


 

Dubrov: I would have made a killing on you. But, no, he refused to loan me any money, so.
Mikhael: That’s because you’re a child in a bigger child’s body.
Dubrov: You’re shorter than I am.


 

Malyen Oretsev: [mocking Bohdan] There’s nothing to fear. I will now be selecting names for what I call the “nightmare lottery”.


 

Rotty: Someone stole a DeKappel from a merch’s private residence last night.
Kaz Brekker: Is that so?
Rotty: It’s a painting. A landscape of Ravka. The Fold. Oil on parchment.
Kaz Brekker: I know who DeKappel is.
Rotty: Well, he don’t do nudes, so I never heard of him.


 

Inej Ghafa: [referring to Dreesen] He’s looking for a crew willing to cross the Fold into East Ravka and bring back something.
Kaz Brekker: The Fold? Well, of course, certain death pays a million.


 

Inej Ghafa: This one girl, Kesh, she has skill. She’s like me.
Kaz Brekker: I only invest in the one of a kind. She isn’t like you. No one is.


 

Inej Ghafa: What’s our move now?
Kaz Brekker: You’re the one of us who believes in a higher power. If we’re going to survive a round trip through the Fold, we’ll need a miracle or two.


 

Zoya: [to Mal] When I get nerves the night before, I like to have a good tumble with a stranger. Clears my head. That’s my remedy.


 

Zoya: [to Mal] You don’t seem like the type who does what they should.


 

Malyen Oretsev: [referring to the food he stole] I thought it would get me an invitation to jail, but it just got me an invitation to tumble with a Grisha.
Alina Starkov: You tumbled a Grisha?
Malyen Oretsev: No. No, I just flirted with her. Maybe she flirted with me.


 

Malyen Oretsev: Well, turns out they do need me, so.
Alina Starkov: So I could shoot you in the foot.
Malyen Oretsev: You’re a terrible shot.


 

Malyen Oretsev: [referring to the Fold] When I was young, I had nightmares about it. Going in. Finding my parents, still dead. Waiting for me.


 

Alina Starkov: If it goes wrong, come back. You’ve lost enough to it already.
Malyen Oretsev: I’ll find my way back to you. Promise.


 

Inej Ghafa: Have you ever put out fire by adding more fire?
Jesper Fahey: Then what’s the opposite then?
Inej Ghafa: A Sun Summoner.
Jesper Fahey: Alright, then, one of those.
Kaz Brekker: Doesn’t exist.
Inej Ghafa: Doesn’t exist yet.


 

Inej Ghafa: We can let this one go, Kaz.
Jesper Fahey: Sounds like a trap anyway.
Kaz Brekker: A trap would sound easy. This is something else.


 

Kaz Brekker: You don’t bring in a Heartrender, unless you need an answer out of someone who isn’t willing to talk. That’s how we get this job before anyone else.


 

Pekka Rollins: So here’s the deal. Work for me, give over this dump, and the Orchid, then I’ll give you ten percent of whatever business comes in.
Oncle Bart: That’s a s**t deal. I already get a hundred percent.
Pekka Rollins: Yeah, okay. The other option is, I’ll carve you up, and leave you in a barrel for the rats. So, how about ten?


 

Mikhael: Cheer up, Dubrov. The Black General’s here to save the day.
Dubrov: Oh, is he going to tear down the Fold?
Mikhael: No, I was being sarcastic.
Dubrov: Oh.
Mikhael: He’s a Grisha, not a miracle-worker.


 

Malyen Oretsev: [to Alina] I’ll be back before you know it.
Alexei: And I’ll be here the whole time. Me and the cartographers, I mean.


 

Alina Starkov: We’ve been assigned with you.
Malyen Oretsev: No. Turn around right now.
Alina Starkov: Orders are orders.
Malyen Oretsev: I could shoot you in the foot.
Alina Starkov: I like my feet, thank you.


 

Raisa: Why are you here if we’re supposed to keep things dark?
Polina the Inferni: For when the dark comes to keep you.


 

Dreesen: [as Kaz and his gang enters] One look and I can tell. Criminals.


 

Kaz Brekker: No businessman worth his salt bargains for what he can take.


 

Milana: Tell me what happened in the Fold. What saved you?
Alexei: You won’t believe me, but it was a Sun Summoner.


 

Dreesen: [referring to the Sun Sommoner] Who was it?
Alexei: If I tell you, you’ll set me free?
Dreesen: You have my word. I’ll set you free. You’re in Ketterdam now, Alexei. You can go anywhere in the world from here. Just imagine. Come on.
Alexei: Her name is Alina Starkov.


 

Alexei: You’ll set me free now?
Dreesen: Thank you. Of course.
[turns, shoots and kills him]


 

Dreesen: You have until sunrise, then your ship will have sailed, Mr. Brekker. The prize is one million kruge. Now bring me Alina Starkov.

 

2. We’re All Someone’s Monster'Never make decisions out of fear. Only out of spite.' - Kaz Brekker (Shadow and Bone) Share on X

 

Young Mal: Don’t you want to know if you’re Grisha?
Young Alina: Not if we can’t go together.


 

Inej Ghafa: It was one thing when we had at least week to find a way across the Fold. But sunrise? We have to say no.
Kaz Brekker: No.
Inej Ghafa: That’s a “no” to the job then?
Kaz Brekker: That’s a “no” to saying “no”.


 

Kaz Brekker: If I can’t crack this, none of us is going anywhere.
Inej Ghafa: And if you do?
Kaz Brekker: Then maybe you stay here!
Inej Ghafa: Maybe I won’t be here when you get back.


 

General Kirigan: What are you?
Alina Starkov: Alina Starkov, Assistant Cartographer, Royal Corps of Surveyors. They’re all gone. It’s my fault. That’s why I’m here, isn’t it?
General Kirigan: Answer the question. What are you?
Alina Starkov: A mapmaker, sir.


 

General Kirigan: Our mapmaker. Is this true? Can you summon light?


 

Malyen Oretsev: [referring to Alina] She’s in trouble.
Army Doctor: How so?
Malyen Oretsev: Because she isn’t Grisha. When they realize their mistake, what do you think they’ll do to her?
Army Doctor: How are you so sure?
Malyen Oretsev: Because I know her better than anyone else does.


 

Pekka Rollins: You can do nothing, walk away from it. I’ll tell Dreesen I’m taking over for you. Then we’re even.
Kaz Brekker: Not even close.
Pekka Rollins: Hang on. The other option is, I’ll cave your head in with your own cane, and dump you in the harbor. That first option seems better now, don’t it?
Kaz Brekker: Tell me, have we ever made a deal before?
Pekka Rollins: You and me? No. Otherwise you’d know better. Or you’d be dead.


 

Inej Ghafa: [referring to Kaz] He’s obsessed with taking down Pekka Rollins.
Jesper Fahey: Well, of course he’s obsessed with the one villain in town who’s taken out the stadwatch to get away with literal murder.


 

Kaz Brekker: Never make decisions out of fear, Jesper. Only out of spite.
Jesper Fahey: Well, greed always worked for me.


 

Alina Starkov: There’s been a mistake. I need to find Mal.
Ivan: The general does not make mistakes. His orders were to get you to Little Palace immediately. Now get in the coach.
Alina Starkov: Everyone makes mistakes. Look at me. Do I look important to you?
Ivan: You look like trouble. Which is nearly the same.


 

Inej Ghafa: I need you to kill a man for me.
Jesper Fahey: Oh. Why me? But you’ve got as many knives as I’ve got teeth.
Inej Ghafa: You know why.
Jesper Fahey: Yeah. But how is getting me to do it any different from you doing it?


 

Fedyor: You’re a very special girl, so how has no one looked twice at you before?
Alina Starkov: Are you joking? Maybe it’s nicer inside the walls of the Little Palace, but out here, when you’re different, when you look different, everything is at risk of becoming a fight.


 

Ivan: Do you know why the Little Palace has walls in the first place? Because for years, being Grisha was a death sentence. At least now, thanks to General Kirigan, we’re protected. Feared. And that’s how we survive. Not by being overlooked, but by making them look, and knowing you’re powerful.
Alina Starkov: I’ve survived long enough without your protection. Thank you.
Fedyor: But you wouldn’t last a minute now that you are you.


 

Alina Starkov: I get it. The whole country wants to see the Fold gone.
Fedyor: But it’s bigger than that. You are hope for the country, yes, but a myth come true for a Grisha. It was a Grisha who created the Fold. If a Grisha destroys it, maybe we wouldn’t need those high walls to protect us anymore.


 

Alina Starkov: [as she’s about to be killed] No! Please! I’m not Grisha! I’m a mapmaker!
Druskelle: [in Fjerdan] What you are is a witch.


 

Kaz Brekker: Jesper, you ask for an explosives expert on every job.
Jesper Fahey: Yeah, because I don’t want to be the one you point to, and say, “Explode something for us.” That is not a Jesper talent. I shoot things with style. And I look good. Just play to my strengths, boss.


 

Kaz Brekker: I go to Heleen now and ask for her buyout, she knows I need Inej, and sets a price I can’t pay.
Jesper Fahey: That’s evil. Well, how do you know that?
Kaz Brekker: It’s what I would do. Besides, Inej refuses to kill. Would you trust her in a matter of life and death?
Jesper Fahey: Well, I’ve trusted her so far, and I’m still alive. So, yeah.


 

Jesper Fahey: The bouncers will know you on sight.
Kaz Brekker: That’s why I brought you. Make sure they don’t see me.
Jesper Fahey: Handsome decoy is also not a Jesper talent.


 

Alina Starkov: What happened back there?
General Kirigan: Druskelle. Elite members of the Fjerdan military, trained to infiltrate deep behind our lines and kill or kidnap Grisha.
Alina Starkov: I meant how you sliced one of them in half from a dozen paces.
General Kirigan: Would you rather I’d used a sword?
Alina Starkov: I don’t know.


 

General Kirigan: There is matter to everything. Even air. Or shadow. Too small to see. The Cut is something a Summoner can do, but it requires tremendous skill. And I would only use it as a last resort. Like and ambush.


 

Alina Starkov: Is this my life now? Hunted wherever I go.
General Kirigan: You get used to it.


 

General Kirigan: That’s why I’m traveling with you.
Alina Starkov: They’re that scared of you?
General Kirigan: I think they’re more scared of you.
Alina Starkov: Why?
General Kirigan: What your power means to us. You may well be the first of your kind, but we’ve always had a name for you. For what we hope you can do. Enter the Fold. Destroy it from within.


 

Alina Starkov: I don’t want any of this. Why can’t you get rid of it?
General Kirigan: Do you think I haven’t tried, Miss Starkov? If I enter the Fold, I’m a beacon for the volcra. All I can do is make it worse.


 

General Kirigan: You would give up your gift?
Alina Starkov: Gift? You dragged me away from my only friends, and now, according to you, I’m going to be a target for the rest of my life. You want to know why you’ve never found someone with this power? Maybe it’s because they don’t want to be found!


 

Alina Starkov: [referring to why she wasn’t tested as a child] We hid. We were different enough already. Didn’t want to be even more alone.
General Kirigan: You are Grisha. You are not alone.


 

Lieutenant Bohdan: [referring to Alina] Let those fancy folk handle her. Until they decide she’s a fraud and put her head on a spike. I’m not wasting time, or men on it.
Malyen Oretsev: Until a few hours ago, she was one of your own. And you would turn your back on her so quickly? And they won’t kill her. She’s real. I saw it.
Lieutenant Bohdan: All I know is she’s not worth the risk until the King tells me so.
Malyen Oretsev: She’s worth it, sir.


 

Lieutenant Bohdan: When I was drafted, my sergeant schooled us about Grisha. He said we would win this war because one of them was worth fifty of us. Then the revolver pistol came in from the west, and I was told a Grisha was worth two dozen soldiers. When I lost half my company to the Fjerdans with a repeating rifle, and one in ten of our casualties was Grisha, they said, it was an acceptable ratio. How long before they are just as useless as the rest of us?


 

Arken: [as Inej is about to kill him] What amount of prayer can forgive murder?
Inej Ghafa: Ask the Saints for me.


 

Inej Ghafa: [referring to the Conductor] You choose him over my freedom?
Kaz Brekker: You assume it’s one or the other.


 

Alina Starkov: Am I a prisoner?
General Kirigan: All of Ravka is. Until you and I have banished the Fold.
Alina Starkov: So no pressure.


 

Malyen Oretsev: Mikhael, Dubrov, what are you doing?
Mikhael: Keeping a friend from making a mistake.
Malyen Oretsev: It’s not a mistake, she’s in danger.


 

Mikhael: Look, you want into the palace? Be a hero. Get a medal. That will get you invited.
Malyen Oretsev: Right. Fine, I’ll stay. But only for you.
Mikhael: Yeah. Sure. It has nothing to do with the getting hanged or killed part.


 

Dubrov: I don’t get it. She kept her power a secret from him. Isn’t he mad at her?
Mikhael: We’re all fools, Dubrov. And when our closest friend is in trouble, we do foolish things.


 

Kaz Brekker: I’m taking her. And when we return, I’ll have the buyout to clear the books. Until then, this is my collateral.
Tante Heleen: What do you have that could possibly be enough? The Crow Club? Well, I stand corrected. Inej is yours to lose now. It’s all yours to lose.

 

3. The Making at the Heart of the World'Getting lost can happen even when you know where you are.' - Alina Starkov (Shadow and Bone) Share on X

 

Alina Starkov: Dear Mal, I don’t know where this letter will find you, but you mustn’t worry about me. I’m fine. Safe in the Little Palace. It’s like I blinked and the whole world changed.


 

Alina Starkov: [after hearing the servants saying she smells like horse] I am perfectly capable of washing myself. And, yes, I smell like horse. I was on one for two hundred miles. After nearly being killed. Twice. And I understand Old Ravkan, and that was really quite rude.


 

Alina Starkov: Don’t change my eyes.
Genya Safin: I don’t care that you’re part Shu. I care that you look terrible.

 

'True north is home. It is where you feel safe. And loved. You have always been my true north.' - Alina Starkov (Shadow and Bone) Share on X

 

Genya Safin: I’m a Tailor. I can fix, but I can also modify.
Alina Starkov: I’ve never met a Tailor before.
Genya Safin: I’m almost as rare as you. Though I’d hardly say saving the Queen from sagging tits makes me as important as you. Important to the Queen, of course, and she does not like to see cracks in her porcelain.


 

Alina Starkov: [referring to the scar on her hand] No, that one’s a reminder of home.
Genya Safin: Sentimental. We’ll work on that too.


 

Alina Starkov: I can’t go in front of the King. I need more time. I’ve only been a Grisha for a day.
Genya Safin: Maybe you’ve only been aware for a day. But you’ve been a Grisha your whole life.


 

Kaz Brekker: Most Grisha grew up in the Little Palace. Very few would betray their general, and fewer still would help foreigners kidnap their most prized possession.
Arken: Nina’s a radical. Thinks Grisha should get to choose if they serve the Crown. She despises involuntary service more than she does Fjerdans.


 

Arken: [after Nina’s been captured] This seems like a reasonable juncture to abandon this whole Sun Summoner plan.
Kaz Brekker: Abandon? We’re in this now. And I know what a million kruge means to me. What does it mean to you?
Inej Ghafa: Freedom.
Jesper Fahey: Fun. Like, at least a few months.
Arken: Retirement.
Kaz Brekker: Right, so we press on.


 

Genya Safin: No one can see you until King Pyotr does.
Alina Starkov: It’s just as well. This outfit is ridiculous.
Genya Safin: Sadly, this is how the King sees the First Army. He cares little for mud, blood, or sacrifice.


 

General Kirigan: How was your rest?
Alina Starkov: Restless.


 

General Kirigan: It’s not magic. It’s science. Or rather, Small Science. We do not conjure from nothing. We manipulate that which already exists around us.
Alina Starkov: You make it sound so easy.
General Kirigan: A bird makes flight look easy. But it was born to do so.
Alina Starkov: When it’s ready.
General Kirigan: So, be ready.


 

Alina Starkov: You’re asking me to do something I didn’t even know I could do three days ago.
General Kirigan: Do you believe I brought you here to make a fool of you? To make a fool of both of us? Just keep your focus on me, and you’ll be fine.


 

Alina Starkov: I thought you ruled the Grisha.
General Kirigan: I may lead the Second Army, but the King is still the King.


 

General Kirigan: She is Alina Starkov, the Sun Summoner, moya tsaritsa. She will change the future. Starting now.


 

General Kirigan: You were perfect.
Alina Starkov: I don’t know where it came from.
General Kirigan: It came from everywhere. Because you called upon it to come. Welcome home, Miss Starkov.


 

General Zlatan: It is time to accept that we need to break away from the old country. Now is the time to form our own country, to keep what we make, and what we earn, instead of sending it to the East.


 

Kaz Brekker: Hope is dangerous. It clouds your judgment. Pray, scream, do whatever you have to do to push this out of your mind and move on. We all have debts to pay.


 

Nina Zenik: So you’re taking us to Fjerda? To our deaths?
Matthias: To face trial, as our law demands.
Nina Zenik: How many Grisha are found innocent at your so-called trials? That’s right. None! Your trials are a sham! Just like you and your friends.


 

Jesper Fahey: I lost a little bit of the money. I lost all of the money. But I managed to steal twenty pounds of alabaster coal.
Arken: No, no, no, no. Sixteen pounds!
Jesper Fahey: Sixteen pounds of alabaster coal.


 

Kaz Brekker: [referring to the landmines] I thought you said they weren’t real.
Arken: I said nothing of the sort. I just said I put up the sign myself.


 

Botkin: [to Alina] All of Ravka’s foes want to kill you before you can destroy the Fold. It’s a great honor to have so many enemies.


 

Zoya: [a they are about to fight] Care to back down?
Alina Starkov: Not familiar with the concept.


 

Alina Starkov: [writing to Mal] I wish you were here. If you were, it wouldn’t feel so overwhelming. I’m dreaming about that Stag again. I know you’d laugh. Tell me it’s just a fable. But then again, so was the Sun Summoner. And yet, here I am.


 

The Apparat: You are well-read, aren’t you? Educated?
Alina Starkov: The headmistress where I grew up said because I didn’t possess any physical talent, I should possess knowledge.
The Apparat: Isn’t that lovely of her?


 

The Apparat: [referring to the Stag] They learned killing one of these beasts, and then melding a piece of it into their body would amplify their abilities. Sometimes the gain was minor, but with the right binding, the increase in power was astonishing.
Alina Starkov: They slaughter the animals to take this power?
The Apparat: Only the Grisha who takes that life can take that creature’s power.


 

The Apparat: [to Alina] Mostly the peasants hate the Grisha, but I think it is because the Grisha do not suffer. But you have suffered, haven’t you? I think you will suffer more.


 

Baghra: You don’t belong here?
Alina Starkov: I’m told that I do.
Baghra: You have to be told a thing to believe it?
Alina Starkov: Not always.


 

Baghra: Then what are you?
Alina Starkov: A Sun Summoner?
Baghra: And can you summon the sun without the general clutching your wrist? His blood and bones amplify other Grisha. Did you know that?
Alina Starkov: Human amplifiers don’t exist.
Baghra: You’re an expert on such things?


 

Baghra: Can you summon the power on your own?
Alina Starkov: I can’t.


 

Baghra: [to Alina] Everyone believes that you are the one. Come back when you believe it too.


 

Alina Starkov: [writing to Mal] I know I should be grateful. The clothes, the food, it’s beyond anything we’d imagined. And yet I wish I were with the First Army. In some moldy tent, drawing a world, where the Little Palace is just a bit of pencil on paper. Not real. None of it real. None of it bad.


 

Arken: Physics and engineering account for most of my success.
Inej Ghafa: And the rest?
Arken: What we might call divine intervention, and what others might call luck.


 

Alina Starkov: Is this some kind of punishment for you?
Taster Boy: This is a plum gig. I was so happy when the last taster died.


 

Jesper Fahey: This is how we die?
Arken: Jesper, grab the goat.
Jesper Fahey: I’m not throwing out the goat!
Arken: Grab the damn goat! It’s not bait. It’s for you! I need you to calm down. Hug the goat. Shut the hell up.


 

Alina Starkov: What I haven’t said in this letter, Mal, what I’ve been trying to write among all these scattered words is that I’m afraid. I’m scared, Mal. We grew up reading about a Saint who would one day perform a miracle of light, and solve our country’s problems, and we knew that was a lie. We knew that no stranger ever solved our problems for us. No great miracle was coming. That’s why we had each other. The world is hard and cruel. But we had each other, and that was enough. That was everything.


 

Alina Starkov: If Saints were once real, they’ve long since left us. Yet now, everyone is looking at me like I’m the answer. Like I’m the miracle the world has been waiting for. Or perhaps they know I’m a fraud. An imposter. I’m terrified. Of failure, or success. If I really do have this power, who am I? I would be everything we mocked and dismissed. A stranger to myself. And to you.


 

Alina Starkov: You once told me you were the most scared when you were lost. But getting lost can happen even when you know where you are. You told me about cardinal north. And true north. Cardinal north is a direction on a map. True north? True north is home. It is where you feel safe. And loved. You have always been my true north, Mal. And if I am to survive this, I need to be home again, with you.

 

4. Otkazat’sya'Know that when I told you about true north, I was talking about you. You are my true north, and I can see my way to you now.' - Malyen Oretsev (Shadow and Bone) Share on X

 

Malyen Oretsev: Dear Alina, weeks gone and still no word from you. This is my third letter. My unit has been sent to Chernast where the Fjerdans keep attacking at night. I tried bribing a Squaller to get word to you. He laughed at me. I petitioned the lieutenant to write to Little Palace on my behalf. Before he dismissed me, he asked, “What is she to you, anyway?” And I wasn’t sure how to answer.


 

Malyen Oretsev: [writing to Alina] I can’t stop seeing your face that day on the skiff. I’m not sure I ever will.


 

Alina Starkov: [referring to Kirigan] Black is his color. Not mine.


 

General Kirigan: Tell me, are you so anxious to be like everyone else?
Alina Starkov: It would be nice to know what that feels like, someday, General.
General Kirigan: Well, that day is not today.


 

Kaz Brekker: It turns out the Kribirsk archives house the Little Palace blueprints. But they’re kept under lock and key. Far from the prying eyes of the masses.
Jesper Fahey: Yes!
Arken: What does that mean?
Jesper Fahey: Time for a heist.


 

Kaz Brekker: Make friends.
Arken: But that’s the hardest job.
Kaz Brekker: You managed to win us over, didn’t you?


 

General Kirigan: [as Alina look at her reflection] What do you see?
Alina Starkov: Someone’s version of me.
General Kirigan: Or perhaps the real you has finally emerged.


 

Alina Starkov: Training is good. Well, I think it’s going well. It’s hard to tell with Baghra sometimes, isn’t it?
General Kirigan: Always.


 

General Kirigan: When I was a boy, I used to run away and hide here. Once I realized that I was a descendant of the most hated Grisha in Ravka, I’d come here, throw a coin. Make a wish in the fountain. Same wish, over and over again. That I could be anyone else.


 

General Kirigan: I have devoted my life to undoing the great sin of my forebearer, but I am never seen as the solution. Only as a reminder of the problem. And they always need someone to blame.
Alina Starkov: That’s why you look at me like that, isn’t it? I’m your solution. Only, if I fail, they’ll turn on me. And I’ll be the brand new Heretic.
General Kirigan: If you believe anything, believe I will not let that happen.


 

General Kirigan: I shall be right by your side. You and I are going to change the world, Alina.


 

Malyen Oretsev: Dear Alina, this may be my last letter to you. This Stag has some connection to you, I don’t know how or why, but if tracking it down for your general is what will reunite us, then, I’ll see you soon.


 

Marie: One time, Baghra released a hive of bees on me.
Nadia: Worst part is, it worked.
Marie: It really did. I could summon at will after that.
Alina Starkov: Anyway, it doesn’t matter. Once Mal gets here, it will be better. He’s seen me through everything. He’ll know the right thing to say to get me through this. Hopefully.


 

Marie: [referring to Mal] Is he handsome? He is handsome, isn’t he? I can tell by the way you said his name.
Alina Starkov: It’s not like that.
Marie: Are you sure?


 

Kaz Brekker: May the Sun Summoner bless you.
Archivist: Oh, I’m not a believer.
Kaz Brekker: Well, truth be told, neither am I.


 

Mikhael: What’s that in your hand?
Dubrov: Nothing.
Mikhael: Did you pick up the Stag s**t, Dubrov?
Dubrov: In case we don’t find the actual Stag.


 

Malyen Oretsev: [writing to Alina] I’m not even sure why I bother to write this letter. I may never have a chance to send it. But I will find the Stag. It’s the one thing I can still give you. Maybe the only thing.


 

Matthias: Are your parents also Grisha?
Nina Zenik: Are your parents also slavers?
Matthias: Were you born a witch, or was that by choice?
Nina Zenik: Were you born a prick, or was it a choice?


 

Nina Zenik: What do they teach you? Aside from the fact that we’re evil, and should be burned at the stake?
Matthias: That you kill us. Every chance you get.
Nina Zenik: Because you want all Grisha dead!


 

Nina Zenik: Why am I even arguing with you? You’re not here to change your mind on anything. Only to make yourself feel better about sending me to my death.
Matthias: I feel nothing about you.
Nina Zenik: Well, I guess that makes you good at your job. And also a terrible person.
Matthias: Terrible? Says the one who uses magic to stop a man’s heart.


 

Nina Zenik: [referring to Kirigan] You’re pathetic. You come here with your sad little peace offering, when all you want is information on him?
Matthias: You want to eat.
Nina Zenik: I’d rather starve than be a traitor!


 

Inej Ghafa: As a friend once said, “If I can’t crack this, none of us are going anywhere.”


 

Alina Starkov: I think I need an amplifier. Something to boost my strength.
Baghra: You can’t light a doorway on your own.


 

Baghra: General Kirigan can’t be your crutch forever. And the use of amplifiers is a barbaric, lazy practice.
Alina Starkov: You could at least try to be encouraging.
Baghra: I’m not your mother. But I guess you’ll always be looking for one of those.


 

Young Alina: If it’s not the Grisha trying to separate us, it will be the war. We can’t hide forever, but we can run. Together.
Young Mal: Together.


 

Alina Starkov: [revealing how she got the scar on her hand] I knew the testers used sudden pain to detect Grisha power. But it wouldn’t show if I was already in pain. So I protected myself.


 

Alina Starkov: I wasn’t aware I was Grisha. I was just doing whatever I could to not be separated from Mal.
Baghra: You protected yourself by denying yourself.
Alina Starkov: He was bullied when he was alone. I wasn’t thinking of me. I was thinking of him. We planned to run away together.
Baghra: You had plans. Perhaps he never did, because where is he now?
Alina Starkov: I don’t know.
Baghra: Who are you holding back for then?


 

General Kirigan: I have been fighting this war alone for so long. I have buried so many good soldiers. Friends. The coffers are running dry, the noose tightens, and our own people are turning against Grisha, just as their kin once did.
Alina Starkov: [uses her light to calm him] You are not alone.
General Kirigan: I’ve been waiting a long time for you.


 

Mikhael: I think my little toe froze off in the night.
Dubrov: What’s worse? The frost or the Fold?
Mal, Mikhael: The Fold!


 

Malyen Oretsev: [writing to Alina] I keep writing to you as if these words could reach you before I do. But maybe what I’m doing is rehearsing what to say to you. What I should have said much sooner.


 

Baghra: Needing anyone else is weak.


 

Baghra: [after Alina summons the light by herself] Good girl. Now the work begins.


 

Malyen Oretsev: [writing to Alina] Truth is, when you lit up Kirigan’s tent, there was a sound. A high tone. I knew it was you. When we were kids, you’d hold my hand, and sometimes I’d hear it in the back of my head. It’s the middle of the night, but I’m awake. And as is Dubrov and his tiny bladder. Then I hear that sound again. Softly. Calling to me.


 

Genya Safin: You wanted to see me?
Alina Starkov: [referring to the scar on her hand] I need you to do something for me. Erase it.


 

Malyen Oretsev: Alina, if you get this letter, know that when I told you about true north, I was talking about you. You are my true north, and I can see my way to you now.

 

5. Show Me Who You Are'Where you are doesn't matter nearly as much as who you're with.' - Jesper Fahey (Shadow and Bone) Share on X

 

Alina Starkov: Let’s just say the Fold is gone. What then? Ravka will be revived. The Second Army won’t be as necessary. Grisha will have new opportunities. I’ve always wanted to travel the world. See the True Sea. Visit the library at the University of Ketterdam. Mal always talked about retiring to a farm. I never really liked farms. But perhaps a dacha in Balakirev.
Genya Safin: Assuming Saints get to retire.


 

Genya Safin: I like seeing you this way, but I want you to be careful.
Alina Starkov: Of what?
Genya Safin: Powerful men.


 

Alina Starkov: [referring to David] You never compliment anyone to their face. You like him.
Genya Safin: Not a word.
Alina Starkov: [mockingly] “Ingenious.”

 

'When there's something you want, better to act without thinking than think without acting.' - Jesper Fahey (Shadow and Bone) Share on X

 

Inej Ghafa: Aren’t you supposed to be scouting our way out?
Jesper Fahey: What do you think I’m doing?
Inej Ghafa: I think you’re flirting with that stable hand.
Jesper Fahey: What stable… Oh, him. I suppose he’s moderately attractive, but I hadn’t really noticed.


 

Jesper Fahey: Tell me, what makes one carriage faster than another? Wheels? Weight? The year it was built? Tell you what, don’t answer. Trick question. The right answer is there is no right answer, because the carriage doesn’t matter. It’s the horse that makes the difference. The horse determines how far, how fast. And that determines whether you get caught or not.
Inej Ghafa: No human being should ever be as proud as you are right now.


 

Inej Ghafa: [referring to the Sun Summoner] You think that’s what it is? Just a trick?
Jesper Fahey: Kaz thinks it’s a trick. He’s not usually wrong.
Inej Ghafa: I know what Kaz thinks. I’m asking what you think.
Jesper Fahey: Hey, I think that as long as we get paid, I don’t care if she’s real or not.


 

Fedyor: Genya! What were you two thinking?
Alina Starkov: It was my fault. I insisted.
Fedyor: [laughs] I’m sorry, I was just trying my Ivan impression. How did I do?
Genya Safin: A little too convincing.
Fedyor: Good. Intimidation is a useful tool.


 

Arken: [referring to the lodestone] You don’t want to keep it in your pocket for too long. Not if you’re intending on having children someday.


 

Alina Starkov: But I’m actually not that nervous. I may have considered throwing myself down the stairs to get out of it once or twice.
General Kirigan: Wouldn’t work. I have Healers.


 

Alina Starkov: I was nervous at first. But talking to Genya, I’ve realized what this demonstration represents. I’ve always felt like an outsider. Especially when I first got here. But now I finally feel like I belong. And not that I just belong here, but to something greater. That we can offer Grisha and Ravkans hope for the future.
General Kirigan: That means a lot to me, Alina. You mean a lot, to everyone.


 

General Kirigan: [after Alina kisses him] Not many people surprise me, Miss Starkov.


 

Jesper Fahey: The more I travel, the more I learn that where you are doesn’t matter nearly as much as who you’re with.
Dima: I like that. And what other wisdom have you learned on the road?
Jesper Fahey: That when there’s something you want, better to act without thinking than think without acting.


 

Jesper Fahey: I’m a terrible actor. But, I’m not against the occasional light role-play.


 

General Kirigan: Are you ready?
Alina Starkov: I think I am.
General Kirigan: You know who you are.
Alina Starkov: I do.
General Kirigan: And now it’s time to show the world.


 

General Kirigan: [as Alina is about to begin to display her power] Her name is Alina Starkov. And she will bring liberation to us all.


 

Dima: [after they’ve just had sex] That was…
Jesper Fahey: Yeah.
Dima: I mean…
Jesper Fahey: I know!


 

The Apparat: [to Alina] You have earned the pride you now wear.


 

The Apparat: I must say, Sol Koroleva, you are becoming quite dangerous.
Alina Starkov: I’m sorry?
The Apparat: You will become even more dangerous still. You have no idea how much larger a role you have to play, do you? The people are erecting altars to Sankta Alina.
Alina Starkov: Why would they do that?
The Apparat: Because there is something far greater than armies, something strong enough to topple kings and generals, to crumble nations, and birth empires. Faith, Alina.


 

Malyen Oretsev: You let me see her, I’ll tell you where the Stag is.
General Kirigan: Do you know how many claim to know the Sun Summoner? Try to get a meeting with her just to be in her presence?


 

General Kirigan: Tell me something only few about her would know. Something personal.
Malyen Oretsev: Like what?
General Kirigan: Like what’s her favorite flower? Or what kind of book…
Malyen Oretsev: Iris. Irises. Blue ones, not the white.


 

Genya Safin: [after Arken has mortaly wounded Marie, who’s disguised as Alina] I’m here, Marie.
Marie: Put me back. I don’t want to die with the wrong face on.


 

Olga: The general must have been overjoyed when you told him precisely where to find the Stag.
Malyen Oretsev: Not yet.
Olga: So he doesn’t yet know?
Malyen Oretsev: Where are you taking me?
Olga: Exactly where you need to go.


 

General Kirigan: [as he’s kissing Alina] Are you sure?


 

Baghra: [to Alina] I’m trying to save you from living the rest of your life as a slave.


 

Baghra: I’m trying to save you from Aleksander. He intends to expand the Fold and use it as a weapon. That’s what he created it for in the first place.
Alina Starkov: The Black Heretic created the Fold. Hundreds of years ago, and it was a mistake. Maybe you’re dehydrated from all the heat in your hut. He wanted me to train so I could get stronger.
Baghra: Did he? Or did he want you distracted by dreams of your future with him? Did he want you dependent on him, on his Fabrikator’s tricky little gloves?


 

Baghra: Child, Aleksander is the Black Heretic. He chose a nobleman’s name to hide after he made the Fold.
Alina Starkov: You’re lying.
Baghra: Look at me, girl.
Alina Starkov: [as Baghra summons the dark] You can… But only Kirigan’s bloodline… You’re his mother.


 

Baghra: My son tried creating his own army with merzost. He didn’t think about the people who lived there, what such power would do to them. Turned them into the twisted, evil things that attacked you.
Alina Starkov: The volcra were men.
Baghra: And women. Children. I warned him there’d be a price.


 

Baghra: [referring to Kirigan] He’s had many names, served many kings, faked countless deaths, waiting for you. With you at his command, he’ll be able to enter the Fold and weaponize it as he always planned. He’ll be unstoppable.


 

Baghra: [referring to Kirigan] He’s had centuries to master lying to naive girls. Did he tell you how lonely he was? Give you a glimpse of the wounded boy? He isn’t a boy at all. He is eternal. And you never stood a chance. Do you think this was just about you? He’s been obsessed with power, with hunting all of Morozova’s creatures. You nearly gave him the Stag. And I’m telling you, you must hide.


 

Alina Starkov: I won’t help him. I’ll fight back.
Baghra: You’re far from strong enough to face him. I thought I had more time to prepare you, but it’ll have to wait.


 

Pavel the Inferni: You’re like a wounded spider in my house. You know what my sister and I do to spiders?
Kaz Brekker: [as he knocks Pavel down] Unlike a spider, I only need one good leg. However, you look like you need both hands.


 

Inej Ghafa: [referring to Pavel] I killed him.
Kaz Brekker: Inej, look at me. Look at me. You saved my life. Now, get your Saint and let’s go.


 

General Kirigan: I always have hope, Mother. Even you can’t kill that.
Baghra: That isn’t hope. It’s greed. You would use Alina against the rest of the world.
General Kirigan: You mean against our enemies? Without me, there’s just her. Standing alone.
Baghra: She is all that matters now, not me. She is the future.


 

Kaz Brekker: We lost her.
Jesper Fahey: Did we?
Kaz Brekker: We don’t know where she is.
Jesper Fahey: Don’t we? Just ask.
Kaz Brekker: Jesper.
Jesper Fahey: [they get onto the carriage in which Alina is hiding]  Just ask. Just ask.
Kaz Brekker: Fine. Do we have a fix on where the target is?

 

6. The Heart is an Arrow'I'm sorry that it took me this long to see you, Alina. But I see you now.' - Malyen Oretsev (Shadow and Bone) Share on X

 

Jesper Fahey: We have a secure route through the Fold.
Alina Starkov: I prefer to travel alone.
Jesper Fahey: Don’t be rash. You stick with us, everybody gets what they want.
Alina Starkov: I’m not being anyone’s captive ever again. So step aside, and let me pass.
Kaz Brekker: I’m afraid we can’t let that happen.


 

Nina Zenik: It was my power keeping you warm, Druskelle. You won’t get far out here without it. If you’d rather call me names while you freeze and drown, that’s your choice.
Matthias: Your kind are tricksters! Not to be trusted. You intend to kill me!
Nina Zenik: If I wanted you dead, I would have slowed your heart instead of speeding it up.


 

Matthias: Why would you save me?
Nina Zenik: Because you’re human! And despite what you’ve been taught, Grisha are not monsters.
Matthias: You need my strength to swim to shore.
Nina Zenik: And you need my power not to freeze to death.


 

Nina Zenik: [to Matthias] So there is a brain inside all that muscle.


 

General Kirigan: [referring to Alina] I know exactly how she felt. The King’s soldiers treated me the same way. Because they knew. They knew that I was more important than any of them.


 

General Kirigan: I’m not myself today.
Zoya: You used to call on me, on times like this.
General Kirigan: Did I?
Zoya: When your table was messy, and your bed was neat. I’d help you make it the other way around. You’d let yourself relax.
General Kirigan: I shall relax when I have Alina.


 

Matthias: [in Fjerdan] I am a witch hunter, and you are a witch. You are my prisoner.
Nina Zenik: That all depends on what side of the border we’re on, isn’t it?


 

Nina Zenik: Are all Druskelle so prudish?
Matthias: Are all Drusje so immodest?
Nina Zenik: I’m just trying to stay warm. You should join me. Unless you swam all those miles just to freeze to death in this hut.


 

Nina Zenik: [as Matthias is reluctantly undressing] I’m sorry to be the one to tell you, but I think you should know, there’s really nothing all that unique about Fjerdan men. You don’t have anything special. Nothing you need to hide. You’re just a man. Like all the others.


 

Matthias: Would you stop your wiggling?
Nina Zenik: You’re cold and clammy. It’s like lying next to a burly squid.
Matthias: You told me to get closer.


 

Matthias: What are you doing?
Nina Zenik: God, relax. I promise not to ravish you.
Matthias: I hate the way you talk.


 

Alina Starkov: So now I have your attention? It’s been months, Mal. You couldn’t even be bothered to reply to a single one of my letters.
Malyen Oretsev: What? I never heard a word from you, and I wrote to you nearly every single day.
Alina Starkov: Sure you did. What, long, heartfelt letters about your exploits with gorgeous Squallers?


 

Alina Starkov: Are you still afraid of Grisha women?
Malyen Oretsev: Only ones that keep secrets from me.


 

Malyen Oretsev: How long have you known?
Alina Starkov: That I was Grisha? You thought I knew?
Malyen Oretsev: You cheated on the test when we were children. You cut your own hand.
Alina Starkov: Not because I knew I was Grisha1 Because I knew what would happen if I somehow passed their test. They would have taken me away.
Malyen Oretsev: To a palace, Alina!
Alina Starkov: They would have split us up!


 

Malyen Oretsev: [to Alina] I’ve been trying to get back to you this whole time.


 

Alina Starkov: [as they embrace] Thank you for finding me.
Malyen Oretsev: Always. I’ll always find you.


 

Inej Ghafa: The job was to pick up a fake for an easy million kruge. We found a living Saint who can summon the sun.
Kaz Brekker: A good magician is a good con artist. The trick is to make it look real.
Inej Ghafa: This is different. You saw her summon with your own eyes.
Kaz Brekker: The best illusions are the most convincing. That’s the game.
Inej Ghafa: You can hide behind your cynicism, but I believe she’s the real thing.


 

Inej Ghafa: I won’t betray my faith.
Kaz Brekker: Pious as that may be, we cannot work effectively as a crew if you’re making decisions based on religious zeal.


 

Alina Starkov: Don’t be scared.
Malyen Oretsev: Your powers don’t scare me.
Alina Starkov: Is it me, then? Do I scare you?
Malyen Oretsev: No. Of course not. Why would you think that?
Alina Starkov: Because I’ve seen it. In your eyes.


 

Malyen Oretsev: I’m sorry that it took me this long to see you, Alina. But I see you now.


 

Nina Zenik: Relax. This isn’t where I have my way with you.
Matthias: I can’t wait to be back in my own bed.
Nina Zenik: Yeah, I can feel just how much you hate sleeping next to me.
Matthias: Why do you have to say things like that?
Nina Zenik: I like it when you turn red.


 

Matthias: You’re so lewd. It’s unseemly. Women in Fjerda are modest and pious.
Nina Zenik: Oh, so, you speak for all Fjerdan girls?
Matthias: Fjerdan women are caretakers. They’re venerated. And Fjerdan men are their protectors.
Nina Zenik: Now that sounds like a recipe for a lot of very unhappy people.


 

Nina Zenik: In Ravka, boys and girls train and fight together. Side by side. We don’t waste time on maidenly blushing.
Matthias: That is precisely why you will lose the war. It’s not natural for girls to fight.
Nina Zenik: No, it’s not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall. And yet, oh, there you stand.


 

Matthias: Fjerdan girls don’t want to fight.
Nina Zenik: Have you ever asked one?
Matthias: I don’t need to. It’s how Djel intends it.


 

Nina Zenik: I can’t wait until you get trounced by a girl.
Matthias: Not in this lifetime.
Nina Zenik: I’ll do it myself if I have to.
Nina Zenik: [as Matthias laughs] Saints, I didn’t know you could laugh.


 

Polina the Inferni: I will track you down, and kill everyone that you love, and then, you.
Inej Ghafa: In that case, I’ll take my knife back.
[she withdraws her knife from Polina’s chest]


 

Alina Starkov: We should head north. Find the Stag before he does.
Malyen Oretsev: What? Why?
Alina Starkov: It’s a powerful amplifier. It might make me strong enough to destroy the Fold.
Malyen Oretsev: Is that why General Kirigan wants it so badly?
Alina Starkov: It must have some other use for him.


 

Nina Zenik: Walking fast isn’t going to make us any less lost.
Matthias: I am not lost. Druskelle do not get lost. We are trained to endure and overcome these situations.


 

Nina Zenik: [to Matthias] Are you afraid you might start to like me? That’s it, isn’t it? You don’t want to like a Grisha. You’re scared that if you laugh at my jokes, or answer my questions, you might start to think that I’m human. Would that be so terrible?


 

Matthias: I do like you.
Nina Zenik: Is that so bad?
Matthias: Yes.
Nina Zenik: Why?
Matthias: Because you are horrible. You’re loud. And you’re lewd. And you’re treacherous. How do I know you’re not messing with my insides and making me feel like I like you? Brum warned us about how charming Drusje could be.
Nina Zenik: Oh, I see. I’m the wicked Grisha seductress. I beguile poor, innocent men with my Grisha wiles.


 

Matthias: [after he’s saves her life] Matthias Helvar.
Nina Zenik: Nina Zenik. It’s nice to make your acquaintance.


 

Malyen Oretsev: I don’t like putting you in harm’s way.
Alina Starkov: Since when have you backed down from a fight?
Malyen Oretsev: Since my new job. Bodyguard to a Saint.


 

Alina Starkov: What if there’s no real Saint here? It’s just me.
Malyen Oretsev: When I was eight, you defended me from boys three years older than you, with nothing more than a letter opener. Consider this payback.
Alina Starkov: Well, if I do anything particularly heroic, I’m going to need you there as a witness so you can write songs about me later.


 

Alina Starkov: That’s how he’s lived for so long.
Malyen Oretsev: Who?
Alina Starkov: Aleksander. He’ll hunt me down, and he’ll never stop. I’m the only threat to him now.


 

Alina Starkov: [referring to Kirigan] I made some stupid choices at the Little Palace. And he…
Malyen Oretsev: Hey, look, you don’t owe me an explanation. I just want to keep you safe.


 

General Kirigan: No ordinary tracker. No ordinary girl. Orphans of Keramzin. Reunited. Adorable. Miss Starkov is in the woods. She’s going after the Stag.

 

7. The Unsea

General Kirigan: [flashback] They’re punishing us for being Grisha.
Baghra: Punishing you. You made him afraid. Now he wants you to fear him.
General Kirigan: I won a war for him.
Baghra: And in doing so, started a war on us.


 

General Kirigan: You’re the one who taught me how to kill, Mother. Their blood is on your hands as much as mine.
Baghra: I taught you so you could protect yourself. Not them. I told you as much, but you are so stubborn. You wouldn’t listen. Maybe you will now.


 

General Kirigan: We need to safeguard all Grisha. We need to teach them how to fight.
Baghra: Most Grisha aren’t fighters. They fix things. They make things.
General Kirigan: Then we make an army. Morozova did it. Forge new life to amplify our power. We are his bloodline. He made us too.
Baghra: You mean to use merzost? We practice the Small Science. Not magic!


 

Baghra: You cannot control it.
General Kirigan: I could create, just like he did.
Baghra: Then you will die! Like he did. It’s unpredictable. Unstable. The Small Science feeds us. Merzost feeds on us. I forbid it. Now, do you hear me?


 

General Kirigan: I have no army to fight yours, so I shall remake yours as my own. Submit to me!
[releases his shadow and the Fold is formed]


 

Baghra: What did you do?
General Kirigan: I made something.


 

Kaz Brekker: Between our dwindling funds, lack of time, and conflicting interests, it’s time we cut our losses.
Jesper Fahey: I guess the B****rd misses the Barrel.


 

Inej Ghafa: [to Jesper as she’s stitching her wound] You can watch a bullet tear through a man, but a needle’s too much?


 

Inej Ghafa: I can’t go back. What?
Jesper Fahey: Well, I was going to tell you to trust Kaz, and that he’d never let you go back, but I don’t have the right to tell you what you should do with your shot at freedom.
Inej Ghafa: You make this a lot harder, you know.
Jesper Fahey: I know. I’d miss me too. I’m fantastic.


 

Alina Starkov: Mal, when we find the Stag, I need to be the one to kill it.
Malyen Oretsev: You’re a terrible shot. They made you a cartographer for a reason.


 

General Kirigan: [referring to Mal and the Stag] You can’t save them, Alina. You may have the power of light, but not the power to heal. I know the tracker is important to you. Give me the Stag, and I’ll have my Healer save him.
Malyen Oretsev: No!


 

Kaz Brekker: The Sun Summoner. You were right. She’s real. I played it over and over in my head. None of it’s a trick. The light was hers.
Inej Ghafa: So, what? Kaz Brekker finally believes in Saints?
Kaz Brekker: Hardly.
Inej Ghafa: But you just said that…
Kaz Brekker: I said Alina Starkov is a Grisha with the power to manipulate light. She’s a girl with a gift, not some savior of lore.


 

Inej Ghafa: Kaz, if not Saints, what do you believe in?
Kaz Brekker: Myself.
Inej Ghafa: Why did I even ask?
Kaz Brekker: And you. And Jesper. My Crows.
Inej Ghafa: Because we flock to your bidding? Like the animals of vengeance you named us after?
Kaz Brekker: Crows don’t just remember the faces of people who wronged them. They also remember those who were kind. They tell each other who to look after, and who to watch out for. No Saint ever watched over me. Not like you have.


 

Inej Ghafa: I can’t go back to the Menagerie.
Kaz Brekker: You won’t.


 

Alina Starkov: I didn’t kill the Stag. It’s not my amplifier. He killed it. He gets its power.
General Kirigan: You asked for this yourself, when we met. To transfer your gift to someone who could use it.
Alina Starkov: I can use it now


 

General Kirigan: You know so little. You’ll learn.
Alina Starkov: I know things. General Kirigan, is it? Or is Aleksander a fake name too?
General Kirigan: Careful with your words, Alina. Consider whose life is in your hands.
Alina Starkov: [referring to Mal] You said you’d let him go.
General Kirigan: I said I would heal him. What happens next is up to you.
Alina Starkov: None of this has been up to me!


 

General Kirigan: Do you know the only thing more powerful than you or me? The two of us. Together. Together, we can end all wars. We can protect our own. Is that not what you want?
Alina Starkov: Are we destroying the Fold?
General Kirigan: We can do anything. Together.


 

Alina Starkov: [a Kirigan summons her light] This is my power!
General Kirigan: But now I control it.


 

Kaz Brekker: “Jes”?
Jesper Fahey: It’s Suli, for friendship.
Inej Ghafa: No, it’s not.


 

Kaz Brekker: Trust me. Arken and I think alike.
Jesper Fahey: [suddenly Arken’s vehicle explodes]  Too soon to appreciate the irony, am I right? Yeah, too soon.


 

Alina Starkov: [referring to Kirigan] You were a spy for him.
Genya Safin: I tried to warn you. “Be careful of powerful men?”
Alina Starkov: You should have included devious women.


 

Alina Starkov: My letters to Mal, you never sent them.
Genya Safin: I had no choice.
Alina Starkov: Except that you did. And you chose to betray our friendship!


 

Genya Safin: Choosing friendship over survival was not a luxury I could afford.
Alina Starkov: I know what it means to be an outsider struggling to survive. And it’s no excuse.


 

Alina Starkov: The King deserves every bit of your vengeance. But Kirigan does not deserve your loyalty. He is just as responsible for your position.
Genya Safin: I am his soldier. We all are.
Alina Starkov: We are his pawns. Nothing more.


 

Inej Ghafa: So you’re not going to take another run at Alina? And you’re really willing to let a million kruge go?
Kaz Brekker: Jesper and I can’t do it without you.
Jesper Fahey: Been saying that since day one.
Kaz Brekker: And you’ve made your position perfectly clear.
Inej Ghafa: So all you want is to cross the Fold?
Kaz Brekker: Once we land in Novokribirsk, it’s your choice what you do next.


 

Malyen Oretsev: You come here to kill me off?
General Kirigan: No. How many times do I have to tell you people? I’m a man of my word.
Malyen Oretsev: And when does your word mean anything? Black Heretic. That’s right, I know who you are. And whatever you have planned for Alina, she won’t forgive you. And if you keep me alive, I will hunt you down, and I’ll claim the bounty the old King put on your head.


 

General Kirigan: Alina has strong feelings for you. And you for her. I read your letters. All these years, you never truly appreciated who she is. But it’s alright, because I do.
Malyen Oretsev: Oh, you have no chance, shadow man. Because I’m the one she chose.


 

General Kirigan: You are a child. And she is Grisha. Take away my shadows, and I still have something that you don’t. Patience. Alina may well take years to forgive me, but I can wait. Meanwhile, you will grow old. Your hair will gray. And she will remain ageless. Like me. And one day, maybe a year from now, maybe fifty, she’ll realize that she has only one equal. That there are no others like us. And that there never will be. I’m not going to kill you, Mal. I don’t need to. Time will do it for me.
Malyen Oretsev: You’ll wish you killed me here!


 

Jesper Fahey: [referring to the ID papers] No one is ever going to believe I’m that old.
Kaz Brekker: You tell yourself that.


 

Malyen Oretsev: [as he kisses the goat] Oh, you smell.


 

Alina Starkov: I’ve had enough of your lies.
General Kirigan: And what lies are those?
Alina Starkov: About the Black Heretic. You spun all this guilt around your burden, the sins of your father. There was no father. You created the Fold. You killed my friends. My parents. And now your perversion of power extends to me.


 

General Kirigan: How could you so easily believe the twisted words of that angry, old woman?
Alina Starkov: And who should I believe? You’ve been lying to me since the day I met you.
General Kirigan: Telling you half a story is not the same as lying.


 

General Kirigan: Continuing to serve such a king would make me a traitor to my country. And my conscience.
Alina Starkov: So then you’re a martyr?
General Kirigan: I would’ve thought you of all people would understand what it’s like. To live in hiding for fear of being murdered simply for being. It’s why I built the Little Palace in the first place. Everything that I have done, everything that I have ever done, has been to make Ravka safer, to make Grisha safer!


 

Alina Starkov: I could have made Grisha safe, but you never gave me a choice.
General Kirigan: Perhaps. But you have given me one. A chance to make amends. To finally win.


 

Alina Starkov: You put this collar on me to exploit my power for your gain!
General Kirigan: For us. To help us conquer the Fold together. You and me. You cannot do this on your own. And neither can I.
Alina Starkov: We could’ve had this. All of it. You could’ve made me your equal. Instead, you made me this. You don’t care who suffers, as long as you win.
General Kirigan: Fine. Make me your villain.


 

Jesper Fahey: [as he hands his ID paper over] I know. I look amazing for my age.
Captain Churik: Well, I thought you looked older.


 

Alina Starkov: This isn’t a good look for you. Everyone will see that I’m your prisoner.
General Kirigan: I doubt very much they’ll notice your feet.


 

Jesper Fahey: If I’m meant to die today, and either of you two survive, make sure I have an open casket.
Kaz Brekker: No one’s dying today. No mourners.
Inej Ghafa: No funerals.

 

8. No Mourners'Greed is a poor motivator. True wealth is the friends you make along the way.' - Jesper Fahey (Shadow and Bone) Share on X

 

Alina Starkov: [as they go through the Fold] I should just tear this down now.
General Kirigan: And what can you really do on your own? Besides, it would be a monumental waste of power.


 

Jesper Fahey: We are in the worst place in the world, on a ship full of people who want us dead, surrounded by monsters who want us in their gullets. I should have brought Milo.
Inej Ghafa: Who’s Milo?
Jesper Fahey: The goat.


 

Matthias: If we were in Fjerda, my people would help.
Nina Zenik: Help kill me, maybe.

 

'It's dangerous to go looking for the dead. What you see may haunt you for the rest of your days.' - Kaz Brekker (Shadow and Bone) Share on X

 

Matthias: I will go north in the night.
Nina Zenik: No. This can’t be it. I’m not done tormenting you.


 

Nina Zenik: There must be a place where we’re not just Grisha and Druskelle.
Matthias: Somewhere beyond Ravka? Beyond Fjerda?
Nina Zenik: A place where we’re just Nina Zenik and Matthias Helvar.


 

Matthias: If I go, I could never go back to Fjerda. I would be court-martialed as a deserter.
Nina Zenik: I’d be branded a traitor to all Grisha. I know. It’s your whole life. I can’t take that away from you. But thank you for saving me.
Matthias: You did the same for me. And if we stayed together, I doubt it would be the last time. But I have only known two countries my whole life. Yours and mine.


 

Matthias: [referring to the Wandering Isle] They are infernally happy there.
Nina Zenik: Yeah, you’ll come to like being happy. You’ll never have to grow that damned Druskelle beard. I mean, you’re welcome to grow a beard, but only for the purposes of keeping me warm.
Matthias: I will keep you warm.


 

Nina Zenik: There’s a pub downstairs that serves hot meals. Maybe they have waffles.
Matthias: What are waffles?
Nina Zenik: I can’t wait to introduce you to my truest love.


 

Matthias: [referring to the waffles] Is this supposed to be sweet or savory?
Nina Zenik: Yes.


 

Nina Zenik: [referring to Matthias] He’s with me.
Fedyor: Your heart is pounding. Is it for him? For the enemy?
Nina Zenik: He’s changed.
Fedyor: They don’t change.


 

Kaz Brekker: [referring Kirigan] And I saw his face as he boarded. I know that look. He’s a man consumed with vengeance.
Jesper Fahey: See it enough in the mirror, do you?


 

Kaz Brekker: [referring to Alina] She’s the one keeping everyone safe in here. If we have control of her, then we call the shots. We need to threaten her life.
Mal, Inej: What?!


 

Kaz Brekker: [referring to Alina] Who’s in control of her?
Malyen Oretsev: The general I’m going to kill.
Kaz Brekker: Inej, give him his gun.
Malyen Oretsev: Why?
Kaz Brekker: Because if he isn’t with Kirigan’s crew, he’s with ours.


 

Alina Starkov: You have me. You have this. Destroy the Fold. You said we could.
General Kirigan: And why would we destroy the Fold? It’s the greatest weapon that we’ve got.


 

General Kirigan: You’ve seen what the Sun Summoner can do. Now bear witness to what I can do with her power.
Alina Starkov: Whatever it is you want me to do, I won’t do it.
General Kirigan: You’ve done your part. Now I shall do mine.
[he uses his power to expand the Fold engulfing the town on the other side]


 

Malyen Oretsev: The bold move is to strike now.
Kaz Brekker: And the smart one is to get clear of the damned Fold first.
Malyen Oretsev: I never said I was smart.


 

General Kirigan: With the power of the Sun Summoner at my command, I control the Fold. And its monsters. I can move it to any border I like. Engulf any harbor. Consume any city. Take what you have seen back to your home countries. Tell the Fjerdans. Tell the Shu Han. There will be no more war with Ravka. All countries will answer to us. For who would oppose us now?


 

Kaz Brekker: We wait!
Jesper Fahey: But the action’s up there.
Kaz Brekker: They have the advantage.
Jesper Fahey: Only because I’m not in the game.


 

General Kirigan: [as Ivan kills the passengers on the Skiff] Shame. I’ll have to give that speech again now.


 

General Kirigan: It’s just you and me now, Alina. And we are all we need, anyway.
Alina Starkov: You may have needed me, but I never needed you.
[uses the dagger to slice the object that bridges their powers out of Kirigan’s hand]


 

Alina Starkov: Your first words to me were, “What are you?” This is what I am.
General Kirigan: How do you claim such power? I am the one who killed the Stag.
Alina Starkov: I didn’t understand before, but I do now. You cannot claim what was not given to you. The Stag chose me.
General Kirigan: You chose to betray our people. I was trying to save us.


 

Jesper Fahey: [as he shoots Ivan] Still couldn’t shoot the pretty face. I’ve got to stop doing that.


 

General Kirigan: I’ve survived for centuries. Did you really think you could kill me?
Malyen Oretsev: I don’t have to kill you, Darkling. Your past will do it for me.


 

Malyen Oretsev: [as Alina becomes conscious] Don’t you dare say, “Meet me in the meadow.”


 

Inej Ghafa: I’ve never met a Saint before.
Alina Starkov: I’ve never been a Saint before.


 

Inej Ghafa: Wherever you are, whatever you need, my hand is yours.
Alina Starkov: I think I like that hand with a dagger in it.


 

Alina Starkov: So, will you still be trying to kidnap me?
Jesper Fahey: Of course not.
Kaz Brekker: Have you found religion too?
Jesper Fahey: No, it’s just, I’m exhausted. Besides, it’d be bad form to kidnap someone after they saved your life, wouldn’t it?


 

Alina Starkov: We’re worse off than we were before, Mal. Kirigan turned on his own people.
Malyen Oretsev: Okay. You’re not ready yet.
Alina Starkov: Neither were they.
Malyen Oretsev: That’s not your fault.
Alina Starkov: Who do you think the world will blame?
Malyen Oretsev: We’ll come back, I promise. You will tear it down. Just not today.


 

Kaz Brekker: It’s dangerous to go looking for the dead. What you see may haunt you for the rest of your days.
Zoya: Not going will haunt me more.


 

Zoya: The people will turn on Grisha again. You need to find new allies.
Alina Starkov: Then I’ll come back, and reclaim our country.


 

Zoya: I still don’t like you, but I’m grateful for you. So remember this. Saints become martyrs before they get to be heroes. So, stay alive.
Malyen Oretsev: They’ll have to get through me first.
Zoya: You need more than bullets and bravado to survive the people hunting you now.


 

Inej Ghafa: [referring to Alina] She needs my help more than you.
Kaz Brekker: But we do need you. I need you.
Inej Ghafa: I want to see the look on Heleen’s face when you clear the books. After that, we’ll see.


 

Matthias: [as he’s been held captive] This was just a cruel joke all along. To prove a point. To treat me as I treated you.
Nina Zenik: No. This was to save your life. They would have killed you. It was falling on the mercy of Kerch law, or certain death. I knew if I said you were a slaver, they would only arrest you.
Matthias: I am no slaver.


 

Nina Zenik: Trust me, please.
Matthias: You broke my trust.
Nina Zenik: No, I can fix this.
Matthias: You cannot fix this.


 

Jesper Fahey: We set out with a clear mission, a prize of a million kruge. And a new member on our crew. So, what did we learn? People with trains are evil. You can’t kidnap a human sunbeam. And maybe, just maybe, greed is a poor motivator. True wealth is the friends you make along the way.
Inej Ghafa: I just might be impressed.
Jesper Fahey: I’m talking of Milo, of course. But I won’t have my smelly friend when walking into Ketterdam.


 

Jesper Fahey: Tell me you have a plan. I don’t care if it’s a lie.
Kaz Brekker: I have a plan. And, just how this all started, we’re going to need a Heartrender.
Jesper Fahey: Milana?
Kaz Brekker: No. For this to work, it has to be someone neither of them know. Someone desperate for work, with loyalties only to us.


 

Nina Zenik: [overhearing that the Sun Saint is dead] Excuse me. Is what he said true?
Kaz Brekker: I don’t know if she’s dead. But she is a Saint.


 

Alina Starkov: Did he call us ghosts?
Malyen Oretsev: It also means survivors. But ghosts are what we’ll need to be for a while.


 

Malyen Oretsev: Zoya’s right. The whole world will be after you.
Alina Starkov: I know some people in this world who’d like those odds.


 

Alina Starkov: It’s you and me now, like old times.
Malyen Oretsev: I like those odds too.
Alina Starkov: And when I’m strong enough, we’ll come back. Together. And tear it down, now that the Darkling is dead.
[we then see Kirigan has survived and gets the Fold to follow him]

 

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The Falcon and The Winter Soldier Quotes on Disney+

February 2, 2021 by MovieQuotesandMore.com

Our list of the best quotes from Disney+’s MCU spin-off series based on the characters Sam Wilson/Falcon, and Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier. Following the events of Avengers: Endgame (2019), after being handed the mantle of Captain America, Sam Wilson (Anthony Mackie) teams up with Bucky Barnes (Sebastian Stan) in a global adventure that puts their abilities to the test.

1. New World Order'Every time something gets better for one group, it gets worse for another.' - Sam Wilson (The Falcon and The Winter Soldier) Share on X

 

Steve Rogers: [Sam remembers his conversation with Steve] How does it feel?
Sam Wilson: Like it’s someone else’s.
Steve Rogers: It isn’t.


 

Major: And, Sam, this has to be subtle.
Sam Wilson: Subtle. Got it.


 

Joaquin Torres: Alright, heads up! You’re about to fly into Libyan airspace.
Sam Wilson: And I assume they have a problem with that.
Joaquin Torres: Yeah. Yeah. A big problem. A big problem.


 

Sam Wilson: [referring to his wing pack] I’ve been working with the Air Force for six months now. Every time ops touches him, he gets all glitchy.
Joaquin Torres: Well, you know, those poor techs can’t keep up with a billion returning IP addresses and your sick-a** Stark-level tech.


 

Joaquin Torres: They’re called the Flag Smashers.
Sam Wilson: Is that a new thing? Bad guys give themselves bad names.
Joaquin Torres: There’s a lot worse names than that one.


 

Joaquin Torres: [referring to Flag Smashers] Basically, they think that the world was better during The Blip. Trust me, it wasn’t.
Sam Wilson: Trust me. Every time something gets better for one group, it gets worse for another.
Joaquin Torres: Yeah. Essentially, these people, they want a world that’s unified without borders. So you could see why a lot of people are into that.


 

Joaquin Torres: I do got to ask you though, because like online there’s just been a lot of stuff about Steve, actually. Crazy, crazy conspiracy theories. So, some people, they think that he’s in a secret base on the moon looking down over us.
Sam Wilson: Yeah. Well, I can assure you, those people, you don’t have to take seriously.
Joaquin Torres: But you didn’t, like fly him to the moon?
Sam Wilson: No.


 

Joaquin Torres: So where are you off to?
Sam Wilson: Washington.
Joaquin Torres: What are you doing there?
Sam Wilson: Moon stuff.


 

Sam Wilson: Steve represented the best in all of us. Courageous, righteous, hopeful. And he mastered posing stoically.


 

Sam Wilson: The world has been forever changed. A few months ago, billions of people reappeared after five years away, sending the world into turmoil. We need new heroes. Ones suited for the times we’re in. Symbols are nothing without the women and men that give them meaning. And this thing…
Sam Wilson: [holds up the shield] I don’t know if there’s ever been a greater symbol. But it’s more about the man who propped it up, and he’s gone. So today we honor Steve’s legacy. But also, we look to the future. So, thank you, Captain America. But this belongs to you.
[the shield is then placed in a glass box to be displayed in a museum with Steve’s suit]


 

James Rhodes: Crazy that nobody’s going to be carrying the shield.
Sam Wilson: Hey, we went for seventy years without anybody carrying it when Steve was on ice. So I think we’ll be alright.
James Rhodes: That was a different time, Sam.


 

James Rhodes: I see you’re going to make me ask. Why didn’t you take up the mantle?
Sam Wilson: When Steve first told me about the shield, the first words I said were, “It feels like it belongs to someone else.” That someone else is Steve.


 

James Rhodes: The world’s a crazy place right now. People are… Well, nobody’s stable. Allies are now enemies. Alliances are all torn apart. The world’s broken. Everybody’s just looking for somebody to fix it.


 

Dr. Raynor: So tell me about your most recent nightmare.
Bucky Barnes: I didn’t have a nightmare. Oh, come on. Really? You’re going to do the notebook thing? Why? It’s passive aggressive.
Dr. Raynor: You don’t talk. I write.
Bucky Barnes: Okay. Okay. I crossed a name off the list of my amends yesterday. Don’t worry. I used all your three rules.


 

Dr. Raynor: [to Bucky] So, rule number one. You can’t do anything illegal.


 

Dr. Raynor: Rule number two?
Bucky Barnes: What was rule number two?
Dr. Raynor: Nobody gets hurt. It’s a big one.
Bucky Barnes: Then why isn’t it rule number one? I didn’t hurt anybody. I promise.


 

Dr. Raynor: And what about rule number three? The whole point of making amends is to fulfill rule number three.
Bucky Barnes: You know, you’re a cynic, Doc. Of course, I completed rule number three. “I am no longer the Winter Soldier. I am James Bucky Barnes. And you’re part of my efforts to make amends.”


 

Dr. Raynor: Look, one day, you’re going to have to open up and understand that some people really do want to help you, and that they can be trusted.
Bucky Barnes: I trust people.
Dr. Raynor: Yeah? Give me your phone. You don’t have ten phone numbers on this thing. Oh, and you’ve been ignoring the texts from Sam.


 

Dr. Raynor: Look, you’ve got to nurture friendships. I am the only person you have called all week. That is so sad. You’re alone. You’re a hundred years-old. You have no history, no family.
Bucky Barnes: Are you lashing out at me, Doc? Because that’s really unprofessional, you know? I mean, when did that start, when you start yelling at your clients? Oh, the notebook. That’s great.


 

Bucky Barnes: This is new for me. I didn’t have a moment to deal with anything, you know? I had a little calm in Wakanda. And other than that, I just went from one fight to another for ninety years.
Dr. Raynor: So, now that you’ve stopped fighting, what do you want?
Bucky Barnes: Peace.
Dr. Raynor: That is utter bulls**t.
Bucky Barnes: You’re a terrible shrink.


 

Dr. Raynor: I was an excellent soldier, so I saw a lot of dead bodies, and I know how that can shut you down. And if you are alone, that is the quietest, most personal hell. And, James, it is very hard to escape. Look, I know that you have been through a lot, but you’ve got your mind back, you are being pardoned. I mean, these are good things. You’re free.
Bucky Barnes: To do what?


 

Unique: [to Bucky] Hey, man. I’m Unique. It’s like Monique, but it’s got a U in there for uniqueness.
Yori: That’s absurd.


 

Yori: [referring to the obituaries in the paper] Take a look. Nobody made it past ninety this week.
Bucky Barnes: So young. Such a shame.


 

Bucky Barnes: [to Yori, who asked Leah out on date with Bucky] I can’t believe you did that. It’s a dance to these things. You got to warm up, and I haven’t danced since 1943, it feels like.


 

Yori: [referring to his son, who Bucky had killed as the Winter Soldier] He had a job with a consulting company. And he was working abroad, and he was killed. The police said, “Wrong place, wrong time,” but I will never know what really happened to him. I felt it was strange. In here.
[points to his heart]


 

Sam Wilson: [referring to their family boat] I thought we were going to discuss if we were selling it.
Sarah Wilson: We did. And then you were off fighting Doctor Space Cape, or whatever, while I was holding it together for five long years.


 

Sam Wilson: [referring to getting a loan for fixing the boat] Either way, just let me help. I’ll set the appointment. Look, I won’t let you down. We can turn this s**t around. Trust me.
Sarah Wilson: To the rescue, huh?
Sam Wilson: Always.


 

Leah: So have you dated much since half the fish in the sea came back?
Bucky Barnes: Not really. I tried the whole online dating thing. It’s pretty crazy. A lot of weird pictures.
Leah: What kind of weird?
Bucky Barnes: I mean, tiger photos? Half the time I don’t even know what I’m looking at. It’s a lot.
Leah: You sound like my dad. Wait, how old are you?
Bucky Barnes: A hundred and six.


 

Leah: What’s up with your gloves?
Bucky Barnes: I have poor circulation.


 

Bucky Barnes: What are you doing?
Leah: I’m reading your mind.
Bucky Barnes: Please don’t.


 

Leah: [to Bucky, referring to Yori] You know how you call a guy whose wife died a widower? Or, if your parents die, you’re an orphan. You know, there’s no word for someone whose kids die. Because it’s the worst thing that could happen.


 

Loan Officer: Do I know you from somewhere?
Sam Wilson: I don’t know. Do you?
Loan Officer: I do. But where?
Sam Wilson: [pulls his arms out to imitate wings flying] Come on.
Loan Officer: I knew it. Falcon!


 

Loan Officer: You know what I’ve always wondered, how do you guys make a living?
Sarah Wilson: You mean, those guys, or the guy sitting in front of you trying to get a loan?
Loan Officer: Both. I mean, your financials are all over the place. Is there some kind of fund for heroes? Or did Stark pay you when he was around? My condolences, by the way.
Sam Wilson: Thank you, but, no. It doesn’t really work like that. There’s a tremendous amount of goodwill, and because of that, people are inclined to help, which applies to the business.


 

Loan Officer: [to Sam] But you couldn’t have been living off of goodwill this whole time.
Sarah Wilson: I don’t get what you’re going for here. Are you trying to help us, or indict us?
Loan Officer: You have no income over the last five years.
Sarah Wilson: How can you have income if you don’t exist?


 

Loan Officer: Look, I’m on your side. After all, he’s a hero. Is there any chance, and, of course, you could say no, that I could get a selfie with your arms out?
Sam Wilson: Are you serious?


 

Sarah Wilson: [after they’ve been rejected for a loan] Sam, stop. I don’t want to deal with this again.
Sam Wilson: Well, that’s what life is, dealing with things.


 

Sarah Wilson: What are you trying to prove, Sam? And who you trying to prove it to? I swear, after Daddy died…
Sam Wilson: See, I knew that was going to come up.
Sarah Wilson: I never hid what I thought. You had to go off and fight armies and monsters. And I appreciate that, but you don’t get to come back here and try to right your wrongs just because you couldn’t deal with what was going on here. You don’t know what happened these last five years. I was alone, with two babies, and I survived.


 

Government Official: Unrest, in the wake of recent events has left us vulnerable. Every day Americans feel it. While we love heroes who put their lives on the line to defend Earth, we also need a hero to defend this country. We need a real person who embodies America’s greatest values. We need someone to inspire us again, someone who can be a symbol for all of us. So, on behalf of the Department of Defense and our, Commander-in-Chief, it is with great honor that we announce here today that the United States of America has a new hero. Join me in welcoming your new Captain America.

 

2. The Star-Spangled Man

John Walker: I’ve been a captain before, obviously, but this is different. Everybody in the world expects me to be something. And I don’t want to fail them.


 

John Walker: Don’t get me wrong, this has been great. It’s been great. But it’s been a lot of handshakes, a lot of suits, a lot of speeches, and senator meetings. I just want to do the job.
Lemar: This is the job, John. All of it is. Star-spangled man with a plan and all that. It’s always been in the job description.


 

Sara Haines: John, I think the first thing everyone wants to know is what is it like being Captain America? Do eagles fly overhead wherever you go?
John Walker: Yes. Yeah, that and flags tend to start majestically waving in the wind.


 

John Walker: Look, here’s the thing. I’m not Tony Stark. I’m not Dr. Banner. Okay? I don’t have the flashiest gadgets. I don’t have super strength. But what I do have is guts. Something Captain America always had, always needs to have, and I’m going to need every ounce of it. Because I got big shoes to fill.


 

Sara Haines: Did you know Steve Rogers?
John Walker: Well, I was two years out of West Point when Steve came back on the scene. I followed his career very closely as an Avenger. I like to think that I modeled my work after his.
Sara Haines: So you’ve always wanted to be a hero?
John Walker: I liked that what I was doing would make people feel safe. Steve Rogers was the kind of guy who could do that, he gave me hope. Even though I never met him, he feels like a brother.


 

Bucky Barnes: Shouldn’t have given up the shield.
Sam Wilson: Good to see you too, Buck.
Bucky Barnes: This is wrong.
Sam Wilson: Hey, hey, look, I’m working, alright? So all this outrage is going to have to wait.


 

Bucky Barnes: You didn’t know that was going to happen?
Sam Wilson: No, of course I didn’t know that was going to happen. You think it didn’t break my heart to see them march him out there and call him the new Captain America?
Bucky Barnes: This isn’t what Steve wanted.
Sam Wilson: Oh, my God. So what do you want me to do? Call America and tell them I changed my mind? Huh? Yeah, right. It’s a great reunion, buddy, be well.


 

Bucky Barnes: You had no right to give up the shield, Sam.
Sam Wilson: Hey. This is what you’re not going to do. You’re not going to come here in your overextended life, and tell me about my rights. It’s over, Bucky. Besides, I have bigger things to deal with now.
Bucky Barnes: What could be bigger than this?
Sam Wilson: [shows him a photo of a Flag Smasher] This guy.


 

Bucky Barnes: Well, I don’t trust Redwing. Hold on a minute!
Sam Wilson: You don’t have to trust Redwing. But I’m going to go see if he’s right. Because I have a feeling they might be a part of the Big Three.
Bucky Barnes: What Big Three?
Sam Wilson: The Big Three.
Bucky Barnes: What Big Three?
Sam Wilson: Androids, aliens, and wizards.
Bucky Barnes: That’s not a thing.
Sam Wilson: That’s definitely a thing.
Bucky Barnes: No, it’s not.


 

Sam Wilson: Every time we fight, we fight one of the three.
Bucky Barnes: So who are you fighting now, Gandalf?
Sam Wilson: How do you know about Gandalf?
Bucky Barnes: I read The Hobbit, in 1937, when it first came out.
Sam Wilson: So, you see my point.
Bucky Barnes: No. I don’t. There are no wizards.


 

Sam Wilson: Doctor Strange
Bucky Barnes: Is a sorcerer.
Sam Wilson: A sorcerer is a wizard without a hat. Think about it, right? I’m right. I just came up with that. It’s crazy. But, look, that’s not the point. These guys aren’t magic. Alright? They use brute force, just like you, the incredibly annoying guy in front of me with the staring problem.
Bucky Barnes: I’m coming with you.
Sam Wilson: No, you’re not.


 

Bucky Barnes: So what’s our plan?
Bucky Barnes: [Sam doesn’t reply] Great. So no plan.
Joaquin Torres: Thirty seconds!
Sam Wilson: Enjoy your ride, Buck.
Bucky Barnes: No, you can’t call me that.
Sam Wilson: Why not? That’s what Steve called you.
Bucky Barnes: Steve knew me longer, and Steve had a plan.
Joaquin Torres: Fifteen seconds to drop!
Sam Wilson: I have a plan.
Bucky Barnes: Really? What is it?
Bucky Barnes: [as Sam jumps out of the plane] Great.


 

Sam Wilson: [after Bucky jumps out of the plane without a chute] Oh, ho-ho! I have all of that on camera. You know that, right?
Bucky Barnes: [referring to the drone] Get out of my face, Sam, or I’ll break it.


 

Sam Wilson: [to Bucky] You’re doing the staring thing again.


 

Bucky Barnes: I see a clear path. I say we take it.
Sam Wilson: We’re not assassins.
Bucky Barnes: I’ll see you inside, or not.
Sam Wilson: Hey, come on, man. I’m just messing with you. Come back.


 

Sam Wilson: Look at you. All stealthy. A little time in Wakanda, and you come out White Panther.
Bucky Barnes: It’s actually White Wolf.
Sam Wilson: Huh?


 

Bucky Barnes: I got a vibranium arm. I can take them.
Sam Wilson: And I can fly. Who gives a s**t? Wait.


 

Sam Wilson: [to Bucky, referring to Karli] That little girl kicked your a**.


 

Bucky Barnes: [after Sam saves Bucky] Those were all Super Soldiers, Sam.
Sam Wilson: I know. You’re welcome, by the way.


 

Bucky Barnes: Sorry about Redwing.
Sam Wilson: No, you’re not.


 

Sam Wilson: What’s going on in that big cyborg brain of yours?
Bucky Barnes: It’s computing.
Sam Wilson: You know what? I can actually see it. I can see the gears turning. Oh, they’re malfunctioning, shutting down. Yep, they’re on fire.


 

John Walker: Look, at least we know what we’re up against now, huh? And we’re pretty sure it’s one of the Big Three, so.
Sam Wilson: Aliens, androids, or wizards.
John Walker: Pretty sure.
Bucky Barnes: There’s no such thing as wizards.
John Walker: Alright. Then it’s aliens, or androids.
Sam Wilson: Or Super Soldiers.


 

Bucky Barnes: [after Walker asks them to join him] Just because you carry that shield, it doesn’t mean you’re Captain America.
John Walker: Look, I’ve done the work, okay?
Bucky Barnes: You ever jump on top of a grenade?
John Walker: Yeah. Actually, I have. Four times. It’s a thing I do with my helmet. It’s a reinforced helmet. It’s a long story.


 

Sam Wilson: [referring to the Super Soldiers] They say their mission is to get things back to the way it was during The Blip. Maybe they’re just trying to help.
Bucky Barnes: They got a funny way of showing it.
John Walker: That serum doesn’t exactly have a great track record. No offense.


 

John Walker: [referring to Bucky] Does he always just stare like that?
Sam Wilson: You get used to it.


 

Sam Wilson: So why exactly are you two here?
Lemar: [referring to the GRC] Well, they provide the resources, and we keep things stable.
John Walker: Yeah, violent revolutionaries aren’t usually good for anyone’s cause.
Sam Wilson: Usually said by the people with the resources.
John Walker: Well, we got a lot of resources.


 

Lemar: [to Sam and Bucky] I got mad respect for both of y’all. But you were kind of getting your a**es kicked till we showed up.


 

Bucky Barnes: Who are you?
Lemar: Lemar Hoskins.
Sam Wilson: Look, I see a guy hanging out of a helicopter in tactical gear, I need a lot more than Lemar Hoskins.
Lemar: I’m Battlestar. John’s partner.
Bucky Barnes: Battlestar?


 

John Walker: I get the attitude, I do. You didn’t think that the shield was going to end up here. I get it, Bucky. And I’m not trying to be Steve. I’m not trying to replace Steve. I’m just trying to be the best Captain America I can be. That’s it. It’d be a whole lot easier if I had Cap’s wingman on my side.
Sam Wilson: It’s always that last line.


 

Karli Morgenthau: [to the other Super Soldiers] We’re not playing no more. We can’t let these a**holes who were put back in power after The Blip win. The GRC care more about the people who came back than the ones who never left. We got a glimpse of how things could be. I need to know that you’re all committed, because after tomorrow, there’s no going back.


 

Bucky Barnes: Let’s take the shield, Sam. Let’s take the shield, and do this ourselves.
Sam Wilson: We can’t just run up on the man, beat him up, and take it. Do you remember what happened the last time we stole it?
Bucky Barnes: Maybe.
Sam Wilson: I’ll help you in case you forgot. Sharon was branded enemy of the state, and Steve and I were on the run for two years. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to live the rest of my life la vida loca.


 

Kid: Hey, it’s Black Falcon. What’s up?
Sam Wilson: It’s just Falcon, kid.
Kid: No, no. My daddy told me it’s Black Falcon.
Sam Wilson: Is it because I’m Black and I’m the Falcon?
Kid: Well, technically, I mean, yes.
Sam Wilson: So are you like Black kid?


 

Bucky Barnes: Sam, this is Isaiah. He was a hero. One of the ones that HYDRA feared the most. Like Steve. We met in ’51.
Isaiah Bradley: If by met, you mean I whupped your a**, then, yeah.


 

Isaiah Bradley: I took half that metal arm in that fight in Goyang, but I see he’s managed to grow it back. I just wanted to see if he got the arm back. Or if he’d come to kill me.
Bucky Barnes: I’m not a killer anymore.
Isaiah Bradley: You think you can wake up one day and decide who you want to be? It doesn’t work like that. Well, maybe it does for folks like you.


 

Isaiah Bradley: [to Bucky] You know what they did to me for being a hero? They put my a** in jail for thirty years. People running tests, taking my blood, coming into my cell. Even your people weren’t done with me.


 

Sam Wilson: [referring to Isaiah] Steve didn’t know about him?
Bucky Barnes: He didn’t. I didn’t tell him.
Sam Wilson: So you’re telling me that there was a black Super Soldier decades ago and nobody knew about it?


 

Cop #1: [referring to Sam] Is this guy bothering you?
Bucky Barnes: No, he’s not bothering me. Do you know who this is?
Cop #2: [whispers to the other cop] Hey, these guys are Avengers.


 

Bucky Barnes: [to Sam, referring to Isaiah] I didn’t tell anybody because he had already been through enough.


 

Dr. Raynor: [after Walker intervenes in Bucky’s arrest] So, who would like to start?
Sam Wilson: Alright. Look, Dr. Raynor? I get it, why you want me to talk to Freaky Magoo over here. But I’m on hundred percent fine.


 

Sam Wilson: This is ridiculous.
Bucky Barnes: Yeah. I agree.
Dr. Raynor: See? Making progress already.


 

Dr. Raynor: We’re going to do an exercise. It’s something I use with couples when they are trying to figure out what kind of life they want to build together. Are you familiar with the miracle question?
Bucky Barnes: Absolutely not.
Sam Wilson: Of course not.


 

Dr. Raynor: Suppose that while you’re sleeping, a miracle occurs. When you wake up, what is something that you would like to see that would make your life better?
Bucky Barnes: In my miracle, he would talk less.
Sam Wilson: Exactly what I was going to say. Isn’t that ironic?


 

Dr. Raynor: You guys are leaving me with no choice. It’s time for the soul-gazing exercise.
Bucky Barnes: I like this one better.
Sam Wilson: Oh, my God. He’s going to love this.


 

Dr. Raynor: Now look at each other. You need to look at each other in the eyes. There, you see? That wasn’t so hard. Wait, what are you doing? Are you having a staring contest? Just blink. Sweet Jesus.


 

Dr. Raynor: Alright, James, why does Sam aggravate you? And don’t say something childish.
Bucky Barnes: Why did you give up that shield?
Sam Wilson: Why are you making such a big deal out of something that has nothing to do with you?


 

Bucky Barnes: Steve believed in you. He trusted you. He gave you that shield for a reason. That shield, that is everything he stood for. That is his legacy. He gave you that shield, and you threw it away like it was nothing.
Sam Wilson: Shut up.
Bucky Barnes: So maybe he was wrong about you. And if he was wrong about you, then he was wrong about me.


 

Sam Wilson: [to Bucky] Maybe this is something you or Steve will never understand. But can you accept that I did what I thought was right?


 

Sam Wilson: You know what, Doc? I don’t have time for this. We have some real serious s**t going on. So how about this? I will squash it right now. We go deal with that, and when we’re done, we both can go on separate, long vacations, and never see each other again.
Bucky Barnes: I like that.
Sam Wilson: Great. Well, let’s get to work. Thanks, Doc, for making it weird. I feel much better.


 

Dr. Raynor: I know that look. What’s wrong?
Bucky Barnes: What was rule number two again?
Dr. Raynor: Don’t hurt anyone.
Bucky Barnes: Goodbye, Doc.


 

Sam Wilson: [after their therapy session] Well, I feel better.
Bucky Barnes: I feel awful.


 

Bucky Barnes: Things are really intense for you, aren’t they, Walker?
Sam Wilson: [referring to the Flash Smashers] Take it easy. Look, Walker’s right. It is imperative that we find them and stop them. But you guys have rules of engagement, and all kind of authorizations you have to get. We’re free agents. We’re more flexible. So it wouldn’t make sense for us to work with you.
John Walker: A word of advice then. Stay the hell out of my way.


 

Sam Wilson: So what are you thinking?
Bucky Barnes: Well, I know what we have to do. When Isaiah said “my people”…
Sam Wilson: Oh, don’t take that to heart. That’s not what he meant.
Bucky Barnes: No, he meant HYDRA. HYDRA used to be my people.
Sam Wilson: Not a chance.


 

Bucky Barnes: Walker doesn’t have any leads.
Sam Wilson: I know where you’re going with this, no.
Bucky Barnes: He knows all of HYDRA’s secrets. Don’t you remember Siberia?
Sam Wilson: So you’re just going to go sit in a room with this guy?
Bucky Barnes: Yes.
Sam Wilson: Okay, then. We’re going to go see Zemo.

 

3. Power Broker

John Walker: [referring to Rudy] Don’t give him a second to delete, shred, or breathe.


 

John Walker: [as Rudy spits in his face] Do you know who I am?
Rudy: Yes, I do. And I don’t care.


 

Bucky Barnes: [as they go to visit Zemo] I’m going to go in alone.
Sam Wilson: Why?
Bucky Barnes: Because you’re an Avenger. You know how he feels about that.
Sam Wilson: Well, it’s not like you two were known for frolicking in the sun together.
Bucky Barnes: He was obsessed with HYDRA. We have a history together. Trust me. I got it.


 

Zemo: [in Russian] Longing. Rusted. Seventeen.
Bucky Barnes: Those days are over.
Zemo: I know. I just wanted to see how the new you reacts to the old words. Something is still in there. At least you were not conscious for most of your imprisonment.
Bucky Barnes: That time wasn’t exactly a picnic.
Zemo: For what it’s worth, I’m sorry. It was never personal. You were simply a means to a necessary end.


 

Bucky Barnes: Someone recreated the Super Soldier Serum. I need to find out who.
Zemo: You are assuming HYDRA has something to do with this, which is why you came to me. Which means you are desperate. Luckily for you, I know where to begin.


 

Sam Wilson: What are you talking about? You want to break Zemo out of jail? Where the hell are we, Buck? Have you lost your mind?
Bucky Barnes: We have no leads, no moves, nothing.
Sam Wilson: Yeah, what we have is one of the most dangerous men in the world behind bars.


 

Sam Wilson: Look, Zemo’s going to mess with our minds. Especially yours. No offense.
Bucky Barnes: Offense.


 

Bucky Barnes: Super Soldiers go against everything he believes in. He is crazy, but he still has a code.
Sam Wilson: And I’ve been on the wrong side of that code, Buck, and so have you. He blew up the UN. He killed King T’Chaka and framed you for it. Did you forget that? You think the Wakandans forgot about it? It’s a rhetorical question. They didn’t. I know why this matters to you, but it’s pushing you off the deep end.


 

Bucky Barnes: Look, let me just walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical?
Sam Wilson: What did you do?
Bucky Barnes: I didn’t do anything.


 

Sam Wilson: [after Bucky orchestrates a prison riot to help Zemo escape] What did you do?
Bucky Barnes: We need him, Sam
Sam Wilson: You’re going back to prison!
Zemo: If I may…
Bucky, Sam: No!


 

Bucky Barnes: When Steve refused to sign the Sokovia Accords, you backed him. You broke the law, and you stuck your neck out for me. I’m asking you to do it again.
Zemo: I really think I’m invaluable.
Sam Wilson: Shut up.


 

Sam Wilson: So our first move is grand theft auto?
Zemo: These are mine. Collected by family over the generations. I spent years hunting people
HYDRA recruited to recreate the serum. Because once it’s out there, someone can create an army of people, like the Avengers.


 

Zemo: I ended the Winter Soldier program once before. I have no intention to leave my work unfinished.


 

Sam Wilson: So all this time you’ve been rich?
Zemo: I’m a Baron, Sam. My family was royalty until your friends destroyed my country.


 

Zemo: [to Sam] You don’t know what it’s like to be locked in a cell. Oh. That’s right. You do.


 

Zemo: [reading from Bucky’s notebook] Who is Nakajima?
Bucky Barnes: If you touch that again, I’ll kill you.
Zemo: I’m sorry. I understand that list of names. People you’ve wronged as the Winter Soldier.
Bucky Barnes: Don’t push it.


 

Sam Wilson: I’ve seen that book. It was Steve’s when he came out of the ice. I told him about Trouble Man. He wrote it in that book. Did you hear it? What did you think?
Bucky Barnes: I like ’40s music, so.
Sam Wilson: You didn’t like it?
Bucky Barnes: I liked it.


 

Zemo: It is a masterpiece, James. Complete. Comprehensive. It captures the African American experience.
Sam Wilson: He’s out of line, but he’s right. It’s great. Everybody loves Marvin Gaye.
Bucky Barnes: I like Marvin Gaye.
Sam Wilson: Steve adored Marvin Gaye.


 

Zemo: You must have really looked up to Steve. But I realized something when I met him. The danger with people like him, America’s Super Soldiers, is that we put them on pedestals.
Sam Wilson: Watch your step, Zemo.
Zemo: They become symbols. Icons. And then we start to forget about their flaws. From there, cities fly, innocent people die. Movements are formed, wars are fought. You remember that, right? As a young soldier sent to Germany to stop a mad icon. Do we want to live in a world full of people like the Red Skull?


 

Sam Wilson: We have to do something about this. I’m the only one who looks like a pimp.
Zemo: Only an American would assume a fashion-forward Black man looks like a pimp. You look exactly like the man you’re supposed to be playing. The sophisticated, charming African rake named Conrad Mack, AKA, the Smiling Tiger.
Sam Wilson: He even has a bad nickname.
Sam Wilson: [looks at a photo of Smiling Tiger] Hell, he does look like me though.


 

Bucky Barnes: A power broker? Really?
Zemo: Every kingdom needs its king. Let’s just pray we stay under his radar.
Sam Wilson: Do you know him?
Zemo: Only by reputation. In Madripoor he is judge, jury, and executioner.


 

Zemo: [referring to Bucky acting as the Winter Soldier] Didn’t take much for him to fall back into form.


 

Sam Wilson: [after their cover is blown and Selby is killed] They’re going to pin this on us.
Zemo: We have a real problem now, so leave your weapons and follow my lead.


 

Sam Wilson: [as they’re being shot at] I can’t run in these heels!


 

Zemo: You seem to have a guardian angel.
Sharon Carter: Well, this is too perfect. Drop it, Zemo.
Bucky Barnes: Sharon?


 

Bucky Barnes: So what are you doing here?
Sharon Carter: I stole Steve’s shield, remember? I also took the wings for your a**, so that you could save his a** from his a**. Unlike you, I didn’t have the Avengers to back me up. So I’m off the grid in Madripoor.
Sam Wilson: Hey, don’t blow smoke. I was on the run too.
Sharon Carter: Was. Is. Big difference. I don’t speak to my family anymore. I can’t. My own father doesn’t know where I am.


 

Sam Wilson: Looks like breaking all those laws is treating you well.
Sharon Carter: Well, at some point I thought if I had to hustle, I might as well enjoy the life of a real hustler.


 

Sharon Carter: You know how much I’ll get for a real Monet?
Sam Wilson: Easy. Deactivate your hustle mode. You sell fake Monets.
Zemo: No. She means real. This gallery is specialized in stolen artwork. Monet. Van Gogh. Classics.
Bucky Barnes: It’s true. You know, half the artwork in museums like the Louvre is fake. Real stuff sits in places like this.
Sam Wilson: Okay, guys, I see what you’re doing. You’re more worldly than good old Sam.
Bucky Barnes: [as Sam checks on online] Yeah. What does Google say?
Sam Wilson: No s**t.


 

Sam Wilson: What’s going on, Sharon? You don’t ever want to come back home?
Sharon Carter: They’ll lock me up if I step foot back in the States. Madripoor doesn’t allow extradition.


 

Sam Wilson: Look, I’m sorry I didn’t call. But after The Blip and the chaos, I just…
Sharon Carter: Look, you know the whole hero thing is a joke, right? I mean, the way you gave up that shield, deep down, you must know it’s all hypocrisy.
Zemo: He knows. And not so deep down.


 

Sharon Carter: By the way, how is the new Cap?
Bucky Barnes: Don’t get me started.
Sharon Carter: Please. You buy into all that stars and stripes bulls**t. Before you were his pet psychopath, you were Mr. America! Cap’s best friend.
Bucky Barnes: Wow. She’s kind of awful now.


 

Sam Wilson: We need your help, Sharon. I can get your name cleared.
Sharon Carter: You haggling with my life?
Sam Wilson: Not like that.
Sharon Carter: I don’t buy that. You pretending like you can clear my name.


 

Sam Wilson: Okay, maybe it is hypocrisy. Maybe you’re right. What happened to you. But I’m willing to try if you are. They cleared the bionic staring machine, and he killed almost everybody he’s met.
Bucky Barnes: I heard that.
Sharon Carter: I don’t trust charity.
Sam Wilson: Alright, a deal then. You help us out, and I get your name cleared.


 

Dr. Wilfred Nagel: [referring to the serum] I was a god. I did what no other scientist since Erskine was able to do. But mine was going to be different. No clunky machines or jacked up bodies. Mine was going to be subtle, optimized, perfect.
Sam Wilson: How have we never heard about this?
Dr. Wilfred Nagel: Because, before I was able to complete my work, I turned to dust. Then when I returned, it was five years later. The program had been abandoned, so I came here. The Power Broker was more than happy to fund the recreation of my work.


 

Sam Wilson: [as bounty hunters are shooting at them] And you like living here?!
Sharon Carter: It’s not terrible.


 

Bucky Barnes: I thought we were going left?
Sam Wilson: You went the wrong way!
Bucky Barnes: I was clearing the way!
Sam Wilson: I came out first! You’re supposed to follow me!
Bucky Barnes: And where are we now?
Sharon Carter: Guys, not the time!
Bucky Barnes: This is a barricade.
Sam Wilson: It’s in every action movie!


 

Sam Wilson: You’re going back to jail.
Zemo: Do you want to find Karli or not?
Bucky Barnes: He’s right. We need him. And there’s two of us, and at least twenty of them. Come on.
Sam Wilson: Fine. But if you try that s**t again…
Zemo: I wouldn’t dream of it.


 

Sharon Carter: Well, that was one hell of a reunion.


 

Sam Wilson: [as he sits int he back seat of the car] You’re not going to move your seat up, are you?
Bucky Barnes: No.


 

Karli Morgenthau: [to Dovich] Do you remember how scared we were when we took the serum? Felt like my veins were on fire. Prayed it’d kill me. But it was worth it, because this world is ours.


 

Lemar: [after finding out the Sam and Bucky broke out Zemo] Okay, so I take it what happens next isn’t a strictly on-the-books type thing, is it, Captain?
John Walker: Lemar, if we get the job done, you really think they’re going to sweat us on the how?


 

Sam Wilson: I’m just thinking about all the s**t Sharon had to go through. And Nagel referring to the American test subject, like Isaiah wasn’t even a real person. It just makes me wonder how many people have to get steamrolled to make way for this hunk of metal.
Bucky Barnes: Well, it depends on who you ask. That hunk of metal saved a lot of lives.


 

Sam Wilson: Maybe I made a mistake.
Bucky Barnes: You did.
Sam Wilson: Yeah. Maybe I shouldn’t have put it in a museum. Maybe I should have destroyed it.
Bucky Barnes: Look, that shield represents a lot of things to a lot of people, including me. The world is upside down, and we need a new Cap. And it ain’t going to be Walker. So before you destroy it, I’m going to take it from him myself.


 

Dovich: [as the storage facility explodes] There were still people in there!
Karli Morgenthau: This is the only language these people understand.


 

Zemo: [to Sam and Bucky] I heard what became of Sokovia. Cannibalized by its neighbors before the land was even cleared of rubble, erased from the map. I don’t suppose any of you bothered visiting the memorial? Of course not. Why would you?


 

Bucky Barnes: You dropped something. I was wondering when you were going to show up.
[he turns to see Ayo]
Ayo: [in Wakandan] I’m here for Zemo.

 

4. The Whole World is Watching'If you're doing something, and it makes you scared, it's probably because it's the right thing.' - Nico (The Falcon and The Winter Soldier) Share on X

 

Ayo: With time, will, and the resources, the Winter Soldier programming was removed from you like a rotten fur.
Bucky Barnes: And I’m grateful for that. I’m grateful for everything you and Shuri have done.
Ayo: Zemo murdered our King T’Chaka at the UN. The man who chose us. Who chose me to protect him.
Bucky Barnes: I understand.
Ayo: Very little, if anything, of our loss and our shame.


 

Bucky Barnes: [referring to Zemo, in Wakandan] He’s a means to an end.
Ayo: Eight hours, White Wolf. Then we come for him.


 

Zemo: [to Bucky] It was sweet of you to defend me at least.
Sam Wilson: Hey, you shut it. No one’s defending you. You killed Nagel.
Zemo: Do we really have to litigate what may or may not have happened?
Sam Wilson: There’s nothing to litigate. You straight shot the man.


 

Zemo: [referring to Karli] She’s getting worse. I have the will to complete this mission. Do the two of you?
Sam Wilson: She’s just a kid.
Zemo: You’re seeing something in her that isn’t there. You’re clouded by it. She’s a supremacist.


 

Zemo: The very concept of a Super Soldier will always trouble people. It’s that warped aspiration that led to Nazis, to Ultron, to the Avengers.
Sam Wilson: Hey, those our friends you’re talking about.
Bucky Barnes: The Avengers, not the Nazis.


 

Zemo: [referring to Karli] The desire to become a superhuman cannot be separated from supremacist ideals. Anyone with that serum is inherently on that path. She will not stop. She will escalate until you kill her. Or she kills you.


 

Bucky Barnes: Maybe you’re wrong, Zemo. The serum never corrupted Steve.
Zemo: Touché. But there has never been another Steve Rogers, has there?


 

Zemo: Turkish delight. Irresistible.


 

Teacher: We’re not refugees, for we have nothing to seek refuge from. We’re internationally displaced persons, for what it’s worth. And we don’t trust outsiders.


 

Teacher: I know what happens when people say they’re going to help out. Nothing.


 

Sam Wilson: For five years, people have been welcomed into countries that have kept them out using barbwire. There were houses, and jobs. Folks were happy to have people around to help them rebuild. It wasn’t just one community coming together, it was the entire world coming together. And then, boom. Just like that, it goes right back to the way it used to be. To them, at least Karli’s doing something.


 

Bucky Barnes: [referring to Karli] You really think her ends justify her means?
Bucky Barnes: [points to Zemo] Then, she’s no different than him, or anybody else we’ve fought.
Sam Wilson: She’s different. She’s not motivated by the same things.


 

Bucky Barnes: [to Zemo] You want to see what someone can do with leverage?
Sam Wilson: Take it easy. Don’t engage him. He’s just going to extort you and do that stupid head tilt thing.


 

Sam Wilson: Zemo found out the funeral is later today, but he’s holding us hostage with the information.
Sharon Carter: And that surprises you?


 

Sam Wilson: Sharon, listen, I know I owe you already, but we could use a trustworthy set of eyes on the camp. You got any more tricks in your bag?
Sharon Carter: I may or may not have access to a satellite or two.


 

Karli Morgenthau: Do you think I’m making a mistake, making more of us?
Nico: My grandfather, Lukasz, he was a World War II resistance fighter. He always used to tell me, “If you’re doing something, and it makes you scared, it’s probably because it’s the right thing.” And he fought Nazis, so.


 

Nico: You know, when I was a kid, I was actually a Captain America fan.
Karli Morgenthau: I don’t know if I should tease you about that yet or not.
Nico: He made me believe that there was decent people in this world. I didn’t think there could be another Captain America until I met you.


 

Nico: You know, back then, there was just good and bad. But the world’s more complicated now. People are lost. They need a leader who looks like them, who understands their pain. Someone who understands that today’s heroes don’t have the luxury of keeping their hands clean. What we’re doing will outlive the legacy of that shield.
Karli Morgenthau: That shield is a monument to a bygone era. A reminder of all the people history just left out. If anything, that shield should be destroyed.


 

Bucky Barnes: Ah! How did you find us now?
Lemar: Come on, man. You think two Avengers can walk around Latvia without drawing attention?


 

John Walker: I think we’re way past reasoning with her, unless you forgot the fact that she blew up a building with people still in it.
Lemar: Sam, you walk in there cold, she could kill you, man.
Sam Wilson: And if I go in hot, and the op goes wrong, more people will die.
John Walker: Are you going to let him do this? Are you going to let your partner walk into a room with a Super Soldier alone?
Bucky Barnes: He’s dealt with worse. And he’s not my partner.


 

John Walker: We’ll deal with you later.
Zemo: I’m sure it will all come to an agreeable conclusion.


 

John Walker: [to Sam as he handcuffs Zemo] Hey. You got ten minutes.
Zemo: Really?
John Walker: Then we’re doing things my way.
Zemo: Aggressive. But I get it.


 

Karli Morgenthau: The struggle is what brings us all together. People who have nothing in common. For we are, after all, simply one world and one people. So live accordingly.


 

Sam Wilson: I’m sorry for your loss.
Karli Morgenthau: Don’t condescend to me. I’m not a child.
Sam Wilson: I’m not condescending. I know what it’s like to lose someone. Believe me.
Karli Morgenthau: No, you don’t. Not like this.


 

Karli Morgenthau: People around the world need me. Millions of them.
Sam Wilson: Right, I can’t speak for millions, but I understand you. I understand your frustration. I understand your helplessness.


 

Karli Morgenthau: So you want me to stop because people are getting hurt, right? But, Sam, what if I’m making the world a better place?
Sam Wilson: No, it’s not a better place if you’re killing people. It’s just different.
Karli Morgenthau: You’re either brilliant, or just hopelessly optimistic.
Sam Wilson: Well, can’t I be a little bit of both?
Karli Morgenthau: No.


 

John Walker: This is all really easy for you, isn’t it? All that serum running through your veins. Barnes, your partner needs backup in there. Do you really want his blood on your hands?


 

Sam Wilson: This guy I know, who knows more about Super Soldiers than anyone else on the planet, he says you’re a supremacist.
Karli Morgenthau: Me?
Sam Wilson: Yeah.
Karli Morgenthau: That’s ridiculous. Everything I do is to end supremacy. These corporations, and the beasts who run them, they’re the supremacists.


 

Sam Wilson: You’re killing innocent people.
Karli Morgenthau: They’re not innocent. They’re roadblocks in my journey, and I’d kill them again if I had to.
Sam Wilson: Wow.
Karli Morgenthau: No, no, no, no. I didn’t mean it like that. You tricked me into sounding like…
Sam Wilson: Like what?


 

Karli Morgenthau: The people I’m fighting are trying to take your home, Sam. Why are you here instead of stopping them?
Sam Wilson: You know, my sister’s waiting for that exact same answer. I’m not your enemy. I agree with your fight. I just can’t get with the way you’re fighting it.


 

Karli Morgenthau: You know, when we first came together, I mean, what were the chances that we’d all be assigned to the same quarter? To find people I would have never met, people that I would’ve been taught to hate if I lived somewhere else? I thought we’d been chosen. But now, I just wish there were a dozen more of us to fight.
Nico: We’re still stronger than they are.
Karli Morgenthau: We started this together, and that’s how it’ll end.


 

Dovich: [reading the message from the Power Broker] “You play revolutionary on borrowed time, little girl. I want the serum back, or I will find you, and I will end you.”


 

Nico: We cannot fight two wars and win.
Karli Morgenthau: I’ll deal with the Power Broker when the time comes. And I know a way that we can deal with Sam without getting involved in a direct fight.
Dovich: Yeah? How do you propose we do that?
Karli Morgenthau: We separate them. And then we kill Captain America.


 

Zemo: [after Sam confirms he wasn’t offered the serum] If you had been, hypothetically, that is, would you have taken it?
Sam Wilson: No.
Zemo: No hesitation. That’s impressive.


 

Zemo: Sam, you can’t hold out hope for Karli. No matter what you saw in her, she’s gone. And we cannot allow that she and her acolytes become yet another faction of gods amongst real people. Super Soldiers cannot be allowed to exist.
Sam Wilson: Isn’t that how gods talk? And if that’s how you feel, what about Bucky? Blood isn’t always the solution.


 

Bucky Barnes: Something’s not right about Walker.
Sam Wilson: You don’t say.
Bucky Barnes: Well, I know a crazy when I see one. Because I am crazy.
Sam Wilson: Can’t argue with that.


 

Bucky Barnes: [referring to Walkder] Shouldn’t have given him the shield.
Sam Wilson: I didn’t give him the shield.
Bucky Barnes: Well, Steve definitely didn’t.


 

Sam Wilson: [as the Dora Milaje come for Zemo] You might want to fight Bucky before you tangle with the Dora Milaje.
John Walker: The Dora Milaje don’t have jurisdiction here.
Ayo: The Dora Milaje have jurisdiction wherever the Dora Milaje find themselves to be.


 

Sam Wilson: [referring to Zemo] I can’t believe he pulled an El Chapo.
Bucky Barnes: I can.


 

Lemar: [as Walker signs an autograph] How long till that gets really annoying?
John Walker: You’re just mad that she didn’t ask for yours.
Lemar: Oh, it’s her loss. I even got a little Battlestar logo I draw with it.


 

John Walker: If you had the chance to take the serum, would you?
Lemar: Hells, yeah.
John Walker: You wouldn’t be worried about how it might change you?
Lemar: I mean, power just makes a person more of themselves, right? Karli Morgenthau. Steve Rogers.
John Walker: And me?
Lemar: You already have three Medals of Honor. You consistently make the right decisions in the heat of battle.


 

John Walker: Being Cap is the first time I’ve had the chance to do something that actually feels right.
Lemar: But God! Imagine how many lives we could have saved that day if we had that serum.
John Walker: I know. I know.


 

Karli Morgenthau: My name is Karli Morgenthau.
Sarah Wilson: I’ve seen you on the news. You’re the leader of the Flag Smashers, those terrorists. Right?
Karli Morgenthau: Revolutionaries, depending on whose side you’re on.


 

Sarah Wilson: [referring to Walker] I didn’t choose him.
Karli Morgenthau: Who would you have chosen instead?
Sarah Wilson: My world doesn’t matter to America. So why should I care about its mascot?


 

Sam Wilson: You called my sister? That’s how we’re going to play this?
Karli Morgenthau: I would never hurt her. I wanted to understand you better. I see you didn’t come alone.
Sam Wilson: You have to end this now.
Karli Morgenthau: I don’t want to hurt you. You’re just a tool in the regimes I’m looking to destroy. You’re not hiding behind a shield. If I were to kill you, it’d be meaningless. I was going to ask you to join me. Or do the world a favor and let me go.


 

John Walker: [after he takes the last serum and Karli kills Lemar] Where is she?
Nico: It wasn’t me! It wasn’t me!
[Walker then kills him with the shield in front of a crowd]

 

5. Truth'Sometimes, there's nothing to do until there's something to do.' - Joaquin Torres (The Falcon and The Winter Soldier) Share on X

 

John Walker: You saw what happened. You know what I had to do. I killed him because I had to! He killed Lemar!
Bucky Barnes: He didn’t kill Lemar, John. Don’t go down that road. Believe me, it doesn’t end well.
John Walker: I’m not like you.


 

Sam Wilson: John, you got to give me the shield, man.
John Walker: Oh, so that’s what this is. You almost got me.
Sam Wilson: You made a mistake.
John Walker: You don’t want to do this.
Bucky Barnes: Yeah, we do.


 

John Walker: [to Bucky as they’re fighting] Why are you making me do this?!
Sam Wilson: This isn’t you, John.
John Walker: We could’ve been a team.

 

'You got to stop looking to other people to tell you who you are.' - Sam Wilson (The Falcon and The Winter Soldier) Share on X

 

John Walker: [as he’s got a hold of Sam] I am Captain America!


 

Sam Wilson: It’s over, John.
John Walker: It’s mine.


 

Joaquin Torres: Captain America killing a foreign national in public, it’s kind of like a big deal. Like international incident big. Folks higher up on the payroll are all over it now. So, unfortunately…
Sam Wilson: They’re taking jurisdiction.


 

Joaquin Torres: Anyway, all we can do now is sit tight and just chill. Sometimes, there’s nothing to do until there’s something to do.
Sam Wilson: That’s bizarrely wise.
Joaquin Torres: Well, I’m a bizarrely wise man, Sam.


 

Joaquin Torres: [as Sam walks away with the shield] Wait, yo, you forgot the wings.
Sam Wilson: Keep them.


 

Government Official: John F. Walker, it is the order of this council that you are no longer to act in any capacity as a representative of the United States government, or its military. You are hereby stripped of your title and authority as Captain America, effective immediately.


 

John Walker: I lived my life by your mandates! I dedicated my life to your mandates! I only ever did what you asked of me, what you told me to be, and trained me to do, and I did it. And I did it well!
Government Official: You will be given an other than honorable discharge retroactive to the beginning of the month. You will hold no rank in retirement, and receive no benefits.


 

John Walker: You built me. Senator, I am Captain America.
Government Official: Not anymore. And if you continue to demean and denigrate the priorities and dignity of this council, you will spend the rest of your life in the US Disciplinary Barracks. Consider yourself extremely fortunate, Mr. Walker, and return the shield to us with expedience.


 

John Walker: They just do not know what it takes to be Captain America. They just don’t. It’s not like I’m just going to disappear.


 

Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: Well, these boots are not made for walking. Valentina Allegra de Fontaine. Actually, it’s Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine. I know it’s hard, but I don’t like to repeat myself, so you can just call me Val. But don’t call me Val, just keep it in your head.


 

Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: Anyway, you did the right thing taking the serum. Yeah, of course I know about that. And I’ll tell you something. It has made you very, very valuable to certain people. I actually think it was the second best choice you’ve ever made in your life. Oh, you want to know what the first best choice was? Oh. Tied with marrying this fabulous firecracker sitting right next to me.
Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: [turns to Olivia] How’s it going?
Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: [to Walker] Picking up the phone when I call you.


 

Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: Oh, by the way, don’t worry about the shield. I know you don’t have it. Here’s a little, dirty state secret. It doesn’t really belong to the government. It’s kind of a legal gray area.


 

Karli Morgenthau: How many times do we have to pay with our lives just to be citizens of this goddamn planet! The movement is ready. They’re not going to stop. Not unless we make them. It’s time.


 

Zemo: [in Sokovia] I thought you’d be here sooner. Don’t worry. I’ve decided I’m not going to kill you.
Bucky Barnes: Imagine my relief.


 

Zemo: The girl has been radicalized beyond salvation. I warned Sam, but he didn’t listen to me. He’s as stubborn as Steve Rogers before him. But you, they literally programmed you to kill. James, do what needs to be done. Karli has people everywhere, and there’s only one way to make sure she cannot continue her mission.
Bucky Barnes: I appreciate the advice. But we’re going to do it our own way.
Zemo: Yeah. I was afraid you would say that.


 

Zemo: [as the Dora Milaje come for him] I took the liberty of crossing off my name in your book. I hold no grudges for what you thought you had to do. Goodbye, James.


 

Isaiah Bradley: [referring to the shield] Leave it covered. Them stars and stripes don’t mean nothing good to me.
Sam Wilson: I need to understand.
Isaiah Bradley: You understand. Every Black man does. Whether you want to deny it or not.
Sam Wilson: Don’t do that bitter, old man thing with me.
Isaiah Bradley: If you ain’t bitter, you’re blind.


 

Sam Wilson: What went wrong?
Isaiah Bradley: I used to be like you. Until I opened my eyes, until I saw men in the Red Tails, the famous three-three-two, fight for this country, only to come home to find crosses burned on their lawn.


 

Sam Wilson: But you were a Super Soldier like Steve. You could’ve been the next…
Isaiah Bradley: The next? What? Huh? Blonde hair, blue eyes, stars and stripes? The entire world’s been chasing that great white hope since he first got dosed with that serum.
Sam Wilson: Steve did not put you in jail.


 

Isaiah Bradley: [after explaining other soldiers like him were given different versions of the serum] It wasn’t long before it was only me left. And what did I get for saving their lives? For the next thirty years, they experimented on me, trying to figure out why the serum worked.


 

Sam Wilson: We got to do something. We got to tell somebody.
Isaiah Bradley: No. Leave me dead. My name is buried.
Sam Wilson: But the world’s different now. I know people.


 

Isaiah Bradley: You think things are different? You think times are different? You think I wouldn’t be dead in a day if you brought me out? You want to believe jail was my fault because you got that white man’s shield. They were worried my story might get out. So, they erased me. My history. But they’ve been doing that for five hundred years. Pledge allegiance to that, my brother.


 

Isaiah Bradley: They will never let a Black man be Captain America. And even if they did, no self-respecting Black man would ever want to be.


 

Sarah Wilson: Aren’t you supposed to be off saving the world? Why are you back here bothering me?
Sam Wilson: Because my family’s well-being is a part of the world.


 

Sam Wilson: Why didn’t you use the metal arm?
Bucky Barnes: Well, I don’t always think of it immediately. I’m right handed.


 

Bucky Barnes: So this is the boat, huh?
Sam Wilson: This is it.
Bucky Barnes: It’s nice. You want any help?


 

Sam Wilson: [as Bucky is about to leave] You’re just going to set me up like that, huh?
Bucky Barnes: Well, I don’t want to make it weird for your family.
Sam Wilson: Just stay here. The people in this town are the most welcoming people in the world. They don’t care if you wear small T-shirts, or if you have six toes, or if your mom’s your aunt.
Bucky Barnes: Okay, I get it. I mean, you know, the people are nice.


 

Sam Wilson: But don’t flirt with my sister.
Bucky Barnes: No.
Sam Wilson: Because if you do, I’ll have Carlos cut you up and feed you to the fish.


 

Sarah Wilson: I told you specifically that the water pump was not the problem, and yet, here you are.
Bucky Barnes: Yep, Samuel.
Sam Wilson: In our defense, we were supposed to be done long before you woke up.
Sarah Wilson: I don’t come up to the sky to tell you how to barrel roll, or whatever, so don’t come down here and start messing around with things you clearly don’t understand.


 

Sam Wilson: Feels weird. Picking it up again. The legacy of that shield is complicated, to say the least.
Bucky Barnes: When Steve told me what he was planning, I don’t think either of us really understood what it felt like for a Black man to be handed the shield. How could we? I owe you an apology. I’m sorry.


 

Bucky Barnes: Whatever happened with Walker, it wasn’t your fault. I get it. It’s just, that shield’s the closest thing I’ve got left to a family. So when you retired it, it made me feel like I had nothing left. Made me question everything. You, Steve, me. You know, I’ve got his book. And I just figured if it worked for him, then it’d work for me.
Sam Wilson: I understand, man. But Steve is gone. And this might be a surprise, but it doesn’t matter what Steve thought. You got to stop looking to other people to tell you who you are.


 

Sam Wilson: Let me ask you. You still having those nightmares?
Bucky Barnes: All the time. It means I remember. It means a part of me is still there. Which means a part of the Winter Soldier’s still in me.


 

Sam Wilson: You up for a little tough love? You want to climb out of the hell you’re in, do the work. Do it.
Bucky Barnes: I’ve been making amends.
Sam Wilson: No. You weren’t amending, you were avenging. You were stopping all the wrongdoers you enabled as the Winter Soldier, because you thought it would bring you closure.


 

Sam Wilson: You go to these people and say “sorry”, because you think it’ll make you feel better, right? But you got to make them feel better. You got to go to them and be of service. I’m sure there’s at least one person in that book who needs closure about something, and you’re the only one who can give it to them.
Bucky Barnes: Probably a dozen.
Sam Wilson: That’s cool. Start with one.
Bucky Barnes: Good talk.


 

Bucky Barnes: You call me when you have a lead, and I’ll be there. Not necessarily as a team.
Sam Wilson: Nope.
Bucky Barnes: We’re not that good.
Sam Wilson: Definitely not.
Bucky Barnes: We’re professionals.
Sam Wilson: Definitely.
Bucky Barnes: And we’re partners.
Sam Wilson: Co-workers.
Bucky Barnes: But we’re also a couple of guys with a mutual friend.
Sam Wilson: Friend’s now gone.
Bucky Barnes: So we’re a couple of guys.
Sam Wilson: I can live with that.
Bucky Barnes: Perfect.


 

Sam Wilson: [referring to the boat] We have to preserve this. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that I can’t win every fight. And that’s cool. I’m okay with that. But this, this is our history. We can’t lose this fight.


 

Sam Wilson: All our struggles as a people, I think about it, and I used to say, “I’m going to show them. I’m going to go out and change the world.” Yeah, silly, I know. But when I’d look in your eyes, I could tell you were always thinking that I was running away.
Sarah Wilson: Sam, listen to me. At no point in my life did I ever think you were running away. From anything. Not even when I was lighting your a** up at the bank. Who knew you were so sensitive.


 

Sarah Wilson: There’s a fight out there, and then, there’s our fight here. And, bro, you have taken them both on. So you really going to let Isaiah Bradley get in your head? You going to let him decide what you do next?
Sam Wilson: Isaiah has been to hell and back. If I was in his shoes, I’d probably feel the exact same way. But what would be the point of all the pain and sacrifice if I wasn’t willing to stand up and keep fighting?


 

Dovich: So we’re working with criminals now?
Karli Morgenthau: Haven’t you heard? We are criminals. Georges gets his payback, and we get a killer. It’s a bargain on both sides.
Georges Batroc: You invite me here for a picnic or what?


 

Georges Batroc: I’m only here to kill the Falcon.
Karli Morgenthau: You’ll get your chance. Tonight, we go to battle. All of us.

 

6. One World, One People'I feel it. The stares, the judgment. And there's nothing I can do to change it. Yet, I'm still here. No super serum, no blond hair, or blue eyes. The only power I have is that I believe we can do better.' - Sam Wilson Share on X

 

Sam Wilson: Do I hear Sharon?
Bucky Barnes: Unfortunately.
Sharon Carter: Hey, Sam. I thought I’d get the band back together.


 

Sam Wilson: You’re risking a lot coming here.
Sharon Carter: I hear pardons aren’t all they’re cracked up to be anyway.
Bucky Barnes: Depends on the therapist.


 

Secret Service Chief: I’m sorry, wait. Who are you?
Sam Wilson: I’m Captain America.
Secret Service Chief: I thought Captain America was on the Moon.

 

'Hope for the best. Prepare for the worst.' - Karli Morgenthau (The Falcon and The Winter Soldier) Share on X

 

Georges Batroc: You cost me a lot of money. I wonder how much I can get for your new bird costume.
Sam Wilson: Maybe a baguette, a few French fries.
Georges Batroc: [in French] The robes don’t make the monk.


 

Karli Morgenthau: Aren’t you tired of fighting for the wrong side, Mr. Barnes?
Bucky Barnes: I’ve done this before, kid. I know how it ends.


 

Karli Morgenthau: It doesn’t matter if I don’t survive this. I’m fighting for something bigger than myself. And with all the bodies you’ve collected, have you ever been able to say the same?
Bucky Barnes: You don’t think I ever fought for something bigger than myself? That’s all I ever tried to do. And I failed twice.


 

Bucky Barnes: You think your cause justifies all this death, but in the end, the nightmares won’t go away. You’re going to remember all the ones you killed. Trust me. Don’t do this. Don’t go down this path.
Karli Morgenthau: If that’s how you feel, you should sit this one out.
Bucky Barnes: Come on. You know I ain’t going to do that.


 

Sharon Carter: [after killing one of the Super Soldiers] Well, that’s one down.
Sam Wilson: How did you manage that?
Sharon Carter: Mercury vapor, amongst other things.


 

Bucky Barnes: [to Sam] I don’t fly, man. That’s your thing.


 

Karli Morgenthau: Worst case scenario, we kill the hostages.
Gigi: We’re supposed to use them to negotiate.
Karli Morgenthau: To stop that vote. Either way, our message gets out to the world. It doesn’t even matter if we die. The movement is strong enough to continue without us.


 

Karli Morgenthau: Hope for the best. Prepare for the worst. Hold tight. Move fast.


 

John Walker: Morgenthau! Let’s finish this.
Karli Morgenthau: I didn’t mean to kill your friend. I don’t want to hurt people that don’t matter.
John Walker: You don’t think Lemar’s life mattered?
Karli Morgenthau: Not to my fight.


 

Sam Wilson: [to Ayla] A little birdie told me you know how to fly a helicopter.


 

Sam Wilson: Boy, you just earned this a**-whooping.


 

Older Man: That’s the Black Falcon there! I tell you.
Older Man’s Friend: No. That’s Captain America.


 

Karli Morgenthau: You of all people bought into that bulls**t?
Sam Wilson: I’m trying something different. Maybe you should do the same.


 

Karli Morgenthau: I’m disappointed in you.
Sharon Carter: That’s what I was going to say.


 

Sharon Carter: You know, when you came to Madripoor, you reminded me of a young me. I took you in, gave you an opportunity, and you betrayed me.
Karli Morgenthau: Because you wanted to control a world that hurt you. But I wanted to change it. I’m not interested in power or an empire. I have bigger dreams.
Sharon Carter: What, like this?


 

Sharon Carter: Come back and work for me again. All of you. We can make a difference together.
Karli Morgenthau: You just want me because you need your muscle back. Without us Super Soldiers, how much power does the Power Broker really have?
Sharon Carter: More than you.


 

Sharon Carter: I don’t do blackmail.
[she shoots Bartoc and kills him]


 

Karli Morgenthau: [after Karli’s shot Sharon] Sam, stay back.
Sam Wilson: So what’s next, huh? You kill ten this time, then, what, a hundred? Where does it end? Please, let me help you.
Karli Morgenthau: Don’t try and manipulate me.


 

Sam Wilson: [to Karli] I’m not going to fight you!


 

John Walker: “Mercy bears richer fruit than strict justice.”


 

Bucky Barnes: Lincoln, really?
John Walker: Great man. Great quote.
Bucky Barnes: Not when you say it.


 

Karli Morgenthau: Fight me! Fight back!
[as she’s about to shoot Sam Sharon shoots her]


 

Government Official: You did your part in dealing with those terrorists, now we’ll do ours.
Sam Wilson: Are you still going forward with resetting the borders?
Prime Minister Lacont: Our peacekeeping troops will begin relocating people soon. The terrorists only set us back a bit.
Sam Wilson: Stop calling them terrorists.
Government Official: What else would we call them?


 

Sam Wilson: Your peacekeeping troops carrying weapons are forcing millions of people into settlements around the world, right? What do you think those people are going to call you? These labels, “terrorists”, “refugee”, “thug”, they’re often used to get around the question, why?


 

Government Official: Look, I get it. But you have no idea how complicated this situation is.
Sam Wilson: You know what? You’re right. And that’s a good thing. We finally have a common struggle now. Think about that. For once, all the people who’ve been begging, and I mean, literally begging for you, to feel how hard any given day is, now you know. How did it feel to be helpless? Now if you could remember what it was like to be helpless, and face a force so powerful it could erase half the planet, you would know that you’re about to have the exact same impact.


 

Sam Wilson: I’m a Black man carrying the stars and stripes. What don’t I understand? Every time I pick this thing up, I know there are millions of people out there who are going to hate me for it. Even now, here, I feel it. The stares, the judgment. And there’s nothing I can do to change it. Yet, I’m still here. No super serum, no blond hair, or blue eyes. The only power I have is that I believe we can do better.


 

Sam Wilson: We can’t demand that people step up and we don’t meet them halfway. Look, you control the banks. S**t, you can move borders! You can knock down a forest with an email. You can feed a million people with a phone call. But the question is, who’s in the room with you when you’re making those decisions? Hm? Is it the people you’re going to impact? Or is it just more people like you?


 

Sam Wilson: I mean, this girl died trying to stop you, and no one has stopped for one second to ask why. You’ve got to do better, Senator. You’ve got to step up. Because if you don’t, the next Karli will. And you don’t want to see two-point-O. People believed in her cause so much that they helped her defy the strongest governments in the world. Why do you think that is? Look, you people have just as much power as an insane god, or a misguided teenager. The question you have to ask yourself is, “How are you going to use it?”


 

Bucky Barnes: [jokingly to Sam] Sorry, I was texting, and so, all I heard was, “a Black guy in stars and stripes.”


 

Bucky Barnes: Nice job, Cap.
Sam Wilson: Thanks.


 

Sam Wilson: We got to get you to a hospital.
Bucky Barnes: She’s not going to listen.
Sharon Carter: It’s not the worst thing that’s happened to me all week.
Bucky Barnes: Told you.


 

Sharon Carter: [to Sam] Look, I’m sorry for how things ended down there. For what it’s worth, suit looks good on you.


 

Sam Wilson: [to Sharon] And I didn’t forget my promise.


 

Secret Service Chief: So we got eyes on the last Flag Smasher that fell into the Hudson. He’s hurt but not down. Can you help?
Sam Wilson: Always.


 

Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: [referring to Karli’s remaining Super Soldiers being killed] Looks like our friend, Zemo, kind of got the last laugh, right? Wow. Couldn’t have worked better if I planned it myself. Oh. Well, maybe I did. No, I’m kidding, I didn’t. Or did I? Anyway, it’s going to save people a lot of paperwork, and a lot of redacting, and a lot of shredding.


 

Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: [after giving Walker a new suit] Things are about to get weird. So, when they do, we’re not going to need a Captain America. We’re going to need a US Agent.
John Walker: That’s great.
Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: Keep your phone on.
John Walker: Will do, Val.
Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: Don’t call me that.


 

Bucky Barnes: I have to tell you something. About your son. He was murdered.
Yori: What?
Bucky Barnes: By the Winter Soldier. And that was me.
Yori: Why?
Bucky Barnes: I didn’t have a choice.


 

Eli Bradley: What you want, Black Falcon?
Sam Wilson: Hey, you need to learn some manners.
Isaiah Bradley: He ain’t a Falcon anymore, but he’s still Black.


 

Isaiah Bradley: I ain’t going to lie. You’re special.
Sam Wilson: Thank you.
Isaiah Bradley: I mean, you ain’t no Malcolm, Martin, Mandela.
Sam Wilson: No argument there. But I know what I’ve got to do.


 

Isaiah Bradley: So a Black Captain America, huh?
Sam Wilson: Damn right.


 

Isaiah Bradley: The fight you taking on ain’t going to be easy, Sam.
Sam Wilson: Yeah, I might fail. S**t, I might die. But we built this country. Bled for it. I’m not going to let anybody tell me I can’t fight for it. Not after what everybody before me went through. Including you.
Isaiah Bradley: S**t. I almost bought that.
Sam Wilson: Man, do you ever lighten up?
Isaiah Bradley: Nope.


 

Sam Wilson: [referring to Isaiah’s exhibit in the Smithsonian] Now, they’ll never forget what you did for this country. Never.
[Isaiah embraces Sam]


 

Government Official: [mid-credits lines] Miss Carter, on behalf of the United States Intelligence Community, I’d like to offer you and your family our sincerest apologies. The Carter name has always been synonymous with service and trust. Today, we begin to set things right. We begin to repay some of the debt that is owed to you.
Sharon Carter: Thank you, Senator. I’ve been waiting to hear those words for a long time.


 

Government Official: And we’d like to offer you a full pardon. There may be an opening in your old division. Is that something you’d be interested in?
Sharon Carter: It would be my honor.
Government Official: Welcome home, Agent Carter.


 

Sharon Carter: [over phone] Start lining up our buyers. Super Soldiers might be off the menu, but we’re about to have full access to government secrets, prototype weapons, you name it. Should be something for everyone.

 

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Loki Quotes from Disney+ Series (Season 1 – 2)

January 21, 2021 by MovieQuotesandMore.com

Our list of the best quotes from Season 1 of Disney+’s MCU spin-off series based on the character Loki. Set after the events of the Avengers: Endgame (2019), we follow an alternate version of Loki (Tom Hiddleston) created in a new timeline, where he is is brought to the mysterious Time Variance Authority organization after stealing the Tesseract, where he uses it to travel through time altering human history, ending up trapped in his own crime thriller.

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1. Glorious Purpose

'For nearly every living thing, choice breeds shame, and uncertainty, and regret. There's a fork in every road, yet the wrong path always taken.' - Loki Share on X

 

Loki: I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.


 

Hunter B-15: Variant identified.
Loki: I beg your pardon.
Hunter B-15: On behalf of the Time Variance Authority, I hereby arrest you for crimes against the Sacred Timeline. Hands up. You’re coming with us.
Loki: I’m sorry. Who’s “us”?


 

Loki: It’s been a very long day, and I think I’ve had my fill of idiots in armored suits telling me what to do. So, if you don’t mind, this is actually your last chance. Now get out of my way.
Hunter B-15: [hits Loki in the face] You are now moving at one sixteenth speed, but feeling all that pain in real time.


 

Casey: Can you at least tell me what it is?
Loki: It’s the Tesseract. Be very careful with it.
Casey: It sounds dumb.


 

Loki: Know this. You cross me, there are deadly consequences.
Hunter B-15: We’ll see.


 

Paperwork Clerk: Please sign to verify this is everything you’ve ever said.
Loki: What?
Paperwork Clerk: [the printer prints out a page] Sign this too.
Loki: Oh, this is absurd.
Paperwork Clerk: And this.


 

Scanner Clerk: Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, were born an organic creature, and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul.
Loki: What? To my knowledge? Do a lot of people not know if they’re robots?
Scanner Clerk: Thank you for your confimration. Please move through.


 

Loki: What if I was a robot, and I didn’t know it?
Scanner Clerk: The machine would melt you from the inside out. Please move along, sir.
Loki: Okay. I’m not a robot, so I’ll be fine.


 

Loki: This is a mistake! I shouldn’t be here!
Miss Minute: [over PA] Hey there! You’re probably saying, “This is a mistake. I shouldn’t even be here.”


 

Miss Minute: Welcome to the Time Variance Authority. I’m Miss Minutes, and it’s my job to catch you up before you stand trial for your crimes. So let’s not waste another minute. Settle in, sharpen your pencils, and check this out.


 

Miss Minute: Long ago, there was a vast multiversal war. Countless unique timelines battled each other for supremacy, nearly resulting in the total destruction of, well, everything. But then, the all-knowing Time Keepers emerged, bringing peace by reorganizing the multiverse into a single timeline, the Sacred Timeline. Now the Time Keepers protect and preserve the proper flow of time for everyone and everything.


 

Miss Minute: But sometimes, people like you veer off the path the Time Keepers created. We call those Variants. Maybe you started an uprising, or were just late for work. Whatever it was, stepping off your path created a nexus event, which, left unchecked, could branch off into madness, leading to another multiversal war. But, don’t worry, to make sure that doesn’t happen, the Time Keepers created the TVA, and all its incredible workers. The TVA has stepped in to fix your mistake and set time back on its predetermined path.


 

Loki: Time Keepers? The Sacred Timeline? Who actually believes this bunkum?


 

Mobius: [in French] I’m sorry. My friend is an imbecile.
Hunter U-92: [in French] Hey, yoh! I speak every language in the Timeline too. Jacka**.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: How do you plead?
Loki: Madam, a god doesn’t plead.


 

Loki: Look, this has been a very enjoyable pantomime, but I’d like to go home now.
Ravonna Renslayer: Are you guilty or not guilty, sir?
Loki: Guilty of being the God of Mischief? Yes. Guilty of finding all this incredibly tedious? Yes. Guilty of a crime against the Sacred Timeline? Absolutely not, you have the wrong person.


 

Loki: I suspect, the Avengers. You see, I only came into possession of the Tesseract because they traveled through time, no doubt in a last-ditch effort to stave off my ascent to God King.
Ravonna Renslayer: That’s quite an accusation.
Loki: Oh, believe me, you can smell the cologne of two Tony Starks.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: [referring to The Avengers] What they did was supposed to happen. You escaping was not.
Loki: Right. Not supposed to happen? According to whom?
Ravonna Renslayer: The Time Keepers?


 

Loki: Well, perhaps I should speak to these Time Keepers, gods to gods.
Ravonna Renslayer: I’m sorry, but they’re quite busy.
Loki: Oh, they are? What are they doing?
Ravonna Renslayer: Dictating the proper flow of time.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: How do you plead?
Loki: Guilty, of this.
[tries to use his magic to escape]


 

Loki: Don’t rush me. Damn it! Why won’t it work?
Ravonna Renslayer: Magic powers? They’re no good in the TVA, Mr. Laufeyson. The court finds you guilty, and I sentence you to be reset. Next case, please!


 

Loki: Reset? What does that mean? What, is it bad? What does it mean? Hey! You ridiculous bureaucrats will not dictate how my story ends!
Ravonna Renslayer: It’s not your story, Mr. Laufeyson. It never was.
Loki: You have no idea what I’m capable of!
Mobius: I think I might.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: If you’re thinking what I think you are, it’s a bad idea.
Mobius: Okay, I’m just chasing a hunch.
Ravonna Renslayer: Anything goes sideways, it’s on you.
Mobius: Okay. I feel like I’m always looking up to you. I like it. It’s appropriate.


 

Loki: I’m going to burn this place to the ground.
Mobius: I’ll show you where my desk is, you can start there.


 

Loki: This place is a nightmare.
Mobius: That’s another department. Now that department I’ll help you burn down.


 

Loki: Are you taking me somewhere to kill me?
Mobius: No. That’s where you just were. I’m taking you some place to talk.
Loki: Well, I don’t like to talk.
Mobius: But you do like to lie, which you just did. Because we both know you love to talk. Talky-talky.


 

Loki: How long have you been here?
Mobius: I don’t know, it’s hard to say. You know, time passes differently here in the TVA.
Loki: What does that mean?
Mobius: You’ll catch up.


 

Loki: The idea that your little club decides the fate of trillions of people across all of existence at the behest of three space lizards, yes, it’s funny. It’s absurd.
Mobius: I thought you didn’t like to talk.


 

Loki: For the record, this really does feel like a killing-me kind of a room.
Mobius: Not big on trust, are you?
Loki: Trust is for children and dogs. There’s only one person you can trust.
Mobius: Yourself? I like it. Slap it on a T-shirt.


 

Loki: If the TVA truly oversees all of time, how have I never heard of you until now?
Mobius: Because you’ve never needed to. You’ve always lived within your set path.
Loki: I live within whatever path I choose.
Mobius: Sure you do.


 

Loki: What do you want from me?
Mobius: Well, let’s start with a little cooperation.
Loki: Not my forte.
Mobius: Really? Even when you’re wooing someone powerful you intend to betray? Come on.


 

Mobius: I specialize in the pursuit of dangerous Variants.
Loki: Like myself?
Mobius: No, particularly dangerous Variants. You’re just a little pussycat.


 

Mobius: You want to be king?
Loki: I don’t want to be, I was born to be.


 

Mobius: Space is big. That’d be a nice feather in your cap. “Loki, the King of Space.”
Loki: Mock me if you dare.
Mobius: No, I’m not. Honestly, I’m actually a fan. Yeah.


 

Mobius: And I guess I’m wondering why does someone with so much range just want to rule?
Loki: I would’ve made it easy for them.
Mobius: People like easy.


 

Loki: The first and most oppressive lie ever uttered was the song of freedom.
Mobius: How does that one go?
Loki: For nearly every living thing, choice breeds shame, and uncertainty, and regret. There’s a fork in every road, yet the wrong path always taken.
Mobius: You said, “Nearly every living thing,” so I’m guessing you don’t fall into that category?


 

Loki: The timekeepers have built quite the circus. And I see the clowns are playing their parts to perfection.
Mobius: Big metaphor guy. I love it. Makes you sound super smart.
Loki: I am smart.
Mobius: I know.
Loki: Okay.
Mobius: Okay.


 

Mobius: [to Loki] It’s funny, for someone born to rule, you sure do lose a lot. You might even say it’s in your nature.


 

Mobius: Do you enjoy hurting people? Making them feel small? Making them feel afraid?
Loki: Your games don’t frighten me.
Mobius: Making them feel little?


 

Loki: I know what I am.
Mobius: A murderer?
Loki: A liberator.
Mobius: Of eyeballs maybe.


 

Loki: I don’t have to play this game. I’m a god.
Mobius: Of what, again? Mischief, right? Yeah. I don’t see anything very mischievous about this.
Loki: No, I don’t suppose you do.


 

Mobius: You’re really good at doing awful things, and then just getting away.
Loki: What can I say? I’m a mischievous scamp.


 

Flight Attendant: Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
Loki: I suppose we’ll find out, won’t we?


 

Loki: Where was the TVA when I was meddling with these affairs of men?
Mobius: We were right there with you, just surfing that Sacred Timeline.
Loki: Oh, so that had the Time Keepers seal of approval, did it?
Mobius: Well, I wouldn’t think of it in terms of approval and disapproval.


 

Loki: I was just standing up to make a point.
Mobius: I’m sorry, go ahead.
Loki: It won’t be as meaningful now.
Mobius: Okay, well, stay seated.
Loki: I’ll do what I want to do!
Mobius: Sure.


 

Loki: What exactly is it that you want?
Mobius: I want you to be honest about why you do what you do.
Loki: Liar.
Mobius: I’m serious. All I seek is a deeper understanding of the fearsome God of Mischief. What makes Loki tick?


 

Loki: I know what this place is.
Mobius: What is it?
Loki: It’s an illusion. It’s a cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear. A desperate attempt at control. Now, you all parade about as if you’re the divine arbiters of power in the universe.
Mobius: We are.
Loki: You’re not. My choices are my own.


 

Loki: I was, I am on the verge of acquiring everything I am owed, and when I do, it’ll be because I did it. Not because it was supposed to happen. Or because you, or the Time Variance Authority, or whatever it is you call yourselves, allowed me to. Honestly, you’re pathetic. You’re an irrelevance. A detour. A footnote to my ascent.
Mobius: You finished? You’re going to start taking things seriously.


 

Mobius: Look, the TVA doesn’t just know your whole past, we know your whole life, how it’s all meant to be. Think of it as comforting.
Loki: This is absurd.


 

Mobius: [as Loki sees how his mother dies] That’s the proper flow of time, and it happens again, and again, and again. Because it’s supposed to. Because it has to. The TVA makes sure of it.


 

Mobius: Now why don’t you tell me, do you enjoy hurting people?
Loki: I don’t believe you.
Mobius: Do you enjoy killing?
Loki: I’ll kill you.
Mobius: What, like you did your mother?


 

Mobius: You weren’t born to be king, Loki. You were born to cause pain, and suffering, and death. That’s how it is, that’s how it was, that’s how it will be. All so that others can achieve their best versions of themselves.


 

Loki: Give me the Tesseract, or I’ll gut you like a fish, Casey.
Casey: What’s a fish? What’s a fish?
Loki: How do you not know what a fish is?
Casey: Well, I’ve lived my entire life behind a desk.
Loki: Well, what difference does it make?
Casey: I want to know exactly what I’m being threatened with before I comply.
Loki: Death, Casey. Violent, painful death.
Casey: Okay. Okay. I comply.


 

Loki: [referring to the Infinity Stones] How do you have these?
Casey: Oh. We actually get a lot of those. Yeah. Some of the guys use them as paperweights. Some of them.


 

Loki: [referring to the TVA] Is this the greatest power in the universe?


 

Hunter B-15: What’s so funny?
Loki: Glorious purpose.


 

Loki: I can’t go back, can I? Back to my timeline.


 

Loki: I don’t enjoy hurting people. I don’t enjoy it. I do it because I have to. Because I’ve had to.
Mobius: Okay. Explain that to me.
Loki: Because it’s part of the illusion. It’s the cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear.
Mobius: A desperate play for control. You do know yourself.
Loki: A villain.
Mobius: That’s not how I see it.


 

Loki: Even an Infinity Stone is useless here. The TVA is formidable.
Mobius: That’s been my experience.


 

Mobius: Listen, I can’t offer you salvation. But maybe I can offer you something better. A fugitive Variant’s been killing our Minutemen.
Loki: And you need the God of Mischief to help you stop him?
Mobius: That’s right.


 

Loki: Why me?
Mobius: The Variant we’re hunting is you.
Loki: I beg your pardon?


 

Miss Minute: Thanks for visiting the TVA. Don’t hesitate to let us know how we’re doing.

 

2. The Variant'Existence is chaos. Nothing makes any sense, so we try to make some sense of it.' - Mobius (Loki) Share on X

 

Miss Minute: What happens when a nexus event branches past red line?
Loki: Very bad things.
Miss Minute: Come on, Loki. What is it?
Loki: It’s when the TVA can no longer reset a nexus event. Okay? Boring.
Miss Minute: Right. And that would lead to the destruction of the timeline, and the collapse of reality as we know it.


 

Loki: Can you hear me? Are you a recording? Or are you alive?
Miss Minute: Sort of both.


 

Hunter B-15: C-20 and her team went dark shortly after they jumped into the 1985 branch. All signs point to another ambush. We’ve grabbed enough temporal aura to know it’s our Loki Variant. But which kind of Loki, remains unknown.
Loki: They’re the lesser kind, to be clear.

 

'No one bad is ever truly bad. And no one good is ever truly good.' - Loki Share on X

 

Hunter B-15: I don’t want anybody out there to forget what you are.
Loki: Oh, your only hope of capturing a murderer?
Hunter B-15: No. A cosmic mistake.


 

Mobius: Here’s the deal. When we get out on the branch, we’re not just looking for a Time Criminal. We’re looking for a Loki. A variation of this guy. A type we should all be very familiar with, because the TVA has pruned a lot of these guys, almost more than any other Variant. And no two are alike. Slight differences in appearances, or not so slight. Different powers, although, powers, generally include shape-shifting, illusion-projection, and my favorite…
Loki: Duplication-casting.
Mobius: Illusion-projection.


 

Loki: They’re two completely different powers.
Mobius: How?
Loki: Illusion-projection involves depicting a detailed image from outside oneself, which is perceptible in the external world, whereas duplication-casting entails recreating an exact facsimile of one’s own body in its present circumstance, which acts as a true holographic mirror of its molecular structure. But you already knew that.
Mobius: Okay, take a breath. Noted.


 

Mobius: Whoever this Variant is, we haven’t been able to find him. So let’s bring in an expert.
Loki: That’s me.


 

Loki: Do I get a weapon?
Mobius: No.


 

Mobius: Nexus events destabilize the time flow. This branch is still changing and growing, so you got to show up in real time. Did you watch any of the training videos you were supposed to?
Loki: Well, as many as I could stand. Your TVA propaganda is exhausting.


 

Mobius: What do you see?
Loki: I see a scheme. And in that scheme, I see myself.


 

Loki: We have a saying in Asgard, “Where there are wolf’s ears, wolf’s teeth are near.” It means to be aware of your surroundings. Which is absurd, because my people are, by nature, gullible fools. A trait that I, the God of Mischief, exploited time, and time again, simply by listening. My teeth were sharp, but my ears even sharper.


 

Loki: The Time Variance Authority and the gods of Asgard, one and the same. Drunk with power, blinded to the truth. Those you underestimate will devour you. You underestimate me, just as you underestimate this lesser Loki. Which is why, you walk into one wolf’s mouth after another.


 

Loki: He wants me. I’m the key to his plan. He knows that I’m stronger than him. And he rightly believes that together we can overthrow and rule the TVA. But that’s not what I want. I have a new purpose. I’m a servant of the Sacred Timeline. And knowing what I now know about his tactics, I can deliver you the Variant. But I need assurances.
Mobius: Yeah?
Loki: Assurances that I won’t be completely disintegrated the moment the job has been done.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: You’re not the only analyst working for me.
Mobius: But would you say, maybe, I’m your favorite one?


 

Ravonna Renslayer: This Variant is insubordinate, stubborn, unpredictable. Sounds like someone else I know.
Mobius: I was just thinking it sounds like someone I know.


 

Mobius: It didn’t go exactly the way I wanted it to today, but here’s what we did find out. The Variant likes to stall for time, and eventually, we’ll catch the other one doing the same thing. Because understanding this Loki helps me get closer to the one we’re chasing. Right?


 

Ravonna Renslayer: Look, I know you have a soft spot for broken things.
Mobius: I don’t think so.
Ravonna Renslayer: Yes, you do. But Loki is an evil, lying scourge. That is the part he plays on the Sacred Timeline.
Mobius: Maybe he wants to mix it up. Sometimes you get tired of playing the same part. Is that possible? He can change?
Ravonna Renslayer: Not unless the Time Keepers decree it. And then, it shall be so.


 

Mobius: And how are the old Time Keepers?
Ravonna Renslayer: How do you think?
Mobius: I don’t know. Because I’ve never met them. Thankfully. Although, I shouldn’t say that.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: [referring to the Time Keepers] They want that Variant caught.
Mobius: So do I.
Ravonna Renslayer: And this is the last chance you’re going to get with this Loki.
Mobius: Great. That’s all I’m going to need.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: You really believe in this Variant?
Mobius: Luckily, he believes in himself enough for the both of us. And, hey, if it doesn’t work, I’ll delete him myself. He’s really arrogant.


 

Loki: That was your first lesson in catching a Loki. Expect the expected. You see, half the fun of being a trickster is knowing everyone knows you’re a trickster, and then, many of your tricks can come from exploiting the fact that you know that they know…
Mobius: Okay. Just shut up!


 

Mobius: I mean, what happened to the guy I met on the elevator? Who didn’t like to talk. Remember him? Now I’m stuck with this guy who won’t stop yacking away about what makes a Loki tick.
Loki: What? Isn’t that precisely why I’m here?
Mobius: No. I don’t care what makes you tick. You’re here to help me catch the superior version of yourself.


 

Loki: I’m not sure “superior” is actually quite the right word.
Mobius: See? There it is. Right there. I believed, stupidly, that insecure need for validation would motivate you to find the killer. Not because you care about the TVA mission, or being a hero, but because you know this Variant is better than you, and you can’t take it.
Loki: Very nice.


 

Loki: I mean, it is adorable that you think you could possibly manipulate me. I’m ten steps ahead of you. I’ve been playing a game of my own all along.
Mobius: What, charm your way in front of the Time Keepers, hustle them, and seize control of the TVA? Am I getting warm? A double cross by history’s most reliable liar.


 

Mobius: I’ll give you two options, and you can believe whichever one you want. A, because I see a scared little boy, shivering in the cold. And you kind of feel bad for that ice runt. Or B, I just want to catch this guy, and I’ll tell you whatever I need to tell you.
Loki: I don’t need your sympathy.
Mobius: Good. Because I’m running out of it.


 

Mobius: This is the final step. Your last chance.
Loki: Oh, and what does my desperate last chance require?
Mobius: Work.
Loki: Work?


 

Mobius: I need you to go over each and every one of the Variant’s case files, and then, give me your, how do I put it? Your unique Loki perspective. And who knows? Maybe there’s something that we missed.
Loki: Well, you’re idiots. I suspect you probably missed a lot.


 

Loki: He’s hiding in apocalypses.
Mobius: Which apocalypse? Any time in history? There’s like a million of them.
Loki: Ragnarok. Are you familiar?
Mobius: Yes. The destruction of Asgard and most of its people. I’m sorry.
Loki: Yes, very sad.


 

Loki: Nexus events happen when someone does something they’re not supposed to do, right?
Mobius: Well, it’s a little more complicated. But, yeah.
Loki: Great. And then that thing they’re not supposed to do, cascades into a whole range of other things that aren’t supposed to happen. And so on and so forth, until eventually, a new timeline branches. Yes?
Mobius: Chaotic alterations of a predetermined outcome.


 

Loki: So, let’s just say…
Mobius: What are you doing?
Loki: Your salad is Asgard in this scenario.
Mobius: No. It’s not Asgard, that’s my lunch.
Loki: It’s a metaphor. Just hang in there.
Mobius: I want that salad.


 

Loki: It could be any apocalypse. It could be a tidal wave. It could be a meteor. It could be a volcano, a supernova. If everything and everyone around you is destined for imminent destruction, then nothing that I say, or do will matter, because the timeline’s not going to branch. Because it gets destroyed. Hence, the Variant could be hiding in the apocalypse and do whatever he wants, and we wouldn’t know!
Mobius: Not bad.


 

Mobius: I’m not taking you for a stroll along the promenade, much less an apocalypse.
Loki: Oh, Mobius, come on! What could possibly go wrong?


 

Mobius: Well, here’s a fun theory. You lure me out into the field, and then you stab me in the back. And that’s a theory I don’t want to test.
Loki: I’d never stab anyone in the back. That’s such a boring form of betrayal.
Mobius: Loki, I’ve studied almost every moment of your entire life. You’ve literally stabbed people in the back like fifty times.
Loki: Well, I’d never do it again! Because it got old.


 

Loki: [to Mobius] Okay, look, you don’t trust me, you can trust one thing. I love to be right.


 

Mobius: If you’re wrong, and there’s a good chance you are, anything we do can create a huge branch.
Loki: Oh, Mobius. You make even the end of the world sound boring!


 

Loki: [in Latin] You’re all about to die. That volcano is about to erupt! I would know, because I’m from the future.
Loki: [to Mobius] We are from the future, right? What is the TVA? I mean, it’s from the future. It sounds from the future. It’s pretty futurey.


 

Loki: By the way, at your desk, that magazine?
Mobius: Yeah. The one on jet skis?
Loki: Yes. Why do you have that?
Mobius: Because they’re awesome.
Loki: I suppose they are.


 

Mobius: You know, some things, actually, most things in history are kind of dumb, and everything gets ruined eventually. But in the early 1990s, for a brief, shining moment, there was a beautiful union of form and function, which we call the jet ski, and a reasonable man cannot differ.
Loki: You ever been on one?
Mobius: No. No.


 

Mobius: I think a TVA agent showing up on a jet ski on the Sacred Timeline, that would create a branch for sure.
Loki: It’d be fun, though.
Mobius: Yeah. It’d be really fun.


 

Loki: I mean, you really believe in all this stuff, don’t you?
Mobius: I don’t get hung up on, “Believe, not believe.” I just accept what is.


 

Loki: [to Mobius] You see, every time I start to admire your intelligence, you say something like that.


 

Mobius: Because if you think too hard about where any of us came from, who we truly are, it sounds kind of ridiculous. Existence is chaos. Nothing makes any sense, so we try to make some sense of it. And I’m just lucky that the chaos I emerged into gave me all this. My own glorious purpose. Because the TVA is my life. And it’s real because I believe it’s real.


 

Loki: So everything is written. Past, present, future. There’s no such thing as free will.
Mobius: Well, I mean, you know, it’s an oversimplification.
Loki: So in fact, in a way, you and I, here at the TVA, we’re the only ones who are actually free.
Mobius: Where are you going with this, Loki?
Loki: How does it all end?
Mobius: That’s a work in progress.


 

Loki: [referring to the Time Keepers] So when they’re finished, what happens then?
Mobius: So are we. No more nexus events. Just order. And we meet in peace at the end of time. Nice, right?
Loki: Only order? No chaos? It sounds boring.
Mobius: I’m sure it does to you.


 

Loki: You know, you called me a scared little boy.
Mobius: I called you a lot of things.
Loki: You did. You’re wrong though. You see, I know something children don’t.
Mobius: What’s that?
Loki: That no one bad is ever truly bad. And no one good is ever truly good.


 

Mobius: You’re very clever.
Loki: I know.


 

Mobius: Now we have two variables. Apocalyptic natural disasters, and Kablooie.
Loki: What’s that?
Mobius: Candy. Do you have candy on Asgard?
Loki: Yeah. Grapes, nuts.
Mobius: No wonder you’re so bitter.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: Mobius, as your friend, I have to tell you that trusting this man is not a good idea.
Mobius: No. No. I know. But maybe he’s worth the trouble. I mean, he just uncovered a massive hole in our security. Right?
Ravonna Renslayer: That’s what concerns me!
Mobius: I can handle him. Trust me. This is where we get our guy.
Ravonna Renslayer: You, I trust. But him?


 

Mobius: Listen, Ravonna, every instinct is telling me this is where we nail the Variant. Come on. You don’t see me usually this worked up, right? I’m excited. I’m chomping at the bit.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: There’s not much I can do if it doesn’t work out.
Mobius: For all time.
Ravonna Renslayer: Always.


 

Mobius: [gives Loki a set of knives] Just in case. Yeah, don’t those feel…
Hunter B-15: Absolutely not!


 

Hunter B-15: He’s planning something. We just don’t know what. So keep an eye out for the missing charges. And if you see a Loki, prune it.
Loki: The bad Loki, preferably.


 

Hunter B-15: What the hell was that?
Loki: That was me, using magic to dry my clothes. So I don’t announce myself with every squeaky footstep like the rest of you.


 

Loki: You can trust me. I understand I have to earn that. So, I will.
Mobius: Why is it the people you can’t trust are always saying, “Trust me?”


 

Hunter B-15: What are you doing?
Male Shopper: Shopping for plants.
Loki: In this storm?
Male Shopper: It’s a hurricane sale. Azaleas are half off.


 

Hunter B-15 (Sylvie): So you’re the fool the TVA brought in to hunt me down.
Loki: Me, I presume.
Hunter B-15 (Sylvie): Please. If anyone’s anyone, you’re me.
Loki: How nice to meet you.


 

Mobius: Hey! These people are scared.
Hunter D-90: They’re about to die. They should be scared.
Mobius: Okay. Not of us.


 

Loki: Enchantment is a clever trick. Cowardly, a bit amateur-ish, but clever.
Hunter B-15 (Sylvie): Almost as cowardly as working for the TVA.
Loki: I’m working for me.
Hunter B-15 (Sylvie): You really believe that, don’t you?
Loki: Yeah.
Hunter B-15 (Sylvie): And here I was worried that they’d found a better version of me.


 

Loki: What say you, Loki?
Randy (Sylvie): Ugh. Don’t call me that. You can call me Randy.
Loki: God. Now I understand why Thor found this so annoying.


 

Loki: If you don’t want to rule the TVA, then what do you want?
Randy (Sylvie): It doesn’t matter. You’re too late.
Loki: Oh, I think you’ll find I’m well ahead of schedule. I found your hiding place like that. I’d say that makes me the superior Loki, wouldn’t you?


 

Loki: [as he gets knocked down by the Variant] I miss Randy.


 

Country Hoss (Sylvie): You really do love to hear yourself talk.
Loki: You’re the first person to tell me that.


 

Loki: [as he’s getting knocked around] I would never treat me like this.


 

Loki: If you had any honor you’d fight me as yourself.
Country Hoss (Sylvie): I have s**t to do!


 

Hunter D-90: [to Mobius] Looks like your favorite Loki betrayed you.


 

Sylvie: [to Loki] This isn’t about you.


 

Analyst: Somebody just bombed the Sacred Timeline.

 

3. Lamentis'Love is a dagger. It's a weapon to be wielded far away, or up close. You can see yourself in it. It's beautiful. Until it makes you bleed. But ultimately, when you reach for it, it isn't real.' - Loki Share on X

 

Loki: A few questions.
Sylvie: Have you got nothing else better to do?
Loki: Rude.


 

Loki: Are you sure you’re a Loki?
Sylvie: You’re in my way.
Loki: You are my way!


 

Loki: [as he’s fighting with Sylvie] I thought perhaps we could work together. But now I see you lack vision. So either you’ll come willingly, or you won’t. Either way, that’s how I get to meet the Time Keepers.
Sylvie: Oh, God. Shut up!


 

Sylvie: [holding Loki at knife point] Come any closer and I’ll kill him.
Ravonna Renslayer: Go for it.


 

Sylvie: [referring to the TemPad] Just give it back to me. You don’t even know how to recharge it.
Loki: Of course I do. You’re not the only tech savvy Loki.
Sylvie: Don’t ever call me that.
Loki: Tech savvy?
Sylvie: No, a Loki.


 

Sylvie: You idiot! This is Lamentis-1.
Loki: I don’t know what that means!
Sylvie: The moon that planet is about to crash into and destroy. Of all of the apocalypses saved on that TemPad, this is the worst! No one makes it off here! Watch out!
Loki: I’m sorry, madam. Didn’t exactly have time to scan the brochure.


 

Loki: By the way, I thought you wanted me dead.
Sylvie: I don’t know where you hid that TemPad, but if you blow up, it blows up, and then I end up blown up. There!
Loki: So we’re a team now?
Sylvie: Oh, God, no!


 

Loki: [to Sylvie] You’re so weird!


 

Loki: What are you doing?
Sylvie: What are you doing?
Loki: You trying to enchant me? It won’t work.
Sylvie: Why? Because you’re a magician?
Loki: No, because my mind is too strong.


 

Loki: Okay, yes. I do have the TemPad. But I’m not going to get very far if you keep trying to kill me every thirty seconds!
Sylvie: Well, you’re full of it, because you need me to get that thing recharged! That’s the only reason you saved me out there.
Loki: Maybe. Yeah. I mean, sure. That too. Or we could just slaughter each other here in this abandoned mining shack. What do you say?
Sylvie: Good for me.


 

Sylvie: And as soon as I turn that TemPad back on, I’m going straight back to the TVA to finish what I started.
Loki: Good.
Sylvie: I’ll kill you then.
Loki: Or I’ll kill you.


 

Loki: So, what’s the plan?
Sylvie: There’s a town near here. And can you shut up? Just because I have to work with you doesn’t mean I want to hear your voice.


 

Loki: Slow down, Variant.
Sylvie: What part of imminent death confuses you? And don’t call me Variant.
Loki: I’m sorry, but I’m not calling some faded photocopy of me Loki.
Sylvie: Good. Because that’s not who I am anymore. I’m Sylvie now.
Loki: Oh, you changed your name. Brilliant.
Sylvie: It’s called an alias.


 

Loki: [referring to her name] Well, it’s not very Loki-like.
Sylvie: Yeah? What exactly makes a Loki a Loki?
Loki: Independence, authority, style.
Sylvie: So naturally you went to work for the boring, oppressive time police.
Loki: I don’t work for them. I’m a consultant.


 

Sylvie: You don’t know what you want.
Loki: Oh, yeah? What about you? Your years in the making plan was to tear the place down, create the ultimate power vacuum, and then just walk away. I’d never have done that.
Sylvie: Yeah? Well, I’m not you.


 

Sylvie: Okay. Hand it over.
Loki: Pitiful. I’m not giving it to you. You’re going to have to try harder than that.
Sylvie: Then don’t give me your “tech savvy” ideas either. The TemPad requires a massive power source, not a night light.


 

Loki: Brute force is no substitute for diplomacy and guile.
Sylvie: Noted.


 

Loki: [to Sylvie] It’s remarkable that you ever made it as far as you did.


 

Sylvie: Which one was that? Diplomacy? Or…
Loki: Don’t. Just don’t.


 

Loki: We can’t fight our way onto that train.
Sylvie: Who said anything about fighting?
Loki: All your plans involve fighting.
Sylvie: Not this one. I’m going to enchant a guard, have him lead us through the crowd, and if anyone gives us any trouble…
Loki: Make him start shooting? And then what, kill every guard and hijack the train?
Sylvie: Whether or not there’s a fight is entirely up to them.
Loki: We’re doing this one my way.


 

Loki: [changes into a guard’s uniform] How do I look?
Sylvie: Like someone with a s**t plan.
Loki: It’s a great plan.


 

Loki: Look, I can’t go backwards on a train.
Sylvie: Well, I never sit with my back to a door.
Loki: What? There are doors on both sides.
Sylvie: Oh, just sit down.


 

Sylvie: FYI, that wasn’t even a plan.
Loki: Oh, really?
Sylvie: Plans have multiple steps. Dressing as a guard, and getting on a train, is just doing a thing.


 

Sylvie: I can’t sleep in a place like this.
Loki: You can’t sleep on a train?
Sylvie: No. I can’t sleep around untrustworthy people.
Loki: Oh, right. Is that me?


 

Sylvie: What was she like?
Loki: She was a Queen of Asgard. She was good. Purely decent.
Sylvie: Are you sure she was your mother?
Loki: Oh, no. She’s not actually.


 

Loki: I was adopted. Is that a bit of a spoiler for you? Sorry about that.
Sylvie: No, I knew I was adopted.
Loki: What? They told you?
Sylvie: Yeah. Did they not tell you?
Loki: No. I mean, they did, eventually.


 

Loki: [referring to Frigga and using magic] It all seemed impossible. But she told me that one day I’d be able to do it too, because I could do anything.


 

Loki: [referring to Frigga] She was the kind of person you’d want to believe in you.
Sylvie: Sounds like she does.
Loki: Well, she did.


 

Loki: You taught yourself that magic?
Sylvie: Yeah, I did.
Loki: What, do you just go into their minds and project some sort of illusion?
Sylvie: Really, it’d be easier if I just…
Loki: Enchanted me, and make me give you the TemPad, so you could leap out a moving train? No, thank you.
Sylvie: Well then, don’t ask.


 

Loki: A pity the old woman chose to die, don’t you think?
Sylvie: She was in love.
Loki: She hated him.
Sylvie: Maybe love is hate.
Loki: Should probably remember that. What was that? “Love is hate.”
Sylvie: Oh, pi** off!


 

Loki: So, on the subject of love, is there a lucky beau waiting for you at the end of this crusade?
Sylvie: Yeah, there is, actually. Managed to maintain quite a serious long-distance relationship with a postman whilst running across time from one apocalypse to another.
Loki: And with charm like that, who could resist you?
Sylvie: Well, people are quite willing in the face of certain doom.
Loki: I’m sure they are.


 

Sylvie: How about you? You’re a prince. Must’ve been would-be-princesses, or perhaps another prince.
Loki: A bit of both. I suspect the same as you. But, nothing ever…
Sylvie: Real.


 

Sylvie: Love is mischief then.
Loki: No. Love is something I might have to have another drink to think about.


 

Sylvie: You do realize we’re about to try and hijack the power source to a civilization’s only hope?
Loki: I do.
Sylvie: It’s not going to be easy. We should rest.
Loki: Alright. You relax your way, and I’ll relax mine.


 

Sylvie: You’re drunk.
Loki: No, I’m just full. But bear in mind, I’m very full.


 

Sylvie: I think something’s happening.
Loki: Yes. That planet is about to crash into us.
Sylvie: Don’t be an a**. I saw some people looking at you weirdly.
Loki: What?


 

Loki: When did you get so paranoid?
Sylvie: Oh, I guess it must have started when I spent my entire life running from the omniscient fascists you work for.


 

Loki: Love is a dagger. It’s a weapon to be wielded far away, or up close. You can see yourself in it. It’s beautiful. Until it makes you bleed. But ultimately, when you reach for it…
Sylvie: It isn’t real.


 

Sylvie: Love is an imaginary dagger.
Loki: Doesn’t make sense, does it?
Sylvie: No. Terrible metaphor.
Loki: Damn. I thought I had something there.


 

Sylvie: [to Loki] You a**hole. You killed us!


 

Sylvie: You’re not a serious man.
Loki: You’re right. I’m a god.
Sylvie: You’re a clown. You got drunk on the train!
Loki: I’m hedonistic. That’s what I do.
Sylvie: I’m hedonistic. A lot more than you, I assure you. But never at the expense of the mission.
Loki: Oh, the mission? The mission? What, your glorious purpose? Give me a break. You can’t beat them.


 

Loki: Did the scream make you feel better?
Sylvie: Yes, it did. You should try it sometime.


 

Loki: You know, I don’t think I’ve ever walked this much in my life.
Sylvie: That’s a pretty good life.
Loki: Well, you’re lucky you missed it.


 

Loki: Here’s an idea. What if you enchanted me, and you could walk for both of us? Or I take a nap in my subconscious, and then you could just wake me when we arrive. Yeah?
Sylvie: Yeah, that’s not how enchantment works.
Loki: Alright. How does it work?
Sylvie: Doesn’t matter.


 

Loki: You know, I feel like I’ve told you so much about me. I really don’t know the first thing about you.
Sylvie: Thanks for the tactical advantage.
Loki: Ah, so, you want to use that tactical advantage to kill me when the TVA shows up.
Sylvie: Worried, are you?
Loki: I just need to know if I can trust you.


 

Sylvie: You want to know how enchantment works. I have to make physical contact, and then grab hold of their mind.
Loki: How?
Sylvie: It depends on the mind. Most are easy, and I can overtake them instantly. Others, the stronger ones, it gets tricky. I’m in control, but they’re there too. In order to preserve the connection, I have to create a fantasy from their memories.
Loki: And you call me a magician.


 

Loki: I was told that everyone who works for the TVA was created by the Time Keepers.
Sylvie: That’s ridiculous. They’re all Variants, just like us.
Loki: They don’t know that.


 

Sylvie: Do we trust each other?
Loki: We do, and you can.
Sylvie: Good. Because this is going to suck.

 

4. The Nexus Event'Welcome to the real world. Down there, we're awful to one another to get what we want.' - Loki Share on X

 

Mobius: [referring to the Time Keepers] What did they say? Are you okay?
Ravonna Renslayer: No. No, Mobius. I’m not. Under the best of circumstances, it’s jarring to stand before the Time Keepers. And this is not the best of circumstances.
Mobius: Yeah, but they can’t blame you.
Ravonna Renslayer: They can and do.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: The Time Keepers are all that stand between us and full-scale calamity.
Mobius: And I’m glad they’re on our side. But if they want me to find Loki, and the Variant, I need access to Hunter C-20.
Ravonna Renslayer: I’m sorry, but that’s impossible.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: She’s dead, Mobius!
Mobius: What? How?
Ravonna Renslayer: The Variant, she enchanted C-20, scrambled her mind.
Mobius: I don’t get it. She seemed okay. She seemed fine.
Ravonna Renslayer: At first, yes. But by the time she got in here, she could barely speak. The decline was steeper after that.

 

'You could be whoever, whatever you want to be, even someone good.' - Mobius (Loki) Share on X

 

Ravonna Renslayer: [to Mobius] Every moment those Variants are out there, we’re all in danger. Find them!


 

Sylvie: I remember Asgard. Not much, but I remember. My home, my people, my life. The universe wants to break free, so it manifests chaos. Like me being born the Goddess of Mischief. And as soon as that created a big enough detour from the Sacred Timeline, the TVA showed up, erased my reality, and took me prisoner. I was just a child. I escaped. Stole a TemPad and I ran for a long, long time, which really sucked. Everywhere and every-when I went, it caused a nexus event. Sent up a smoke flare. Because I’m not supposed to exist. Until, eventually, I figured out where to hide. And so, that’s where I grew up, the ends of a thousand worlds. And now, that’s where I’ll die.


 

Sylvie: Do you think that what makes a Loki a Loki is the fact that we’re destined to lose?
Loki: No. We may lose. Sometimes painfully. But we don’t die. We survive. I mean, you did. You were just a child when the TVA took you, but you nearly took down the organization
that claims to govern the order of time. You did it on your own. You ran rings around them. You’re amazing!


 

Mobius: Well?
Loki: Well, what?
Mobius: I know you got some quip you’re dying to say.
Loki: Oh, I don’t have a quip. I’ve got nothing to say to you.
Mobius: Oh, come on.


 

Loki: By the way, I should have an equal amount of security. This is insulting!
Mobius: You just can’t help yourself.
Loki: You betrayed me!
Mobius: You betrayed me!
Loki: Oh, grow up!
Mobius: You grow up.


 

Mobius: You know, it occurred to me that you’re not really the God of Mischief.
Loki: Oh, here it comes. The folksy, dopey insult from the folksy dope. What am I? The God of Self-Sabotage, yeah? The God of Back-Stabbing?
Mobius: Just kind of an a**hole, and a bad friend. Yeah, chew on that for a little bit.


 

Mobius: Let him, one last desperate trick from the desperate trickster. Go ahead.
Loki: The TVA is lying to you.


 

Loki: Time loops. How lovely.
Sif: You. You conniving, craven, pathetic worm.
Loki: Okay. Okay, Sif. Hang on.
Sif: [slaps Loki] No, you hear this. You deserve to be alone…
Loki: And I always will be. Alright, I get it.


 

Loki: Listen. You are a reconstruction of a past event created by the organization that controls all of time. So you need to trust me, and you need to help me escape. Yeah?
Loki: [Sif places her hands on his shoulders] Okay, good.
Sif: [knees him in the crotch and punches him] Pathetic.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: Nobody speaks with that Variant.
Mobius: I mean, if there’s a mastermind here, I don’t think it’s Loki.
Ravonna Renslayer: Good. Then he should be the easiest to break. Work your Loki, and figure out what caused that spike. Time Keepers are watching, Mobius.
Mobius: They’re always watching. “Work your Loki. Work your Loki.” That ought to be my mantra.


 

Hunter B-15: Aren’t you supposed to be interrogating your Variant pet?
Mobius: Just stretching my legs.


 

Mobius: You know, we brought in Kree, Titans, vampires. Why is it the two orphan demigods are such a pain in the a**?
Hunter B-15: And yet it was your idea to bring in another one.
Mobius: I’m happy to share credit for that idea.


 

Hunter B-15: Did Loki say anything while you were in there?
Mobius: Yeah. He said the TVA is lying to me. Why?
Hunter B-15: Just doing my job.


 

Loki: Please, please, no more. Please, I beg you. I’m a horrible person. I get it. I really am. I cut off your hair because I thought it’d be funny. And it’s not. I crave attention, because I’m a narcissist. And I suppose it’s because I’m scared of being alone.
Sif: You are alone, and you always will be.


 

Loki: Seems you and I are in a loop of our own.
Mobius: Well, there’s been a lot of water under the bridge since then.
Loki: Certainly has.


 

Mobius: Okay, you said the TVA is lying to me. Go ahead. Or is that just a cockroach’s survival mechanism kicking in?
Loki: Let me out of this place, stop beating me up, and I’ll tell you.
Mobius: Cockroach. Got it.


 

Mobius: How long have you been working for the Variant?
Loki: Me? Working for her? Please.
Mobius: Okay, so if you’re not working for the Variant, what is it? You’re partners?
Loki: Absolutely not. She’s difficult, and irritating, and she tries to hit me all the time. No. Not partners, no.


 

Mobius: Yeah, I guess you don’t do partners. Unless, of course, it benefits you, and you intend to betray them at some point.
Loki: It was a means to an end, Mobius. Welcome to the real world. Down there, we’re awful to one another to get what we want.
Mobius: Now I got to have a prince tell me how the real world works?


 

Mobius: Why don’t you just tell me what caused the nexus event on Lamentis?
Loki: Let me say this again. I’m not going to tell you, just so you can turn around immediately afterwards and prune me.
Mobius: I guess we’ve reached a dead end then.


 

Loki: Okay, it’s over.
Mobius: I’m going to miss these little tete-a-tetes.
Loki: Me too.
Mobius: One guy playing checkers, you. Old Mobius playing chess, but, yeah, give my regards to Lady Sif.


 

Loki: Of course it was me pulling the strings all along. She came to me on Asgard a long time ago, and then she took me to one of her apocalypses, and that’s where we hatched our plan together.
Mobius: Which is?
Loki: Coming along very nicely, thank you.


 

Mobius: And the Variant?
Loki: Doesn’t matter. She’s a pawn. Something very, very big is going to happen. And when it does, I’ll dispose of her.
Mobius: Well, we saved you the trouble there. She’s already been pruned.


 

Loki: The Variant. She’s gone?
Mobius: Yeah. Not before she took out two of ours. Yeah, she was going to her Time Cell, broke free. Hunter B-15 stepped in, popped her. So you might want to fire off a thank you note to Hunter B-15, because it looks like you’re the superior Loki. I would’ve bet on her, but that’s what makes a horse race.
Loki: Good riddance.


 

Mobius: Look at your eyes. You like her.
Loki: What?
Mobius: You like her. Does she like you?
Loki: Was she pruned?
Mobius: I mean, no wonder you have no clue what caused the nexus event on Lamentis. Both of you are swooning over each other.


 

Loki: Tell me the truth!
Mobius: It’s the apocalypse. Two Variants of the same being, especially you, forming this kind of sick, twisted romantic relationship. That’s pure chaos. That could break reality. It’s breaking my reality right now. What a incredible seismic narcissist. You fell for yourself.


 

Loki: Her name was Sylvie.
Mobius: Ah, Sylvie. Lovely. How do you spell that? Is that with an I-E, or just an I?
Loki: Is she alive?!
Mobius: For now.


 

Mobius: And was infiltrating the TVA, was that always sort of the grand plan?
Loki: Our interests are aligned.
Mobius: Overthrowing the Time Keepers.
Loki: Maybe they need to be overthrown.
Mobius: I ought to box your ears.


 

Loki: Mobius, listen. If what Sylvie told me about this place is true, it affects all of us.
Mobius: Here we go. Now, you’ve already told me about fifty lies in the past ten minutes.
Loki: I’m not lying this time.
Mobius: Now, I’m supposed to believe your girlfriend.
Loki: I’m not lying. I’m telling you the truth. She’s not my girlfriend!
Mobius: Whatever you want to call her. What, your female self that you have some demented crush on.


 

Loki: You’re all Variants! Everyone who works at the TVA. The Time Keepers didn’t create you. They kidnapped you from the timeline, and erased your memories! Memories she can access through enchantment. So before this, you had a past, maybe you had a family, a life.
Mobius: Nice try. That was good. You two, what a pair! Gosh! Unbelievable. Wherever you go, it’s just death, destruction, the literal ends of worlds.


 

Mobius: Well, I’m going to have to close this case now, because I don’t need you anymore. Or as you might say, our interests are no longer aligned.
Loki: You know, of all the liars in this place, and there are a great many, you’re the biggest.
Mobius: Why? Because I lied about your girlfriend?
Loki: Oh, no. That I can respect. I mean, the lies you tell yourself.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: If you could go anywhere, anytime, where would it be?
Mobius: I can go anywhere, anytime.


 

Mobius: [referring to Sylvie] Why wouldn’t you let me, you know, question her?
Ravonna Renslayer: I told you, we couldn’t risk her escaping again.
Mobius: She wouldn’t have escaped.
Ravonna Renslayer: The other Variant got away during your first interrogation, didn’t he?
Mobius: Ouch.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: Come on. Anywhere and anytime on the timeline. Where would you go?
Mobius: I like being here now, with you, doing the work.
Ravonna Renslayer: Fine.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: I received word from the Time Keepers. They want to personally oversee the Variant’s pruning. And they want you there too.
Mobius: It’s about time. Great.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: C-20? The Variant? All these questions, what are you getting at?
Mobius: I don’t know. Something just seems a little off.
Ravonna Renslayer: Fine. You want the truth? I’m trying to protect you. Would you normally interview someone like that? Yeah. But the Variant scares the hell out of me, and I didn’t want to see anything happen to you.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: C-20 lost her mind. She couldn’t even form words by the end. I just couldn’t deal with that happening to you, or anyone else. Is that what you wanted to hear?
Mobius: Yeah, if it’s the truth.
Ravonna Renslayer: You’ve been spending too much time with Lokis.
Mobius: Yeah. I definitely have been spending too much time with Lokis.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: What we do here matters.
Mobius: I know.
Ravonna Renslayer: When we’re out there fighting for the fate of the Sacred Timeline, we’re also fighting for this. For us. Friends against time. Allies to the end. You’ve seen all of existence, same as me. So, you know, friendship like ours is uncommon. And worth fighting for. Same as the Sacred Timeline.
Mobius: It was a good speech.


 

Mobius: [to Renslayer] I knew I was your favorite analyst. Was that so hard to admit?


 

Hunter B-15: When you were in my head, I saw something. What did you do to me?
Sylvie: I showed you your life before the TVA.
Hunter B-15: That’s a trick. It’s a deception.
Sylvie: No, it’s not.
Hunter B-15: I was created by the Time Keepers.
Sylvie: No. I can’t create memories. I can only use what’s already there.


 

Sylvie: The Time Keepers took your lives from you. From all of you. You’re Variants. We’re the same.
Hunter B-15: Show me.


 

Hunter C-20: [as Mobius sees C-20’s interrogation] I’m a Variant. So are you. So is every single person in this place.


 

Loki: I’ve heard it once, I’ve heard it a thousand times. “You. You conniving, craven, pathetic worm. You did this.” Right?
Mobius: What are you doing?
Loki: Passing the time.


 

Mobius: Do you care about this Variant?
Loki: Sylvie? I’m not sure if “care” is the right word. I think we’ve covered this back in there.
Mobius: Shut up!


 

Mobius: Do you really think you deserve to be alone? Loki!
Loki: You told me to shut up.
Mobius: Do you really believe you deserve to be alone?
Loki: I don’t know.
Mobius: Then you better figure it out quick, because the nexus event the two of you caused, I think whatever that connection is, can bring this whole place down. So we better understand.
Loki: We?


 

Mobius: Do you swear she didn’t implant those memories in Hunter C-20?
Loki: Mobius, no. I believe her.
Mobius: So I just have to trust the word of two Lokis?
Loki: How about the word of a friend?


 

Mobius: You were right, about the TVA. You were right from the beginning. And if you want to save her, you need to trust me. Can we do that?
Loki: Yes.
Mobius: Okay. You could be whoever, whatever you want to be, even someone good. I mean, just in case anyone ever told you different.


 

Mobius: You know where I’d go if I could go anywhere? Wherever it is I’m really from. Yeah, wherever I had a life before the TVA came along. Maybe I had a jet ski. That’s what I’d like to do. Just riding around on my jet ski.
Ravonna Renslayer: Prune him.


 

Sylvie: Do you remember me?
Ravonna Renslayer: I do. What do you want to say to me, Variant?
Sylvie: What was my nexus event? Why did you bring me in?
Ravonna Renslayer: What does it matter?
Sylvie: It was enough to take my life from me, and lead to all of this. Must have been important. So what was it?
Ravonna Renslayer: I don’t remember.


 

Time Keeper #1: After all your struggle, at last, you’ve arrived before us.
Time Keeper #2: What do you have to say for yourselves before you meet your end, Variants?
Loki: Is that the only reason you brought us here? To kill us? I’ve lost track of the number of times I’ve been killed, so go ahead. Do your worst.
Time Keeper #3: You and your bravado are no threat to us, Variant.
Sylvie: Oh, no. I don’t think you believe that. I think you’re scared.
Time Keeper #1: No, Variant. You’re nothing but a cosmic disappointment. Delete them.


 

Hunter B-15: [as she intervenes the Time Keepers] For all time. Always.


 

Time Keeper #1: You’re a child of the Time Keepers too, Sylvie. We can talk.
Sylvie: Oh, yeah?
[throws her machete at his head, decapitating him, and revealing he’s a robot]


 

Sylvie: Fake. Mindless androids.
Loki: It never stops. Then who created the TVA?
Sylvie: I thought this was it.


 

Sylvie: Not another pep talk, please.
Loki: No, I have to tell you something. We will figure this out.
Sylvie: How do you know that?
Loki: Because, well, back on Lamentis… This is new for me.
Sylvie: What? What is it?
[suddenly Loki is pruned by Renslayer]


 

Ravonna Renslayer: [referring to being pruned] Do it.
Sylvie: No. You’re going to tell me everything.


 

Loki: [mid-credits lines] Is this Hel? Am I dead?
Classic Loki: Not yet. But you will be unless you come with us.

 

5. Journey into Mystery'When you think the ends justify the means, there's not much you won't do.' - Mobius (Loki) Share on X

 

Loki: What is this place? Where are we? Who are you?
Classic Loki: This is The Void. That’s Alioth. And we’re his lunch. Come on!


 

Sylvie: Who’s really behind the TVA?
Ravonna Renslayer: I’m as in the dark as you are.
Sylvie: Poor Judge Renslayer. Your whole reality’s been destroyed. Tell me, how does it feel to be on the other side of it?


 

Sylvie: This is it, isn’t it? This is where you dragged me after you stole my life. A fitting place, then, to take yours.
Ravonna Renslayer: And what if I said Loki wasn’t dead? Not yet, anyway.
Sylvie: I’d say you were lying.
Ravonna Renslayer: Maybe. Or maybe we want the same thing.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: I’m telling you this willingly.
Sylvie: Why?
Ravonna Renslayer: Because I want to know who’s at the top of this. I want to know who lied to me.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: When we prune a branched reality, it’s impossible to destroy all of its matter. So we move it to a place on the timeline where it won’t continue growing. Basically, the branched timeline isn’t reset. It’s transferred.
Sylvie: To where?
Ravonna Renslayer: A void at the end of time. Where every instance of existence collides at the same point and simply stops.
Sylvie: Why?
Ravonna Renslayer: I don’t know.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: The dogma states that the end of time is still being written, that the Time Keepers are transforming it into utopia.
Sylvie: That’s nice. Super believable.
Ravonna Renslayer: Whatever the real reason, nothing ever comes back from there. I can help you if you trust me.


 

Loki: I’d like to suggest we take a quick breather, so I can ask several thousand questions.
Classic Loki: Tough. Got to keep moving so we don’t die.
Loki: Okay, but what’s your plan?
Boastful Loki: Don’t die.
Loki: Okay, understood. But beyond that?
Classic Loki: Don’t die!
Loki: Don’t die isn’t a plan. It’s a general demand of living.


 

Loki: Will someone please explain to me what the hell is going on?! Look, it’s been a very, very, very trying past few days. Months? I don’t even know how long it’s been since New York. All I know is, I got pruned, and I woke up here, and now I’m surrounded by Variants of myself, plus an alligator, which I’m heartbroken to report, I didn’t even find all that strange! And now, we’re running from God knows what, to God knows where. When what I need to be doing is trying to find a way back to the TVA!


 

Kid Loki: This is the place where the TVA dumps its rubbish, everything they prune. And Alioth, he ensures none of it ever returns.


 

Classic Loki: We’re in a shark tank. Alioth is the shark.
[to the aligator]
Classic Loki: Oh, there’s no such thing as an alligator tank. Besides, it’s a better metaphor. He’s overly sensitive like the rest of us.
Loki: Hang on. You’re telling me that thing’s a Loki too?
Classic Loki: Oh, yes.
Loki: Okay, fine. Willing to accept that.


 

Loki: Why are there so many of you?
Classic Loki: Because Lokis survive. That’s just what we do.
Loki: Great. So how do we escape?
Classic Loki: We don’t. All of us were arrested by the TVA and pruned, just like you. And just like you’re doing right now, we all stood around making bad plans that went nowhere.


 

Loki: Well surely there’s something to do.
Classic Loki: There is. Survive. That’s all there is. All there ever was.
Kid Loki: We’re done talking. Let’s go. Just do what you want, I guess.


 

Loki: Why do you wear the horns? You let a child command you.
Classic Loki: You’ll do well to respect the boy. This is his kingdom.
Loki: Right. What was your nexus event, Your Majesty?
Kid Loki: I killed Thor.


 

Classic Loki: So, why did you want to return to the TVA so badly, anyway?
Boastful Loki: You leave your glorious purpose there?
Loki: Something like that.


 

Sylvie: What about the end of time?
Ravonna Renslayer: It’s just a void.
Sylvie: What if The Void isn’t the end? What if there’s something beyond it?


 

Ravonna Renslayer: It’s a spaceship designed to withstand the temporal void. It could conceivably take us to the end of time.
Sylvie: Find Loki.
Ravonna Renslayer: Find the man behind the curtain.
Sylvie: And kill him.
Ravonna Renslayer: Together.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: Sylvie? Not thinking of going on the run, are you? We know where you hide. Sooner or later, we’ll catch you. It must be so exhausting.
Sylvie: I’ll admit you had me fooled there for a minute. Or did you get a little real? Did Judge Renslayer really feel betrayed by her beloved TVA?
Ravonna Renslayer: Why don’t you come back out and we can talk about it?
Sylvie: Sure. Just tell everyone else to pi** off and we can settle this between us.
Ravonna Renslayer: Works for me.


 

Sylvie: What happened to finding the man behind the curtain?
Ravonna Renslayer: Tell you what. You come out with your hands up, and I’ll put you in a time loop. Something not so bad. You can live out your days in a good memory. Do you have any good memories?
Sylvie: Just one really.
[she then prunes herself]


 

Boastful Loki: So, after I vanquished Captain America, and Iron Man, I claimed my prize, all six Infinity Stones.
Classic Loki: That’s alligator for growling, and saying “liar” at the same time.
Boastful Loki: Well, at least my nexus event wasn’t eating the wrong neighbor’s cat.


 

Loki: Well, we’re supposed to die, right? Thanos kills us after Ragnarok.
Classic Loki: Thanos? In my timeline, everything proceeded correctly, my entire life, until Thanos attacked our ship.
Loki: So, you didn’t try to stab him?
Classic Loki: Certainly not. Take no offense, my friends, but blades are worthless in the face of a Loki sorcery. They stunt our magical potential.
Boastful Loki: But they look awesome.
Classic Loki: Oh, yes. Especially when they clatter to the ground just before your neck is snapped.


 

Classic Loki: After I faked my death, I simply drifted in space. Away from Thor, away from everything. Thought about the universe, and my place in it, and it occurred to me that everywhere I went, only pain followed. So I removed myself from the equation, landed on a remote planet, and stayed there in isolation, in solitude for a long, long time.


 

Loki: How did the TVA find you?
Classic Loki: I got lonely. To tell you the truth, I missed my brother, and I wondered if he missed me, if anybody else did. But as soon as I took my first steps to getting off the planet, the TVA arrived. Because we, my friends, have but one part to play, the God of Outcasts. Nothing more. The God of Outcasts.


 

Loki: We may be good at surviving, but we’re also good at escaping. I’ll wager that gives me a decent chance as any.
Classic Loki: You won’t do either, you’ll be brutally murdered.
Loki: Well, so be it. That was my destiny to begin with.


 

Kid Loki: You’re different. Why?
Loki: No, I’m not. You see, I’m the same. Really. I’m the same as all of you.


 

Loki: Have any of you met a woman Variant of us?
Classic Loki: Sounds terrifying.
Loki: Oh, she is. But that’s kind of what’s great about her. She’s different.


 

Loki: Now, you said Alioth is what keeps us here. You said it’s a living thing. You said it’s a shark. Well, if it lives, it dies. So I’m going to kill the shark. I’m going to kill Alioth, and I could use all the help I can get.
Classic Loki: [the Lokis laugh] Yeah, baby. Yeah!
Loki: [to himself] Monsters.


 

President Loki: Ah. Hello, which one of us are you?
Loki: This is a nightmare.


 

Sylvie: You!
Mobius: Could you shut the door? We still got a little bit of a situation here. By the way, you should be careful just jumping into a stranger’s car like that.


 

Classic Loki: [to Loki] You bastard! You led the wolves to our door.
President Loki: We prefer snakes to wolves.
Kid Loki: I’ve eaten both. They die just the same.


 

Boastful Loki: Apologies, my liege. I betrayed you, and now, I’m king.
President Loki: About that…
Boastful Loki: You can’t be serious.
President Loki: Come on. What did you expect?


 

President Loki: [as the other Lokis betray him] Why you beef-witted, half-faced scrubs. We had a deal!


 

President Loki: Why the hell is there an alligator in here?
Classic and Kid Loki: He’s a Loki!


 

Classic Loki: Damn it! Animals. Animals! We lie, and we cheat, we cut the throats of every person who trusts us, and for what? Power. Glorious power. Glorious purpose! We cannot change. We’re broken, every version of us. Forever.
Kid Loki: And whenever one of us dares try to fix themselves, they’re sent here to die.
Loki: That’s why I need to get out of here!


 

Classic Loki: [referring to Sylvie] And you trust her?
Loki: She’s the only one I do trust. And right now, I believe she’s our only chance of stopping the TVA.


 

Mobius: All that time, I really believed we were the good guys.
Sylvie: Annihilating entire realities, orphaning little girls, classic hero stuff.
Mobius: Well, I guess when you think the ends justify the means, there’s not much you won’t do. By the way, you did some annihilating too.
Sylvie: I did what I had to do.
Mobius: Yeah, so did I.
Sylvie: You hunted me like a dog.
Mobius: I’m sorry about that.


 

Sylvie: When I pruned myself, I thought I might be able to find Loki. That storm, that thing, it’s likely already got him.
Mobius: You really believe that?
Sylvie: It doesn’t matter. The only thing that matters now is getting out of her and finding out who’s behind all of this.


 

Classic Loki: I have to say, it feels odd walking toward the gargantuan creature. Do you have a plan of action?
Loki: Get inside, find its heart, or brain, or whatever, and then, you know, do it in.
Kid Loki: I mean…
Loki: Okay, just because it’s not complicated, it doesn’t mean it’s bad.
Kid Loki: It also doesn’t mean it’s good.
Loki: [as Aligator Loki growls] See? He’s on board.
Classic Loki: He’s praying. He thinks we’re going to die.


 

Loki: [as they see a car along the horizon] Is that bad?
Kid Loki: Well, usually means cannibalistic marauders, or cannibalistic pirates.
Loki: Delightful.


 

Classic Loki: [as Loki runs towards Sylvie] I don’t understand. Is he a coward, or was he being brave?
Loki: I’m not too sure.


 

Loki: Mobius! How did you…
Sylvie: We thought you could do with some backup.
Loki: [as Sylvie sees the other Lokis] Oh, no. Wait, wait, wait. These are my friends. Well, they’re, how best to put this? Us as a child, us in the future, and us as an alligator. It’s best not to question it.
Mobius: You throw a rock out here, you hit a Loki.


 

Loki: Yes, we’re going to kill Alioth.
Sylvie: Oh, my God. That was your plan.
Loki: Yeah.
Sylvie: And you all went along with it?
Classic Loki: Probably unsafe.
Kid Loki: Oh, well, I was having my doubts.


 

Loki: [referring to Alioth] Okay, so how do we get past the guard dog?
Sylvie: I’m going to enchant it.
Loki: [laughs] That’s insane, right?
Sylvie: As insane as what? Paper-cutting a giant cloud to death?


 

Hunter B-15: You were in the Time Keepers chambers. They weren’t real.
Ravonna Renslayer: And why do you think does that changes anything?
Hunter B-15: That changes everything! The people need to know the truth.
Ravonna Renslayer: No. The TVA needs stability. And until we figure out what’s going on, that is what it will get.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: [referring to Sylvie] I want you to tell me what drives her.
Hunter B-15: Revenge drives her. Killing the Time Keepers. But they turned out to be fake, in case you forgot. So she’ll be searching for whomever created them.


 

Hunter B-15: This isn’t about protecting the TVA at all, is it? You just want to find whoever is behind all of this too. You’ll never find them. Not before she does.
Ravonna Renslayer: And why is that?
Hunter B-15: You only want it. She needs it.


 

Classic Loki: You really don’t remember him?
Mobius: I mean, the TVA arrested a lot of Lokis, but, no, I don’t remember an alligator. I mean, who’s to say he’s even a Loki Variant?
Classic Loki: He is green, isn’t he?
Mobius: I don’t know, he could be lying. The long con. Of course, that just makes him more likely to be a Loki. It’s always the game within the game with you guys, which I respect.


 

Classic Loki: So just like that, you’re turning on the very thing you devoted your life to.
Mobius: Well, it’s never too late to change.


 

Sylvie: Mobius isn’t so bad.
Loki: Or so good. I think that’s why we get along.
Sylvie: He cares about you.


 

Loki: [as he conjures himself a blanket] I could conjure one for you, if you like.
Sylvie: I tell you what, you could conjure me a new outfit. You have no idea how uncomfortable something like this is.


 

Sylvie: So, Mobius and his theory about…
Loki: Oh, right, right. About our nexus event.
Sylvie: Total rubbish, right?
Loki: Absolutely. Of course. I mean…
Sylvie: I don’t mean that it wasn’t, you know, a nice moment.
Loki: No, it was great. It was really nice. It was great.
Sylvie: It just sounds like another TVA lie.
Loki: A hundred percent. I mean, totally. Yeah.


 

Sylvie: I don’t know how to do this.
Loki: I don’t even know what we’re doing.
Sylvie: I don’t have friends. I don’t have anyone.
Loki: Well, you know, more important things, right?
Sylvie: Right? Yeah. Like bringing down the TVA.
Loki: I mean, saving the universe, if you think about it.
Sylvie: Well, there’s no need to be dramatic. But, yeah, kind of.


 

Sylvie: [as Loki conjures the blanket around both of them] It’s not very snuggly.
Loki: Okay.
Sylvie: Is it a tablecloth?
Loki: No, it’s a blanket.


 

Sylvie: How do I know that, in the final moments, you won’t betray me?
Loki: Listen, Sylvie, I betrayed everyone who ever loved me. I betrayed my father, my brother, my home. I know what I did. And I know why I did it. And that’s not who I am anymore. Okay? I won’t let you down.
Sylvie: You sure? Because if we make it, and the TVA is gone, there might be a timeline for you to rule.
Loki: Ah. And then I’d finally be happy.


 

Loki: What about you? What will you do when this is all over?
Sylvie: I don’t know.
Loki: I don’t know either. Maybe we could figure it out together.
Sylvie: Maybe.


 

Loki: I’m staying.
Sylvie: Loki, I don’t know if this is going to work.
Loki: You go, I go.


 

Mobius: You boys want a ticket out of here?
Kid Loki: What? No. We’re staying here.
Classic Loki: This is our home.
Loki: Are you sure? What about Alioth?
Classic Loki: We’ve survived this long. We know what we’re doing.


 

Classic Loki: [to Loki] Good luck. I hope you find what you’re looking for.


 

Mobius: Looks like you got away in the end.
Loki: I always do.


 

Loki: What will you do at the TVA?
Mobius: Burn it to the ground. Thanks for the spark. Well, see you later, Loki.
Loki: [as he embraces Mobius] Thank you, my friend.
Mobius: [whispers to Sylvie] You’re my favorite.


 

Loki: I think we’re stronger than we realize.


 

Loki: What are you doing?
Sylvie: We’re going to enchant it.
Loki: I don’t know how!
Sylvie: You do. Because we’re the same!


 

Classic Loki: Glorious purpose!

 

6. For All Time. Always.'We're all villains here. We've all done horrible, terrible, horrific things. But now, we, you have a chance to do them for a good reason.' - He Who Remains (Loki) Share on X

 

Sylvie: Aren’t you going to tell me not to kick the door in?
Loki: It never made a difference.
Sylvie: Well, if you think it’s a bad idea, I prefer you to speak your mind.
Loki: No. Nothing to say.
Sylvie: That’ll be a first.


 

Sylvie: I was pruned before you even existed. I have been waiting for this moment my entire life. I just need a second to get my head straight, okay?
Loki: Sure. Of course.


 

Miss Minutes: Congratulations. Y’all had an awfully long journey to get here. He’s impressed.
Sylvie: Who’s impressed?
Miss Minutes: He Who Remains.
Loki: And who is he?
Miss Minutes: He created all, and he controls all. At the end, it is only He Who Remains. And he wants to offer you a deal. He’s been making a few creative adjustments, and he’s worked it out so we can reinsert both of y’all back into the Timeline in a way that won’t disrupt things.

 

'All I know is, I don't want to hurt you. I don't want a throne. I just want you to be okay.' - Loki Share on X

 

Miss Minutes: The TVA can keep doing its vital work, and y’all can live the lives
you’ve always wanted.
Loki: And what have we always wanted?
Miss Minutes: Now, don’t play coy with me, mister. You know how you got into this mess.
Loki: What?
Miss Minutes: The Battle of New York, silly. You versus those self-righteous Avengers.


 

Miss Minutes: How would you like to win? But not just there. You can kill Thanos. You want the Infinity Gauntlet? Yours. Throne of Asgard? No problem. What about you, missy? All those years on the run. Desperate, alone. How would you like to wake up tomorrow with just a lifetime of happy memories? Two Lokis in the same place.
Loki: Both of us together on the Timeline.
Miss Minutes: It’s crazy, but he could make it work. All of it. Everything. Exactly the way you’ve always wanted. And you can have it all, together.


 

Sylvie: It’s fiction.
Loki: We write our own destiny now.
Miss Minutes: Oh, sure you do. Good luck with that.


 

Loki: He Who Remains.
Sylvie: Not for much longer.
Loki: Are we sure he’s even still alive?


 

He Who Remains: This is wild. The two of you, same person. I mean, it’s a little unnatural. But, wow! Wild.


 

Sylvie: He Who Remains?
He Who Remains: He Who Remains. She still calls me that? Creepy, right? But, I like it.


 

He Who Remains: Not what you were expecting, hmm?
Loki: You’re just a man.
He Who Remains: Flesh and blood. Don’t tell me I’m a disappointment.
Sylvie: No. Just a little bit easier to kill.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: I said I wasn’t to be disturbed.
Mobius: Well, then you’re not going to be happy to see me. He’s back.
Ravonna Renslayer: If anyone was ever going to make it back from The Void, I suppose it was going to be you.
Mobius: Oh, well, you know, one man’s Void is another man’s piece of cake.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: So you’re going to prune me?
Mobius: I like that idea. But, you know, my standards might be a little bit higher in that area than yours. You know, with close personal friends.
Ravonna Renslayer: I’m sorry, Mobius. I couldn’t let you get in the way of our mission.
Mobius: Mission? The Time Keepers are fake. We’re all Variants. What mission?
Ravonna Renslayer: It can’t have been for nothing. That’s why I had to prune you.


 

He Who Remains: [to Sylvie] Been a long journey for you, hasn’t it? Lot of running, lot of pain.
He Who Remains: [to Loki] And you, you’re a flea on the back of a dragon. In for one hell of a ride. But you did manage to hang on. I guess that counts for something.
Loki: I’m not sure you quite understand the situation. You’ve lost. We found you.
He Who Remains: Duh. Of course you did.


 

He Who Remains: [shows them their transcribed conversation] You can’t kill me because I already know what’s going to happen. See?
Loki: It’s a parlor trick.


 

He Who Remains: I know it all. And I’ve seen it all. Everything you guys did on Lamentis, I saw. All the stuff the TVA didn’t know about, I knew. All the scheming, all the talking. That little look by the lake. Quite sentimental. Very touching stuff, by the way.
Sylvie: No. No, we broke out of your little game. That’s how we got here.
He Who Remains: No. Wrong. Every step you took to get here, Lamentis, The Void, I paved the road. You, you just walked down it. And I have the rest, right here. Everything that’s going to happen.


 

He Who Remains: There’s only one way this can go.
Sylvie: Then why are we here?
He Who Remains: Oh, come on. You know you can’t get to the end until you’ve been changed by the journey. This stuff, it needs to happen. To get us all in the right mindset to finish the quest.
Loki: Right. So it’s all a game. It’s all a manipulation.
He Who Remains: Interesting, that your head would go to that.


 

He Who Remains: Sylvie, you think you can trust this guy?
Loki: Don’t listen to him.
He Who Remains: “Don’t listen to him.” Do you think you’re even capable of trusting anyone at all?


 

Mobius: I think people are ready to hear a little truth now. You know, like the TVA is a lie.
Ravonna Renslayer: But what if it’s a necessary one? Someone created the Time Keepers. They created this whole place. They gave us all purpose. I have to believe they had a reason.
Mobius: No, because I’ve seen the horror waiting for people when they get pruned, and there’s nothing necessary about that.


 

Ravonna Renslayer: You know what would happen if we didn’t prune the Timeline?
Mobius: What?
Ravonna Renslayer: Chaos. Death.
Mobius: Free will?
Ravonna Renslayer: Free will? Only one person gets free will. The one in charge.


 

Mobius: “Friends across time. Allies to the end.”
Ravonna Renslayer: Shut up.
Mobius: That was so beautiful. And then you sent me to die. What happened to you?
Ravonna Renslayer: Nothing, Mobius. I didn’t change.
Mobius: You didn’t change? You betrayed me.
Ravonna Renslayer: No, no. You betrayed me! I looked out for you, hung my neck out for you, and you suffer a crisis of faith and turn to those Variants? Eons of friendship. And you threw it all away on a couple of Lokis. No, Mobius. I didn’t betray you.
Mobius: We can’t take away people’s free will, Ravonna. Do you not see that?


 

Mobius: Look, maybe we can build this into something better together.
Ravonna Renslayer: I’m sorry, Mobius.
Mobius: I’m not going to let you go.
Ravonna Renslayer: [referring to the prune stick] Please, Mobius. Even with that, you’re of no danger to me.
Mobius: Is that what you think? Let’s see.


 

Mobius: [as Rensalayer knocks him to the ground] Yep, you were right. Back here again.


 

Mobius: Where are you going to go?
Ravonna Renslayer: In search of free will.


 

He Who Remains: I understand your moral objections to what the TVA does. And my methods are deceptive. But the mission, it never was. Without the me, without the TVA, everything burns.
Loki: Then what are you so afraid of?
He Who Remains: Me.
Sylvie: And just who are you?
He Who Remains: Oh, I’ve been dubbed many names by many people. A ruler. A conqueror. He Who Remains. A jerk. But it’s not as simple as a name.


 

He Who Remains: Eons ago, before the TVA, a variant of myself lived on Earth in the 31st century. He was a scientist, and he discovered that there were universes stacked on top of his own. At the same time, other versions of us were learning the same thing. Naturally, they made contact. And for a while, there was peace. Narcissistic, self-congratulatory peace. “I love your shoes. I love your hair. Oh, man, nice nose. Thanks, man.” Et cetera. They shared technology and knowledge. Using the best of their universes to improve the others. However, not every version of me was so pure of heart.


 

He Who Remains: To some of us, new worlds meant only one thing, new lands to be conquered. The peace between realities, erupted into all-out war, each variant fighting to preserve their universe and annihilate the others. This was almost the end, ladies and gentlemen, of everything and everyone.
Sylvie: And then the Time Keepers came along and saved us all.
He Who Remains: [mockingly sings] Amen


 

He Who Remains: No. No. Nope, this is where we diverge from the dogma. That first variant encountered a creature created from all the tears in reality, capable of consuming time and space itself. A creature, you both know.
Loki: Alioth.
He Who Remains: Bingo!


 

He Who Remains: I harnessed the beast’s power and began experimenting on it. I weaponized Alioth, and I ended the Multiversal War. Once I isolated our timeline, all I had to do was manage the flow of time, and prevent any further branches. Hence, the TVA. Hence, the Time Keepers and a highly efficient bureaucracy. Hence, ages, and ages of cosmic harmony! Hence, you’re welcome.


 

He Who Remains: You came to kill the devil, right? Well, guess what? I keep you safe. And if you think I’m evil, well, just wait till you meet my variants. And that’s the gambit! Stifling order, or cataclysmic chaos. You may hate the dictator, but something, far worse is going to fill that void if you depose of him.


 

He Who Remains: I’ve lived a million lifetimes. I’ve gone through every scenario. This is the only way. The TVA, it works.
Sylvie: Or, you’re a liar.
He Who Remains: Or I’m a liar.
Loki: So you just continue to prune innocent timelines?
He Who Remains: Mm-mm. You two would.


 

He Who Remains: There’s two options! One, you kill me, and destroy all this, so you don’t just have one devil, you have an infinite amount. Or, you two. You two run the thing.
Loki: You’re lying. Why would you give up being in control?
He Who Remains: Buddy, I’m tired. And I’m older. I’m older than I look. This game is for the young, the hungry. I’ve gone through a lot of scenarios, trying to find the right person to take this spot. And it turns out that person came in two. But it’s definitely you two.


 

He Who Remains: So, no more lies. You kill me, and the Sacred Timeline is completely exposed. Multiversal War. Or, you take over, and return to the TVA as its benevolent rulers. Tell the workforce who they are, and why they do what they do.


 

Sylvie: You treated real people’s lives like some kind of game.
He Who Remains: It’s not personal, it’s practical.
Sylvie: It was personal to me.
He Who Remains: Grow up! Grow up, Sylvie! Murderer! Hypocrite!


 

He Who Remains: We’re all villains here. We’ve all done horrible, terrible, horrific things. But now, we, you have a chance to do them for a good reason.


 

He Who Remains: We just crossed the threshold. So I fibbed. I fibbed earlier when I said I know how everything’s going to go. I knew everything up to a certain point, and that point was about, seven, eight, nine, ten seconds ago. But now I have no idea. No idea how the rest of this is going to go. I’m being candid.


 

Loki: So that’s it? That’s it? This is what happens at the end of time? And now you’re just going to sit there with all that freedom, and let us decide your fate?
He Who Remains: Yes! Yes! Yes! What’s the worst that can happen? You either take over, and my life’s work continues, or you plunge a blade in my chest, and an infinite amount of me start another Multiversal War. And I just end up right back here anyways. Reincarnation, baby.
Sylvie: No, it’s just another lie. Another manipulation.
He Who Remains: Oh. No lie. No manipulation.


 

He Who Remains: I love this. I love all this honesty. Feels like a fresh start.


 

Sylvie: [as Loki stops her from killing He Who Remains] What are you doing?
Loki: Sylvie, Hang on a moment. Let’s just talk about it.
Sylvie: Well, how about we finish what we started, and kill him?


 

Loki: What if he’s telling the truth?
Sylvie: So what?
Loki: I believe him.
Sylvie: You believe what? That a bazillion boogeymen are going to turn up just because we give people free will? He’s a liar, Loki!
Loki: So am I. And I don’t think he was lying. Not about that. Insane? Yes. But maybe he was telling the truth.


 

Sylvie: So what are you suggesting?
Loki: I’m just suggesting that we think about it.
Sylvie: And what precisely is there to think about?
Loki: Weren’t you listening to what he was saying? That’s the gambit. Remove the dictator, and what fills the void?
Sylvie: Ah. You want the throne?
Loki: No, that’s not it. No.
Sylvie: I don’t believe you.


 

Loki: Sylvie, the universe is in the balance, everything we know to be true. Everything. I know the TVA has hurt us both. But what if by taking him out, we risk unleashing something even worse? All I’m suggesting is we just take a minute to think about it. I promise you from my heart this isn’t about a throne.
Sylvie: What was I thinking trusting you?


 

Sylvie: This whole thing been a con?
Loki: Really? That’s what you think of me, after all this time? Sure. Why not? Evil Loki’s master plan comes together. Well, you never trusted me, did you? What was the point? Can’t you see? This is bigger than our experience.


 

Sylvie: Why aren’t we seeing this the same way?
Loki: Because you can’t trust, and I can’t be trusted.
Sylvie: Then I guess we’re in a pickle.


 

Loki: Maybe he’s lying! Maybe he’s not! The cost of getting this wrong is too great.
Sylvie: Fine. Do it! Kill me. Take your throne.
Loki: No.


 

Loki: I’ve been where you are. I’ve felt what you feel. Don’t ask me how I know. All I know is, I don’t want to hurt you. I don’t want a throne. I just want you to be okay.
Sylvie: [after she kisses him] But I’m not you.
[she then sends Loki back to TVA headquarters]


 

He Who Remains: Incredible.
Sylvie: Aren’t you going to beg for your life?
He Who Remains: Could, could.
He Who Remains: [Sylvie stabs him] I’ll see you soon.


 

Mobius: [as they see the timelines branching] No turning back now.
Hunter B-15: Who said anything about turning back?
Mobius: For all time.
Hunter B-15: Always.


 

Mobius: That’s, what, sixty-three new branches in this unit alone?
Hunter B-15: Does he want us to just let them all branch?
Mobius: Well, at this point, how are we going to stop it?
Loki: We can’t!
Mobius: What? What did you say?
Loki: It’s done, Mobius. We made a terrible mistake.


 

Loki: We freed the Timeline. We found him beyond the storm. A Citadel at the End of Time. He’s terrifying. He planned everything. He’s seen everything. He knows everything. It’s complicated. Okay? But someone is coming. Countless different versions of a very dangerous person. And they’re all set on war. We need to prepare.
Mobius: Take it easy. You’re an analyst, right? What division are you from?
Loki: What? What are you talking about?
Mobius: Who are you? What’s your name?
Hunter B-15: [into the TemPad] Boots on the ground now. Archives.
Mobius: Who are you?

 

Season 2

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Best WandaVision Quotes on Disney+

January 15, 2021 by MovieQuotesandMore.com

Our list of the best quotes from Disney+’s MCU series, WandaVision, based on the characters Wanda Maximoff and Vision blended in the style of classic sitcoms. Set after the events of Avengers: Endgame (2019), we follow Wanda Maximoff (Elizabeth Olsen) and Vision (Paul Bettany), who are living the ideal suburban life in the town of Westview, trying to conceal their powers. As they begin to enter new decades and encounter television tropes, the couple suspects that things are not as they seem.

'You are my sadness, and my hope. But mostly, you're my love.' - Wanda Maximoff (WandaVision) Share on X

 

1. Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience

Vision: My wife and her flying saucers.
Wanda Maximoff: My husband and his indestructible head.
Vision: Aren’t we a fine pair?


 

Wanda Maximoff: What do you say to silver dollar pancakes, crispy hash browns, bacon, eggs, freshly squeezed orange juice, and black coffee?
Vision: I say, “Oh, I don’t eat food.”
Wanda Maximoff: Well, that explains the empty refrigerator.


 

Vision: Someone’s drawn a little heart right above today’s date.
Wanda Maximoff: Oh, yes, the heart. Well, don’t tell me you have forgotten, Vis.
Vision: Forgotten? Oh, Wanda, I’m incapable of forgetfulness. I remember everything. That’s not an exaggeration. In fact, I’m incapable of exaggeration.


 

Wanda Maximoff: Well, then tell me what’s so important about today’s date.
Vision: What was the question again? Oh, well, perhaps, you’ve forgotten yourself.
Wanda Maximoff: Me? Heavens, no. I’ve been so looking forward to it.
Vision: As have I. Today, we are celebrating.
Wanda Maximoff: You bet we are. It’s the first time we have ever celebrated this occasion before.
Vision: It’s a special day.
Wanda Maximoff: Perhaps an evening.
Vision: Of great significance.
Wanda Maximoff: To us both!


 

Agnes: Hello, dear. I’m Agnes, your neighbor to the right. My right, not yours.


 

Agnes: Forgive me for not stopping by sooner to welcome you to the block. My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn’t.


 

Agnes: So what’s a single gal like you doing rattling around this big house?
Wanda Maximoff: Oh, no, I’m not single.
Agnes: Oh, I don’t see a ring.
Wanda Maximoff: Well, I assure you I’m married. To a man. A human one and tall.


 

Wanda Maximoff: It’s our anniversary!
Agnes: Oh, how marvelous! How many years?
Wanda Maximoff: Well, it feels like we’ve always been together.
Agnes: Lucky gal. The only way Ralph would remember our anniversary is if there was a beer named June 2nd.


 

Agnes: Say, I was just reading a crackerjack magazine article called “How To Treat Your Husband To Keep Your Husband”. And let me tell you, what Ralph could really use is, “How To Goose Your Wife So You Don’t Lose Your Wife”.


 

Norm: Hey, the music isn’t bothering you, is it, pal?
Vision: In terms of distraction from work, or the largely nonsensical nature of the lyrics?
Norm: The first one.
Vision: Ah, no. Thank you, Norm.


 

Vision: Then what is the purpose of this company?
Norm: All I know is, since you’ve gotten here, productivity has gone up three hundred percent.
Vision: Yes, but what is it we’re producing?
Norm: Computational forms. And no one can process the data quite like you do, pal. You’re like a walking computer.
Vision: What? I most certainly am not! I’m a regular carbon-based employee made entirely of organic matter. Much like yourself, Norm.


 

Mr. Hart: Wife and I are looking forward to this evening.
Vision: Mr. Hart. Of course! Dinner with Mr. Hart and his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart.
Mr. Hart: That’s what I said. What’s wrong with you? Have you got a screw loose?
Vision: Oh, no, sir. Screws all tightened, sir.


 

Mr. Hart: Employee dinners are a rite of passage for the new hires. Jones over there failed miserably. Isn’t that right, Jones?
Phil Jones: The wife thought five courses would be sufficient.
Mr. Hart: And there was that paltry excuse for entertainment.
Phil Jones: A string quartet?
Mr. Hart: And then you had that embarrassing display of beatnik enthusiasm.
Phil Jones: I wore a turtleneck.
Mr. Hart: Yes. Best of luck out there in the unemployment line, Jones.


 

Mr. Hart: You know, I owe my success to being a keen judge of character. No skeletons in your closet, eh, Vision?
Vision: I don’t have a skeleton, sir.
Mr. Hart: Glad to hear it. Your future in this company depends on it.


 

Agnes: So we’ve got music covered, decor, wardrobe. Oh! What about seduction techniques?
Wanda Maximoff: Oh, I have those.
Agnes: Of course, you do.
Wanda Maximoff: Just out of curiosity, what does it say?
Agnes: That you should stumble when you walk into a room so he can catch you. It’s romantic.


 

Wanda Maximoff: Any other tricks?
Agnes: You could point out that the death rate of single men is twice that of married men.
Wanda Maximoff: Now, that’s romantic.


 

Vision: I must confess, I’m really rather nervous.
Wanda Maximoff: Nervous? Whatever for?
Vision: Well, you know, darling, I still get a little tongue-tied.
Wanda Maximoff: Vis, after all this time.
Vision: There’s an awful lot riding on this one, Wanda. If tonight doesn’t go just so, I think this could be the end.
Wanda Maximoff: Well, it’s just one night. There’s no need to get dramatic.


 

Vision: Look, I think the best course of action is to impress the wife.
Wanda Maximoff: And I think the best course of action is to impress the husband.
Vision: Well, wonderful. Glad to know we’re both on the same page.


 

Commercial Man: Is your husband tired of you burning his toast? Try our new and improved ToastMate 2000. It’s the go-to for clever housewives.
Commercial Woman: Say, this machine has some shine.
Commercial Man: You said it. Set the dial and get the taste back into your toast. Top and bottom heating elements can handle anything. From meatloaf, to cherry pie, to open-faced cheese sandwiches. The all new ToastMate 2000, by Stark Industries. Forget the past. This is your future.


 

Wanda Maximoff: [referring to Mr. and Mrs. Hart] Who are those people?
Vision: What are you wearing?
Wanda Maximoff: Why are they here?
Vision: What are you wearing?
Wanda Maximoff: Well, it’s our anniversary!
Vision: Our anniversary of what?
Wanda Maximoff: Well, if you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you!


 

Vision: That man through there is my boss, Mr. Hart! And his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart! The heart on the calendar was an abbreviation!
Wanda Maximoff: You move at the speed of sound, and I can make a pen float through the air. Who needs to abbreviate?


 

Mr. Hart: You’re awfully dense, aren’t you, Vision?


 

Wanda Maximoff: Oh, Agnes! You’re a life-saver!
Agnes: What kind of housewife would I be if I didn’t have a gourmet meal for four just lying about the place? Well, not that Ralph ever wants to eat anything but baked beans, which explains a lot about his personal appeal, mind you.


 

Wanda Maximoff: Oh, thank you, Agnes. I think I’ve got it covered from here.
Agnes: Oh, are you sure, dear? Many hands make light work. And many mouths make good gossip.
Wanda Maximoff: You’re so naughty!


 

Wanda Maximoff: Diane!
Vision: Yes? Oh, I think that must be my wife summoning me.
Mr. Hart: She calls you “Diane”?
Vision: Yes, it’s her pet name for me. I’m just coming, Fred.


 

Vision: How can I be of assistance?
Wanda Maximoff: Well, the chicken is no longer a chicken, and the lobsters just flew the coop, so the steak is the last man standing.


 

Wanda Maximoff: I hope you’re hungry.
Mr. Hart: Starved, is more like it.
Mrs. Hart: My head is starting to feel woozy.
Wanda Maximoff: [as they hear a thud coming from the kitchen where Vision is tenderizing the meat] Were either of you aware that married men are killing single men at an alarming rate?
Mr. Hart: What are you going on about?


 

Mr. Hart: [as Agnes knocks on their door] Who was that?
Wanda Maximoff: A salesman!
Vision: Telegram! A man selling telegrams.
Wanda Maximoff: Wouldn’t you know it. Good news is more expensive.


 

Mr. Hart: My wife’s head is spinning. Generally speaking, I don’t like her head to do that.


 

Mrs. Hart: So where did you two move from? What brought you here? How long have you been married? And why don’t you have children yet?
Vision: I think what my wife means to say is that we moved from…
Wanda Maximoff: Yes, we moved from…
Vision: And we were married…
Wanda Maximoff: Yes. Yes. We were married in…
Mr. Hart: Well? Moved from where? Married when?
Mrs. Hart: Now, patience, Arthur. They’re setting up their story. Let them tell it.
Wanda Maximoff: We… Our story…
Mr. Hart: Yes, what exactly is your story?


 

Wanda Maximoff: We are an unusual couple, you know?
Vision: Oh, I don’t think that was ever in question.


 

Wanda Maximoff: We don’t have an anniversary. Or a song. Or even wedding rings.
Vision: Well, we could remedy that. Today could be our anniversary.
Wanda Maximoff: Of what? Surviving our first dinner party?
Vision: Precisely.


 

Vision: And our song could be?
Wanda Maximoff: Yakety Yak, naturally.
Vision: Naturally.
Wanda Maximoff: And the rings?
Vision: Well, couldn’t you make some for us?
Vision: [as Wanda uses her powers to put rings on their fingers] I do. Do you?
Wanda Maximoff: Yes. I do.
Vision: And they lived happily ever after.
[they kiss]

 

2. Don’t Touch That Dial

Wanda Maximoff: What do you see?
Vision: Only your lovely rose bushes.
Wanda Maximoff: That’s all? Are you using your night vision, Vision?
Vision: I assure you, my love, I see nothing amiss. You have absolutely no reason to be frightened…
Wanda Maximoff: [Vision yelps as they hear the loud thudding noise] You were saying?


 

Vision: Actually, I did overhear a couple of lads at work remarking on a few unsavory characters settling in the neighborhood. Now, who knows what those ne’er-do-wells might be up to? Robbing houses, vandalizing property.
Wanda Maximoff: Walking through walls, moving objects without touching them.
Vision: Wanda, darling, you can’t be suggesting my colleagues were referring to us.


 

Wanda Maximoff: Darling, the talent show fundraiser is the most important event of the season, and it’s our neighborly duty to participate. Plus, it’s our chance to appear as normal as possible while doing so.
Vision: [points to his face] Well, I don’t think that should be a problem.


 

Wanda Maximoff: This is our home now. I want us to fit in.
Vision: [holds up a glittery glamorous leotard] Oh, darling, we do. We shall. And we’re going to knock their socks off. Especially, with you wearing this.
Wanda Maximoff: Oh, that’s actually the rest of your costume.


 

Vision: Would you look at us? Wanda and Vision, Westview fitter-inners.


 

Agnes: So, are you ready to meet Queen Cul de Sac and her Merry Homemakers?
Wanda Maximoff: Agnes, Dottie can’t be as bad as you say.
Agnes: Well, you’ll notice her roses bloom under penalty of death.


 

Agnes: Wanda, can I give you a bit of friendly advice?
Wanda Maximoff: Is it about the way how I’m dressed?
Agnes: Yes, but it’s too late for that.


 

Dottie: The devil’s in the details, Bev.
Agnes: [quietly to Wanda] That’s not the only place he is.


 

Dottie: Those little boys and girls are counting on us. All of this is for the children.
Women: “For the children”.
Wanda Maximoff: “For the children”.


 

Norm: “New business” actually means another round of Danish.
Phil Jones: Raspberry, or cheese-filled?
Vision: Oh, neither for me, thank you. I don’t eat food. What I mean to say is that I don’t eat food in between meals but at mealtimes. I’m a regular eating machine.


 

Vision: I too have some top secret gossip to share. Norm here’s a Communist.
Phil Jones: [the men laugh] Vision, you’re a real cut-up.
Norm: You know, I always thought you were kind of a square.
Vision: Me? No, I’m as round as they come.


 

Herb: [offers gum to Vision] Hey, care for a stick of Big Red?
Norm: Well, hold on there a second. Didn’t you hear the man? He doesn’t eat food.
Phil Jones: Is gum food?
Vision: Well, my understanding is that it’s purely for mastication.
Herb: Oh, no, I don’t do that.


 

Wanda Maximoff: I can’t help but wonder if you and I haven’t gotten off on the wrong foot, Dottie. And I would like to correct that if I can.
Dottie: And how would you do that? I’ve heard things about you. You and your husband.
Wanda Maximoff: Well, I don’t know what you’ve been told, but I assure you I don’t mean anyone any harm.
Dottie: I don’t believe you.


 

Dottie: Pop quiz, Wanda. How does a housewife get a bloodstain out of white linen? By doing it herself.


 

Commercial Man: They say a man is never fully dressed without two important accessories. His special lady, and his Strücker. Strücker. He’ll make time for you.
[we see the watch is made by Hydra]


 

Wanda Maximoff: Where have you been?
Vision: [intoxicated] Oh. Well, me and the boys were playing a rather thrilling game of horses with shoes. No, that’s not it. Shoe horses! No. Ah! Horse’s shoes.


 

Vision: [at the neighborhood talent show] I am Glamor, and this is my delightful assistant, Illusion.
Wanda Maximoff: I am Glamor, and he’s Illusion.
Vision: Yeah, what she said.


 

Vision: Today, we will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions because human beings are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe. Flourish!
Wanda Maximoff: You just do it, you don’t say it out loud, honey.
Vision: And now my wife and I will delight in your dumbstruck little faces. Flourish!
[he starts to float up into the air]


 

Vision: Who stole my hat?
Vision: [sees the rabbit running off] Oh! Oh, stop that rabbit! I got to need to pull a hat out of it.


 

Wanda Maximoff: Maybe we leave the poor bunny out this one, shall we?
Vision: Well then, I will just have to pull this hat out of myself.


 

Vision: And now, ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale. I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Wanda Maximoff: The Cabinet of Mysteries!
Vision: Yeah, yeah. What she said. I will now make my wife disappear.
Agnes: Are you sure you don’t want an audience volunteer named “My husband Ralp”?


 

Wanda Maximoff: But what is going on with you?
Vision: I have no idea. I’ve been feeling weirdy all day.


 

Vision: [after Wanda uses her powers to pull the gum out of him] Would you look at that? That really gummed up my works, didn’t it?
Wanda Maximoff: Hmm.
Vision: I’m not as funny without it, am I?
Wanda Maximoff: Well, you’re back to yourself, and that’s all I care about. Now, let’s get out of here before Dottie and the planning committee string us up for ruining the show.


 

Dottie: Nothing like what you two just did up here has ever happened in the history of our talent show.
Wanda Maximoff: Dottie, we are so…
Dottie: Hilarious! That was the most hilarious act we’ve ever seen.


 

Geraldine: I have to ask. One second, I’m backstage and in the next, I’m in a dark cubby hole. How did you do it?
Vision: Oh, a magician never reveals his secrets. He leaves that to his assistant.
Wanda Maximoff: And she’s not talking.
Geraldine: I had a feeling you’d say that.


 

Vision: You were tremendous, Glamor.
Wanda Maximoff: As were you, Illusion.


 

Wanda Maximoff: I don’t know what I was so worried about. It wasn’t so hard to fit in after all.
Vision: And all we had to do was be ourselves.
Wanda Maximoff: Well, with a few modifications.
Vision: And it was all…
Wanda, Vision: For the children.


 

Vision: Wanda.
Wanda Maximoff: [turns and we see she’s pregnant] What? Vision, is this really happening?
Vision: Yes, my love. It’s really happening.


 

Jimmy Woo: [after Wanda resets reality and the set changes to the 70s, over radio] Wanda? Who’s doing this to you, Wanda? Wanda?

 

3. Now in Color

Doctor Nielsen: Yep! Definitely pregnant.
Wanda Maximoff: Well, that much we figured.
Vision: It’s just kind of taken us by surprise. It’s just kind of suddenly. Quite suddenly, wasn’t it? I mean, practically overnight. I mean, how did this happen?
Doctor Nielsen: You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much…
Wanda Maximoff: Well, we’re just tickled pink, or blue.


 

Doctor Nielsen: You’re at about four months now. Is that right?
[Wanda nods, Vision shakes his head, they look at each other and Vision nods with Wanda]
Doctor Nielsen: I thought as much. We let the little ladies keep tabs on their growing babies with fruit. Makes it simple for them. At four months, the fetus is about as big as a pear. At five months, a papaya. Six, grapefruit. Seven, pineapple. Eight, honeydew.
Vision: Hypothetically speaking, what size fruit would it be at, say, twelve hours?
Doctor Nielsen: Pardon? Twelve hours?
Wanda Maximoff: Well, I think this line of questioning is fruitless.


 

Vision: Well, hypothetically speaking, should we be concerned?
Doctor Nielsen: Hypothetically speaking, every new father-to-be gets nervous.
Vision: Well, I have nerves of steel, so there goes your theory, Mr. Doctor…
Wanda Maximoff: Vision, why don’t you see the doctor out?


 

Vision: I can’t wait to be a proud papaya.


 

Vision: [reading] “Nesting, the overwhelming urge during pregnancy to clean, organize, and prepare the home for the new baby.”
Wanda Maximoff: See? You’re an expert already. We’ve got nothing to worry about.
Vision: Well, nothing to worry about outside of morning sickness, mood swings, aching back, and feet. Darling, you should probably sit down.
Wanda Maximoff: Don’t be silly. All I feel is excitement, happiness.


 

Vision: [to Wanda] Well, if that was the first kick, that puts you at about six months! Boy, oh, boy. I thought I had super speed. I can’t keep up.


 

Wanda Maximoff: [debating their baby’s name between Tommy and Billy] Well, I guess there’s only one solution to this debate. Hope for a girl.


 

Vision: [referring to the baby name] Well, we ought to decide soon. I estimate the baby’s due, it’s not a constant progression, assumingly logarithmic, but were I to graph the fetal development thus far…
Wanda Maximoff: He’s going to be here before you figure it out.


 

Vision: Nearest I can conclude is that Billy…
Wanda Maximoff: Tommy.
Vision: Hmm. Is due Friday afternoon.
Wanda Maximoff: In three days? Maybe I should sit down.


 

Wanda Maximoff: Do any of your books talk about this? It’s not painful, but it’s strange.
Vision: A tightening sensation?
Wanda Maximoff: Yep, that’s it.
Vision: Yes. Where was it? Where was it? “Braxton Hicks contractions, also known as false labor, usually starts in the third trimester. Named after John Braxton Hicks in 1875.”
Wanda Maximoff: Honey.
Vision: Sorry.


 

Dottie: Phil? Do these earrings make me look fat?
Phil Jones: [just then the electricity cuts out] Oh, thank God.


 

Vision: [referring to the power being cut] It appears that the whole block is out.
Wanda Maximoff: Oh, and that was just a fake contraction. Who knows what will happen when the real thing starts. Do you think they know it’s my fault?


 

Wanda Maximoff: With all the close calls we’ve been having, it seems the people of Westview are always on the verge of discovering our secret.
Vision: Yes, I know what you mean. But it’s more than that, isn’t it? Mr. and Mrs. Hart, dinner. Outside with Herb. I think something’s wrong here, Wanda.
[the scene suddenly resets again]


 

Vision: The truth is, we are in unchartered waters. And you know what? I’m anxious too.
Wanda Maximoff: We just don’t know what to expect.
Vision: Nope.
Wanda Maximoff: Will the baby be human, or Synthezoid? A bit of both?
Vision: If he’s anything like his mother, Billy will be perfect.
Wanda Maximoff: You mean Tommy.


 

Wanda Maximoff: [referring to her contraction] This is a real one!
Vision: What?
Wanda Maximoff: I thought you said Friday afternoon!
Vision: Well, I didn’t consider that the timings between developmental benchmarks could be quite random!


 

Wanda Maximoff: [as it starts raining on them in their home] Vis?
Vision: Yes, dear?
Wanda Maximoff: I think my water just broke.
Vision: Yes, dear.


 

Commercial Man: Do you need a break?
Commercial Woman: You read my mind.
Commercial Man: Come with me. Escape to a world all your own, where your problems float away. When you want to get away, but you don’t want to go anywhere. Hydra Soak, find the goddess within.


 

Vision: [referring to Dr. Nielson] Damn, the phones are down too. I better run. Except, he might have already left for vacation.
Wanda Maximoff: Where? At a time like this?
Vision: Well, in fairness, darling, the baby is approximately nine months early.


 

Geraldine: [as Wanda is wearing a coat to hide her pregnancy] It’s seventy-five degrees out. You’re making a fashion statement?
Wanda Maximoff: Hi, Geraldine. You know, now is not really a good time.
Geraldine: No, no, no, it’s foxy. You’ll have to let me borrow it sometime. But first, I got to borrow a bucket. Not to wear, to use.


 

Wanda Maximoff: It’s coming. Oh. The baby’s coming.
Geraldine: You’re pregnant?!


 

Geraldine: [as Wanda’s contractions is causing chaos in her house] I may be late to the party, but I imagine there is a logical explanation for this.
Wanda Maximoff: It’s all perfectly natural!


 

Wanda Maximoff: Well, don’t you want to meet your son as yourself?
Wanda Maximoff: [Vision changes into his natural form, to the baby] Ooh. You’re strong.
Vision: Hello there, little Tommy.
Wanda Maximoff: Tommy?
Vision: Yes, Tommy.


 

Vision: Good heavens! There’s another baby coming.
Wanda Maximoff: Billy?


 

Doctor Nielsen: Twenty fingers and twenty toes. You’ve got two healthy baby boys on your hands.
Wanda Maximoff: Thank you, Doctor.
Doctor Nielsen: Yeah. All in a day’s work.


 

Vision: Allow me to walk you out, Doctor.
Doctor Nielsen: Oh, alright. As long as we actually walk this time.


 

Vision: Well, Dr. Nielson, I hope you’re still able to make your trip.
Doctor Nielsen: Ah, yes. My trip. I don’t think we’ll get away after all. Small towns, you know. So hard to escape.


 

Vision: Did you lose power too?
Agnes: Oh, sure did. But Ralph looks better in the dark, so I’m not complaining.


 

Wanda Maximoff: I’m a twin. I had a brother. His name was Pietro.
Geraldine: [Wanda starts singing a Sokovian lullaby to the twins] He was killed by Ultron, wasn’t he?
Wanda Maximoff: What did you say?


 

Herb: [referring to Geraldine] She’s new to town. Brand new.
Agnes: There’s no family. No husband.
Vision: Well, there’s nothing wrong with that.
Agnes: No home.


 

Wanda Maximoff: What did you say about Pietro?
Geraldine: Pietro? Hey, I’ll take a shift rocking the babies.
Wanda Maximoff: No, I think you should leave.
Geraldine: Oh, Wanda, don’t be like that.
[Wanda notices Gerladine’s pendant, which has a SWORD emblem]


 

Herb: [referring to Geraldine] She came here because we’re all…
Vision: She came here because we’re all what? What are you trying to tell me?


 

Wanda Maximoff: [referring to Geraldine’s pendant] What is that?
Geraldine: What?
Wanda Maximoff: That. That symbol.
Geraldine: I…
Wanda Maximoff: Who are you?


 

Vision: Wanda. Where’s Geraldine?
Wanda Maximoff: Oh, she left, honey. She had to rush home.
[we then see Geraldine cast out from the town and SWORD agents surround her]

 

4. We Interrupt This Program

Dr. Highland: [after we see Monica returning from The Blip]  Maria died three years ago.
Monica Rambeau: Three? No. No. No, no.
Dr. Highland: Which was two years after you…
Monica Rambeau: After I what? After I what?
Dr. Highland: After you disappeared.


 

Director Hayward: Captain Monica Rambeau.
Monica Rambeau: Director Tyler Hayward.
Director Hayward: Acting Director. You haven’t aged a day.
Monica Rambeau: And you look old as hell.


 

Director Hayward: The world’s not the same as you left it. Space is now full of unexpected threats.
Monica Rambeau: Always was full of threats. And allies.


 

Director Hayward: Listen, Monica, I just want to acknowledge the awkwardness of the situation. I know SWORD’s your home. Your mom built this place from the ground up. You grew up here. You should have been here to help name the replacement.
Monica Rambeau: You were the obvious choice.
Director Hayward: I was the only choice.
Monica Rambeau: I wasn’t going to say it.


 

Director Hayward: There’s no easy way to say this, but you’re grounded.
Monica Rambeau: I’m sorry, what?
Director Hayward: Terrestrial missions only.
Monica Rambeau: You’re kidding. For how long? Whose protocol is this?
Director Hayward: Your mother’s. She implemented guidelines in the event vanished personnel ever returned.


 

Director Hayward: Look, I know it’s a raw deal, but there is one positive takeaway.
Monica Rambeau: What’s that?
Director Hayward: She believed you’d come back.


 

Jimmy Woo: I’ve got a witness set up down the road in Westview, and this morning, it looked like he flew the coop.
Monica Rambeau: Your missing person is in the Witness Protection Program?
Jimmy Woo: I have contacted known associates, relatives…
Monica Rambeau: And let me guess, none of them have seen him either?
Jimmy Woo: No. None of them have ever heard of him.


 

Jimmy Woo: Would you mind repeating your claim about Westview to my colleague here?
Sheriff: No such place.
Monica Rambeau: You’re saying the town of Westview, New Jersey, doesn’t exist?
Sheriff: It’s what I keep telling your G-Man here, but he won’t listen.
Monica Rambeau: I see. And, I’m sorry, what town are you from?
Sheriff: Eastview.


 

Jimmy Woo: [referring to Westview] I pulled phone numbers for all the residents. I’m only through the Ds, but so far I got Diddly Squat.
Monica Rambeau: So you can’t reach anyone inside, and everyone on the outside has some sort of selective amnesia?


 

Jimmy Woo: This isn’t a missing person’s case, Captain Rambeau, it’s a missing town. Population three thousand eight hundred and ninety-two.
Monica Rambeau: Why haven’t you gone inside to investigate?
Jimmy Woo: Because it doesn’t want me to. You can feel it too, can’t you? Nobody’s supposed to go in.


 

Monica Rambeau: [to Woo] Why is it that you have an awareness of Westview? Or me, for that matter? Is it because we are outside of a certain radius? Or maybe because we don’t have a personal connection?


 

Jimmy Woo: What is it?
Monica Rambeau: Some sort of energy field.
[after which Monica is pulled into it]


 

Darcy Lewis: We got the full clown car. It means whatever the threat is, SWORD clearly has no idea what they’re dealing with.


 

Darcy Lewis: Those drones you’re sending in, what kind of data are you getting?
Agent Monti: I’m afraid that’s highly classified.
Darcy Lewis: You can’t see anything?


 

Darcy Lewis: Is there somewhere a lady could get a cup of coffee? You guys look like you might get down with those little pod things. Horrendous for the environment, you know.


 

Darcy Lewis: I need a TV. An old one. Like, not flat.


 

Jimmy Woo: Director Hayward, between you, me, and the bedpost, I am not confident about this mission.
Director Hayward: Thanks for the feedback, Jimmy. If only my drones were as forthcoming.


 

Jimmy Woo: We don’t know about the nature of the threat to send another agent when the first is yet to return.
Director Hayward: Someone must miss you back in Quantico.
Jimmy Woo: No, sir. Softball season’s over, sir.


 

Darcy Lewis: [after they discover broadcast signals for WandaVision sitcom] Look, I know it’s been a crazy few years on this planet, but he’s dead, right? Not blipped, dead.


 

Director Hayward: [referring to the WandaVision sitcom] Is it authentic?
Darcy Lewis: I’m not sure how to answer that.
Director Hayward: Is it happening in real time? Is it recorded? Fabricated?
Darcy Lewis: I don’t know. I don’t know. And I don’t know.


 

Jimmy Woo: So you’re saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers?
Darcy Lewis: It’s a working theory.


 

Darcy Lewis: [as they discover Monica is Geraldine in the sitcom] Does she seem okay to you?
Jimmy Woo: Well, she doesn’t appear to be harmed in any way. But that is definitely not the boss lady I met yesterday.
Darcy Lewis: So what, deep cover? Monica has to play along?
Jimmy Woo: With whom? Or else, what?


 

Jimmy Woo: What are we looking at here? Is it an alternate reality? Time travel? Some cockamamie social experiment?
Darcy Lewis: It’s a sitcom. A 1950s sitcom.
Jimmy Woo: But why?
Darcy Lewis: Hey, man, we’re working with the same scarcity of intel.


 

Darcy Lewis: So, you’ve seen that radio in Wanda’s kitchen counter, right? The next time she’s washing dishes, which, by my count, happens about once an episode, barf, we’ll shoot a signal to that little guy. This transmitter will mimic the frequency of the broadcast, and if my theory is right, allow us to speak directly to her. This is totally going to work.


 

Darcy Lewis: Jimmy, Monica is talking to Wanda. She’s got a speaking part now.
Jimmy Woo: What is she saying?
Darcy Lewis: She likes Wanda’s pants.


 

Jimmy Woo: [attempting to use the radio to contact Wanda] Wanda. Who is doing this to you, Wanda? Wanda? Can you hear me? I’m here to help you.


 

Darcy Lewis: 1950s, 1960s, and now the ’70s. Why does it keep switching time periods? It can’t be purely for my enjoyment, and it?
Jimmy Woo: And I can’t believe Wanda and Vision are having a baby.
Darcy Lewis: You want any?
Jimmy Woo: Heck, I thought about it for sure. A little Jimmy Woo. Get him a tiny little FBI badge.
[then realizes Darcy was offering him a chip from her chips bag]


 

Darcy Lewis: [watching the sitcom] Twins. What a twist.
Darcy Lewis: [Woo looks at her] What? I’m invested.


 

Jimmy Woo: [as they’re watching the sitcom] Did she just say the name Ultron? Has that happened before? A reference to our reality?
Darcy Lewis: No. Never.


 

Darcy Lewis: There’s nothing here. One second, Monica is standing right there, and the next, she isn’t. Someone is censoring the broadcast.
Jimmy Woo: But where’s Rambeau?


 

Wanda Maximoff: [back in the sitcom] Who are you?
Monica Rambeau: Wanda, I’m just your neighbor.
Wanda Maximoff: Then how did you know about Ultron? You’re not my neighbor. And you’re definitely not my friend. You are a stranger and an outsider. And right now, you are trespassing here. And I want you to leave.
[she uses her powers to cast Monica out of the town]


 

Vision: [as Wanda sees him as a corpse] What? What is it? What’s wrong?
Vision: [Wanda restores the illusion of Vision] We don’t have to stay here. We could go wherever we want.
Wanda Maximoff: No, we can’t. This is our home.
Vision: Are you sure?
Wanda Maximoff: Oh, don’t worry, darling. I have everything under control.


 

Jimmy Woo: [after she’s been cast out of the town] Monica, are you okay?
Monica Rambeau: It’s Wanda. It’s all Wanda.

 

5. On a Very Special Episode…

Wanda Maximoff: If you go to sleep, I promise you will be my favorite twin.
Vision: Oh, come on now, darling. You know we love them both equally.
Wanda Maximoff: Well, don’t tell him that.


 

Wanda Maximoff: No luck with Billy?
Vision: Tried reading to him, but for some reason, Charles Darwin’s The Descent of Man made him cry even harder.


 

Vision: [as he quickly changes to his human form] Agnes, I was just fluffing this pillow. With my face.
Agnes: Oh, I was just on my way to Jazzercise when I heard your new little bundles of joy were on a sleep strike.
Vision: Oh? Who told you that?
Agnes: My ears.


 

Vision: [referring to their baby cribs] They’re empty.
Wanda Maximoff: Then where are the twins?
Tommy, Billy Maximoff: [we see the twins have aged] Mommy? Daddy?
Vision: Huh?
Agnes: Kids. You can’t control them. No matter how hard you try.


 

Director Hayward: What’s the first thing you do remember?
Monica Rambeau: Pain. And then, Wanda’s voice in my head.
Director Hayward: Did you try to resist?
Monica Rambeau: There was this feeling keeping me down. This hopeless feeling. Like drowning. It was grief.


 

Director Hayward: Our initial theory had Wanda Maximoff as one of many victims. We now know she is the principal victimizer.


 

Jimmy Woo: I try not to speak ill of people.
Darcy Lewis: Then allow me. Hayward’s a…
Director Hayward: Terrorists.


 

Monica Rambeau: Wanda’s not a terrorist.
Director Hayward: By your own account, you described the experience of being under her mind control as, “Excruciating. Terrifying. A violation.”


 

Monica Rambeau: My point is, I don’t believe she has a political agenda, or any inclination toward destruction.
Director Hayward: Monica, she blasted you halfway across New Jersey.
Monica Rambeau: And I survived because she chose to protect me.
Director Hayward: She’s holding thousands of people hostage.
Monica Rambeau: And it could have been thousands more if she hadn’t put up her own quarantine. Listen, I don’t believe this is a premeditated act of aggression.


 

Director Hayward: Nine days ago. Maximoff stormed our facility, stole the Vision’s body, and resurrected him.
Jimmy Woo: But that’s in direct violation of Section 36B of the Sokovia Accords.
Director Hayward: And the Vision’s own living will.
Jimmy Woo: He didn’t want to be anybody’s weapon.
Director Hayward: Maximoff, in her grief, disregarded his wishes.


 

Jimmy Woo: [referring to resurrecting Vision] But how did she even do it? Bring him back without the Mind Stone?
Darcy Lewis: Who knows? But she has the world’s only vibranium synthezoid, playing Father-Knows-Best-In-Suburbia. What happens when he learns the truth?


 

Vision: Morning, wife. Morning, boys. Good morning, unfamiliar wet animal.


 

Vision: [as Wanda uses her powers to make a dog collar appear] Agnes was right there!
Wanda Maximoff: Well, she didn’t notice. She didn’t even notice when the boys went from babies to five year-olds.
Vision: That’s not what we agreed upon. You made no effort to conceal your abilities.
Wanda Maximoff: Well, I’m tired of hiding, Vis. And maybe you don’t have to either.
Vision: Wanda, we are usually so much of the same mind. But right now, what aren’t you telling me?


 

Monica Rambeau: What I need is a ten thousand pound fallout shelter comprised of lead for photons, cadmium for neutrons, tantalum for seismic blasts, on wheels. And then, I would be able to safely re-enter Westview. Right?
Darcy Lewis: Yes. Theoretically.
Monica Rambeau: I can work with theoretically.


 

Jimmy Woo: What did I miss?
Darcy Lewis: The twins aged up to ten.
Jimmy Woo: Holy Christmas. At this rate, they’ll be empty nesters by dinner time.


 

Monica Rambeau: What’s a Hex?
Darcy Lewis: Oh, it’s what I’m calling the anomaly, because of its hexagonal shape. It’s starting to catch on.


 

Monica Rambeau: Oh, Wanda’s twins are hers. Everything might look fake in the TV, but everything in there is real.
Jimmy Woo: But Wanda manipulates people’s perceptions, makes them hallucinate.
Darcy Lewis: Yeah, that’s her whole bag. If all the sets, and props, and wardrobe were solid matter, that would mean she’s wielding an insane amount of power.
Jimmy Woo: Far exceeding anything she’s displayed in the past.


 

Monica Rambeau: [referring to Wanda] She could have taken out Thanos on her own if he hadn’t initiated a blitz. I mean, nobody else came close.
Jimmy Woo: Well, I’d argue that Captain Marvel came close.
Darcy Lewis: Her powers came from an Infinity Stone too, right?
Monica Rambeau: We are not talking about her. We are talking about Wanda.


 

Monica Rambeau: Wanda is rewriting reality.
Darcy Lewis: Permanently?
Monica Rambeau: If she can change things as they go into the Hex…
Darcy Lewis: Ah, you called it the Hex.
Monica Rambeau: What happens if we send something in that requires no change?


 

Norm: So you’re telling me this is a typewriter, a Rolodex, and a calendar all in one? What else can it do? Find me a wife?
Vision: Eventually, yes.


 

Norm: [after Vision uses his power to stop Norm’s mind control] You have to stop her.
Vision: Stop who?
Norm: She’s in my head. None of it is my own. It hurts. It hurts so much. Just make her stop. Make her stop!


 

Wanda Maximoff: Sometimes, your dad and I aren’t on the same page. But that’s just temporary. Like the two of you, you might fight over toys, but he’s always going to be your brother. And he is always going to be yours. Because family is forever.


 

Tommy Maximoff: Do you have a brother, mom?
Wanda Maximoff: I do. Yeah. He’s far away from here. And that makes me sad sometimes.


 

Jimmy Woo: We can’t see the drone on the broadcast. Wanda’s framing it out of the shot.
Darcy Lewis: Just like all the jump cuts. Wanda decides what makes it onto her show and what doesn’t.


 

Director Hayward: The missile was just a precaution. You can hardly blame us, Wanda.
Wanda Maximoff: Oh, I think I can. This will be your only warning. Stay out of my home. You don’t bother me. I won’t bother you.
Director Hayward: I wish it could be that simple. You’ve taken an entire town hostage.
Wanda Maximoff: Well, I’m not the one with the guns, Director.
Monica Rambeau: But you are the one in control.


 

Monica Rambeau: Wanda, I didn’t know the drones were armed. But you know that, don’t you? A town full of civilians. And you, a telepath, brought a SWORD Agent into your home. You trusted me to help deliver your babies. On some level, Wanda, you know I am an ally. I want to help you.
Wanda Maximoff: How? What could you possibly have to offer me?
Monica Rambeau: What do you want?
Wanda Maximoff: I have what I want, and no one will ever take it from me again.


 

Commercial Woman: You’ve got a mess, and you’re still using the next leading brand. You need Lagos brand paper towels. The most absorbent paper towel available. Husbands can use it too, you know. Lagos. For when you make a mess you didn’t mean to.


 

Wanda Maximoff: [after Sparky dies] Wait. Don’t. Don’t.
Tommy Maximoff: Don’t what?
Wanda Maximoff: Don’t age yourselves up. The urge to run from this feeling is powerful. I know.
Billy Maximoff: It’s too sad.


 

Tommy Maximoff: You can fix anything, mom. Fix the dead.
Wanda Maximoff: What? No.
Agnes: You can do that?


 

Wanda Maximoff: [to Tommy and Billy] I am trying to tell you that there are rules in life, okay? We can’t rush aging just because it’s convenient. And we can’t reverse death. No matter how sad it makes us. Okay? Some things are forever.


 

Vision: How are the boys?
Wanda Maximoff: A little heartbroken, but they’ll be alright.
Vision: Well, it’s not often you get a dog and bury them the same day.
Wanda Maximoff: Well, life moves pretty fast out in the suburbs.


 

Wanda Maximoff: [after Vision reveals he’s spoke to Norm] Listen, can we just…
Vision: What? Watch TV? Turn in for the night so that you can change everything over again? No, Wanda. You can’t control me the way you do them.
Wanda Maximoff: Can’t I?


 

Vision: What is the “Maximoff Anomaly”?
Wanda Maximoff: The what?
Vision: I have to believe that this, whatever this is, was subconscious at first, and that you only recently became aware of it.
Wanda Maximoff: Aware of what?


 

Vision: Norm has a family, Wanda! He has a family, and he can’t reach them, because you won’t let him reach them!
Wanda Maximoff: I don’t know what you’re talking about!
Vision: Stop lying to me!


 

Wanda Maximoff: This, all of this is for us. So let me handle it.
Vision: What is outside of Westview?
Wanda Maximoff: You don’t want to know, I promise you.
Vision: You don’t get to make that choice for me, Wanda!
Wanda Maximoff: You’ve never talked to me like this before.
Vision: Before what? Before what?


 

Vision: I can’t remember my life before Westview. I don’t know who I am! I’m scared!
Wanda Maximoff: You are my husband. You are Tommy and Billy’s father. Isn’t that enough?


 

Vision: Wanda, what you’re doing here, it’s wrong. It is wrong.


 

Vision: Wanda, who is this?
Pietro Maximoff: [to Wanda] Long lost bro get to squeeze his stinking sister to death or what?


 

Darcy Lewis: She recast Pietro?


 

Pietro Maximoff: [referring to Vision] Who’s the popsicle?

 

6. All-New Halloween Spooktacular!

Billy Maximoff: Halloween’s a magical holiday. All about family, friends, and the thrill of getting to be someone else for a day.
Tommy Maximoff: Wrong! Halloween’s about candy. And scaring people, but mostly candy.


 

Billy Maximoff: Where’s your costume, Tommy?
Tommy Maximoff: This is my costume. I’m the cool twin.
Billy Maximoff: What does that make me?
Tommy Maximoff: A dorksaurus rex.
Billy Maximoff: Not a real dinosaur.


 

Tommy Maximoff: [referring to Pietro] Man. He even snores cool.


 

Billy Maximoff: Woh, mom. Are you old Red Riding Hood?
Wanda Maximoff: I’m a Sokovian fortune teller.
Pietro Maximoff: Wow. That is so…
Tommy Maximoff: Rad.
Pietro Maximoff: Lame.


 

Billy Maximoff: Mom has been weird since Uncle Pietro got here. I think it’s because she hasn’t seen him in a long time. And he’s what you call, “a man child”.


 

Pietro Maximoff: Sweet costume bro-ham-in-law. Let me guess. Traffic light. Half-shucked corn. A booger!
Vision: Yes.
Pietro Maximoff: Yes!


 

Wanda Maximoff: Thank you for humoring me and wearing this ridiculous get-up, honey.
Vision: Well, there were no other clothes in my closet, so.


 

Vision: You never told me much about your brother. I had no idea he’d be so great with kids.
Wanda Maximoff: Yeah. He’s just full of surprises.


 

Vision: I’m undercover. Halloween is a bacchanal for adolescent trouble-makers, and the neighborhood watch is the only thing that stands between the trees, and the toilet paper.


 

Billy Maximoff: Mom and dad have been, not fighting, just like different.


 

Wanda Maximoff: [to Vision] It’s their first Halloween. You have to be there.
Pietro Maximoff: Woh, woh, woh. What’s the big dealio? Big guy has a conflict, twins need a father figure for the night. Don’t sweat it, sis. I got the old XY chromosome. Uncle P to the rescue, huh?
Vision: There you go. Problem solved.


 

Pietro Maximoff: It was Billy’s idea.
Tommy Maximoff: I’m Tommy.
Pietro Maximoff: And don’t you forget it!


 

Darcy Lewis: Hey, there he is. The guy who almost got murdered by his own murder squad.
Director Hayward: You work for me?
Darcy Lewis: I actually don’t know.
Monica Rambeau: She’s with me.
Director Hayward: I see. And which one of you is the sassy best friend?
Jimmy Woo: There is no time for you to diminish your colleagues when you’re about to start a war you can’t win.


 

Director Hayward: Maximoff was never going to negotiate with us. We take her out, this whole nightmare ends.
Monica Rambeau: We don’t know that. We actually have no idea what will happen in there, or out here, if Wanda dies.
Director Hayward: So, what? We just surrender to that? Not happening.


 

Monica Rambeau: We can’t outgun her. And clearly antagonizing her is only making things worse. If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution.
Director Hayward: Captain Rambeau, you have become an impediment to this mission. Constantly advocating on behalf of super-powered individuals. Yes, I know your history with Carol Danvers.


 

Director Hayward: You know, you people who left, still have the luxury of optimism. You have no idea what it was like. What it took to keep the lights on.
Monica Rambeau: Don’t use the last five years as an excuse to be a coward.
Director Hayward: Maybe it’s a good thing you weren’t here when your mother died. Because clearly you don’t have the stomach for this job. Get her off my base. Now. All of them.


 

Jimmy Woo: Hayward is way overstepping his provisional authority.
Monica Rambeau: He was looking for a reason to sideline us. He’s up to something.


 

Pietro Maximoff: You’re testing me.
Wanda Maximoff: No, I’m not.
Pietro Maximoff: Hey, it’s cool. I know I look different.
Wanda Maximoff: Why do you look different?
Pietro Maximoff: You tell me. I mean, if I found Shangri-La, I wouldn’t want to be reminded of the past either.


 

Shark: Yo-Magic! The snack for survivors!


 

Pietro Maximoff: This is so lame. I can’t believe you’re making them return all the candy.
Wanda Maximoff: I can’t believe what a bad influence you are.
Pietro Maximoff: Who beefed in your borscht? I’m just trying to do my part. Okay? Come to town unexpectedly. Create tension with the brother-in-law. Stir up trouble with the rugrats, and ultimately give you grief. I mean, that’s what you wanted, isn’t it?


 

Wanda Maximoff: What happened to your accent?
Pietro Maximoff: What happened to yours? Details are fuzzy, man. I got shot like a chump on the street for no reason at all, and the next thing I know, I heard you calling me. I knew you needed me.


 

Monica Rambeau: Who is that?
Jimmy Woo: Wanda’s brother came to town.
Darcy Lewis: He brought the wrong face.


 

Jimmy Woo: These people, near the edge of town. They’re barely moving. Are they alive?


 

Agnes: Town Square Scare. Where is it?
Vision: Oh, well, the Town Square. I expect.
Agnes: Took a wrong turn. Got lost.
Vision: In the town you grew up in?


 

Agnes: You’re one of the Avengers. You’re Vision. Are you here to help us?
Vision: I am Vision. I do want to help. But what’s an Avenger?
Agnes: What? Why don’t you know?


 

Agnes: Am I dead?
Vision: No. No. Why would you think that?
Agnes: Because you are.
Vision: Because I’m what?
Agnes: Dead. Dead. Dead! Dead!


 

Vision: Agnes, it is my intention to reach those outside of Westview and make sense of our situation.
Agnes: How? No one leaves. Wanda won’t even let us think about it.
Agnes: [starts laughing] All is lost.


 

Vision: I will fix this, Agnes. I promise.
Agnes: Okey-dokey, neighbor.


 

Darcy Lewis: You can’t go back into the Hex.
Monica Rambeau: Worst case scenario, Wanda removes my free will and puts me in ultra-low-rise jeans.
Darcy Lewis: Hayward has your blood work. You’ve gone through the boundary twice already, Monica. The energy inside has re-written your cells on a molecular level twice. It’s changing you.
Monica Rambeau: Seen enough lab results to last me a lifetime. Cells metastasizing. Cells in remission. I know what Wanda’s feeling, and I won’t stop until I help her.


 

Wanda Maximoff: Now, I know that you think that I have have gone full soccer mom. Yeah, but it really is nice, right?
Pietro Maximoff: Yeah. I think mom and dad would’ve loved it.


 

Pietro Maximoff: Where were you hiding these kids up till now?
Wanda Maximoff: What?
Pietro Maximoff: I assume they were sleeping peacefully in their beds. No need to traumatize beyond the occasional holiday episode cameo, am I right? You were always the empathetic twin.


 

Pietro Maximoff: You’ve handled the ethical considerations of this scenario as best you could. Families and couples stay together. Most personalities aren’t far off from what’s underneath. People got better jobs. Better haircuts, for sure.
Wanda Maximoff: You don’t think it’s wrong?
Pietro Maximoff: What, are you kidding? I’m impressed! Seriously. It’s a pretty big leap from giving people nightmares, and shooting red wiggly-woos out of your hands.


 

Pietro Maximoff: How did you even do all this? Hey, I’m not some stranger, and I’m not your husband. You can talk to me.
Wanda Maximoff: I don’t know how I did it. I only remember feeling completely alone. Empty. Just endless nothingness.
[she then turns and sees Pietro looking dead]


 

Director Hayward: [referring to Vision] He really does want out, doesn’t he?


 

Billy Maximoff: [as Vision is disintegrating] I hear dad in my head. He’s in trouble.


 

Billy Maximoff: I don’t understand. What’s happening to me?
Wanda Maximoff: Where is he? Where’s your dad?
Pietro Maximoff: Hey, don’t sweat it, sis. It’s not like your dead husband can die twice.


 

Wanda Maximoff: Billy, I need you to focus.
Billy Maximoff: I can’t tell. I see these soldiers. They think he’s dying.


 

Director Hayward: [as Wanda expands the hex wall] Come in. Anyone read me? Anyone hear my voice? Does anyone read me? Anyone read me? Over.

 

7. Breaking the Fourth Wall

Wanda Maximoff: Look, we’ve all been there, right? Letting our fear and anger get the best of us. Intentionally expanding the borders of the false world we created.


 

Billy Maximoff: Mom, my head feels weird. It’s like really noisy. I don’t like it.


 

Wanda Maximoff: As punishment for my reckless evening, I plan on taking a quarantine style staycation. A whole day, just to myself. That’ll show me.


 

Wanda Maximoff: [referring to the milk carton constantly changing]  Yeah, I’m not sure what that’s about. It’s probably just a case of the Mondays. Am I right?


 

The Strongman: [after Vision becomes conscious near a circus] You’re the new clown? At least you’re already in makeup. You’re late for rehearsal with the escape artist.


 

Darcy Lewis: Yeah, I’m not great at this gig, I got to be honest. It doesn’t really speak to my skill set. I put in for the bearded lady, but this alabaster complexion wasn’t fooling anyone.


 

Darcy Lewis: Can I help you, creeper?
Vision: You don’t remember me from last night? We locked eyes. There was a unspoken understanding.
Darcy Lewis: Hard pass.


 

Billy Maximoff: [referring to Vision] Do you want to go look for him?
Wanda Maximoff: Well, if he doesn’t want to be here, there’s nothing I can do about it.


 

Billy Maximoff: Hey, mom, last night, Uncle P said that thing about re-killing dad?
Wanda Maximoff: Don’t believe anything that man said. He is not your uncle.
Tommy Maximoff: Who is he?
Wanda Maximoff: Here’s the thing, boys. I’m your mom. And as such, you were counting on me to have all the answers, right? Well, I don’t. I have no answers. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Niente. I’m starting to believe that everything is meaningless. I mean, you’re welcome to draw your own conclusions, of course, but that’s just where I’m at.


 

Wanda Maximoff: Okay, so maybe I went a little too dark there. But they’ll be fine. Vision is made of vibranium. They literally inherited tough skin.


 

Wanda Maximoff: Hi, Agnes. Come on in. I’d get up, but I just don’t want to.


 

Agnes: [referring to Wanda acting off] I think I got there in the nick of time, because she was one split end away from cutting her own bangs.


 

Wanda Maximoff: [as Agnes offers to babysit the kids] Is there anything I can do for you?
Agnes: You know what? I do have a suspicious mole on my back that I just can’t see. Ah. Boundaries. I get it. Say no more.


 

Jimmy Woo: Hayward wasn’t decommissioning Vision. He was trying to bring him back online. Nothing worked until…
Monica Rambeau: Wanda stole Vision’s body.
Jimmy Woo: That’s why he was so focused on tracking Vision inside the Hex.
Monica Rambeau: Hayward wants his sentient weapon back.
Jimmy Woo: Someone has to tell Wanda.


 

Vision: Hello? Excuse me. You tried to help me.
Darcy Lewis: Doubtful. I’m notoriously self-involved.
Vision: No, no, no. Please. Just hear me out. Alright. I believe that you were part of a team monitoring a supernatural anomaly. And now, well, you’re in it.
Darcy Lewis: Fine. I’ll go out with you, but I’m ordering the lobster.


 

Darcy Lewis: [after Vision releases Darcy from her spell] Oh, hello, self. You know, part of me secretly wanted a guest spot on the show. But seriously, that sucked.


 

Vision: Dr. Lewis, my questions. Are my children safe?
Darcy Lewis: That I don’t know.
Vision: And who is that imposter, Pietro?
Darcy Lewis: Beats me.


 

Wanda Maximoff: [as parts of her house keep changing] I don’t understand what’s happening. Why it’s all falling apart, and why I can’t fix it.
Interviewer: Do you think maybe this is what you deserve?
Wanda Maximoff: What? You’re not supposed to talk.


 

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Billy Maximoff: I like it here.
Agnes: Oh, good. Is it because Senor Scratchy is such a good listener?
Billy Maximoff: No. It’s because it’s quiet. You’re quiet, Agnes. On the inside.


 

Tommy Maximoff: Do you think our mom is okay?
Agnes: Oh, for sure! Oh, you don’t have to worry about your mom. Your mom can do anything. She’s supermom.


 

Agnes: Ralph says I sugarcoat things. But you try telling a ten year-old that his mother is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.


 

Jimmy Woo: [as Monica is getting ready to enter the hex] Darcy’s not here to give her stamp of approval.
Monica Rambeau: I know. She’s in there, and I’m going to go get her out. It’s our last shot, Jimmy.
Jimmy Woo: Godspeed, Captain.


 

Marjor Goodner: [referring to the SWORD vehicle Monica is using to cross the barrier] The structural integrity is failing. It’s disintegrating.
Jimmy Woo: No, it’s being rewritten. Monica, get out of there!


 

Vision: So Wanda killed me?
Darcy Lewis: Yes. But it’s not that simple. You asked her to do it.
Vision: Why would I have done that?
Darcy Lewis: To save the universe. Well, half of it.
Vision: Did it work?
Darcy Lewis: It did. Until the bad guy rewound time, and killed you himself. There are a few extra steps, but to set up the context…
Vision: I came back and died again.
Darcy Lewis: And she had to watch.


 

Darcy Lewis: Oh, man, another red light? It’s kind of overkill out in the sticks here, don’t you think?
Vision: Yes.


 

Vision: I believe, I think that Wanda is creating these impediments to stop me returning home. I’m not amused.


 

Vision: So if I understand correctly, my original code dates back to an AI called Jarvis? But my corporeal form was born of Ultron’s plan for global genocide?
Darcy Lewis: Correct-o.
Vision: What am I now?
Darcy Lewis: Honestly, I’m a STEM type of lady. So I thought she just flipped a switch on your head and brought you back to life. But what I don’t get is why you can’t leave the Hex. What I do know is I’ve been watching WandaVision for the past week. And the love you two have is real. You belong together.


 

Monica Rambeau: [after she passes through the hex and gains powers] Listen to me. This whole thing is about Vision.
Wanda Maximoff: Get out of my house!
Monica Rambeau: Hayward was trying to bring him…
Wanda Maximoff: [uses her power on Monica] Don’t talk to me about that. I don’t want to hear about it. The drones, the missiles. Pietro?
Monica Rambeau: No, wait. Pietro. No, no, no. That wasn’t us.
Wanda Maximoff: All you do is lie!


 

Monica Rambeau: The only lies I’ve told are the ones you put in my mouth.
Wanda Maximoff: Careful what you say to me.
Monica Rambeau: Do it then. Take me out.
Monica Rambeau: [Wanda hesitates] See, see? That’s where you and Hayward differ. He’s going to burn Westview to the ground just to get what he wants. Don’t let him make you the villain.
Wanda Maximoff: Maybe I already am.


 

Monica Rambeau: I’m not afraid of you, Wanda. I lost the person closest to me too. The worst thing I can think of has already happened to me, and I can’t change it. I can’t undo it. I can’t control this pain anymore. And I don’t think I want to, because it’s my truth.


 

Monica Rambeau: Wanda, you have to take it down.
Wanda Maximoff: No. Don’t make me hurt you.


 

Vision: I had no idea how much Wanda had endured before coming to Westview, how much we both had, I guess. Though I can’t remember it. For me, it feels like it happened to someone else, you know? But for her, it’s mere weeks ago. What am I doing here, sitting, talking to you when I should… This is absurd. I need to get to my wife.


 

Agnes: [after Wanda discovers the lair in Agnes’s basement] You didn’t think you were the only magical girl in town, did you? The name’s Agatha Harkness. Lovely to finally meet you, dear.
[we then see the various ways she used her magic in the town]


 

Agatha Harkness: And I killed Sparky too.
[does an evil laugh]


 

Pietro Maximoff: [to Monica as she finds Agatha’s lair] Snooper’s going to snoop.

 

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Evanora Harkness: [Salem, 1693] Agatha Harkness, are you a witch?
Agatha Harkness: Yes. I am a witch.
Evanora Harkness: Yet you have betrayed your coven.
Agatha Harkness: I have not!


 

Evanora Harkness: You stole knowledge above your age and station. You practice the darkest of magic.
Agatha Harkness: I know nothing of these crimes. I swear it!
Evanora Harkness: Enough deception!
Agatha Harkness: I did not break your rules. They simply bent to my power.


 

Agatha Harkness: [after she’s drained the life from the other witches] Please, I can be good.
Evanora Harkness: No, you cannot.


 

Agatha Harkness: [referring to Wanda] She does look shocked to meet the real us, doesn’t she? Oh. That’s adorable. My thoughts are not available to you, toots. They never, ever were. So don’t go giving yourself a migraine.


 

Wanda Maximoff: Where are my children?
Agatha Harkness: [mockingly] “Where are my children?” Ooh! That accent really comes and goes, doesn’t it?
Wanda Maximoff: Where are they?
Agatha Harkness: Oh, your magic’s no good here.


 

Agatha Harkness: These are runes, Wanda. In a given space, only the witch that cast the runes can use her magic. How do you not know the fundamentals?


 

Agatha Harkness: Who are you? All those costumes and hairstyles. I was so patient, waiting for you to reveal your true self. I got close with fake Pietro. Fietro, if you will. But no dice.
Wanda Maximoff: That was you.
Agatha Harkness: No, it wasn’t literally me. Just my eyes and ears. A crystalline possession. Necromancy was a non-starter since your real brother’s body is on another continent. Not to mention, full of holes. But you’re so crippled by your own self-doubt that you believed it.


 

Agatha Harkness: When I sensed this place, the afterglow of so many spells cast all at once. I couldn’t make heads or tails of it.


 

Agatha Harkness: Mind control. A classic. Quick incantation, and a feeble psyche, and you’re good to go.


 

Agatha Harkness: [to Wanda] With thousands of people under your thumb, all interacting with each other, according to complex storylines. Well, that’s something special, baby. And of course, there’s transmutation.


 

Agatha Harkness: Years of study to achieve even the smallest convincing illusion. But Westview through your lens, Wanda. Every little detail in place, down to the crown molding. You’re even running illusions miles away at the edge of town. Magic on autopilot! What’s your secret, sister?


 

Agatha Harkness: Hey, Wanda, I need you to tell me how you did this.
Wanda Maximoff: I didn’t do anything.


 

Agatha Harkness: I tried to be gentle, to nudge you awake from this ridiculous fantasy. But you would rather fall apart than face your truth. You left me no choice. What was it you said to your not-brother? Hm? All you could recall was the feeling. You felt empty. Alone. Endless nothingness. Let’s start there.


 

Agatha Harkness: It’s been fun playing pretend for a while, hasn’t it, Wanda? But it’s time to look at some real reruns.


 

Agatha Harkness: [as they enter Wanda’s past in Sokovia]  After you, superstar. Oh. Charming. Love the Cold War aesthetic. Why are we here?


 

Young Pietro: You said the only rule of TV night is we try to practice our English.
Iryna Maximoff: Yes. Yes, he is right. We were just making rid of last little bit of Sokovian.


 

Olek Maximoff: This is your pick, yes?
Young Wanda: Season 2, Episode 21.
Young Pietro: Dick Van Dyke again? Always sitcom, sitcom, sitcom.


 

Iryna Maximoff: Rob and Laura have for the most fun shenanigans.
Young Pietro: What is “shenanigan” again?
Young Wanda: Shenanigan is like problem, but more silly than scary, but can sometimes be a little scary.
Iryna Maximoff: Yeah, like mischief.
Olek Maximoff: But a silly mischief that always becomes fine.


 

Young Wanda: [stuck next to a Stark Industries bomb with the TV playing Dick Van Dyke] At the end of the episode, you realize it was all a bad dream. None of it was real.


 

Agatha Harkness: Did you stop that bomb?
Wanda Maximoff: What?
Agatha Harkness: You used a probability hex.
Wanda Maximoff: No. It just never went off. It was defective. We didn’t know that. We were trapped.
Agatha Harkness: For how long?
Wanda Maximoff: Two days.


 

Agatha Harkness: So much trauma. And yet you were safe as kittens the whole time. So what I see here is a baby witch, obsessed with sitcoms, and years of therapy ahead of her. Doesn’t explain your recent hijinks. Where did you get the big guns, Wanda?


 

Wanda Maximoff: I don’t want to go back there.
Agatha Harkness: I know you don’t, but it’s good medicine, angel. The only way forward is back.


 

Agatha Harkness: Ah, Wanda. The rebellious years. Quick question, your reaction to the bombing of your civilian apartment building, and the murder of your parents, was to join an anti-freedom terrorist organization.
Wanda Maximoff: We wanted to change the world.


 

Agatha Harkness: [to Wanda] Don’t be scared. You already lived it once.


 

Agatha Harkness: So little orphan Wanda got up close and personal with an Infinity Stone that amplified what, otherwise, would’ve died on the vine. The broken pieces of you are adding up, buttercup. I have a theory, but I need more.


 

Agatha Harkness: So where are we now?
Wanda Maximoff: The Avengers compound. It was the first home Vision and I ever shared. Pietro was dead, and I was in a new country. I was all alone.


 

Vision: [at the Avengers compound] I apologize. I don’t mean to intrude.
Wanda Maximoff: You don’t?
Vision: Well, I suppose, yes. I did intend to come in here.
Wanda Maximoff: And now?
Vision: And, well, whatever is your preference.


 

Vision: [as they’re watching a sitcom] Is it funny because of the grievous injury the man just suffered?
Wanda Maximoff: No, he’s not really injured.
Vision: How can you be certain?
Wanda Maximoff: It’s not that kind of show.


 

Vision: Wanda, I don’t presume to know what you’re feeling, but I would like to know. Should you wish to tell me. Should that be of some comfort to you.
Wanda Maximoff: What makes you think that talking about it would bring me comfort?
Vision: Oh, see, I read that the…
Wanda Maximoff: [referring to Pietro] The only thing that would bring me comfort is seeing him again.


 

Wanda Maximoff: I’m so tired. It’s just like this wave washing over me, again, and again. It knocks me down, and when I try to stand up, it just comes for me again. It’s just going to drown me.
Vision: No. No, it won’t.
Wanda Maximoff: How do you know?
Vision: Well, because it can’t all be sorrow, can it?


 

Vision: [to Wanda] I’ve always been alone, so I don’t feel the lack. It’s all I’ve ever known. I’ve never experienced loss, because I have never had a loved one to lose. But what is grief, if not love persevering.


 

Agatha Harkness: So, to recap. Parents dead. Brother dead. Vision dead. What happened when he wasn’t there to pull you back from the darkness, Wanda?
Wanda Maximoff: I can’t do this anymore.
Agatha Harkness: Come on, Wanda! You’re on the precipice. You are right there! Tell me how you did it.


 

Agatha Harkness: Vision was gone. But you wanted him back.
Wanda Maximoff: I wanted him back. I wanted him back.


 

Wanda Maximoff: [as she goes to SWORD for Vision] When I came back, he was gone. His body. And I know he’s here. He deserves a funeral, at least. I deserve it.


 

Director Hayward: I understand you’re here to see the Vision. To recover the body, that is, is that right?
Wanda Maximoff: Well, I’m his next of kin.
Director Hayward: I understand. I’d like to show you something.
Wanda Maximoff: And then you’ll give him to me?
Director Hayward: Please, just come with me.


 

Wanda Maximoff: What are you doing to him?
Director Hayward: We’re dismantling the most sophisticated, sentient weapon ever made.
Wanda Maximoff: But Vision’s not a weapon. You can’t do this.
Director Hayward: In fact, it is our legal and ethical obligation.
Wanda Maximoff: I just want to bury him. That’s all I want.
Director Hayward: Are you sure?
Wanda Maximoff: Excuse me?


 

Director Hayward: Not everyone has the kind of power that could bring their soulmate back online. Forgive me. Back to life.
Wanda Maximoff: No, I can’t do that. That’s not why I’m here.
Director Hayward: Okay. But I cannot allow you to take three billion dollars worth of vibranium just to put it in the ground. So the best I can do is, let you say goodbye to him here.
Wanda Maximoff: He’s all that I have.
Director Hayward: Well, that’s just it, Wanda. He isn’t yours.


 

Wanda Maximoff: [as she touches Vision’s dismantled body] I can’t feel you.


 

[after Wanda creates the house on the lot that Vision bought them in Westview, and manifests a version of Vision]
Vision: Wanda. Welcome home.


 

Agatha Harkness: [to Wanda] I know what you are.


 

Agatha Harkness: You have no idea how dangerous you are. You’re supposed to be a myth. A being capable of spontaneous creation. And here you are, using it to make breakfast for dinner.
Wanda Maximoff: Let go of my children.
Agatha Harkness: Oh, yes. Your children. And Vision, and this whole little life you’ve made. This is Chaos Magic, Wanda. And that makes you the Scarlet Witch.


 

Director Hayward: [mid-credits lines] We took this thing apart, and put it back together again a million times. Tried every type of power supply under the sun, when all we needed was a little energy directly from the source.
[Vision is brought back to life]

 

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Agatha Harkness: [to Wanda] I take power from the undeserving. It’s kind of my thing.


 

Agatha Harkness: [to Wanda] You’re clearly in over your little red head. So why don’t you surrender your magic to someone who knows what to do with it? And I’ll let you keep this pathetic little corner of the world all to yourself. What do you say?


 

Wanda Maximoff: [as she sees White Vision] Vision? Is it really you?
White Vision: Wanda.


 

Vision: [after he’s saved Wanda from being killed by White Vision] Where are the boys?
Wanda Maximoff: They’re in the house. Safe. Vision, I should’ve told you everything. The moment I realized what I had done.
Vision: It’s alright, Wanda. I know why you made this world, but this…
Wanda Maximoff: I can fix it.
Vision: Can you?


 

Agatha Harkness: Oh, this is awkward. Your ex and your boyfriend together at the same party. Who are you going to choose, Wanda?


 

Wanda Maximoff: Vision, this is our home.
Vision: Then let’s fight for it.


 

Vision: Might we resolve this peacefully?
White Vision: Wanda Maximoff must be neutralized. You must be destroyed.
Vision: A no, then.


 

Jimmy Woo: You’ll never be able to cover this up.
Director Hayward: I won’t have to. Wanda cancelled her show, so there’s no footage proving there was ever more than one Vision.
Jimmy Woo: Oh, there’s SWORD HQ security tape, and evidence of tampering, no doubt.
Director Hayward: No one’s going to care once I’ve eliminated Wanda Maximoff. They’ll believe that the Vision who emerges from the Westview rubble is the same one she illegally tried to bring back to life. They’ll thank me for recovering such a valuable asset.


 

Director Hayward: You could be a part of that victory, Jimmy. If only you had a little more vision.
Jimmy Woo: That’s a good one, Hayward.


 

Jimmy Woo: Okay, I’m convinced. Trouble is, my friends at Quantico will probably have something to say about your plan when they arrive inside the hour.
Director Hayward: You’re bluffing.
Jimmy Woo: Am I?


 

Agatha Harkness: Wanda, you’ve never been up against another witch before. Did you know there’s an entire chapter devoted to you in the Darkhold? That’s the book of the damned. “The Scarlet Witch is not born, she is forged. She has no coven, no need for incantation.”
Wanda Maximoff: I’m not a witch. I don’t cast spells. No one taught me magic.
Agatha Harkness: Your power exceeds that of the Sorcerer Supreme. It’s your destiny to destroy the world.
Wanda Maximoff: I’m not what you say I am!
Agatha Harkness: Oh, really?


 

Dottie: My name is Sarah. I have a daughter. She’s eight. Maybe she could be friends with your boys. If you like that storyline. Or the school bully even. Really, anything. If you could just let her out of her room. If I could just hold her, please.
Wanda Maximoff: What are you doing to her? You’re making her say this.
Agatha Harkness: She’s your meat puppet. I just cut her strings.


 

Monica Rambeau: What is this stuff?
Pietro Maximoff: This is my man-cave. A place to chillax, you know, while the missus is stirring up trouble. You a fan of Steven Seagal?
Monica Rambeau: [looking at his photo] Agnes doesn’t live here. You do. Oh. You’re Ralph Bohner?
Pietro Maximoff: Boner.


 

Herb: [to Wanda] I don’t recognize my face in the mirror, my voice when I speak. I used to try to resist you, but now, I can’t remember why. Do you?


 

Wanda Maximoff: You’re all going to be fine.
Norm: When you let us sleep, we have your nightmares.
Wanda Maximoff: No, that’s not true. I’ve kept you safe in here. You feel at peace.
Dottie: We feel your pain.
Wanda Maximoff: No.


 

Mrs. Hart: If you won’t let us go, just let us die. Please.
Wanda Maximoff: I will. I will let you go. I will. I will.
Agatha Harkness: What’s stopping you? Use your power, and do it now. Heroes don’t torture people.
[Wanda then starts to open the barrier to let the people escape]


 

Agatha Harkness: [as the barrier starts to make Vision and the twins disintegrate] Now, do you see? You tied your family to this twisted world, and now one can’t exist without the other. Save Westview, or save your family.
[Wanda closes the barrier again]


 

Vision: [as Hayward and his agents surround them] Listen, boys. Your mother and I never really prepared you for this.
Wanda Maximoff: But you were born for it.


 

Vision: [as White Vision is trying to kill him] Why are you doing this?
White Vision: My programming directive is to destroy the Vision.
Vision: But I’m not the true Vision. Only a conditional Vision.
White Vision: I request elaboration.


 

Agatha Harkness: Same story, different century. There’ll always be torches and pitchforks for ladies like us, Wanda.


 

Wanda Maximoff: Boys, handle the military. Mommy will be right back.


 

Darcy Lewis: [to Hayward] Have fun in prison.


 

Vision: You are familiar with the thought experiment the Ship of Theseus in the field of identity metaphysics?
White Vision: Naturally. The Ship of Theseus is an artifact in a museum. Over time, its planks of wood rot and are replaced with new planks. When no original plank remains, is it still the Ship of Theseus?
Vision: Secondly, if those removed planks are restored and reassembled, free of the rot, is that the Ship of Theseus?
White Vision: Neither is the true ship. Both are the true ship.
Vision: Well, then, we are agreed.


 

White Vision: But I do not have the Mind Stone.
Vision: And I do not have one single ounce of original material. Perhaps, the rot is the memories. The wear and tear are the voyages. The wood touched by Theseus himself.


 

White Vision: I have not retained memories.
Vision: But you do have the data. It is merely being kept from you.
White Vision: A weapon to be more easily controlled. But, certainly, you are the true Vision, for you believe yourself to be.
Vision: That was once the case. But upon meeting you, I have been disabused of that notion. As a carbon-based synthezoid, your memory storage is not so easily wiped. May I?
White Vision: [Vision then restores White Vision’s memories] I am Vision.
[he then flies off]


 

Wanda Maximoff: [referring to the witches Agatha killed] You see, the difference between you and me, is that you did this on purpose.


 

Agatha Harkness: You can’t win, Wanda. Power isn’t your problem, it’s knowledge.


 

Agatha Harkness: Give me your power, and I will correct the flaws in your original spell. And you and your family, and the people of Westview, can all live together in peace. And no one will ever have to feel this pain again. Not even you.


 

Agatha Harkness: [as she’s taking Wanda’s power] Come on, Wanda! Escape your fate! Release your burden! There’s more. I want it all.


 

Agatha Harkness: [to Wanda] About our deal. Once cast, a spell can never be changed. This world you made will always be broken. Just like you.


 

Wanda Maximoff: [after Wanda’s stripped Agatha from her magic] “In a given space, only the witch who cast them can use her magic.” Thanks for the lesson. But I don’t need you to tell me who I am.


 

Agatha Harkness: [to Wanda] Oh, God. You don’t know what you’ve done.


 

Agatha Harkness: Good girl. So what now? You just going to lock me up somewhere?
Wanda Maximoff: No. Not somewhere. Here.
Agatha Harkness: Here?
Wanda Maximoff: I’ll give you the role you chose. The nosy neighbor.


 

Wanda Maximoff: I’m sorry.
Agatha Harkness: No, you’re not. You’re cruel. You have no idea what you’ve unleashed. You’re going to need me.
Wanda Maximoff: If I do, I know where to find you.


 

Agnes: [after Wanda’s turned Agath into Agnes] Hiya, hon. Say, that’s some kind of getup you’re wearing. Did I leave the oven on, or is that just you, hot stuff?
Wanda Maximoff: You live here now. No one will ever bother you.
Agnes: Okey dokey, artichokee.
Wanda Maximoff: I’ll be seeing you, Agnes.
Agnes: Not if I see you first, hon.


 

Vision: So it would appear that our dream home has been reduced to a fixer-upper. I know you’ll set everything right. Just not for us.
Wanda Maximoff: No. Not for us.
Vision: It’s time. Should we head home?
Wanda Maximoff: Yeah.
[as they walk home Wanda starts removing the barrier from Westview]


 

Vision: [to the twins] Your mother and I are very proud of you both.
Wanda Maximoff: Very proud. You know, a family is forever. We could never truly leave each other, even if we tried. You know that, right?


 

Wanda Maximoff: Boys. Thanks for choosing me to be your mom.


 

Vision: [as he turns on the lights Wanda just turned off] Oh, I read somewhere that it’s bad luck to say goodbye in the dark.
Wanda Maximoff: No, you didn’t.
Vision: No. No. Perhaps not. Perhaps I just wanted to see you clearly.
Wanda Maximoff: And?
Vision: And there you are.


 

Vision: [as they watch the barrier being removed outside their window] Wanda, I know we can’t stay like this. But before I go, I feel I must know. What am I?
Wanda Maximoff: You, Vision, are the piece of the Mind Stone that lives in me. You are a body of wires, and blood, and bone that I created. You are my sadness, and my hope. But mostly, you’re my love.
[they kiss]


 

Vision: I have been a voice with no body. A body, but not human. And now a memory made real. Who knows what I might be next? We have said goodbye before, so it stands to reason…
Wanda Maximoff: We’ll say hello again.


 

Vision: [as he disintegrates and disappears] So long, darling.


 

Monica Rambeau: [referring to the people in Westview] They’ll never know what you sacrificed for them.
Wanda Maximoff: It wouldn’t change how they see me. And you, you don’t hate me?
Monica Rambeau: Given the chance, and given your power, I’d bring my mom back. I know I would.
Wanda Maximoff: I’m sorry For all the pain I caused.
Monica Rambeau: I know.
Wanda Maximoff: I don’t understand this power. But I will.


 

Monica Rambeau: [mid-credits lines] Authority looks good on you, Jimmy.
Jimmy Woo: Where’s Darcy?
Monica Rambeau: Something about “debriefs are for the weak”. But we can thank her for that.
[they see Hayward being arrested]


 

Skrull Agent: I was sent by an old friend of your mother’s. He heard you’ve been grounded. He’d like to meet with you.
Monica Rambeau: Where?
[the Skrull agent points up]


 

[post-credits lines, Wanda is in a cabin in the mountains learning about her powers from the Darkhold when she hears the twins]
Billy Maximoff: Mom, help! Mom, please!
Tommy Maximoff: Help! Mom, please!

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