Top Pixar Movie Quotes

[to Flick]
Dot: You’re weird, but I like you.

Heimlich: Someday I’ll be a butterfly, and then everything will be better.

Francis: Where are you?
Slim: I’m over here.
Francis: Where?
Slim: Here! I’m the only stick with eyeballs!

[to Minny and Van, who are leaving]
Lightning McQueen: I’m telling you, you got to help me! Don’t leave me here! I’m in hillbilly hell! My IQ’s dropping by the second! I’m becoming one of them!

Mater: I’m happier ‘n a tornado in a trailer park!

[looking at the terrible job Lightning has done repaving the road]
Sally: It looks terrible.
Lightning McQueen: Well it matches the rest of the town.

[referring to Sally]
Lightning McQueen: You know her?
Mater: She’s the town attorney, and my fiancée.
Lightning McQueen: What?
Mater: I’m just kiddin’. She just likes me for my body.

Mater: McQueen and Sally parked beneath the tree. K-I-S-somethin’-somethin’-somethin’-T.

Mater: I knew it! I knowed I made a good choice!
Lightning McQueen: In what?
Mater: My best friend.

[to the baby jellyfish]
Dory: I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy. Come on, little Squishy.

Dory: What is it with men and asking for directions?
Marlin: I don’t want to play the gender card right now. You want to play a card, let’s play the “let’s not die” card.

Dory: Hey, there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you’ve got to do?
Marlin: No, I don’t wanna know.
[starts singing]
Dory: Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
Marlin: Dory, no singing.
Dory: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.
Marlin: Now I’m stuck with that song. Now it’s in my head.
Dory: Sorry.

Bruce: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.

Marlin: I can’t afford any more delays and you’re one of those fish that causes delays. Sometimes it’s a good thing. There’s a whole group of fish, they’re delay fish.
Dory: You mean, you mean you don’t like me?
Marlin: No, of course I like you. It’s because I like you I don’t want to be with you. It’s a complicated emotion.

Marlin: I promised I’d never let anything happen to him.
Dory: Hmm. That’s a funny thing to promise.
Marlin: What?
Dory: Well, you can’t never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo.

Crush: Cause we were like, “woah.”, and I was like, “woah.” and you were like, “woah”.

[to Marlin]
Dory: Please don’t go away. Please? No one’s ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave, if you leave, I just, I remember things better with you. I do, look. P. Sherman, forty-two, forty-two, I remember it, I do. It’s there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And, and I look at you, and I, and I’m home. Please, I don’t want that to go away. I don’t want to forget.

[sees Bloat eating dirt after they’ve dirtied their tank]
Gurgle: Bloat, that is disgusting!
Bloat: Tastes pretty fine to me.
Gurgle: Doesn’t anyone realize? We’re swimming in our own sh…?
Peach: Shhh! Here he comes.

[to Bob]
Edna: My God, you’ve gotten fat.

Bob Parr: Weren’t you in the news? Some show in, Prayge, Prague?
Edna: Milan, darling. Milan. Supermodels. Huh! Nothing super about them. Spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh! I used to design for gods!

Bob Parr: No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid, I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for, for ten minutes!

Helen Parr: Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it.

Lucius Best: Where is my super suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
Lucius Best: Where?
Honey: Why do you need to know?
Lucius Best: I need it!
[Lucius rummages through his closet]
Honey: Uh-uh! Don’t you think about running off doing no daring-do. We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius Best: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening’s in danger!
Lucius Best: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: Greater good? I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you are ever going to get!

Dash: We’re dead! We’re dead! We survived but we’re dead!

Mike: You know, I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself.

Mike: Can I borrow your odorant?
Sulley: Yeah, I got, uh, Smelly Garbage or Old Dumpster.
Mike: You got, uh, Low Tide?
Sulley: No.
Mike: How about Wet Dog?
Sulley: Yep. Stink it up.

Sulley: Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy but I don’t think that kid’s dangerous.
Mike: Really? Well, in that case, let’s keep it. I always wanted a pet that could kill me.

Mike: Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you’re looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Come on, tell me it’s a new haircut, isn’t it? It’s got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look…

[referring to Boo]
Randall: Wazowski! Where is it, you little one-eyed cretin?
Mike: Okay, first of all, it’s “cree-tin”. If you’re going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you’re nuts if you think kidnapping me is going to help you cheat your way to the top.

[Randall points the Scream Extractor directly at Mike]
Randall: Say hello to the Scream Extractor.
Mike: Hello. Hey, where are you going? Come on, we’ll talk! We’ll have a latte!

[to Mike]
Sulley: You’re not scary. Not even a little bit. But you are fearless.

Mike: Well, everyone, I don’t mean to get emotional. But everything in my life has led to this moment.

Johnny: Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys. After you lose, no one will remember you.
Mike Wazowski: Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it.
Chet: Oh, boy. That is a good point.

Gusteau: You must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from. Your only limit is your soul.

Gusteau: What I say is true; anyone can cook, but only the fearless can be great.

Anton Ego: Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere.

Anton Ego: In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new.

Django: When all is said and done, we’re all we’ve got.

Remy: Change is nature, Dad. The part that we can influence, and it starts when we decide.

Linguini: I’ve never disappointed anyone before because nobody’s ever expected anything of me.

Remy: If you are what you eat, then I only want to eat the good stuff.

Woody: I think you’ve had enough tea for today. Let’s get you out of here Buzz…
Buzz: Don’t you get it?
[points to the hat on his head]
Buzz: You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt!
[laughs hysterically]
Woody: Snap out of it, Buzz!
[Woody opens Buzz’s helmet, slaps him across the face with his detached arm]
Buzz: I-I-I, you’re right. I’m sorry, I am just a little depressed, that’s all. I can get through this.
[Buzz breaks down again]
Buzz: Oh, I’m a sham!

Woody: Alright, that’s enough! Look, we’re all very impressed with Andy’s new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y, Toy!
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you’re searching for is “Space Ranger”.
Woody: The word I’m searching for I can’t say because there’s preschool toys present.

Woody: You! Are! A! Toyyyyy! You aren’t the real Buzz Lightyear! You’re…you’re an action figure!
[holds up his fingers indicating something small]
Woody: You are a child’s play thing!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

Woody: That wasn’t flying. That was falling with style!

Buzz Lightyear: Don’t worry, Woody. In just a few hours you’ll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Woody: They’re called “S’mores”, Buzz.
Buzz Lightyear: Yes, yes. Of course.

[to Mr. Potato Head]
Mrs. Potato Head: I’m packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes, just in case.

Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.

Mr. Potato Head: You would not believe what I have been through tonight!

Ken: No one appreciates clothes here, Barbie! No one.

Ken: Barbie, come with me! Live in my Dream House! I know it’s crazy! I know we’ve just met! Aw, heck, you don’t know me from G.I. Joe. But when I look at you I feel like we were…
Ken, Barbie: …made for each other.
Barbie: Yay!

Barbie: Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from threat of force!

Buzz Lightyear: Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!
Hamm: This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Rex: Should we be hysterical?
Slinky Dog: No!
Mr. Potato Head: Yes!
Buzz Lightyear: Maybe! But not right now!
Hamm: Come on. Let’s go see how much we’re going for on eBay.

[as he watches Andy leave]
Woody: So long, partner.

Charles Muntz: Adventure is out there!

Alpha: Not you, you lost the Bird. Now, you must wear the cone of shame.
[Dug is made to wear a cone around his head]
Dug: I do not like the cone of shame.

Russell: That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.

Carl Fredricksen: This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he’s trying to kill us. What a joke.